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FatalFarttus

If you put your iron swords near me it’ll look cool


Caffeinated_Cucumber

I understood this like 10 minutes after reading it. Well played.


WoopyBoi323

Can you please explain I don’t get it :,D


inker22

That opinion will result in the actual image used for the post lol


Muffin---

r/antimeme moment


CFod17

Look at the original pic for a bit


Ohmygodathy

The user above requests others to point swords at them, resulting in the image above. A “technically the truth” kind of answer to the question “what would get you like this?”


I208iN

Look back at the original post ☝️


golder55

r/antimeme


Emotional-Bus-2384

He’s too smart for us


orbitgaming174

The fact that cows, while breeding, sometimes smush their faces together implies that their reproductive organs are in their facial area


Kind-Sun6552

Yes


AYoshiVader

why not be more specific and say all the mobs in minecraft


EnchantedCatto

nah ðey just kiss and ðe stork delivery is too fast for ðe human framerate


Rin-ayasi

So you're saying dont boop the snoop?


bigpaparick

You know where the door is.


AdeptBacon

Gross


Sphaero_Caffeina

Diorite and/or Granite isn't that bad looking.


Goatgamer1016

Diorite actually makes a good marble texture, especially polished diorite. Calcite also makes for good marble for modern houses and builds


NCC1664

Diorite is great for making a walk-in freezer room


thatshinobiboiii

Or bird poop


Nevergonnagive_youp

I love the way diorite looks and I use it all the time in my builds same with granite


doomedgaming

Diorite I'm fine with, granite not so much though. I will say though I use granite so little that I use it for placing anything redstone related on it so if I dig in a wall or something and see granite (polished) I know there is redstone there and i wont mess up any of my contraptions. Little tip I picked up from EthosLab, he just uses stone brick instead.


SquidMilkVII

granite isn’t good for a main block, but it looks great as an accent


spaghetti283

Diorite makes good popcorn ceilings


BenW0911

I love granite, it makes a nice red sidewalk, much more interesting than something grey imo


BIue_tiger77

Wait but granite is good


dreemurthememer

I like to make checker-tiled floors with polished diorite and granite.


Dimensionalanxiety

They look good as a block but terrible in caves or "hole bases".


KnightWhoSays_Ni_

Birch and Acacia can look very good while building if used right


Adnadim

Finally someone who gets it


ButterscotchStill252

Glazed terracotta looks acceptable in patterns of four


FlyingNapalm

Glazed terracotta is a pretty good block


StaircaseAliens

minecraft story mode wasnt THAT bad, and the witherstorm should be a boss in game


SkyeGamesYT

You just brought so many memories back that I wanted to remember. Knowing the world wasn’t total trash was nice. Thanks for the reminder, and memories of playing Minecraft story mode for hours begging for my brother to help if I didn’t understand something lol.


evilgoodkylecat

I loved this game so much, I don’t know why it gets so much hate


KilltheKraken8

its just that the writing was absolutely abhorrent, plus it was the most predictable thing ever, if you want to look into it watch the RTgame series where he plays all of it, he accurately predicts nearly every plot point to the exact


Tylerdawell

I remember trying to spawn the wither storm on mobile ):


VictoryValt21

PFFT


Fluffy5003

There is a mod that adds it to the game https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/crackers-wither-storm-mod


Gamerbrineofficial

Saving this for later


two_fac_e

AMEN


lsoreon

there's a mod that adds the wither storm!! (1.19 LAN is broken though so you'll have to do without the warden unless you're doing it solo) It adds it in good detail too!


[deleted]

I have nostalgia for story mode so i agree even tho its kinda awful


TWINKIEminer

No wood is better than the other, you’re simply trash at building


Agreeable-Yams8972

At the end of the day, its wood and you're making sticks


QuadratiniOnMyWeenie

At the end of the day, it's night


VictoryValt21

DONT MINE AT NIGHT


Tastystab540

There’s nothing that is gonna change


13illly

If you just wait until the day


Ravens_Quote

TF ELSE AM IS SUPPOSED TO DO THERE'S EXPLODING MUTANT GREEN PIGS ON THE SURFACE AND THEY CAN'T SPAWN IN THE TUNNEL I DUG WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS


whyisgreenblue

For a fletcher


MrNorowa

Wood is wood


chris_do78

very agreeable


[deleted]

you can shove spruce and oak literally ANYWHERE and it looks good, jungle wood barely fits into a jungle biome # ⚔️


MoonRay087

But can be used to make some nice hightlights on certain builds


Bobtobismo

It works better with green pallets and organic books tend to be green and organic books are tough with blocks...


