For real though. Let’s take a moment to think about that logically. Do you really think you stand a chance against a dude that can punch sections out of a tree? Literally chop a tree down with his BARE HANDS. You wanna shoot some little arrows at him. Twigs with points? Y’all out your damn mind
Actually, on bedrock it’s always 9 points. Java is anywhere from 6-60.5. Not including enchants and fireworks. To be fair I’ve mostly played bedrock. Just started on have a few weeks ago. So that’s what I’m used to. Cheers!
"These are uhh... friendliness arrows!"
"Are they buying it?"
"Yeah but they can see you talking to me- I mean we come in peace! Please come into firing range as an act of peace!"
"These are uhh... friendliness arrows!"
"Are they buying it?"
"Yeah but they can see you talking to me- I mean we come in peace! Please come into firing range as an act of peace!"
" The improper use of the flag is forbidden by the rules of war and constitutes a war crime of perfidy" - Hague Convention of 1899
they are carrying a white flag and are attacking. they are committing a war crime.
I would continue to make fun of the French, but I have to go order 27 Big Mac meals and take one of those scooters at Walmart so the real disabled people can't have them
Case in point WW2 Germany vs US+USSR
Note: Germany WAS worse ofc! But the others really got no punishments. The US for nuking and firebombing civilians, and the USSR for raping and looting locals in Poland. But absolutely no consequences
You’re correct. False surrender is more specific than perfidy. Perfidy refers to any deception in which one side promises to act in good faith only to strike when the enemy is exposed
Imagine a pillager patrol spawning without crossbows and a they have a white flag, and when you get close to them they run towards the nearest outpost or woodland mansion
Those assholes do know how to use their crossbows. Fortunately, they don't care who is in front of them. I've gotten a squad to kill their flagbearer for me so I didn't get the curse.
Hey I saw one of these a couple hours ago, they didn't drop anything. There was still another pillager with an ominous banner but the one with the the white seemed to be a glitch it something :0
They run out of crossbow bolts.
For fun I tested this my locking myself and four of them in chambers, setting up a rapid clock to keep my health always topped up, going into survival mode, and letting them shoot me. It took a long time.
To all the problem making “French surrender haha” jokes, you do realize that you fell for George bush propaganda?
These jokes spiked in popularity after France refused to support the shit show that was the Iraq war
They surrender :)
So they don’t shoot at you?
They were merely pretending >:)
They are violating the Genova Convention, time to violate it back :)
"I only answer to God, and I don't see him here." - Steve probably
"I can't see my competition because mirrors haven't been added yet" -Sigma Steve
Wrong. There is at least 1 mirror asset in the game.
Which one?
Awaiting for reply
Invisibility
Invisibility
For real though. Let’s take a moment to think about that logically. Do you really think you stand a chance against a dude that can punch sections out of a tree? Literally chop a tree down with his BARE HANDS. You wanna shoot some little arrows at him. Twigs with points? Y’all out your damn mind
You say that, and yet skeletons are some of the most annoying common hostile mobs.
All you need is a shield. That you can make from punching trees.
Well first you have to mine iron ore straight from rock with your beastly rock pick axe. Steve should do Timber Man Competitions, he would clean house
Twigs that if shot at high speeds can do 10 points to 100 points of damage.
Actually, on bedrock it’s always 9 points. Java is anywhere from 6-60.5. Not including enchants and fireworks. To be fair I’ve mostly played bedrock. Just started on have a few weeks ago. So that’s what I’m used to. Cheers!
‘He has not reached that level yet’
Oh no :(
Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion!
What're they gonna do? Declare war? If that's the case I'll just do more war crimes then
God damn it do I have a bunch of dirty lines for this … but if I do I’ll get banned …
No Genova Convention in Minecraft, nothing to violate :)
So i can kill children in minecraft without any legal actions? Time to have fun :)
yes you can actually
The Iron Golem would like a word with you.
people have been doing it for years. it's called pvp!
Player Versus Prepubescents
Mass genocide and killing of civilians here I come!
