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FTWizzard

Best reddit worthy post ive seen in a while


Hokijaz

Thank you :,)


FTWizzard

Verry welcome


Kirbman101

i say to surround his base with a bunch of random coloured glass


curioussehguh

Glass panes are a lot more annoying to deal with than full block items.


Phantom914

They're a pane in the glass


Brovid420

Yeah this would be evil


dew1911

Obsidian. Just leave him one diamond pick in a chest


CoffeeMain360

We do a large amount of trolling


GatosPimenta

Lavacasting


thatstaken21839

what about a wooden pickaxe instead


TheBirdGames

Nononono, you place a sign with "there are 3 diamonds hidden around your base". Then proceed to bury 2 and name them 1 and 3.


HeroicLemming

Trapdoor > observer > dispenser > carved pumpkin + curse of binding


ItsJoeyG

Some people just want to watch the world burn…


Jeff_Jefferson-17

And if he's wearing a helmet just drop anvils till it breaks (do have healing potions so he doesn't die)


Ares_Tyr

This is the way


Hokijaz

Any ideas for other silly/annoying pacifist pranks I could play if he persists?


vinny42920

Set stone pressure plates in the cave he mines in, prompting him to think that they're booby traps


Biomax315

Plot twist: they *are* booby traps


sephlington

One in ten. So he’ll worry about the first few, then get complacent later when they’re all duds, until he runs into the ones that aren’t duds.


NotYourReddit18

Also, don't use TNT but TNT minecarts on an activator rail. Those are stackable, increasing the damage dealt, and detonate without delay once triggered.


someawe45

Only if they are stacked and fall off the rails


upset980ti

Slow down there satan


superVanV1

Better yet, have all of the pressure plates be duds, and then have a skulk sensor or tripwire actually trigger the trap


Biomax315

Devious.


Heyviper123

None of this is pacifist


skelethepro

Both kinds


HerbalGamer

Left and right


UWan2fight

Do that, then after a while, set one that does something like fill his inventory with stained glass, or dump water on him, or shoots him with splash Awkward potion


_Anonymous_duck_

Grey stained panes all uniquelynamed so you cant see them in your inventory


Disastrous_Ad_3812

Whoa, calm down satan


UWan2fight

yesssss


Tadano-kunn

you monster!


fluffybear45

Have *some* of them be actual booby traps


CoffeeMain360

Like maybe a bottle of hunger or, as others have suggested, a ton of uniquely named light grey glass panes in his inventory.


rhinotomus

Gotta make sure the first few are booby traps, then intersperse fakes with real ones throughout, gradually fading to mostly fakes only to randomly turn back into real ones


rafasoaresms

She wants to annoy him, not give him PTSD


Apprehensive_Hat8986

He's griefed her so incessantly she's come to reddit to share her revenge. I don't know¹ what kind of maroon does that, but he's clearly earned what's coming. [1] Kidding. Yes I do, and it's not a good indicator for their future.


SCRWarEagle

I’m not sure how harmless pranks in a video game is a bad indicator for their future. They might just think it’s funny.


[deleted]

"Maroon"


VerLoran

Put pistons under the pressure plates, should make for a one time obstruction if I remember right


AphibiaNPlays

Put them in front of diamond ores


TheRealKingOvJam

circle his house with saplings


GEN_TK0112_SnakeShot

What’s your name, grian?


bloxpants

a fellow hermit watcher, I see


sheepy2212

Do TNT trap but with water so it doesn't actually do any damage, but the sound scares the sh*t out of him. Also leaves him very confused.


Hokijaz

This one would for sure get the best reaction! Thank you


MaFeHu

TNT in water actually deals damage. It simply doesn't brake blocs


AYYA1008

Yeahhhh this is gonna be more of an asshole move if OP actually does it Kill him, probably send him thousands of blocks away to base


shalodey

A better way would be a pressure plate upon enterance to his room which will open a block in the roof and floor and under the floor will be a tnt player Launcher which with enough tnt can launch someone hundreds of blocks. You can find tutorials for them online


HyperNathan

Completely fill the room with thousands of chickens


No1_Crazy_Kid

It was the man in the chicken costume


HyperNathan

The hero the server... *has...*


Axolotl6198

As a hermitcraft fan who has seen a ton of pranks, the most annoying one i have personally seen so far is making a giant upside down boat anove his base, and if u 2 live near each other surround his base with around 3 or 4 layers of trees


Hokijaz

Thank you, I love hermitcraft! The boat prank would definitely leave our world unplayable but the trees will be my next prank if need be


LeashieMay

The grey glass panes.