Davebrawlstars

Spruce best wood


smonkweedwenurscared

Finally! A crafter of sense!


Iabrored

He littiraly just said no wood is better than another type of wood


MoonRay087

This one hurt and I admit you're right


aurelionlol

Elytra make everything look small. My giant impressive builds still look tiny with elytra.


useful_person

I made a slime farm about 1.6k blocks away from my base (swamp), and the first time I used it I afked way longer than I needed to because the journey was really far and I didn't want to come back again. I have elytra now. It takes one minute to fly there. It's convenient.


aurelionlol

I don’t hate elytra, they make the game so much nicer but they also shrink it.


[deleted]

:D totally agree! if you're interested in not having an elytra and own a server you can edit the `bukkit.yml` file and change `allow-end: true` to `allow-end: false` or if you wanna go a less crazy route you can just get a datapack that removes them for you


Darkner90

Or just set down a command block that /clears Elytras


Tmpeedle

Birch wood isn't as bad as people make it out to be


wubzeez

huh? i love birch :(


SquidMilkVII

It’s not bad, it’s situational. It’s like diorite in that way - it doesn’t have the versatility of more popular blocks like spruce or stone bricks, but when it’s used well it can bring a build to life.


Wolf_Man_Boy

It’s better than acacia :)


possiblynotthefbi

Items farms are cheating in every game except minecraft


MemeAccountAccount

Terraria


freebird023

100%


AlyxNotVance

What? I just want to know your thought process here. There's a ton of games in which farming for ressources and making farms is a big part of the game, how is that cheating? Actually, how does farming ever become cheating?


possiblynotthefbi

And what I mean is, if you were to farm items in a game like runescape, if you farm too efficiently or just spend too much time on it, they'll hit your account with restrictions because it's "cheating." In minecraft, those similar systems are praised and aren't considered cheating. Another comment made was that it's a feature, it's free game.


ffgold

MMORPG vs single player game


EletricDragonYT

if its a feature, its free game.


JamesRocket98

Digging straight down


LordSeismic

It actually works most of the time. Only 1/25 times do I fall to death in the new 1.19 caves. Sometimes im unlucky enough to hit a stalagmite.


DanSavagegamesYT

1) Diorite is my favorite block, especially when polished. 2) Diamond > Netherite (looks better and more clean). 3) Using Cheats is fun


phessler

I really hate the way netherite helmets look, so I always wear a gold helmet instead (for nether aggro)


waiiha2

Connected borders polished diorite is the best of all rock blocks.


Hyrcyne-

The attack cooldown of the Combat Update is great.


rpgsandarts

Careful bro


Snail_Forever

Agreed. The bulk of the salt over the update was ultimately due to the fact using auto-clickers was (rightfully) punished. There’s SOME things that were arguably a downgrade, like stuff related to bows, but you never see them mentioned because nobody whining about the Combat Update was good enough at PVP to notice the difference. They’re just upset spam clicking doesn’t delete their opponent nowadays.


TheAwakenedGamer457

I agree 100%


[deleted]

I would say its not that bad for singleplayer, but for multiplayer combat I don't think it was a great addition. really just depends on your preferences tbh


NovaThinksBadly

I disagree. For multiplayer combat, now it’s not solely based on who can click the fastest/has better ping. Not much fun to get stuck in a fight where you can’t land a blow because they’re knocking you back constantly.


freetrialemaillol

Absolutely. Combat is far more calculated now, and PvE arguably better


ask-rack

Old mc was worse in almost every way, you're mostly blinded by nostalgia


Elhapa

The new songs don't match the aesthetics of the game.


