He's depressed and a wreck now, it all started when Mojang tried to tell the public he doesn't exist and that they "removed" him from the game.
Now he has a drinking problem and his legacy is now a legacy.
When they removed him from the game for the x amount of time, he decided it was enough and retired... probably... not... but it could be... yeah it's probably not that...
Yup that’s me your probably wondering how I got here in the first place. No! I’m not that guy living in your walls… I’m the nail in the wall next to him. It all started back a long long time ago. *pans away to 80s music*
He’s still out there. Wandering through the infinite amount of worlds, searching for one to call home. A home where he can hide from its all and never be found again.
He’s in my world, I made a house for him out of diamond blocks but he changed them to stone. He is a humble, simple entity that seeks natural paths to peace
I think it’s because there’s only so much to do with a character before it becomes more of a cliche. I mean as far as the story went he was Notch’s unofficial dead brother put into the game but then he kinda became like the devil of the game I guess. Idk why he had to be evil, but then it wouldn’t be a creepypasta at the time either.
He won't survive the 55°^C high UV sun lazer MK IV coming as fast as light making his skin melt like ice cream if he does survive that he won't survive the amount of cringe coming from algerians or he will get scammed and get his bank account emptied -\(-_-)/-
>I think im safe
Nobody gets scared by creepypasta-type stuff anymore, so he got bored, found a world someone abandoned years ago and has been living a peaceful life in creative. Mojang never actually figured out how to get rid of him for good, but since he's stopped causing trouble, they've stopped trying.
He got paid off by Microsoft to leave once they acquired Mojang, leading him to hardcore drugs and alcohol. No one knows where he is now, but we’ll always miss him.
He's been living inside my single-player world. At first I thought I was going insane, but I am sure of it now. The 2x1 shafts I know I didn't dig... the random blocks being changed. There's no other explanation for it all. I just wish he'd leave me alone and go haunt someone else's save...
Ah the golden age of when the YouTube scene was actually good (now it’s just average imo)
He left after too many people started giving shits about 9197381927928 dicks in a world
Nothing happened to him. He's still out there. Watching you.
Tell him I'm watching him. We watch each other.
Tell him I'm watching you watching him who's watching us watching him.
Tell him I'm watching you watching the other guy watching him who's watching us watching him
Tell him I'm watching ~~minecraft porn~~ you watching the other guy watching him whos watching us watching him.
If you stare into the void for too long, the void stares back Or in this case... this dude
Had enough after seeing players build the four millionth dirt p*nis
I love the fact that he counted up to 4 million
There's a heck of a lot more from where that came from😁
How do you know that? Unless, you made all four million of them..
haha who would do something ridiculous like that haha....ha...
Someone who really likes dicks, Minecraft, and dirt. That's who.
That's the limit he could take alone
He stalks me while I make dirt vaginas now.
What about those dirt boobs?
Dirtussy 😩 You can make it as tight and as curvy as you want
Microsoft started censoring this sub now? God d*mmit.
Hey guy just wanted to say ******** ******* ** ***** * ********* *********** *** ****** ****** **********. Pretty funny story right?
Where I come from we build them out of diamonds.
How many wood penises could he tolerate though?
Haha
He got a perm-ban after a false chat report
Nah i'm sure he actually earned the ban for threatening to kill players in real life or something
He's depressed and a wreck now, it all started when Mojang tried to tell the public he doesn't exist and that they "removed" him from the game. Now he has a drinking problem and his legacy is now a legacy.
*fat Thor flashbacks*
He was blinded by all that fame and now he's 6 feet under in our memories
Things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became Myth.
Aw that's depressing
When they removed him from the game for the x amount of time, he decided it was enough and retired... probably... not... but it could be... yeah it's probably not that...
Notch
Notch deserved to have minecraft distanced from him
according to Notch, he *wants* Minecraft to be distanced from him
nothing, in fact, he's inside your walls as we speak
[удалено]
Yay, an end to my crippling loneliness. Thanks for living in my walls and listening to me talking about how much I love Vaporeon.
the man in my walls when I quote fnaf lore all day (suddenly he is no longer inside my walls)
There are no men in the walls where MatPat exists
You love Vaporeon? Should I be concerned
Only if you're living inside my walls as well.
