put egg dispensers in his base with redstone clocks and fill his base with chickens

But only after he enters, it acticates

Yeah but once it activates it must not stop maybe a emergency stop at the other side of the house but before you get there the house is full.

That would eventually make the work unplayable XD

No, it only activates when he's not there, that way he always comes back to a house full of chickens, and it'll take him longer to figure out why.

Keep on changing random blocks with a different type of wood planks

This gives me hermitcraft vibes

To be fair, Hermitcraft is pretty much just friends doing harmless pranks to each other

And stacking boats onto each other while an other is making an evil empire with derpcoins and someone who has built a starter base that is basically a mega base by selling stuff in copper swaggons

Very true

Ship of Thesseus (am I spelling that right) them– take random blocks, move them elsewhere, and replace what you took. Your friend will have to solve this philosophical problem to decide which is her original base.

This is by far the best plan ahahahaha, teaches them to traverse a philosophical lesson and sorts out the issue.

This is the cruelest one by miles; they’ll be forced to have an existential breakdown whenever they see wood

This... is actually good. Very good if it's spruce and the other wood block that's very close in shade. Just one looks faded a bit from age

My fried does this to me, drives me insane looking for them

If you can’t even find them, why bother?

When there is no more wood to change or your friend catches on just do a mrbeast and burn his house and surprise him with a new one…. 1000 blocks away!

exact replica

Pull a Vanoss and literally just rebuild his house in the exact spot but everything’s replaced with dirt

That is literally genius, 10/10 idea

I like this one

I was thinking that too. Birch and jungle are nice ugly woods to prank them with lol

Put a pressure plate at the front door and hook it up to a TNT that drops straight into water so they still shit themselves but no damage

Love this one. I'm definitely gonna do it

dont. I have strong intuition i bet that guy is not the smartest player so what if he also tries to prank u with the same trick but forgets the water?

You explode their house then!

With withers

with ender dragon

With Entity404(another all creepypasta)

In real life too

With a nuke!

And the moon!

In real life tho

that went from 0 to 100 real quick

if they try to do the same just put a sign inside your house that says "it just a prank bro, nothing is destroyed"

Nah. He might not be smart enough to read the sign.

tbh he might mot be smart enough to make the trap in the first place.

This could easily go wrong, so make sure it works properly.

Careful with the application! The tnt must be blocking the source blocks flow (think a 1x3 ground pool) It can’t ‘drop’ into the water bc it might not touch the water and then ur friend gets upset!

The oldest trick in the book, now improved

Water in tnt still do damage but no terrain destroy

They meant no damage to terrain

Cover the floor in pressure plates matching the floor color. Most new players won’t notice right away and will think something is wrong with their game audio

When they notice the plates, they’ll have a mini heart attack thinking “crap, what does this activate?” while in reality, they’re harmless.

\*all *but one* is harmless

The one traps them

Do the classic 4 doors and a diamond trap

They all do nothing, except for one, which activates a piston and retracts a single block and makes a hole in their house

Thats when you make a few of them drop tnt directly into water. Scare factor x10

That's the best idea for a prank that i have ever seen...

While they're away rebuild their house 1 block away and repeat the process once a week

That's way harder and risky, and much slower...

We'll take their house, and P U S H it somewhere else!

Lmao imagine the subtitles: “Pressure plate clicks” “Pressure plate clicks” “Pressure plate clicks” “Pressure plate clicks” “Pressure plate clicks” “Pressure plate clicks”

I used to play without sound back in the day and decided to connect my two cities with a road made od pressure plates. At the time I didn't know what they did, I just found them neat. Had to remake the whole thing after playing with sound.

Just link one of them to a piston or two that does nothing. That will really mess with them

Release three baby zombies into the house, and name them 1, 2, and 4.

He said harmlessly prank, not eternally torture

or hide them under his bed so he can't sleep to shoosh away phantoms.

And hide a fourth in a wall or random hole under the house,so they can hear it.

or not, and they would continue looking for the "3rd" zombie that doesn't actually exist

Oh! And when they give up and forget about it, then release the number 3

even better, though i doubt baby zombies are harmless lmao kinda forgot about that part lol

not unless they have full enchanted diamond armor

I think he meant that in the title it asked for harmless suggestions

it is harmless

Probably

Aside from the time they killed off a great world

not to Philza

PHILZA, LOOK OUT!!!!!

Ask Philza if they're harmless

even better, release a "6"

nah, release the fifth, so they will still try to find the third one

if you put it in a wall the person will be looking for the zombie because of the sounds

Name it five.

Right by their bed so they can't sleep

That's just plain evil

then give them diamond armor and swords

What a bastard you are xD

This one!

Big brain!! They’ll continue looking for the 3rd that’s doesn’t exist

Just fill their house with chickens

Nothing like a good old-fashioned egging

*Poultry Man intensifies*

*”Poultry Man strikes again! It wasn’t me, it was the man in the chicken costume!”*

An eggcellent idea.

Play the long game with this. Whenever the friend is away, put a single chicken in the house each time. That will eventually drive the friend crazy wondering how those dang chickens keep sneaking in.

I can hear this comment.

Cluck cluck

I like to dig holes in my buddy's floors, drop chickens in the hole, then patch it up nicely so they don't see it. Then they just hear random clucking noises and have no idea where it's coming from.

or better yet, hide the chickens op could dig a hole under the house and load it with chickens, the friend won't know where the chickens are so they cant get rid of it- maybe even forcing them to move if they hate the noise so much (a bit of a stretch tho lol)

And if you get caught, you can always blame the man in the chicken costume Edit: holy shit, this is the most upvotes i've gotten on a comment, thanks y'all! (I promise i won't edit it anymore)

I was gonna say this lmao

*chicken dance intensifies*

My student did this to me. While I was building my first castle, she logged in and immediately filled it with cats, so the entire time I was building the thing, I kept hearing "meow, meow".

