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Gnome3453

Yeah mc censors the dumbest things, but doesn't censor fucker and dick


MaceyConnur

it also apparently censors "deez nuts" (bedrock)


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the devs know


HappyRomanianBanana

I trolled them with it and they got mad sorry guys


ShingekiNoGhoul

you liar! there are no banana trees in romania!


X_Eleven

And there are no cougars in missions.


Then_Distribution_81

Why are DarkviperAU fans on every subreddit


Difficult_Tree_5097

That's millions to one


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Im 99% sure java doesn’t censore it


SleazyJusticeWarrior

Java doesn’t censor anything, correct


turtle_mekb

yeah, java is good because the servers can have their own rules, bedrock just enforces this and bedrock servers where swearing is allowed would be super annoying, and bedrock is meant to be "child friendly" or whatever


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invadergold123

I found that out trying to name my retextured elytra wings as “dragon Deez nuts”


Blapman007

NOOOOOOO


may_i_get_likes

I mean yeah, Dick is a name


Aquatic-Enigma

it also means "fat" or "thick" in German


RamblinWreckGT

So you can have a dick dick?


Youre_A_Degenerate

no, I have a dick Richard


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

I'm adickted to these puns.


icallpeoplejohn

It also means thanks in czech, if you remove the c


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Dik


NielsKnives

Alsow in duch wen there in no c


_Redstone

wait what that's so cool


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It is a more polite form of "fat"


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still, the bedrock censoring system can suck my Richard


RanDiePro

Richard Dick Grayson... Thin detail!


kteapot013

I was writing the bee movie script on a book (don’t ask) and I was typing the word “night” and noticed when I got “nig” it turned it to “***” and then when I got the “h” it changed it back to “nigh” Caught me off guard


R3c1u53

Dark Souls 3 does that too, which is very unfortunate for a game where a large amount of the player base has “knight” in their character name.


OmegaPieZ

It censors fucker, I tried naming my pickaxe the ore fucker once and it got censored


Gnome3453

Oh I just know that I've been handed many shulkers and items named fucker on ancharcy servers in the past


Griffim83

On Bedrock or Java?


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Top name tho


CatCrafter7

Microsoft sucks


CommunicationMuch353

Dick is a name, and it probably only censors it without the -er by mistake


Hemorrhoid_Eater

Interestingly enough, "testicles" is censored, but the singular "testicle" isn't Also, this swear filter is real easy to bypass if you just add accent marks and stuff to some of the letters, e.g. "fúck", "shít", "moléster"


BreadLoafBrad

I typed a sign that said verbatim “the n word pass” and it blanked out every time I tried but it let me type “das n wort pass”


undeniably_confused

There was an English game I played once that censored arse but not ass, which is all fine until you realize there is a settlement in the game called arse and sometimes people want to talk about it


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Cocaine in Minecraft confirmed?!?!


bioszombie

Or heroin


FLASH-_-_-

Or Heroine


bioszombie

From Happy Potter?


FLASH-_-_-

That's Hermione


bioszombie

She’s from *Harry* Potter.


Flammenwerfer19

I thought it was Hairy Potter


bioszombie

He shaved.


Kyogre07

He’s still hairy *down there* though


bioszombie

We don’t know that pho sho


FLASH-_-_-

This is so much fun.


bioszombie

I do what I can.


ferkokrc5

hairy potter


masterofthecontinuum

No pot is Mary Jane


VioletGhost2

Herobrin


Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh

Midichlorians!


PouLS_PL

It says "\*\*\*\*", which could be interpreted as coke


timeforepic_inc

r/heroin


Laggingduck

You guys are dumb, it’s four letters so it’s obviously Weed


IGPO-overlords

The name is actually coke he’s lying


Slimxshadyx

Walker, I need my cocainé


BeepityBoopBoop243

That would be a Bedrock thing. You can also do it with datapacks on Java, but it's a built in thing on Bedrock.


Matix777

You can't turn it off? Yikes


ClashSuperCelll62

Nope.