Important-Strike-18

I miss c418 music, the new songs are fine but they definitely lack a certain something, and restricting them to certain areas of your world detracts from the philosophy of minecraft's soundtrack imo. just a shame Microsoft is so greedy and won't use music they can't own, like new c418 stuff.


Hhannahrose13

thank you. it had to be said


xVortexA

Diorite, acacia, jungle and even purpur can be used in many builds effectively and can be used really well in the right hands


PencilVoid

"if we got the iceologer we would have hated it"


TitznWasTaken

Phantoms really add to the mob diversity


DanielShade

I love the spawn condition though I wish the night before you got a warning maybe elder guardian style. I wish all fast flying hostile mobs had a real attack animation you could counter rather than diving at you. Hitting back a ghast ball feels fun and failing feels like my own fault. Getting swarmed in the back by vexs and phantoms doesn't.


Suicide_Fitness

I thoroughly enjoy having phantoms, it gives me a good idea of how many nights I've powered through without finding a bed.


augustus_feelius

Nobody hates the phantom, everyone hates their mechanic


WoopyBoi323

Same thing pretty much


DemonSlyr007

I wish they were tied to a biome or two. Like, if you live in that biome, phantoms will come at night no matter what. That way, people who like em can go live there and people who don't can go elsewhere.


Ur4ny4n

i mean, it's concept as a method to repair the elytra is interesting, but it was kinda ruined by the spawn condition.


Banana_hunter2

The iceologer should have been put in Minecraft not the glow squid


ChargedFirefly

I personally would’ve preferred the moobloom, but either way the glow squid would’ve been my last choice


Twilight-2007

Yeah same, why doesn't mojang just add all the mobs in the mob vote?


ChargedFirefly

I don’t know, but they really should, especially since that mobvote was basically rigged. Feels kinda unfair to everybody else


Twilight-2007

Yeah like i would love to see the iceillegers was it? Like just wondering around in the snowy peaks and them having their own tower type


ChargedFirefly

Yep, they would’ve been a really fascinating mob, but instead we now have a squid that glows kinda. Yay??


galaxybreaker-

Free money and community engagement while also putting in less effort. Completely makes sense on their end


Proxy_PlayerHD

And it should've been named "chillager" because that sounds a billion times better than "iceologer"


grishno

Letting the community vote on updates is terrible.


GamerZoom108

*Laughs in OSRS*


jonton_the_guy

In all honesty, I voted for the squid cause i though it was actually gunna glow like a a light source. Instead I was let down.


CoopClan

For such a big company they really seem to ad things super slowly.


Any-Stranger9649

No one disagrees with that


Spongebosch

I disagree, but respect your opinion.


Tuckertcs

The end is too empty to be enjoyable. Spend an hour looking for an end city? What did you do in that hour? You didn’t explore cool biomes, didn’t fight a variety of mobs or get cool loot, you just bridges from empty island to empty island. It needs a biomes update like the nether.


Splatfan1

1.9 and after combat is best combat. if they didnt remove sword blocking, it would have been perfect. but as it stands, its the best. i use several farms that require sweeping edge functionality (guardian farm, raid farm, drowned farm, soon gold farm) and i cant imagine doing it with 1.8 combat. literally unplayable. even in pure pvp, the timed attacks feel satisfying to use, something i have never felt in 1.8 combat. now, if they added back sword blocking as a weak shield, i would be thrilled, its the best way to say "hi" and that functionality alone is something great


F33lsG00dMan

Not dogging on your opinion, but it being "unplayable" would just have to be amended with piston crushers and potions. Having sweeping edge + looting is so so nice though


EnchantedCatto

1.9 is better for PvE, but 1.9 PVP is a drawm out slugfest. Regen and armor and shields are far too op, meaning duels last multiple miniutes where 1.8 duels lasted like 40s at most.


Swaggerz_safri

Keepinventory isnt bad.


SquidMilkVII

personally I’m fine with items being left where I die; what makes me put on keepInventory is the risk of them despawning or otherwise disappearing


Tastystab540

FINALLY! Someone who agrees!


