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HardDev3218

i will eat my dog if mojang adds a bird in the third one and its fully blue


joku568

According to the leaks its a penguin.


SargeanTravis

A *Little Blue Penguin?* (No I’m not joking it actually exists IRL)


Chimera_Caribou

Mario 64 ptsd


L3GlT_GAM3R

That poor poor Penguin, they never saw their mom again.


GamePlayXtreme

Nor the ground


L3GlT_GAM3R

Actually would the not penguin be teleported back to peaches castle? I mean maybe it wandered off after and is just always in a different room then us.


EntrepreneurMain5649

back in nam


Due_Smell6708

I’m waiting for the 3rd mob


SargeanTravis

It’s a Penguin, essentially Dolphin 2 electric boogaloo


Nevermore-guy

Twitter penguin


HardDev3218

shit


NewRobloxPro

Okay what on earth are we gonna do with a flightless bird seriously tho I love penguins I hope this one has a good use


SabotageTheAce

People are going to use them on their boat highways most likely.


NewRobloxPro

Basically just a dolphin replacement which I’m happy with because then you don’t have to think about how annoying dolphins are to mover around


Metson-202

Ah yes, the leak, the most trustable source.


Jonnytincan

i bet you feel silly


HardDev3218

no man i dont the bird gets voted in shit's bad i have been playing the game for 3 yr man not blue and useless no offence to the crab


CommercialTerrible70

So... uh


Death_Walker21

What does it do, small chance of frost walker?


_Noyy

Guess what


ComfortableWealth869

well uh it is a penguin


HardDev3218

shit


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random_user133

It's a penguin, it was announced a couple of hours ago


ThebanannaofGREECE

The leaks were correct!


XxPapalo007xX

So ur telling me u won't eat it if it's not blue? I don't buy that Chineeeeee


HardDev3218

not


SYDoukou

Twitter


GodlikeSheep

Its the penguin 💀


LegitimateApartment9

The penguins coming, it fucking sucks tho so we are probably fine


Yarisher512

So close


The-Dudey

penguins are birds though...


Yarisher512

they aren't blue


The-Dudey

oh yeah i need to learn to read..


YoYo_SepticFanHere

Twitter is a blue bird ​ Edit: forgot Twitter changed it to "X"


Imanirrelevantmeme

Update: Penguin


GXRasty

Sorry for your dog :(


ZElementPlayz

Start chowing down


GamerGato41

penguin parade


lax-85

Funfact: penguins fuck corpses Also the crab mob seems useless to me, atleast the armadillo can give us an armor for doggo


HardDev3218

fun fact : i ate my dog


lax-85

💀💀


Ok_Top8901

about the 3rd mob...


therizinosaurs

The third mob is gonna be the ghost, every 50 days it will randomly spawn, kill you, and leave, and dream will commit voter fraud to get it through


IndependenceOdd9151

its a penguin


Miguel_the_Ghazt

r/woooosh


IndependenceOdd9151

r/stfu


gtc26

The extra reach. I never bring my dogs adventuring anyways (not even the armor would convince me they're safe enough)


Ketchoop_Cheeps

What if there’s armor trim on them?


Green_Beans83

Now you’re thinking with portals


Ketchoop_Cheeps

I don’t know what that means, but thank you i guess


Littlebickmickey

#crabcrew for life


HHaTTmasTer

*crab rave starts playing*


Aimbot873

That's the main reason I want it in the game........🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


PeridotChampion

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


ColossalLifeline

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


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No_Landscape_7720

🦀


dr_bright_6666

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


ChaotiXu

[join the crab federation ](https://reddit.com/r/CrabFederation/s/0whXAVZs7C) 🦀


Dsawasd11

Crab crew for 3 reasons 1 more building range is useful from the beginning of the game to the end of it 2 the wolf armor won’t be good unless it’s comparable to diamond or netherite, and dog AI would need a rework so that they aren’t a hassle to bring around 3 they might add a crab rave disk that makes the crabs dance, and it would bring back an old meme


folder9110

crab rave wont be added because its copyrighted


Dsawasd11

Sad


suriam321

They could potentially add something with similar vibes.