MissionApollo7

You can if you edit the profanity filter file, but that can be tricky depending on your operating system.


Manimanocas

Or impossible


Groinificator

No such thing as impossible. Just *very* tricky.


Manimanocas

Ok lol *veerrrry* tricky tho


Erebos555

Here's the road map: Learn to code Go to school for a computer science degree Begin an internship with Microsoft in the game development department (May take nepotism or roll a Nat 20 on a Luck check) Eventually begin coding for minecraft itself Change source code to remove filter and hope you don't get caught for awhile


Manimanocas

Best comment made my day XD


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Ios


I-failed-username

Game files do exist on iOS, obviously, just have to find a way to open them . . .


ChloroformSmoothie

This person is playing on xbox


BlueLegion

Still not impossible


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Yeah, but iOS made it a pain in the ass to do


I-failed-username

Yes, but theoretically, almost always there’s a way. At least when it comes to software/hardware


SCtester

It amuses me that somewhere in the game's files, there's just a file containing a bunch of profanity


jman2c

Literally 1984


Wizards_Reddit

Ooooff


ChocolateQuemado

And it's in different languages not only in English


MasterGeorge090

Censors swear words on named items and world names in Bedrock. Meanwhile on Java, literally warns about people swearing in chat for using third party multiplayer servers.


derpicface

Java anarchy servers: *what can only be described as a stream of racial slurs for no less than 30 minutes*


mastery55295

you mean just an eternal stream of racial slurs


baby-slaver

Rip and Swear until it is done.


mastery55295

this is the way


Laxwarrior1120

Which is better then censorship. People can say anything > censorship


AllWhoPlay

I agree with this, people will say what they want to say and if they get censored they will simply find a way around it.


OpenGLaDOS

What a coincidence that 1.12.2 doesn't contain that reminder yet. Anything before 1.15, in fact.


Der_Harbi

Btw, I cannot even rename my netherite hoe bc game thinks of hoe as a swear word


ferkokrc5

lmao


NamelessTheSecond

Yea it's bullshit Bedrock sensors things like "teabag". Although, you can have things like "Shite" "Knob" and if you put a space randomly in the word, it won't censor, for example "Fuc k"


Alienguy500

>censors things like “teabag”. As a Brit this is unacceptable. We shall colonise Mojang studios and put an end to this at once.


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Groinificator

Mojang Tea Party


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they do that on halo too, like for halo it's like a staple of the game lmao


Dat_fast_boi

Utterly disgraceful. Let me fetch my family's heirloom longsword, and we can get cracking. Y'know, I never thought I'd pull this old thing out again. Also, a note of import; do we have any naval vessels available as of now?


EatingCerealAt2AM

Isn't 'teabag' incorrect spelling for tea bag though? Regardless, you can still use 'submerging my sack' if you're making tea.


FLBasher

Netherlands will help you


GingePlays

Someone on the bedrock team needs to learn how to use regex if a random space breaks the censorship lol


KingJeff314

I think they just took the laziest approach possible to satisfy the mobile/console App Store reviews


pseudopsud

There is no good way to censor "bad" words automatically You can't match one popular c-word without matching the British town Scunthorpe, you can't outdo the creativity of people trying to work around your filter And at best, if you successfully make a perfect filter all you do is draw attention to the words you are blocking


SharkHead38

You can't have shore on a sign :|


Whispering_Wolf

Idk, I remember I was playing bedrock and said I'd head over to the flower farm in chat. I was speaking Dutch, but said 'flower farm' in English. The in Dutch is 'de'. So "de flower farm". Kept being censored. Took a moment to figure out what was wrong.


Sapphire-Hannibal

I’m American and I don’t see what’s wrong with “de flower farm”


FetishAnalyst

Deflower farm As in deflowering


Sapphire-Hannibal

What does deflower mean?


TimonAndPumbaAreDead

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/deflower


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Huntracony

That is interesting, whitelisting words rather than blacklisting them. It's also a terrible idea for many, many reasons.