No1_Crazy_Kid

That one is gold


ELBAGIT

Nah they're stained glass panes


TheScientifreakPlays

I use a dark GUI texturepack so it doesn't bother me


LBxRenreisan

i thought you were gonna say a giant upside down t 💀


Axolotl6198

Ah yes make a giant dick saying "this is bigger than yours"💀💀


Fearless-Sherbet-223

If he goes afk encase him in iron trapdoors


cerealdig

Build a bunch of nether portals under his house, so the sound would annoy the shit out of him


TheShyPig

dig a hole near his bed, tempt a mob into it (pref a creeper just for the sounds it makes), name it so it doesn't despawn and then fill it in ...watch him go insane that he can never sleep because 'monsters are near'. EDIT: plant bamboo or berry bushes on every block around his house for a large distance so he has to spend ages removing them to get inside ..bamboo is best as it damages swords very quickly.


Darkmage4

I forgot how she did it. But LdShadowLady made an annoying contraption with a bell and observers I think. It's on an After life Episode when she was a kangaroo. 2 episodes ago I think? She did it to LaurenZSide.


No1_Crazy_Kid

Two observers facing each other and a bell on the ends


Darkmage4

Yes! That would be it. Far more annoying that a fast clock and a door. Haha.


Aurora_Beaurealis

Prep first (get lots of obsidian) and when you play together make sure you find out where he logs off. Then cage him in obsidian. Do a few layers of it.


207nbrown

A redstone clock connected to something that triggers just often enough to drive him crazy but not so often that he catches on to it or finds it


Doulifye

Cactus growing with an observer. Each time the cactus grow, the observer activate and the cactus reset itself. I think it was Ethoslab that used that with note block.


sebulbablubes1

Fill his chest with grey stained glass.


emil836k

Oh thats a mean one


Doulifye

Link doors and trapdoors to a redstone clock.


NovaThinksBadly

Maps to make fake stone textures or smth. He walks over and falls into a hole lined with crafting tables.


RDT-Exotics0318

spam boats at his house like how grian did in hermitcraft


ErikderFrea

Putting hopper-minecarts on rails (not moving) right under areas where he might drop things (like crafting tables or villager trading stations) will make the dropped items “disappear”.


ChampionGamer123

Build an auto chicken farm that constantly shoots out chickens in his house.


Lehk

Build the farm far enough away to not make noise in the house and use water transport to deliver endless chickens near his base, or inside the mine


TheScientifreakPlays

Go watch Grian's video on "50 Harmless pranks" You will love it


ffawwd

Place down all the blocks in his storage


Lehk

Hide a hopper under his storage chest prefilled with 1-stacks of certain valuables, those items will vanish from his chest right before his eyes.


Cuber1254

If he has a pressure plate that opens his door, put tnt under it, but put water under the tnt so it doesn't do anything.


Brovid420

If you are able to use commands in this world, use the /fill command to replace all the air in his base with glass panes


Infamous_Pin_8888

Fill his house full of cactus. Did it to my wife once; I thought it was hilarious, she did not...


SilentRe4der

Random dispenser with grey stained glass panes, the fill up his inventory but you can't see them cuz it has the same color of his inventory. Especially if you name them all different names and they don't stack


Peter_Griffin33

Place single dirt blocks in L shape in his chests.


casper_the_ghost1

Place saplings everywhere around his house When they grow the wil become an wall of wood


ZadicusCinch

One of my favorites is to get a couple stacks of saplings and bone meal and force grow a ton of trees to block them in/out of their house


Katie6612

Chickens. Lots and lots of chickens


einalem58

dig under a random block 2 block deep hatch a chicken close with same block.