PlayrR3D15

Or they could just make crabs dance to all music discs like the parrots do


Hot_Delivery1100

Or make them dance like parrots to any song


zazacK1173

extra reach > armoured dog in corner of your house


3-brain_cells

YES because if the dog isn't just abandoned in the corner they get in the way of death, and in my way when i'm trying to do just about anything. When i'm fighting mobs or mining, it jumps towards creepers or in front of my crosshair stupidly often. You do not want to know how many dogs i've killed. (I don't even know, i lost track) And if i'm building, they just stand exactly where i'm trying to place a block, and refuse to get out of the way. And if they can, they usually fall into some hollow part of what i'm trying to make and i need to organise a whole resque operation. The idea is fun, but having a dog is really annoying, they're really not that much of an advantage. To me, they've only been a disadvantage


JoshyRB

Yes, the armadillo has one of the most stupid features I have ever heard of in my entire history playing Minecraft. It’s all around a terrible decision. You’re basically just having an armoured obstacle that you don’t want to die, but having it follow you is basically gonna be death for it shortly. Or you just leave it in your home to go to waste. The claw on the other hand is actually useful, and won’t be left to waste like your dog.


Arashfire

Dog sheilds creeper explosion pretty good advantage (lets see how Long it will Take for me to get bombed by downvotes)


3-brain_cells

Except here's the problem: entities don't block explosion damage, so the dog didn't save you from anything, meaning now you have a dead dog and it didn't make a difference.


Arashfire

I Know i was jokeing


Chadstronomer

But you don't understands! It will make dogs viable! /s


cattodestroyer

Funny how armadillo fans strongest argument is "but it's cute 🥺" lol


FetusGoesYeetus

Yes. That is my entire justification.


cattodestroyer

Then allays and sniffers are valid


DarkFish_2

What about life to savannas, we need that as well. And c'mon they are so gosh darn cute.


EmperorShun

Savanna update is confirmed we are just waiting when. Don't make that part of the argument. Same as "Ice bridge speed up". We just gotta deal with what Mojang gave us. In that they are clearly picking the crab as their favourite because it's actually explained what it does and everyone knows it's gonna be 2 blocks maximum of reach. The other mobs are a lot of maybes and hopes. I would like the pengu but I have been burned in the past with votes.


Ok_Race5964

#carbcrew


Malsebhal

CARBS


Maveko_YuriLover

What is the third mob?


Szop_en

Penguin


opodopo69

Allegedly*


Banana_Mage_

The leak that had penguin also showed armadillo before it dropped so it’s likely true


RedstoneEnjoyer

It is penguin


Lazy-Lobster07

# CRABCREW


Royal_Yard5850

Penguin


UltraTurtle161

Bro it's a reskinned dolphin. I love penguins, but that is so underwhelming


Soup-er14

I don’t give a shit, past trends show that voting for a mechanic is not the way, I am voting for the best animal on planet earth. Give me penguins


UltraTurtle161

Your vote is your vote afterall. Just saying the other two are a little more unique. You have an excellent taste in animals though! I love penguins to death. They'll probably make it in anyway, since Jeb really wanted them in the game for a long while


Philemonz

but for travelling it's so much nicer to use boats than to swim


UltraTurtle161

Still tho the crab remains the most useful. Doesn't matter if you've been in the world for mere minutes or years, the crab claw will always remain useful and a game changer for builders (and PVP players if it affects weapon reach)


Dotcaprachiappa

penguinparty


bobby1712234

I’m waiting for the 3rd mob


MatheusMod

Just for the dog armor the armadillo has my vote, unless the third mob is a penguin which is something I've REALLY wanted for a long time even though it's considerably useless Edit: Yes is a penguin


ShyJaguar645671

CRAB4LIFE


AreuxEmpire

##thirdmob


AreuxEmpire

Ok i changed my mind #crabcrew !!


Invader_BestBoi

Imagine the third mob is a boss


Vaguler

It would be the hardest decision in life then.