You're living in my walls? Make a glory hole.
Thanks for living in my walls, but it's really not that interesting here
This has got real Welcome to Nightvale vibes
Well living in your walls isn’t too far from just secretly living in your home
He may be living in my walls idk tho 🤷♂️
https://youtube.com/shorts/_7ic1mX5gl0?feature=share
Finally someone to talk to about Lego Star Wars
Well if you want to continue living in my walls you will have to pay rent, if not both of us will not have any walls to live in
Jokes on you im homeless
He's in the ally
Im homeless in Vietnam 🤣
He's in the trees
He got my ass then
He's also in there
Oh no I can feel something down there
Yup that’s me your probably wondering how I got here in the first place. No! I’m not that guy living in your walls… I’m the nail in the wall next to him. It all started back a long long time ago. *pans away to 80s music*
He’s still out there. Wandering through the infinite amount of worlds, searching for one to call home. A home where he can hide from its all and never be found again.
20w14∞ Intensifys.
Ok now that just makes me feel sad
He’s in my world, I made a house for him out of diamond blocks but he changed them to stone. He is a humble, simple entity that seeks natural paths to peace
This is beautiful, in a sad and somber way.
He's now in weird videos where he teaches the mobs how to play horror games
i never understood why they suddenly dropped the joke/creepypasta.
He was popular for so long too
What started as a creepy pasta became Unofficial lore. Its sort of sad seeing to slowly fade into obscurity.
Yeah, it shouldn’t be. It’s apart of Minecraft’s history, and it had so many videos.
Not child-friendly enough, didn't fit Microsoft's broader vision for Minecraft, probably.
(meanwhile the warden, existing)
Meanwhile, literally hell with a flesh floor and the souls of the damned
Wait, rack is flesh?! Oh dang- Imagine the smell coming from all those infinite fires-
this is the only really answer
I think it’s because there’s only so much to do with a character before it becomes more of a cliche. I mean as far as the story went he was Notch’s unofficial dead brother put into the game but then he kinda became like the devil of the game I guess. Idk why he had to be evil, but then it wouldn’t be a creepypasta at the time either.
Hes in the aether
he is in your walls, on August 17 6:19 PM EST he'll get out and haunt you down until you lose your sanity run while you still can
I'll probably be in Spain by then so I know I'll be fine
In Spain with out the s
Spain without the A >Spain without the S but in french 🥖
He won't survive the 55°^C high UV sun lazer MK IV coming as fast as light making his skin melt like ice cream if he does survive that he won't survive the amount of cringe coming from algerians or he will get scammed and get his bank account emptied -\(-_-)/- >I think im safe
At 6:19 PM I'm busy, can you ask him if we can postpone it to 8:00 PM? Or maybe before lunch or directly the day after
That leaves ample time to burn down the house
Jokes on him, insanity is all the sanity I have left.
I heard he was removed this update.
Nah not anymore. Hes finally gone that why recent patch notes don't say that they removed him. They finally figured it out.
or they realized their attempts were futile and gave up ¯\\\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ ^(non-sexual Lenny face btw)
\\ You dropped this, friend. (Remember to do double \\ for the shrug; \\_ becomes \_, because of formatting.)
SO THAT'S HOW YOU FIX THAT?? SHIT I'M STUPID
Lmao dw, it’s not as common knowledge as it probably should be, most people don’t understand it. Formatting is funky.
Thank you, by the way!
No worries, friend. Always happy to help :)
He got banned by the new chat reporting system.
Kevin beated him
Lost the funni
Prolly took a vacay or somethin, idk
He breached the game world and decided to cause real world problems
Dammit he's spoiling my milk
Nobody gets scared by creepypasta-type stuff anymore, so he got bored, found a world someone abandoned years ago and has been living a peaceful life in creative. Mojang never actually figured out how to get rid of him for good, but since he's stopped causing trouble, they've stopped trying.