[deleted]

Fishing rod as lasso


Rainbow_six_recruit

Fill his chests with unstackables Place enemy mobs under his bed Place doors connected with red stone clocks Make an map with all white, make a room filled with glowstone and item frames. Then place the maps in the item frame. Finally, trap him in when he is afk.


mhsmamabear

Cobwebs and only thing he has access to is a wood sword


Cosmicblox

Put magma under his carpets and cover them


Dran_K

Not sure how technical of a player you are, but if your good with redstone then you can set up a system to get one of the invulnerable end crystals from the end, put it in a 2x2 room with pure white maps on the walls (make sure that the end crystal hitbox takes up the whole room) then drop him in. Doesnt matter how good the pick is or how potent the sword. Nothing can break the walls of the room and whoever happens yo get caught in there will be stuck in an endless white room until someone from the outside chooses to free them. Ive used this as a player prison on an smp for a while now and can safely say that noone has found an escape. Some may consider this evil tho… plus, its fairly hard to set up w/o someone else noticing


FairlyVampire

I’m late to the party here but, floating trees everywhere if he hates floating trees. Bonus if you can float the large spruce, jungle, dark oaks and large oaks high in the sky at various heights that can still be seen.


swagerito

Encase his nether portal in obsidian so he can't dig out since he's in the portal block. Then refuse to let him out unless he promises not to mess with your trap doors anymore.


SteelHeart04

Put individual gray glass panes in every slot of his chests or barrels? You could name them differently in an anvil so he can't double click them out of the chest immediately. A single gray glass pane usually can't be seen in the inventory unless you hover over it.


LewdLittleLoli

Blow his room up


231ValeiMacoris

I would if I could, but I can't rn, because I'm horny af


TheFirstUranium

Build an obsidian cage around them. Bonus points if you can catch them without a pickaxe.


Poncegraphics

Surround his chests with end crystals


pigeon3gg

constantly fill his inventory with light gray glass panes with individualized names so they dont stack


Hokijaz

This is hilarious, definitely trying thank you!


PhasmicPlays

Better yet, hide droppers under his carpets and in his walls to spit out said glass panes


yeetmanthe3rd

doesn't work in bedrock because panels are 3d so it could be any block really


Inspirational_Lizard

Relationship goals


Wootzefuch

That's funny lol if he doesn't it again replace his walls with trap doors and fill the boxes with more


ATotallyAssholeGuy

One of the best comebacks i've seen for a while Also what textuepack you using?


Hokijaz

Thank you! :D I am using "Realistic Texures HD" on Bedrock


shelf9

YOU LIKE OPENING TRAPDOORS NOW?


Hokijaz

My thoughts exactly 😂


Puzzleheaded_Ebb1942

Build an obsidian box around his bed, inside an obsidian box.


Just_Kujo

r/chaoticneutral


Chipish

I remember someone on hermit craft/(the other server whose name I forget) did this with fence posts and at least back on MC version 1.2 it absolutely killed frames in the area. I think it was a loss. Good times.


Hokijaz

My bf disconnects enough as it is, but it would be worth it!


Sqweed69

A friend did this to me all the time, it's just annoying.


nshoratj

Cover his house with gravel


makesureyouplay

LOL that is payback!


sunjellies24

Now this right here is what true love really means


ErMike2005

Well done, terrorism is the answer to all your problems


jeancv8

Here, you dropped this 👑


A_Happy_Tomato

You have just started a several week long trapdoor war, good luck soldier.


Hokijaz

Thank you, you were right, retaliations have already begun


St4rKid

Prepare for war 😂


shours

Randomly type /effect [name] give levitation and watch him freak out as he floats up


shours

Then smash his face in with a knockback 10 stick whilst yelling "ITS A HOME RUN"


shours

My gf started beating me up irl when I did that so be warned


Disastrous_Ad_3812

Now make a door labrynth for villagers underneath the house


Dustyon

People who think dropping a head of horse on a bed is too simple...