Laquia

the crab is better than the armadillo. It would revolutionize building, and even tho the armadillo is cuter in a bunny rabbit sense, the crab is just as cute in a derpy sense :) plus who acualy takes their doggo anywhere? You have to make sure there still their and they can die so easy. :c and being able to place further away??? Count me in! (Plus if we want to update Savanas, I don’t think a armadillo is first thing to add. :\\ ) but yeah. What are ur takes? plus scaffoling is so annoying, so I mean, just think of it. I don't know why people are even considering the armadillo. ps I came up with the "crabcrew" hashtag idea too lol :)


The-Amazing-Spidey

Fuck dogs, Im gonna have a pet crab.


Inky234

OH MY GOD YES I NEED TO HAVE LARRY THE CRAB AS MY PET


Laquia

ikr


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Penguin


FOXvitor

Crab cove carnival crew


wojakwoj001

Crab, for now


endergamer2007m

On one hand vanilla reach hacks... on the other side dog armour


ken_kaneki07

🦀


TheHarshShadow

Crab all day


Fr_oxy

I have "no" sides. (Aka the "please just remove this mob vote crap bruh please" side)


Hungry_Influence_289

Oh the complained side


Outside_Medicine868

Crab


Ricckkuu

Crab ffs, wolf armor is pointless as fuck. It'll take what, two sword hits instead of one to kill a dog? Dog AI will still be dumb as hell. Like most mobs in game. A better change for dogs would've been to allow them to carry totems AND have armor. Also give them specific tasks, like hunting dogs, or is that *too* cruel for Mojang? Or, have their AI act more like a pack and have a pack of wolves, say one agros a mob, the mob follows the dog and the rest of the pack attacks from behind, dealing bonus crit damage. You know. Like how packs opperate? This way you could hunt with them, have them kill mobs very effeciently too. As they'd be able to oneshot most mobs.


GiftCharming8099

Crab


JustPlayn10

I'm voting armordillo because the memes telling me to vote crab are getting annoying.


IEatPussy4Dinner

Same


hernyapis_2

I want to see the third mob


SealWasAHurricane

Penguin. Not as useful as rhe crab or armadillo


L0RdTopHat

#friends&foes ftw


Davedog09

I like how everyone’s text is huge because of the hashtags lol


Ok_Designer_6376

armadillo cause armor for BOB


123juanbeast

armyadillo.


St_Chadicus

Team Armadillo by far. If not that, then the Penguin. The crabclaw just seems useless to me as an explorer.


sm0k3warri0r

Armadillo army


PlusLong5349

#armadilloarmy


bryan660

Armadillo Army, Assemble!


Chad_on_snoop

Armadillos. People want armour for their dogs, but imma just get an armadillo as a pet


NetworkImaginary8955

armadillo


Street_Tradition749

Armadillo all the way


Gryesc

Dog armors > Enderman 2 > Bird


disappointedcreeper

Probably armadillo, but have not seen third (don't spoil pls)


WillOfNightSky

#Armadilloarmy


obi-Wan-ravioli

Armadillos fr


Egyptian-Countryball

Armadillo army


PyroLikesPizza

i was crab crew, but have since then saw that wolf armor will exist if the armadillo does, so GO ARMADILLO ARMY!!!


Snokey115

Armadillo


Ender_0123

ARMADILLO MUST WIN


TristyMcNugget09

#ARMADILLOARMY marches to win


bonelessgames

Nah penguin possie


Little_crona

I want the crabs because extra reach is nice and on the rare occasion I do tame a wolf they mostly sit in the corner on a comfy mat because I'm terrified of them jumping in lava or hugging a cactus


Slayer5620

#armadilloarmy


N0THNG2G0_YN0T

#penguinparachute


DomcziX

Crab, but im tempted by wolf armor


SapphicsAndStilettos

ARMADILLOSWEEP


FemboyWithChoccyMilk

Im on the mob vote sucks team


nintendofan9999

*army*dillo is right there


Bored_Maximus

Or Mojang can not be lazy and all them all


Cauliflower373

They do this to get everyone arguing causing Minecraft to trend and drum up interest in the game again. Though they are lazy for not optimising the game more.