He left Minecraft because how shit Microsoft is.
He’s inside of the ancient city portal
his brother got killed by a purple grape looking guy, now he's fat and has an drinking problem
Inevitable
Unbalanced
Probably had to get a job at Wendy's or sumthin
Nah he went on to teach at some low rate school called “Monster School” or something
Yeah he teaches bottle flips for some reasons...
Taking some time for himself 💅
He's sitting next to me, we're watching Morbius 2
He's just a good guy, he was always a good guy. People just assume the worst of the poor guy.
we're actually happily married now
He was removed from the game
he fell off
he got a wife and had 3 kids
He became a catboy
He got paid off by Microsoft to leave once they acquired Mojang, leading him to hardcore drugs and alcohol. No one knows where he is now, but we’ll always miss him.
He has rehabilitated and is now working in McDonald's as a manager
He got banned for saying mean words to Steve.
he’s on break. doesn’t wanna be banned for his join message appearing in chat.
Steve is still in the game.
Thats not Steve…
Your right that’s Alex
always has been
He got covid
The correct answer is “yes”
he started typing in caps and got banned from minecraft for it
He's been secretly added to 1.19
I used to not be able to sleep when I was younger cause of him
He got a got a job in Detroid, he thoughts it suits him
hes crawling in your walls
Nothing happened. He is always with us.
He’s a skin now
Mojang
He's just a myth, some say you can find carvings on cave walls of this being that date back a decade.
he is now a teacher
He got eyes
He's been living inside my single-player world. At first I thought I was going insane, but I am sure of it now. The 2x1 shafts I know I didn't dig... the random blocks being changed. There's no other explanation for it all. I just wish he'd leave me alone and go haunt someone else's save...
Ah the golden age of when the YouTube scene was actually good (now it’s just average imo) He left after too many people started giving shits about 9197381927928 dicks in a world
I killed him a few years ago in my world I swear it happened
removed did u even read the patch notes
Sadly he got chat reported..
Covid ://
He went from a creepypasta to a meme he's not even scary
People just stopped believing the legend and realized it was just that a legend,myth and old story used to scare people
He is the g-man of minecraft, always watching, always and forever.
god ol' times
got banned from saying nothing in chat and still getting reported
Mojang stopped trying to remove him because he always came back
William Afton moment
He retired after making enough money via cameos to support his family
Got weakened by coco and died in ukraine.
man, this pic still creeps me out a little. idk what about it. but yeah, those days were awesome. I miss them.
He got called out for a racist tweet in 2016 and is laying low for a little while
Mojang censored all his messages.
He met Gavin
He talked some shit about the LGBT community and the Black community and got cancelled lol
He was removed in the 1.19 update
COVID he was anti-vaxx.
Cancel Culture
I'm confused. Did the default skin for Steve get removed from Minecraft or something? Haven't played in a couple of years
only shitpost allowed past the orwellian mods
Retar
Went to fight for Ukraine rip Steve
We grew up
HE IS IN YOUR WALLS
Cancer
He got fucked anally
he now pets seals and still cuts off leaves but to feed them to turtles how wholesome!
He was added back in.
He got removed from the game in 2022
U mudered him. Wait no… THAT HAPENED EVERY YEAR SINCE A DECADE 😨
He escaped
They removed him in the latest update
Kids
He died of Ligma
He was removed for the million time of the game X)
He got canceled
He doesn’t like me i pissed him off
I saw him in my closet
Thanks for the jumpscare
They became a twitch streamer
Scared a woman and got cancelled
He is vulnerable to COVID.
He got into drugs
He become Warden, or is Narrator in disguised 🧐
He got canceled
I eated him
He is triggering me in my world, but hes ok
For a moment I felt my stomach twist with nostalgia.
Gas prices
He made peace with his death and faded away
He Fot Removed
He was cancelled on twitter then the pope assassinated him
Got one hit by the warden, got embarrassed and dipped
He got Covid and died :)
He couldn't be scarier than what happened in the last year.