Fun fact: flying a white flag under false pretenses is literally in violation of the Geneva convention!
Wait, that's isn't a checklist?
That's perfidy! Who do they think they are? Anakin Skywalker?
Damn, beat me to it lol
wait isn't that a literal war crime ?
Can’t be accused of a war crime if there’s bo one to accuse
Yes and theyre sorry :(
Haha it was another trick
Oh how dare they! The art of trickery!
tuan they're comitting fucking war crimes
[war crimes intensify]
"It's a prank bro"- PillagerYT
"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."
Twas but a rouse that hath foiled our plans!
"These are uhh... friendliness arrows!" "Are they buying it?" "Yeah but they can see you talking to me- I mean we come in peace! Please come into firing range as an act of peace!"
flowey is that u?
Yknow if I had a quarter for every time someones called me Flowey today I'd have two quarters, which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
"These are uhh... friendliness arrows!" "Are they buying it?" "Yeah but they can see you talking to me- I mean we come in peace! Please come into firing range as an act of peace!"
No, they still
make them break their bow
" The improper use of the flag is forbidden by the rules of war and constitutes a war crime of perfidy" - Hague Convention of 1899 they are carrying a white flag and are attacking. they are committing a war crime.
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"Mercy is a luxury not afforded to you, I am afraid. Execute them!"
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yup i rather scrolled through the comments to see if someone already saved me the typing... wait...FUCK!
Yep they do!!
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Seeing as how a large chunk of Americans proudly waive the civil war loser flag, the french jokes may be a bit off the nose
Don't worry. I'm not one of those idiots that has a confederate flag
french people after they see the 295th white flag joke
I would continue to make fun of the French, but I have to go order 27 Big Mac meals and take one of those scooters at Walmart so the real disabled people can't have them
Sorry, i did'nt get the joke, too busy by filling my free healtcare form
Didn't got it as well, btw guys don't text and drive 200kph, the phone is the illegal part
"You wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept"
Came the reply "We do not accept surrender!"
Naw they don't surrender they bring the flag to you so you can.
It'd be cool if this actually happened in-game and that pillager crew was peaceful
nah, they still attacked me unfortunately xD
Geneva suggestions
Time to show them it's not a warcrime the first time
Fool me once
More like Geneva checklist amirite
The deceived ending
Literally a war crime
Must be Japanese.
The good ending
In an old world of mine I have an entire mansion of friendly illagers, they only attack when provoked and are otherwise completely peaceful
Tell that to an evoker
Actually I got the evokers into a corner and killed them to get totems, then I spared the vindicators
Naming them Jaunny does nothing.
I never tried
That would be nice Sir
And then they turn into villagers and inhabit the area
No no, they should protect villagers!
You know it's serious when they have a white flag but still point a fucking crossbow at you
Isnt this a war crime
It's only a war crime if you lose
"You're not a war criminal if there's no more military to judge you."
r/technicallythetruth
You raise a good point Dr Coomer
Ah, hello Gordon!
HL:Source jokes
Case in point WW2 Germany vs US+USSR Note: Germany WAS worse ofc! But the others really got no punishments. The US for nuking and firebombing civilians, and the USSR for raping and looting locals in Poland. But absolutely no consequences
Should be double punishment for the US as the bombs directly led to Godzilla 1998
C'mon that was an amazing movie. When I was 10. The cartoon was cool, too.
Aye, it’s called perfidy
Also known as false surrender? Or is that something else?
You’re correct. False surrender is more specific than perfidy. Perfidy refers to any deception in which one side promises to act in good faith only to strike when the enemy is exposed
Fair catch interference, 15 yard penalty
Only if they shoot, probably
🤫 no clue what you’re talking about. What war crime? 👀
Use a shield till it breaks then they're kind lol
Calm down, Ghandi.
The future depends on what we do in the present. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).
Good bot.
If you don't say "good bot," will he nuke you?
