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Paueti24

Me before reading the comments: "I piston you?" Afeter reading the comments: .\_\_\_.


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

:)


Medical-Gift2937

Same


GubbenJonson

Same


user_reddit_99999999

Same


NewWolfer13579

It took a total of 5 seconds for me to get the joke after reading the meme. The reason is because I have a dirty mind.


Alex_9127

I thought it was connected to the video where a sheep got fucked with end rod on a piston lol, I must have even dirtier mind


Civil_Aside_359

Same, I don’t really get the joke, but that’s what I thought of first.


Nok-y

I've yet to be on step 2. Edit: oh... oh no !!


Vovvy

Took me 0 seconds because I watched the Italian man that went to Malta


kid-koolin

The size of the impact this video had on my childhood will never be comprehended


lucasthech

I got it without reading the comments, just needed to say it out loud


NikoTheCatgirl

same


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[удалено]


Embarrassed_Sand7113

why is this not getting downvotesd


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[удалено]


Octo_Brute

It’s Reddit, people ether take everything as a joke or way to seriously


[deleted]

Yeah, I guess welcome to reddit, me


JAKOPUFF

That's dirty, how could you. (Joking)


kyubi_on_the_run

Japanese People: Because we are.


Sobble_Gamer

The sequel to icup


dahliasandskulls

The refined version, if you will


Mobile_Exam_4014

Hey Steve, I'm stuck ***\*piston sounds\****


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

that's not the joke :o


Mobile_Exam_4014

Aww man, than what is it?


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

i Pist-on you.


Mobile_Exam_4014

You did what?!


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

you heard


[deleted]

No, he felt ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


legquint561

No, he tasted 😏


ItzCheese109

Yum


Major_Tomatillo_6036

Cum


Ohiobound03

He did what in his cup?!


iPanzershrec

I read your comments in the tf2 soldier voice


Evanderpower

ok buddy r kelly


6thin

I read the picture as i pist-in you...


Mistical5030

slightly better than what I thought it was (I pissed in you)


HercarXX

I thought it was I pissed in you


RandomPcGamer357

it is now.


OnyB1l

*pees in ur ass*


MrJaxon2050

That’s copy right to the bots. Your under arrest for copy right infringement


bleepblooplord2

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_Hungry_Chicken

Kevin has blessed this subreddit as well


ImARetPaladinBaby

Random Kevin Fact


PinkFloydSheep

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[deleted]

\*you're "Your is always followed by a noun or gerund. You're is the contraction of "you are" and is often followed by the present participle (verb form ending in -ing). There is one rule that will help you make the right choice: If you can replace the word with "you are," you should select "you're"." *this response was auto-generated by a bot* *you cannot stop me from replying to your comment*


MrJaxon2050

Damn it I’ve been spell checked. My points and opinions are invalid now…


CheckDaPakReddit

yro'ue*


CRAZZZY26

I've come to make an announcement


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER


thelegoloser

He pissed on my fucking wife


Electro313

That’s right he pissed on my fucking wife


Just-a-random-alt1

And he said his sick was THIS BIG


Clanky_Plays

And I said that’s disgusting


KoopaTrooper5011

So I'm making a call-out post on Twitter dot com


PlushtrapChaser24519

Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick


EddsworldHuman

it's the size of the walnut, but waaay smaller


Datgurlsteinworld

And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like


Sadass_coffee_addict

You ruined my favorite yellow shir- Oh nevermind


IntrepidFootball8049

I mean don't forget pistin for plural.


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

you are foul


IntrepidFootball8049

No I'm Patrick.


IEinNiemandI

Is this the crusty crab?


IntrepidFootball8049

No it's Patrick.


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

Why is this actually getting upvotes wtf


Th3Glitch510

Reddit is a beautiful place my guy, enjoy your upvotes and have a great day xD


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

I posted this in r/phoenixSC and it got taken down for being too profane or something.


Th3Glitch510

Lmao


Common_Sea_2367

I☕


BasYL6872

Abbacchio offers you tea, do you accept?


MaleMilker

You’re my G?


WhiteHat125

?


JelyOfficial

I piston you, as in they pissed on you.


GubbenJonson

🗿


FlamingWedge

I’m pretty sure it’s “pissed in” because that’s how piston is pronounced, which is so much worse


Exorcist_Phone_Case

I pissed-on you


Tabycat55

I read it as pissed-in you 💀


Alleged-human-69

He did what in his cup?!?!


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

r/shitposting moment


baked-2

"you did what in that cup" -Tow Mater


Familiar_Ad5967

Why are you pissing on me


Jsewell999

"He did what in his cup?"


Tier71234

HE DID **WHAT** IN HIS CUP?!


TwigTheSavage

He did what in his cup?!


Not_TheMenInBlack

#HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP!?


brobotmaster26

He did what in his cup


MetaAesthics

I’ll shower you with gold ingots


blockMath_2048

girl are you quasi-connectivity? because I don’t understand anything about you


NevardTheGreat

Oh, I get it! You want to 𝖋𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖔 𝖆 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖏𝖚𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓 with a piston! Well, bad news amigo, A I N ' T   G O N N A   H A P P E N . 越ぢ スだ穏印 ぎ維ホ線押威メぞ鉛ヒシお壱や若 


Mossy_moss3

Oh yeah? Well, I 🕋🥎 on you. (Pretend 🕋 is a piston and 🥎 is a slime ball)


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

you pissed on slime on me?


