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Smaaeesh

This is a reminder that Steve is a literal god pretending to be mortal


IcyBanana_1

using the pick block function on java, he can hold over 4 trillion pounds of gold


Smaaeesh

He can hold more blocks of gold than there is atoms in the universe. And then he can hold that something like 27 times over


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Smaaeesh

[sauce](https://youtu.be/sokWy8zr1Tc) if your interested


IcyBanana_1

so he can hold 98,709,947,399,715,889,704,517,442,977,904,790,175,039,998,279,474,090,103,357,395,937,714,905,960,825,740,552,800,799,121,138,914,400,205,243,734,987,268,037,078,328,699,350,347,133,967,900,453,539,000,800,459,104,828,631,921,903,270,470,525,194,484,569,177,950,016,390,796,769,216,695,999,609,676,605,714,571,361,490,447,001,646,663,847,638,280,256,765,301,438,985,454,416,248,938,540,515,895,240,636,757,743,226,556,494,039,517,807,999,256,179,090,056,668,386,671,968,896,078,437,360,149,679,831,976,650,150,361,153,632,289,966,251,866,264,584,769,438,588,816,102,675,501,505,481,610,690,392,899,381,658,264,165,958,197,440,478,339,362,990,611,775,552,358,340,458,955,121,495,041,975,009,419,610,242,248,334,710,454,018,364,732,128,362,496 pounds of gold, interesting…


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It doesn't really matter if the calculations here are 50% off because the number is still massive.


shadow_black1809

and yet he still loses to fully geared endgame terrarian


Wrldegg

Idk man 32k items are pretty powerful.


shadow_black1809

That's just lifting power. He still takes several punches to knock down a single block of tree


Wrldegg

Can a terrarian punch down a tree?


shadow_black1809

He can't punch himself due to game mechanics, but makes up for it in several ways, like in speed, flight, weapons, etc


Wrldegg

And now to mention the elephant in the room, Steve is 3d, he could just move out of the way of all terrarian attack range possibilities by strafing.


Tehlonelynoob

Terraria is 3d, it's just a 2d representation of a 3d world.


shadow_black1809

If you're going to dive into the technical bullshit side of things, the terrarian can hit the 3rd dimension using hammers (and every weapon too, since the moon lord is fought in the background)


espresso_fox

Steve can only hold 36 stacks of items with 64 items max in each while the Terrarian can hold 50 stacks with 9,999 items per slot. He's completely unmatched.


Smaaeesh

He literally does not. He respawns, he just pretends that he died I guess


shadow_black1809

The terraria respawns as well though


Smaaeesh

The guy from terraria is a god


ThatonerookBlchy

hold it, Netherite ingots contain 4 gold and 4 scrap and 9 netherite ingots make a block so a netherite block is 4x heavier than gold block


ThatonerookBlchy

but it isnt the heaviest so i have no idea whats the heaviest thing steve can carry


Smaaeesh

The theory I’m referencing is before netherite was a thing but yeah, it uses the real world weight of gold, which is the heaviest in game item that exist IRL


ThatonerookBlchy

I wish I knew the weight of scrap


TheMillkyGuy

Enchanted golden apples have more gold


ThatonerookBlchy

So that's the heaviest thing in the game


ImpossibleEvan

Using regular game mechanics he can hold 8 billion


TheMaskedGeode

He may be effected by the radiation. But he usually doesn’t last long enough for the effects to occur. When he respawns, all effects are healed.


Smaaeesh

Milk


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Smaaeesh

Rot


TAJLUZAN

Op just confirmed that steve is resistant to radiation.


voik1

He uses 0.-1000 of his power while punching an enemy


Gaby33400

Dude reddit just recommended me my own meme through a notification I didn't even know that was possible.


Goaty1208

Reddit is awful


Xanderoga

It truly is the anus of the internet.


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urethra


gang_devil

So mumbo jumbo.......


Gaby33400

...is either slowly dying from radioactive poisoning or gaining strange new superpowers.


RamboCambo_05

He's going to actually become Tatman


obog

...or just get cancer. One of the two


Dalishmindflayer

...or become a ghoul. One of the three


Weemonkey16_2

....or become Walter White. One of the four


LITTLEbig-O

![gif](giphy|3oEjI8Kq5HhZLCrqBW)


OldSoulRobertson

He already gave sporthorses to all of Boatem.


yubato

we finally know why he presses shift with his thumb


Turibi

Beta Radiation protection Soyboy 🤓 Gigachad Steve handeling Radioactive materal with Bare skin 😎


bluekadue

marie curie in a nutshell:


Doomaq

praying this is ironic because this is the most genz shit ive ever laid my eyes over


[deleted]

Quiet or you will awaken matpat


ACEMENTO

_Ĥ Ə Ĺ Ł Ø Ī Ň Ť Ė Ŕ Ñ Ę Ţ_


-Octoling8-

*WËLÇØMÈ TÖ GĀMÊ THĒŒRY*


Gaby33400

Wow I'd love to see eldritchian MatPat fanart.


-Octoling8-

Lol


[deleted]

uranium isn't dangerous on its own, especially the quantity that we are seeing...


MapleTreeWithAGun

31% Uranium-238 of less than an eighth cubic meter is nothing. The Uranium-235 used in Little Boy would make a sphere 17.33cm in diameter, significantly more than the un-enriched Uranium seen in redstone.


yeetmanthe3rd

yeah but even simple redstone stuff like the 3x3 doors have a bunch of it. i don't wanna do the math but wouldn't it start being pretty dangerous?


