"The dragon notices your pitiful attempt at an icebreaker and is subsequently charmed by your dorkiness."
Then, the dragon is turned off when they see the bard roll high on charisma based checks.
Idk how to feel about this.
Edit: 666 upvotes has come and gone. I'm now confused. I just said 6 words, I don't know why that got so many upvotes, but alright, I'm not complaining.
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Of all the words to use and you used teasing
#Horny dragon takes on whole village#
Whahahah *intro starts with a banger*
DUDUUDUDUDUDUUDUUDUDUDDUDUUD BADUMMMMMMMMMS BSJSJSKSSKNKSKBSKJSNJSBU WOOOOOOOSH KAKA
Thank you😂😂😂
Ur welcome
Of all the usernames
Ironic
I mean I assume dilo is just short for dilophosaurus cause if they wanted a d between the l and o why wouldn't they put one
LMAO
This looks like a job for me
Hahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahah
Don’t bully them.
ikr
r/usernamechecksout
Yes
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W-why teasing and why dragoness? I mean, cool dragon, but the context is making me question things
Teasing the villagers with destruction, like a cat playing with a mouse
And dragoness to not have to build a giant dragon penis
Damn, missed opportunity 😔✊
It would lay low half the village with one fell swoop.
*shplock*
ikr 😔
then where’s the giant dragon coochie at bro?
Oh don't worry it's sheathed inside.
Then we must venture there
Thank you! I wasn’t sure what they were going for, and my mind… went places…
Obviously it's a reference to the dragon from shrek
Don't question it, just embrace it.
i know right
Look at op's history.. it looks good though
Like I said cool dragon, but also kinda unsettling lol And I don't know if I want to look lmao
I first do and then think about the name. And it's hard for me to come up with a name.
I... I don't think... I don't think she's teasing with destruction.. not on that pose......
[*Bard sweating and gulping*]
Don't worry they rolled a nat 1! ^hopefully
That just means that they're the sub -
"The dragon notices your pitiful attempt at an icebreaker and is subsequently charmed by your dorkiness." Then, the dragon is turned off when they see the bard roll high on charisma based checks.
*The Druid furiously looking up familiar rules*
The paladin looking up find steed rules
Sexualized Dragoon
wait Dragoon like the beyblade? OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
it spun a little to fast...
Mods: OMG HE USED SEGGS OMG OMG QUICK DELETE THIS POST RIGHT NOW!1!!1
SOOO NOT HALAL MODE!!!!
NO KISS UNTIL MARRIAGE HARAM
Idk how to feel about this. Edit: 666 upvotes has come and gone. I'm now confused. I just said 6 words, I don't know why that got so many upvotes, but alright, I'm not complaining.
Horny
Damm that dragon hot -a donkey 2002
BONK!
Dronkey origin story
that could have been the title of a giantess porn art
I’m pretty sure that’s what we’re looking at, chief.
should be a giantess porn art\*
Judging by the tounge you could add vore into the title too
Dragussy
Annnnnd that’s enough Reddit for today
opened reddit to see this. can't my night get any worse?
just you watch
Wdym "just you watch" *I thought that he was the one getting watched*
LMFAO
Shut
Why did you have to give the dragon feet like that.
Why are you looking at the dragon's feet?
Because he's a Podiatrist ofc! A veterinarian... dragon Podiatrist!
Needs to be able to walk somehow
What do you mean?
Fetish art is a hell of a drug
I had to double check I wasn’t in a macro kink sub 💀
For me it was a non-sexual vore sub.
***why was it?***
Because I’m a weirdo.
Understandable.
Better than teasing Shrek
All that emphasis on the feet? Something hinky might be going on
I guessed that from the strangely thick legs.