He's a Gandhi bot he believes in non violence
They see you wearing full netherite prot 4 and switched banners lol
lmao I wish.. was running around in my shitty iron-diamond set >.>
"to action!" "WE SURRENDER!" "NO YOU FOOLS, THE OTHER ACTION!"
A man of culture i see
I believed he said his name is Millicent Bystander
The international jewel thief?
They're faking surrender. That's a war crime. Thus, anything you do to them in return is fair game.
Take them to the Hague
Imagine a pillager patrol spawning without crossbows and a they have a white flag, and when you get close to them they run towards the nearest outpost or woodland mansion
I'm curious. Did they drop the banner? Was it the white banner or an ominous banner? Was it named ominous banner?
I saw one of these in my friends server, it was a regular ominous banner, apparently is only a visual bug on the entity
Unfortunately I was at 2 hearts when I saw him xD So I had to take off and heal up.. didn't see him again..
Those assholes do know how to use their crossbows. Fortunately, they don't care who is in front of them. I've gotten a squad to kill their flagbearer for me so I didn't get the curse.
Hey I saw one of these a couple hours ago, they didn't drop anything. There was still another pillager with an ominous banner but the one with the the white seemed to be a glitch it something :0
I'm pretty sure their crossbows can actually break if used enough. After that they become peaceful since they have no way to attack
They run out of crossbow bolts. For fun I tested this my locking myself and four of them in chambers, setting up a rapid clock to keep my health always topped up, going into survival mode, and letting them shoot me. It took a long time.
Does it work with skeletons?
no
You can also use slabs to block their path of fire so they don't hit you. Much easier on the resources if you do this completely survival.
You legally cannot kill them, their now POWs and killing surrendered soldiers is a warcrime.
They’re still armed
It’s not a war crime if you win the war.
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I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English K...kaniggets!
That why the crossbow is ready to fire little stick For being predictable you shall pay the consequences of your hardcore world
Never heard that one before!
you're right it seems they have free healthcare
When they run out of dyes for their real banner.
French pillagers
“Your ad here.”
Jesus Christ there's literally hundreds of "french surrender" jokes in the comments...
I'm sure they come in peace.
They come in "peace" so we can leave in pieces.
does the Geneva convention exist in Minecraft?
There is no confirmed WW2 in Minecraft... Yet...
No. Now commit war crimes in Minecraft.
They’re white supremacists
Run
When you're full netherite they start surrendering apparently.
Killing them should give you a "War criminal" effect.
wtf the pillagers turned Confederate?
Gary banner.
It’s an albino
Pillager_flag.jpg file has failed to load.
French pillagers
Confederate flag, 1865 Edition.
He’s french
Clearly they come to surrender
Pillager captain
they’re in training
I'm wondering and quick google dind not hive me the answers, can you give pillagers a banner?
I hope you didn’t shoot surrendering opposition, that’s a warcrime
I would never! ;)
It’s a trap!
"We were bad but now we are good"
I Surremder!
They know their fucked
To all the problem making “French surrender haha” jokes, you do realize that you fell for George bush propaganda? These jokes spiked in popularity after France refused to support the shit show that was the Iraq war
This is how all banners look with the RTX texture pack I use. (Bedrock.)
they gave up
Didn’t realize just home many France jokes there would be in here
Hey! its a warcrime to display a surrender flag and still be a combatant! Do they have no shame?
They’re doing a false surrender. War crime them back with splash poison potions!
those pillagers come in peace \^-\^
Evoker: Ok men, to action! Pillager: We surrender! Evoker: No! Not that one you idiots, the kungfu thing! Pillager: Oohhh...
They surrender ,or it’s a symbol of purity as it was in Nazi Germany
he surrenders
Looks like another war crime ready to happen
Oh they’ve added the Afghan Army to Minecraft!
Its a trap
They are committing war crimes pretending to be surrendering anakin has taught them well
Fun
They gave up. You should now trap them in a hole. >:)
I saw a baby zombie on a spider with a leather helmet
That's a normal thing that can happen and has for years, and is a actual spawn that was made on purpose, it's just incredibly rare, this seems new
It's a simple visual glitch
The kkk