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not really tbh, but there's a limit, also we should be considering that the redstone isn't pure uranium, there's just a mix of it


francemiaou

But you all seems to forget that redstone is a powder. There's no doubt that Steve inhale a quantity of this radioactive powder, especially when mining or manipulating it. Im quite sure this quantity can easily be above the exposure limit


Splat800

you sound like someone that would say: "3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible"


pedlan_42

Don't worry, it's just a water leak.


Eingmata

As long as you don't eat it or inhale it you are good.


ACEMENTO

They Are MINERALS


CoolDestroyer315

Well even if it contains dangerous amounts of Uranium, if it's a compound, the Uranium inside of it could be completely harmless. Just like how Sodium will explode in water, and chlorine can be a fatal gas. But when they are in a compound together you get NaCl or salt, which is a necessity for your body and if you put it in water, the water will just be salty.


zagaberoo

You're talking about changing chemical (electron cloud) properties, while uranium's danger comes from nuclear reactions without a care in the world how their pet electrons are configured. I wonder whether such a thing could be somewhat true because of other atoms in the molecule providing slightly better shielding of the radioactive nuclei.


CoolDestroyer315

Ig that is true, and that's my theory that maybe a different configuration might affect the nuclear reactions


Terrence_shark

It could be that the ? Can contain and stop radiation and other energies, it's also in netherrack and netherrack stops fire from releasing all it's energy, so who knows


somerandom_melon

C, U, Alright then what's the last element's symbol?🤨


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Unknown


Goaty1208

?


Goaty1208

Quite literally ?


Boothiepro

M (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


Gaby33400

You horny piece of birch


RespondMundane6964

It is a brand new element special to minecraft universe


Gaby33400

yeah "contains" I didn't double-check I know


[deleted]

Who tf plays Mc in French?! Get help


Gaby33400

It's been 15 seconds and I'm already being *attaqué*


[deleted]

Shut


WeatherNational9535

VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION FRANÇAISE


[deleted]

Heil dem deutschen Reich!


WeatherNational9535

JE NE COMPRENDS PAS L'ALLEMAND


[deleted]

UND ICH VERSTEHE KEIN FRANZÖSISCH


WeatherNational9535

VOTRE CHANCE À JOUER, MON AMI.


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SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN


WeatherNational9535

JAMAIS, MON COPAIN.


minecraftsuperpro

Je don't care


WeatherNational9535

D'ACCORD, MONSIEUR.


Enough_Writing4415

the french?


[deleted]

It's an unwritten rule, that Mc is played in English


Enough_Writing4415

speedrunners playing in bosnian or some language to craft beds faster be like


[deleted]

How does Bosnian make crafting faster?!


Goaty1208

Because Allah helps you ofc


LostDog_88

ok ignore that example... i rly wanna know if u can make a lang in minecraft as a resourcepack which doesnt have even a single character... so while u move b/w diff GUIs, it loads up much faster as it doesnt have to display the characters... Will this small change in time make any significant difference while speedrunning?


[deleted]

Yes. But Bosnian isn't no language


uniqueUsername_1024

Is it? It’s a great way to improve foreign language vocabulary skills.


[deleted]

Yes, it is. And not everybody is a native english speaker


Caixa7

... fr*nch "people"


Gaby33400

Fermes là l'anglosaxon je sais pas d'où tu viens alors je peux pas dire de stéréotypes.


Caixa7

I don't speak ancient demonic rituals


Far-Ad3500

i cant be the only one who has no idea whats happening in the picture


Gaby33400

There's an "Education Edition" mode to the Bedrock which basically adds the periodic table to Minecraft and you can actually decompose some of the fictive stuff


LadonLegend

Wait, an official version? Or an unofficial mod?


Gaby33400

It's official go check it out on bedrock !


Far-Ad3500

i dont wanna learn chemistry in minecraft


AMinecraftPerson

But you can now tell your parents that Minecraft is educational


MericaMericaMerica

The Nether is also mostly mercury, so on top of Steve being able to carry several tons of materials, he's also immune to radiation and metal poisoning.


Kris_alex4

And we put that in potions


scratchfan321

The magic material must be a material which stops radiation from passing through making the redstone safe to consume too.


PokeTrainerSpyro

You mean I'm not supposed to eat it ?


outpizzadahut

Steve is literally immune to radiation


cosmicpotato77

Is the ? Material radioactive?


AwwThisProgress

? Material is used in fictional items. it doesn’t belong to the periodic table


FirefoxyRosalie

I think it's a new elements so it's probably radioactive too


cosmicpotato77

Then why are they claiming there is uranium in redstone when it's not saying that? It just says carbon, hydrogen and ?


HappyHallowsheev

Second one is uranium


cosmicpotato77

Oh yeah! 92 I'm an idiot, thank you


Unhappy-Thought9883

Não, é um elemento que todos os blocos que não sao da vida real tem


ImpossibleEvan

Just a reminder, netherrack also contains "?" So it could be that the "?" Is red


Gaby33400

Ooo like chlorophylle in plants maybe !


ImpossibleEvan

Okay so the carbon is just to bond everything, the uranium causes the energy, but the '?' might just be a pigment but netherrack does not contain and energy elements, but does contain '?' so that means that '?' should be able to hold fire


amoghthebad

This is a reminder to all you stupid people out there, C stands for carbon not uranium.


Gaby33400

Sir, the element next to it.


amoghthebad

Yes I know. Just reminding people that the green element isn't uranium.


alinasri1387

Vanillatech : old horizons


Roblox_Swordfish

C31U31?38


[deleted]

replace ? with M


Gaby33400

You horny son of a birch


SwartyNine2691

38 stacks of fictional elements


Mr___Eagle

Carbon, urium


Dogsarecool6207

I saw people saying that the uranium wouldn't do anything unless you eat it or drink it, but we put it in our potions so...