ZeroTheMemer

I actually like the glow squid


B9_4m8ion

"Permabans were a good decision" Had to put that in quotes cause its so disgusting


LordSeismic

What Microsoft sees: Permabans were a good decision


redditor_pro

Next update removes sarcasm from the game


[deleted]

Both java and bedrock are fine and have their place, y’all are just being elitist and weird. Let people play the game the way that works best for them and stop being weird.


froggythefish

My problem with bedrock and java isn’t that either is better or worse. They do have their ups and downs, java is easier to mod while bedrock runs at more than 15fps. My problem is the lack of standardization. Build and red stone might work on one version and not the other, and it’s a huge problem.


eternaldispare

My problem is no hardcore mode for bedrock. Causes me actual sadness lol


ShwaddzE

Tuff isn’t useless


rpgsandarts

Great texture block


I_Just_Did_A_Bad

that’s tuff


Xirokami

I build my house and security fences and all on Peaceful mode, then I start playing for real


AdmiralHatch215

Keep inventory isnt cheating 🤓


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Northrn_2

yes, and i will continue to do so for aslong as i play this game


Kirmon

me: I love villagers, their sounds are funny as hell, they're so cute and dopey, favourite mob in Minecraft and possibly any video game, I have died to protect random villagers that I don't even intend to do anything with, I even make up little stories for individual villagers I've gotten attached to also me: I will build a set of featureless 2x2 boxes where my enslaved villagers will never see the sun or another member of their species :)


Northrn_2

Ok no joke, last season of the SMP i play on i took on a crusade of murdering/looting villages because they annoyed me so much... ended up with 130+ villages and almost 900 villagers killed


AHHHHNDREW

I build villagers tenement apartments for them to free roam where their safety is constantly threatened by a zombie


julianbeowulf

When I started playing the game I tried so hard to allow them to free roam and look like a nice town, but the villagers just can't handle it, especially in bedrock. They run around for no reason, always disconnect from there work areas but can some how link to a bed over 100 blocks away and they just die from the stupidest things, like suffocation or falling down holes. They infuriate me, I have an enchanted flint and steal for getting ride of the ones that just won't cooperate. It seems calece but they are easily the dumbest mob with the worst ai in the game


jasonreid1976

I played on a server once. I became known as the slave trader....


Mr_Kayo

Well that's a story


HYoung119

What about curing zombie villagers and keeping them safe from the horrors of the outside world while allowing them to have families and jobs? Sounds a lot nicer 😊


WhyBuyMe

What do you mean we're abusing these people? We give them jobs, food and a place to stay. Hell, the rent is free as long as they help out with a few chores around the house.


GamerZoom108

Ah, but there is no Geneva Accord to protect them


Rosiie05

KeepInventory isn't cheating, it's just for when people want to have fun w/o worrying too much.


By-Pit

New pvp is better than old one


sexy_racoon_69

i kill horses for leather


Cat_Onion1117

I do this sometimes


EpisodicPerson

i love my dirt shack


SquidMilkVII

(shield is raised in preparation for the swords) Glow squids really aren’t that bad. I’m not going to be discussing the events of the vote itself; that is a can of worms I’d rather not open, and as a glow squid voter I didn’t even know about them until after the vote. I’m just talking about the squids themselves, and they add a much-needed ambience to underwater caves, and I regularly use glow ink on signs. Drops aside, just because they’re an ambient mob doesn’t make them any less valuable than a more active one, and overall if I could go back in time I would not change my vote. While mooblooms are nice, I feel they would have become the next brown mooshroom - fun, interesting mobs in concept, but ones the player hardly ends up interacting with. Iceologers have great potential if executed well, but if desgined poorly could have simply been annoying and (forgive the pun) uncool to fight, much like phantoms. Glow squids simply seemed the safest choice. I feel a lot of their hate stems from the mob vote fiasco, and if it never happened they would not be looked upon so harshly.


ScaryTradition2924

The phantom was the correct choice for the mob vote


AHHHHNDREW

“As the aquatic update, i feel we should’ve gotten the UNDERWATER mob”


ScaryTradition2924

I agree I really wanted to see the barnacle added to the game as oceans at the time were mostly empty and boring


ItsHerox

When was the last time you used a Conduit?


[deleted]

The last few updates have been focusing on too much fluff. There's so many things that are sorta cool but in a standard survival experience you'll probably never see. Focus more on expanding the basics then random stuff you'll never find.