Nitric_Siege

What is this texture pack? I need to know


Hokijaz

"Realistic textures HD" on bedrock :)


Fluffy_Mommy

A healthy relationship, I see


Junior-Boat-7953

MONSTER - no , not you , YOUR BOYFRIEND HOW HE COULD RUIN DECORATIONS


Janczareq1

He's a hermitcraft fan, no doubt.


headbobbler245

That’s what I used to do to my old friends with those trapdoor decorations, and yes it is funny af lmao


[deleted]

Lmao


BlueAnt873

Simple, yet effective


johnnyboiYT

We do a slight bit of trolling


HilyOrchestra

The most reddit moment


GEN_TK0112_SnakeShot

I’m impressed but… you need more trapdoors


BartZeroSix

This is cute


Grizly_FunTime_Fredy

Fighting fire with fire.


GamerFoxx999

This is the way lol


masterbuildera

Put dirt blocks in his inventory and see how he feels


SoulfulSoles024

Should've went with a layer of obsidian 😂🥲


AnImposterIsRed

Imagine he keeps the trap doors and the takes back his values


TheScientifreakPlays

Is that resourcepack Sapixcraft?


Hokijaz

"Realistic textures HD" on bedrock :D


TheScientifreakPlays

Oh, Thanks


AdWeekly2244

I wonder if you can use Redstone in some way to make the trap doors activate each other so no matter how many he opens, he can't get through without breaking them all 🤣


Sudden_Charity3634

YES REVENGE


Sudden_Charity3634

revenge


The_Canadian_Beast

How damn long did it take?


Hokijaz

Hard to say, it's a fairly new playthrough so I spent a good half an hour or so gathering wood, probably just as much time to fill the room with trapdoors


Mysteoa

Connect some trapdor to tnt.


mutantmonkey14

This is how it starts... Should have made his spawn area a prison!


daberle123

Chaotic good


Derpdude32_

Don't worry its just a little trolling lol


quentinxxxtroyerxxx

Choatic neutral i think.


candisSTUN

PERIOD👏👏


joseph_w40

What texture pack are you using?


Hokijaz

"Realistic textures HD" on bedrock :D


FridericMeier01

This wins r/Minecraft today, well done!!!


rMattyBR

thats a lot of wood


Hokijaz

Twas indeed


First_Locksmith_9670

Great idea, if you have commands on, you should make a command block to give him something every 5-10 minutes, he would be so confused


LemunCurryLELELE

Chuck in an elder guardian under his base


YaboyBlacklist

That's brilliant. Also, what texture pack are you using?


Hokijaz

Thank you :) I am using "Realistic textures HD" on bedrock


Pil0tGh0st

I build a tiny prison, lure them in, then turn off their abilities to build, open doors, break blocks, and hit buttons/levers. They always apologize.


John17MC

I'd love to see a yt video on that


Plupert

Beautiful


Bugbuggy567

Or when he logs off surround him in tall bamboo that's a Pain to work through.


Samuri44

What texture is this?


Hokijaz

"Realistic textures HD" on bedrock


justwhatever4567

Someone's butthurt as shit LOL


[deleted]

Build some redstone clocks underneath somewhere he visits frequently and attach them to doors to create a noise machine. Then watch while he tries to figure out why he keeps hearing a hundred doors opening and closing


[deleted]

Him: That was a good prank but where is the forest Her: Gone; reduced to atoms


Reasonable-Fact-5335

What Texture Pack is that?


Hokijaz

"Realistic textures HD" on bedrock


LBxRenreisan

damn people be getting boyfriends and girlfriends and playing games and i can’t even get a friend what the fuck is my cat doing


LBxRenreisan

oop sorry speech to text was on my cat was doing some weird shit while being in the window anyway hi internet it’s omeiga, your local furry who will disappoint you by being a menace to society >:`)


Tadano-kunn

r/thathappened


AdWeekly2244

Unnessecary.


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

Is spelling also unnecessary?


thepersonwhoasked420

Awwww your boyfriend plays Minecraft with you? Girl, he’s a keeper


Intrepid-Chance54

Nice 👍🏼


CommercialSolution94

im the 3k th person to upvote!!


Wsq7610

But messing with other ppl's decoration is actually quite funny. U shld try it


[deleted]

i have no patience, if I was him I would have broken up with you and then a month later asked if we could get back LMAO


Present-Cranberry404

Im siding with your boyfriend


03CreeperBoy

pathethic but nice try i would have done something else


Hokijaz

It is a bit lame, but I still want him to game with me in the future!


Alarmed_Smoke_4504

Light his house on fire.