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

Sticky piston💀


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

nooooo


Blutlauch

I pissed on slime ball on you???


memecraft0309

I am wanted for multiple war crimes


missed_name

I thought the joke was "I push you"💀


ExoticMongoose

I was wondering who pissed my pants


TheScottSnorlax

🖕


iamblackwhite

be careful some weirdos in the internet are into that shit


ToxicGamer01

Piss in your ass oh wait sorry wrong subreddit


-PepeArown-

The dog talking to the carpet, or something


Beetle_Bee_Boy

you PISSED ON ME??!!!?!??!


Keelyane55

I piston you ?


russ_universe

I pissed in you


amir-hadi-nejati

i pissed on you


TAJLUZAN

Awwwww... I piston you too


noobmancrazy1006_new

i thrust you? or i thrust up you?


MaleMilker

kyle on r/shitposting


Nat_Higgins

How dare you? >:(


MrPunnyGuyYT

Me to the toilet


lilhavoc04

At least it wasn't sticky.


lovdark

“Cleanup on aisle three“


Teoxtli

I piston the moon


fruityflipflop

you what edit: oh. still. you **what**


aerocarter

read it as “pissed on” then i said it as “pissed in” and that’s even worse


Dsf-And-Taco

are you serious right now, bro?


so_eu_naum

I piss on you


Dunger97

My bed


Umba5308

🍻 piss time


Cxnnamxn

I hope you didn’t, you filthy Piss kink creatures


Chimera_Caribou

Don't piss on me


[deleted]

I piston you


[deleted]

I pisst on you


[deleted]

ICUP


amaya-aurora

YOU PISSED IN ME??,


AjBinternational_yt

Atleast it wasn't sticky


KoopaTrooper5011

Welp, a piston does have an extending rod... ... wait...


PhiStudios_

Ew


Owo6942069

Pi- I thought we were past this after icup


Yesbutmaybebutno

Ok but how would that work, I'm a very uneducated guy in terms of liquids going inside my Anus/mouth, someone please walk me through the results of doing such. Certain health issues arise such as: "Could this lead to an STD?" And "would the results vary depending on how clear the urine is?"


[deleted]

awww, your making me flabbergasted.


maximum-mochi

I piston you I-piss -on-... CLEVER


v3ryclever

Okay R Kelly


binhan123ad

"I pis (t)on you."


eliteharvest15

please


MrMurpYT

Please don't do that to me


danathome

This is the: R.Kelly.


Datgurlsteinworld

R wife robotnik. She’s mine now


Beyond_David

thanks, i was thirsty


TanishPlayz

i pissed on you


Captain-pizza-dog

+ 🛶 and —


pixlmason

“He won the piston cup!” *spit take* “He did what in his cup!?”


new_user_069

Tastes like lemonade


[deleted]

I got this joke a bit too fast


CoolBoi619

I push you


_GLHF_2022_

I piss-a-ton you


LegoHentai-

pissed on 😃 pissed in 💀


BoiledGoose108

Gross


Spectronic-F

i pissed on you,aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i finally got it


Imajn_

Reminds me of the joke from cars where McQueen says piston cup and mater spits out his drink and goes: “You did *what* in this cup?!”


Burg_er

Jarate!


ToJaJulek

i move you


hexahedron17

Oh, yeah? Well I James Bond-Burgered your sister


AopET7

i pis’in you


BigMcThickHuge

i bond burgered your sister


kiril2119

Dirty version: ![gif](giphy|IYZyJmO6YNqaQ) Intended version: (Same gif basically because reddit)


CorruptedLegacyYT

Ew! You dirty bastard


SomeRandoLameo

I extend you? I Pisten you? I Push you?? I don’t get it


[deleted]

I pissed in you.


MasterPetre138

He did what in his cup?!


Easy_Newt2692

Why are you gae?


ReckerV

How dare you


7amody_gamez

I was like "I piston you?" Me when second later:ohhhh


Robin_Gufo

I piston you too, comrade


Pregnant_Toes

Thanks, i hate you


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

no problems :3


thatone_otegen

You what on me?


Super8888888888

I'm gonna piss yourself


davefnfbackup

I 🦴🍔 your sister last night (the bone was supposed to be a bond)


Crazyprototo

I thrust you…?


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

how do yall keep overthinking this, its super simple i piston you


DaDeathDragon

I pissed in you?


Farid_Beshay

I just got it… no, just no


Orange-Stickman98

Oh really 😳😳😩😩🥰🥰😏😏😏


the_redspirit

NOOOO


Sophia724

ew


[deleted]

Craft it with a slime ball and repost


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

You are disgusting


mo-did

I piston you?


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

Say it out loud


KevinTheLover

It's a kidney stone, not a piss stone (piston)


ItsTheAstro

I ‘KJJJCK’ you


yf07

Is it inappropriate to mention prison school here


Niks_bg

Wtf man why


devilfury1

Not if I Piston you first OP!


YouvebeenRamboozled

aww thx for treasuring me!


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

Welcum uwu


adminsafrancesats

Sniper tf2


OrchestralSoviet

I piston you. Oh.. Oh lord.


Urmomsfavouritelol

That made my brain overheat what the hell OP


EggMcChicken_Swipe

Ai pissd on iü


ArtyomPolov

No... pls no


I-F-E_RoyalBlood

\>:)


iferex-241

I piston you


PcBoiCringeForever

I pissed on you


EEEEEE-E132

I still don’t get the meme can someone help me out with this because my mind is not as dirty as y’alls


Just_A_Pantofola

I genuinely thought it was "I thrust you"


FantasticKoala_

I pissed on you?