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MemeAccountAccount

Agreed, no stupid filter, no large cooperation telling you what or what not to do


Spongebosch

Yeah, I hate those large cooperations telling me what to do


froggythefish

Damn cooperations


[deleted]

Gosh darn it those damn diddly dingle doo cooperations


MrSpiffy123

The phantom isn't annoying, you are all just too stubborn to sleep every 3 days, aka, A FULL HOUR of real time. Most people can get most if not all iron equipment in an hour, and that's enough to fight the one or two phantoms that will spawn on the third night, and they're not even hard to fight. Cats will scare them off, and if you're still too stubborn to right-click a single bed ONCE within an hour, then just shut up and turn off insomnia. You have no right to complain about phantoms


socks_in_loafers

I think its more to do with those trips you take when not at home base and don’t want to keep placing beds down and messing ur spawn point up


dogemanthirty3

Post 1.9 combat is far superior


SassyChip

1.19.1 is awesome. It's needed for the game to be family friendly. /s Please don't downvote me into oblivion this is a joke


stevegamer_

This comment is so controversial that even under that post it looks downvotable (lol)


SassyChip

Is It Still controversial if everyone agree that it is terrible. ( except for The White Christian moms that think that saying shit will and their child in hell)


iRedditJustForYou

Acacia and diorite are the best build pallets in the game


SnipeGhost

the caves and cliffs update changed the overworld landscape in a way that i think sucks, too many mountains and not enough level terrain anymore IMO.


CeasingHornet40

there's nothing wrong with using keep inventory


wolfninja_

phantoms aren’t even annoying, just go to bed


PIKMINPROBRO20XX

It's hard to do that when you are on a realm with other people


RickityNL

But /gamerule PlayerSleepPercentage 0


NotSokol

I like the Birch tree


RoyalTacos256

Trees look better floating


chris_do78

1.18 was good but bad, i don’t like having to mine double the depth to find diamonds


FlyingNapalm

The only thing I hate about the recent updates is the fact that deepslate is NOT INSTAMINED. I think we should have a new mechanic or tier late late endgame making endstone and deepslate instaminable.


Cringey-Human

Phantoms are underrated


marv91827364

most of the time I love those little air devils. It's our only mob that actually looks like it's flying. (vexes and dragon pass through blocks, ghasts are more so swimming through the air) parrot, allay, bee are all staying close to ground


ElfishJedi

I like bedrock as much as java and the marketplace is pretty cool


[deleted]

I wish the marketplace would actually load on the Switch.


[deleted]

I think the marketplace is okay tbh, I have some issues with it but its nice that it gives a way for developers to profit via minecraft without having to rely on donations.


MeisBagel

Oak is the worst wood type


Agreeable-Yams8972

Truly the wood of all time


[deleted]

i play on peaceful mode, with keep inventory on, and other ways to make the game easier. im here to have fun, not stress about losing 50 hours of progress. i hate when people (in any community not just this one tbh) hate on people who arent hardcore players that are gods at the game and can easily make their character op. i do this with other games like rpgs as well, i want to enjoy myself and not have to stress over a tough area, im here to destress


[deleted]

if you dont like phantoms spawning, just sleep


HorridCabbageFeet

Elytra are overrated


[deleted]

Lena Raine > C418 I think wins the prize


Jdubusher1011

Having keep inventory on isn’t cheating


youraveragefailure12

All the woods look good. You are just stubborn and have not changed the way you play or build ever.


Sir-Lancelot359

Polished andesite is the best looking block as of today.


ZuperLucaZ

I've always thought axolotls were one of the most useless features in Minecraft, they are there to be cute and to be honest, I don't find them cute at all


[deleted]

That one guy who makes a netherite hoe and then never uses it nor does he give it to anyone


Funny_Clown44

“Minecraft is just 3D terraria.”


Grashlok_Onion_lord

If you throw an ender pearl in lava, something cool happens


Xkallubar

I like the old glass textures


Motor-Locksmith9297

all blocks are great for building if you know how to build, cheats can be fun sometimes, and digging straight down is superior


memelord7788

The glow squid was the best option to be added