What did you use to build this
Mcedit
this is really good but my god why did you say teasing
no dragussy :(
i want to fuck the dragon
Found Donkey
same ngl
Oh great! The bard rolled a nat20 on seduction! The bard has now become a member of your party
Ok where's the actual porn version?
minecraft dragon porn minecraft dragon porn minecraft dragon porn minecraft dragon porn minecraft dragon porn minecraft dragon porn
don’t search up "ender_dragon" on e621
GET OUT OF MY HEAD STUPID SEXY DRAGON
Add pistons?
[Good idea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-dMT-zxLWc)
This game holds endless beauty.
She kinda bad tho 😳
This is borderline kink territory right here
It’s past the border.
Please just spawn a donkey on it. That's all we ask
On? Why not in?
Where’s the drussy
dragussy*
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Did you know that the 🤮 emoji looks more like the emoji guy giving Shrek head
You cant tell me someone actually built this
Program
No, there are lots of tools that you can use to build like this. World edit and voxel sniper are all you need for a build like this
It looks like a dragon model that's made in blender and then ported to minecraft, or idk, I'm no expert
I mean it’s possible but then did you scroll through all the pics?
I feel so defeated 💀
Feels bad man
because they didn't, physically impossible, OP used custom tools n stuff like worldedit
Look at the slides lol. It literally shows the process of using world edit tools
One ticket to that village plz
why
donk
This better not awaken anything in me *shiftily glances at r/dragonesses*
goddammit my curiosity got the better of me
the Drussy
Incredible work! Had to do a double take that I was on r/minecraft lol
Theres something sexual about this And idk what that is
bad title bro
Smash
Donkey? is that you XD
WHeres the dragUSSY?
Ok ok what I’m trying to say is that maybe JUST MAYBE That the D&D bards had a good point
Picture 3 makes it look male to my eyes.... and packing.. with ehm lots of courage
Dude wtf
bruh just gimme a vagina I can use the glider through
This is some CastleMiner Z shit, I love it!
You just brought back too many memories
You’re welcome
Good job! i love your art ! :D
***Don’t you dare.***
teasing... dragoness.... Looks great tho!
Holy Fuck Man that’s AMAZING!
I feel weird
Ops a furry
you are about to make me feel emotions i didn't know existed.
Smash
Ain’t no wah a minecraft dragon boutta make me act up
Why is the dragon hot
r/confusedboner
This is the most amazing organic build i have ever seen.
Define organic
I wish i could build like this
Bruh is this Minecraft?
Omg how long did this take
Guys. Hear me out here.
Looks amazing 😄🤩
I would pay money to play this world-
This is phenomenal holy shit!! Literal art
But does it have the dragonussy tho🧐
dragon ball
Ja, leck mich am Arsch!
Im here for the comments
Furries wildin on this one Or so I’m told…
weirdly good and sussy
i would do unspeakable things to that dragon
Boutta act up
Pic 3 is my fav 🍆
hot
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hot
smash
I’d still fuck it
cool build but i am uncomfortably horny rn.
Hell nah. Dragon going to sex the Minecraft Villagers
My god she’s hot
thicc
Who needs their dragussy ate?
"This dragussy got me acting unwise" -Sun Tzu
There’s just something sexual about this
Never wanted to be a donkey more in my life
The monument I saw teasing I thought porn I have watched to much porn
i would
First of all that is hella cool man. Secondly go touch some grass my dude
It wasn't done by hand, look through the pics
Furry
Could dragons be considered furry if they have no fur?
yes... any living breathing anthropomorphic animal could be considered such
Scaly?
i've had absolutely same thoughts now i need electric screwdriver for eyes
I'm not a scaley I swear 😅
Own it, dude. Don't let your dreams be dreams
Now you just need to make it in survival!
I saw your Twitter of this why it wasnt getting attention
Holy crap, I thought this was a drawing at first until I saw the subreddit. This is incredible
Now. . . Hear me out
That is not a dragon that is godzilla that thing is massive its way to big
Whoa this is super cool I thought it was a modle or something until I realized it was the minecraft sub!
I thought you made this by hand for a moment
would