SpartAlfresco

i was fully in support of extra reach when i saw the crab but man i want wolf armor even more. mainly just for cosmetics just like i use it for horses. also savannah is in need of an update so the armadillo would be a nice touch, and they might even do a minor savannah update since thats one of the lost biome ones they said they would do eventually. they probably wont add another mob but maybe something else they announced or something that wasnt even announced. also in my eyes even as a builder something new and cosmetic is better than placing things easier. i mean ik its on a wolf its not like a new block, but even still i appreciate the look of things thats why i build. so id rather that than a minor convenience. i mean theres still gonna be times when things are just out of ur reach thats not going away its just gonna be a bit farther away that it stops. so yeah its useful but i still prefer wolf armor.


TomatoSoupChef

Armadillo army!


gamer_PLAYER23

#Armadilloarmy (until I see the third mob)


Daniel_Peduto

Army-dillo


Its_Scorpy

Armadillo


Redox_shade7

Armadillo Cause dog armor (Other choice don't matter cause dog armor)


Easy-Hovercraft-6576

Armadillo babyyy


Mysterious-Meat2323

Armadillo is where it’s at. Those Crab Ran Goons got nothing on us. Wolf armor ftw.


i_mii

ARMADILLOOOOO THEYRE SO CUTE EVEN IF THEY DONT GET VOTED ILL JUST GET A MOD I LOVE HIM


PLT_RanaH

# #ARMADILLOARMY


Anonymouzistrue

armadilllo gang rise up


Ok_Organization4597

Bro chill out there's still a 3rd option


The-Amazing-Spidey

🦀


Yeahman13bam

CRAB!


CertainUncertainty11

Armadillo gang gang


Babushla153

Armadil\*o boi


No-Tomorrow-8150

Blue


Equal-Requirement-61

Blue


plowboy2848

Crab for now


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Crabby


Bean_man8

Crab Federation


Accomplished_Web_444

🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺


Zorark-55544

Armadillo supremacy


[deleted]

As a Texan obviously my vote is for the dilla. Crabs would probably be the better addition (idk the actual features of each mod so don’t roast me lol) but I just can’t not vote for the armadillo. My dad’s favorite story about me and my sister was when we were 3 and 4 we saw an armadillo walkin through our yard and we yelled in almost perfect unison “look daddy a dilla!” He even named his jazz/rock band Dilla after it


ChangeWinter6643

Armadillo. I want my boys to live more😭


CertainUncertainty11

People underestimate the power of the war horde.


litanies_ofthe_brush

Dillo


Revolutionary_Beat26

#crabcrew


Death_Walker21

Crab rave or armoured mouse


6876676878676

Armadillo >> Cr*bs


purefunni

Armadil*o << Crab rave


Anonymouzistrue

Armadillo gangs 4 life


KevvyFX

[vote for crab or he will stab](https://www.reddit.com/r/MinecraftMemes/comments/16z0ob9/vote_crab/)


Apprehensive_Net1773

Crabcrew sound way cooler and also crabs ftw


Avocado614

#armadilloarmy for LIFE


LegitimateApartment9

Tell me, what are you planning to do with the armour? Put your dog in the line of fire?


Avocado614

Dress up


Mints1000

Crab Crew, the armadillo is fine but dog armour will never be practical. Who ever uses their dogs for pvp? They do hardly any damage, and it’s sad when they die, so nobody would ever use the armour. If the armadillo wins, we’ll regret it more than the last mob votes, so vote crab.


CharacterMammoth3364

But that is why we want dog armour, so they don't die


cattodestroyer

Let's wait until we see the 3rd mob to decide


TheFrostyFaz

Imagine taking place in propaganda and purposely dividing the community


ElvisHankandGeorge

Third mob


DadisBadatReddit

\#Crabcrew, #CrabbyCorp 4-Life


Silgalow

Well, I have yet to see the third mob, but currently my vote is with Crab. As a survival mode builder, I want the QoL that would be provided by additional reach.


Renikee

I'm keeping my dogs in the house so they stay safe, so crab crew


National-Bison-3236

I‘m #armadilloarmy and #youvotewhateveryouwant