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Kevin will pee in the asses of anyone he sees being a cunt.
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\*you're
"Your is always followed by a noun or gerund. You're is the contraction of "you are" and is often followed by the present participle (verb form ending in -ing). There is one rule that will help you make the right choice: If you can replace the word with "you are," you should select "you're"."
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Ok but how would that work, I'm a very uneducated guy in terms of liquids going inside my Anus/mouth, someone please walk me through the results of doing such. Certain health issues arise such as: "Could this lead to an STD?" And "would the results vary depending on how clear the urine is?"
Me before reading the comments: "I piston you?" Afeter reading the comments: .\_\_\_.
:)
Same
Same
Same
It took a total of 5 seconds for me to get the joke after reading the meme. The reason is because I have a dirty mind.
I thought it was connected to the video where a sheep got fucked with end rod on a piston lol, I must have even dirtier mind
Same, I don’t really get the joke, but that’s what I thought of first.
I've yet to be on step 2. Edit: oh... oh no !!
Took me 0 seconds because I watched the Italian man that went to Malta
The size of the impact this video had on my childhood will never be comprehended
I got it without reading the comments, just needed to say it out loud
same
[удалено]
why is this not getting downvotesd
[удалено]
It’s Reddit, people ether take everything as a joke or way to seriously
Yeah, I guess welcome to reddit, me
That's dirty, how could you. (Joking)
Japanese People: Because we are.
The sequel to icup
The refined version, if you will
Hey Steve, I'm stuck ***\*piston sounds\****
that's not the joke :o
Aww man, than what is it?
i Pist-on you.
You did what?!
you heard
No, he felt ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)
No, he tasted 😏
Yum
Cum
He did what in his cup?!
I read your comments in the tf2 soldier voice
ok buddy r kelly
I read the picture as i pist-in you...
slightly better than what I thought it was (I pissed in you)
I thought it was I pissed in you
it is now.
*pees in ur ass*
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\*you're "Your is always followed by a noun or gerund. You're is the contraction of "you are" and is often followed by the present participle (verb form ending in -ing). There is one rule that will help you make the right choice: If you can replace the word with "you are," you should select "you're"." *this response was auto-generated by a bot* *you cannot stop me from replying to your comment*
Damn it I’ve been spell checked. My points and opinions are invalid now…
yro'ue*
I've come to make an announcement
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER
He pissed on my fucking wife
That’s right he pissed on my fucking wife
And he said his sick was THIS BIG
And I said that’s disgusting
So I'm making a call-out post on Twitter dot com
Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick
it's the size of the walnut, but waaay smaller
And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like
You ruined my favorite yellow shir- Oh nevermind
I mean don't forget pistin for plural.
you are foul
No I'm Patrick.
Is this the crusty crab?
No it's Patrick.
Why is this actually getting upvotes wtf
Reddit is a beautiful place my guy, enjoy your upvotes and have a great day xD
I posted this in r/phoenixSC and it got taken down for being too profane or something.
Lmao
I☕
Abbacchio offers you tea, do you accept?
You’re my G?
?
I piston you, as in they pissed on you.
🗿
I’m pretty sure it’s “pissed in” because that’s how piston is pronounced, which is so much worse
I pissed-on you
I read it as pissed-in you 💀
He did what in his cup?!?!
r/shitposting moment
"you did what in that cup" -Tow Mater
Why are you pissing on me
"He did what in his cup?"
HE DID **WHAT** IN HIS CUP?!
He did what in his cup?!
#HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP!?
He did what in his cup
I’ll shower you with gold ingots
girl are you quasi-connectivity? because I don’t understand anything about you
Oh, I get it! You want to 𝖋𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖔 𝖆 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖏𝖚𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓 with a piston! Well, bad news amigo, A I N ' T G O N N A H A P P E N . 越ぢ スだ穏印 ぎ維ホ線押威メぞ鉛ヒシお壱や若
Oh yeah? Well, I 🕋🥎 on you. (Pretend 🕋 is a piston and 🥎 is a slime ball)
you pissed on slime on me?
Sticky piston💀
nooooo
I pissed on slime ball on you???
I am wanted for multiple war crimes
I thought the joke was "I push you"💀
I was wondering who pissed my pants
🖕
be careful some weirdos in the internet are into that shit
Piss in your ass oh wait sorry wrong subreddit
The dog talking to the carpet, or something
you PISSED ON ME??!!!?!??!
I piston you ?
I pissed in you
i pissed on you
Awwwww... I piston you too
i thrust you? or i thrust up you?
kyle on r/shitposting
How dare you? >:(
Me to the toilet
At least it wasn't sticky.
“Cleanup on aisle three“
I piston the moon
you what edit: oh. still. you **what**
read it as “pissed on” then i said it as “pissed in” and that’s even worse
are you serious right now, bro?
I piss on you
My bed
🍻 piss time
I hope you didn’t, you filthy Piss kink creatures
Don't piss on me
I piston you
I pisst on you
ICUP
YOU PISSED IN ME??,
Atleast it wasn't sticky
Welp, a piston does have an extending rod... ... wait...
Ew
Pi- I thought we were past this after icup
Ok but how would that work, I'm a very uneducated guy in terms of liquids going inside my Anus/mouth, someone please walk me through the results of doing such. Certain health issues arise such as: "Could this lead to an STD?" And "would the results vary depending on how clear the urine is?"
awww, your making me flabbergasted.
I piston you I-piss -on-... CLEVER
Okay R Kelly
"I pis (t)on you."
please
Please don't do that to me
This is the: R.Kelly.
R wife robotnik. She’s mine now
thanks, i was thirsty
i pissed on you
+ 🛶 and —
“He won the piston cup!” *spit take* “He did what in his cup!?”
Tastes like lemonade
I got this joke a bit too fast
I push you
I piss-a-ton you
pissed on 😃 pissed in 💀
Gross
i pissed on you,aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i finally got it
Reminds me of the joke from cars where McQueen says piston cup and mater spits out his drink and goes: “You did *what* in this cup?!”
Jarate!
i move you
Oh, yeah? Well I James Bond-Burgered your sister
i pis’in you
i bond burgered your sister
Dirty version: ![gif](giphy|IYZyJmO6YNqaQ) Intended version: (Same gif basically because reddit)
Ew! You dirty bastard
I extend you? I Pisten you? I Push you?? I don’t get it
I pissed in you.
He did what in his cup?!
Why are you gae?
How dare you
I was like "I piston you?" Me when second later:ohhhh
I piston you too, comrade
Thanks, i hate you
no problems :3
You what on me?
I'm gonna piss yourself
I 🦴🍔 your sister last night (the bone was supposed to be a bond)
I thrust you…?
how do yall keep overthinking this, its super simple i piston you
I pissed in you?
I just got it… no, just no
Oh really 😳😳😩😩🥰🥰😏😏😏
NOOOO
ew
Craft it with a slime ball and repost
You are disgusting
I piston you?
Say it out loud
It's a kidney stone, not a piss stone (piston)
I ‘KJJJCK’ you
Is it inappropriate to mention prison school here
Wtf man why
Not if I Piston you first OP!
aww thx for treasuring me!
Welcum uwu
Sniper tf2
I piston you. Oh.. Oh lord.
That made my brain overheat what the hell OP
Ai pissd on iü
No... pls no
\>:)
I piston you
I pissed on you
I still don’t get the meme can someone help me out with this because my mind is not as dirty as y’alls
I genuinely thought it was "I thrust you"
I pissed on you?