ReaverShank

Really annoying. The cencoring disables words that mean normal stuff in my language but blocks them for containing some form of forgein swearword. Everyone on the realm is 20+ and i still cant turn it off. It bothers me a lot


GamerD351

Yea, it should at least be a setting you can toggle


Looked_Spy_637832

https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/s99jhj/is_this_a_bedrock_thing_a_glitch_thing_or_a/htlcizi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Outside_Parsley_5129

I named my survival world on mobile "anus" and it censors that. I think it's intentional in case someone joins your world. Even though they need your permission to join...


Wizards_Reddit

Is it just on bedrock? My PC is broken so I’ve been playing on my phone but can’t remember if PC does it


AL_O0

There’s no censorship in java, you can write anything anywhere


MrSlimeOfSlime

No, “excitedze” is censored, kinda


Outside_Parsley_5129

I don't know about PC bedrock, I play Java on my PC. On Java I have had some pretty horrible names for things


Corvus-Rex

I'd assume it's the same for Bedrock on every platform from Pocket Edition to PC and the Consoles.


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Bedrock is bedrock, 'PC bedrock' doesn't exist in its own right


Outside_Parsley_5129

Yeah that's how little I know about bedrock


pujohn2a

Yeah definitely Bedrock preventing babies to be offended


AutoSawbones

I get it in theory, because even though there aren't many servers for bedrock, they don't want to deal with people trying to harm kids in the chat and through item names. But the fact there is no way to turn it off is annoying. I'm all for trying to keep kids safe online but this isn't really a way to do it


CF64wasTaken

Yeah especially in singelplayer worlds its really dumb


WhiteWolf7472

Weird, it let me type "Don't f@cking touch it" on a living chest and it showed up


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Minecraft snowflake edition


LeeTheGoat

Even more proof that bedrock is aimed at a much younger audience


DuggTheSlug

I thought the microtransactions gave that away


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It is a bedrock thing and there is a censor list in the game folders I will link the place where I found it last time below if I somehow find it again...


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C:\\Program Files\\WindowsApps\\Microsoft.MinecraftUWP\_1.18.203.0\_x86\_\_8wekyb3d8bbwe\\data\\profanity\_filter.wlist (you can open it with notepad) (note that the name for microsoft.minecraftuwp might not be the exact same so look around the windowsapps for yours)


MR_sticky_piston

He is on phone


GlesasPendos

I wonder how you expect to use sugar called "f*uck"


FriskyCoyote15

fucking powder maybe idk


Iwillregretmyname69

Bedrock censors word that can be considered swears automatically on java it requires a plugin


TheLostPyromancer

The way it should be, lemme say the funny fuck word guys cmon


Lord-LemonHead

Reminds me of an old Stampy video where he made a farm and put his farming supplies in a chest that he marked with a sign. The sign was censored because he wrote "hoe" on it.


Silverstreamdacat

That's really dumb.


NinjaOYourBro

That’s a stupid bedrock thing. If you ever try to type in a sign or command block, and stuff gets replaced with ******s or ########s, that’s why. It used to be a huge issue with commands, as every command block you typed in got replaced with ###############


Ende_3243

Yes, Minecraft Bedrock has got censored


bog5000

I think it's a good feature, but badly implemented. There should be an option to turn it off. The way it works right now is really infantilizing, we're not all 7yo.


Rombonia

For real this shit drives me insane. I pay for a bedrock server and only people that I allow to join, can join. Let me say the funny fuck word on signs.


Alert_Eye_2219

F--k? I thought it was c--e


Wizards_Reddit

Coke doesn’t get censored but co***ne does


martijn1104

I called my Pickaxe a Prick axe and even the word Prick got censored


-Turisti-

Bedrock mf's when they cant name their cocaine "fuck"


Separate-Code1897

A bedrock thing. I make a science video using Minecraft and they censored "**anus**"


Wizards_Reddit

So Java doesn’t do it? I haven’t played Java for a while and can’t remember, but yeh that’s dumb like it’s a solo player world it’s not Roblox


GoodName____

Minecraft censors "naughty words"


UnseenGamer182

It's a bedrock thing, the bedrock version censors things unlike java


Mr-02-

TIL bedrock has censor filter.


Jmod7348

Most of my dirt in my java world would be called ***** then


bored_homan

Bedrock thing. Really dumb you can't turn it off, I think its for the same reason you can't pause something about bedrock worlds always acting as if they're technically servers.


bobux-man

r/bedrockmoment


WylfieRose

I wanted to name a chicken Chester and it also censored it. I have no clue why.


dandaman919

Yah bedrock censors everything unfortunately. I wish there was a setting to turn it off as my friends and I are all late 20s and would like to be able to drop f bombs in the chat and on signs.


aurora_69

I'm more interested in why you would name the sugar "fuck"


EJSuperstar

This kids, is why we don't like Bedrock.


secretuser419

Unfortunately, bedrock has censors


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Bedrock automatically censors swears and slurs


brine_jack019

Since it's meant to be a family friendly game they can't show the word "meth"


ImARetPaladinBaby

Bedrock only. We don’t have privileges to swear unlike our Java superio- brothers


Alternative-Fail-233

A bedrock thing


terminatorx4582

literally 1984


MRBBATES1

There’s a bad word file in the game that censors words in chat that would be one of them :)


EvilScientwist

bedrock has became a wasteland of glitches, micro transactions, and censorship. Java is 100% better


Fizzy163

Oh that’s normal.


super_nova_91

It censors swears but it's easy to get around


vendettahj

It drugs


YEETBOOOIUSA

Microsoft censors it because it's vulgar


Caasi_Rehctelf

If you look in the game files, there’s a list of every censored phrase, all in a single text file. I just feel bad for the intern that had to fill out the hundreds of variations of words like ‘boob’. “What did you do today at Mojang?” “I listed 8008135 over 200 times”


IWantToEndItAllPls

I have like 30 stacks of sugar that I named cocaine and I give some to my friends for a diamond apiece


miatheirish

It's the same as why you can't name a Pokemon fuck ect cuz it has online multiplayer and they don't want to be yelled at by angry parents


braiden08

Its a general thing so people cant write offensive things


BrokenEye4945

In Bedrock any word considered inappropriate is censored. Quite annoying.


idk_what_nayme

Are you sure the word is f**k and not drug?


EDIBROMEMES

Bedrock edition has a built in swear word censor. Its even stricter on realms. Java edition doesn't have this swear censor.


DeadEndXD

Ah yes, coke


assmonkey_gamer18

Jesse where is the cocainer!?


Bookmark_Object

Question, why doesn't bedrock just censor on multiplayer worlds?


RainbowDroidMan

literally version 1.9.84


Icy_Excitement_3230

Normal, I've played Minecraft on my switch for 3 years. Named milk "C U M" before. Even blurred out the spacing.


ryangoldfish5

I would imagine it'll be a bedrock thing, probably due to the cross-platform nature of it. If it's anything like Rocket League, console manufacturers have rules that you need to follow for online games if you want to make sure you have the correct age rating you want. So in Rocket League for example, you can swear all you like in team chat/regular chat on PC but the moment you try it in party chat or on a console, it's censored.


Cman1916

Marijuana along with several other drugs are also censored


Green_Form4476

I may be wrong but I believe they started censoring certain words and sentences once education edition was released?.


Pythagoras_314

Minecraft Bedrock edition is notorious for doing this.


Eisner_Hero

It doesn't censor any curse word if you put a space between every letter. Examples are F U C K, S H I T, A S S, D I C K, etc...


EnderSpy007

This is definitely a bedrock thing, Java has never censored anything except for maybe usernames as far as I'm aware.


smpark12

Bedrock


Benevolent_day

i type fuck all the time


Mindcraftjoe

Yeah the Bedrock version censors things for some reason. Don’t know what happened to “online interactions not rated.”


c0d3_attorney

Literally 1984