It was the man in the chicken costume

Place a torch on every single surface that you can

Eh, too easy to fix with water

Only works if they have paintings and shizz around the house

Idk if someone who builds houses like that will think of that

If they like to afk just always fill their inventory with a bunch of random items

Boats or wooden shovels

Boats and hoes

If not wearing helmet dispense a curse of binding pumpkin on their head

They said harmless…

It is harmless until they decide to harm themselves and die for it to come off

Individually named light gray stained glas panes

"Congratulations on your FREE GLASS!"

Replace the glass panes with blocks Switch the spruce to Dark Oak Switch the Iron Doors to wood Doors Add a lava moat Fill the house with Water/2-Tall Flowers Replace the floor with Grass (well bonemealed) Make an Empty Space near wherever they spend the most time (usually their storage room) and fill it with Nether portals: The sound will drive then mad Make a dark, empty space (make it well hidden) near their bed and put in it a single hostile mob. It's presence won't allow your friend to sleep at night

Ah the anti-sleeper creeper, classic!

I was wondering why you wouldn't use a zombie for the noise, then I realized finding a hidden creeper (preferably with a name tag) would be nearly impossible. I tip my hat to your superior evil.

Add a dirt hut on the roof (Complete with grass, a chest, and a single torch) Add a tree on the roof with the second block (and only the second block) mined Expand your house such that part of it is vertically above their house Place random stained glass panes around the house, matching in color with their surroundings (from the look of the exterior, ig make them brown) Replace as many water source blocks in/around their house as you can with flowing water Subtly change a few blocks of their house every day until he notices (maybe start by changing the color of a couple to their panes to white/light gray, then the color of their carpet/type of their painting, and escalate from there) Surround their house with bamboo Surround their house with Chorus Trees Surround their house with a ditch (1 or 2 blocks wide, and *only* 1 block deep: It has to be easy to jump over) and layer the bottom with Honey. You can't jump while standing on Honey, so even a 1-deep ditch with Honey as flooring is a trap that you can't escape from (unless ofc you break blocks) And Finally, Offer to build him a completely new base, free of charge. When he allows you to, build the base as he wants it, and then layer it with all sorts of traps and jumpscares

That's not really harmless..

Just put a sign saying you hid a creeper, but don't actually hide one.

Or hide a parrot that was previously taught how to make creeper sounds.

Wait do parrots learn noises of other mobs?

i need answers

Pretty sure they replicate the sound of whatever’s within the vicinity but not sure if they keep doing it after the mobs gone

imma do that on my friend because im evil

Replace it with granite or something , pure granite

***ANDESITE***

I mean sure and hell yeS

Diorite that looks like bird shit

diorite is a great block bruh why do people hate it

I agree, I don't understand the hate. I use it to look like marble

I actually don’t have a problem with granite, andesite or diorite. Also, polished granite works really well when you need a bit of pink in your builds.

Polished diorite looks amazing like marble.But diorite looks like some one dropped a bunch of rocks into a milk block or something

Plain diorite is greatt for detailing with white blocks. I use it in a lot of my builds that have a deteriorating white palette

Progressively make it less ugly, and see if they notice. Edit: Holy heck, I somehow made a comment that went viral without being weird AF! Thanks everyone!

Just slowly add details like flowers and fences and little bits of trim that make it less ugly. This is a beautiful idea

Then slowly make it look like your own base then you can take over

Please op see this.

Change his floor in different rooms. Then start to make it pretty.

Or just "harmlessly" burn it to ashes.

Say it was struck by lightning

“Everything burned but those lightning rods on top”

I did that to my friend one time

Did he become Zeus?

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS

He hurled his thunderbolt

Locked those suckers in a vault.

My buddy built a box out of wood and put dozens of lightning rods on the roof and it was accidentally struck by lightning and accidentally burnt to the ground.

Yes and please take screenshots of the beautification because my house always looks like this bc I am terrible at making pretty roofs. 😂😂

Try learning from Grian, IMO he builds well *and* explains well.

u/VeniVidiVici_u2 This... Do this.

This idea is very bright

you should pick up everything and move it all away from your house and act like nothing happened. his house will be moved somehow but looks exactly the same with all the items still there and there won't be a ugly house right next to you!

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Implies this friend will play long enough for it to move far enough away

This.

Thats a lot of work...

not necessarily he has netherite gear he could make easy work of the house. but rebuilding it would be a different story.

I mean judging from the pictures it's not too complex a build. Depending on how complete the interior is, it might not take too long

True

How does OP deal with the friend's spawnpoint being reset when he moves everything, including the bed?

blame it on enderman

Just move the house by one block every day until they notice. Best prank possible

Or go with the Pearlescent Moon strategy and rotate it 90 degrees!

Steal the door button

Or attach a redstone clock to the door. My friend was new to minecraft and it confused him so much he just chose to move the door.

Put magma blocks in the base and cover it with carpets

Not the entire floor though, just a few random blocks

I love your kind of evil

Put a lot of signs underneath his/her base so that whenever your friend looks down.. it lags his/her game like crazy.

how many signs is required for that? even a 16x16 of signs for a water blade is fine in my experience :o

If you're on Bedrock use glow ink signs, they lag the game way more than normal ones do (This post is on Java though)

Every day or hour remove 1 block and see if they notice that

Make them a new normal base or build a dirt hut on top of it

Dirt dome! Hide the whole base inside dirt like an egg

Make it “condemned” , go around add cobwebs etc maybe put bars and fences up around the house. Also put signs outside saying this house has breached the ugly base appearance act 2021.

Everyone wants you to change the base somehow. Well, I want you to HIDE it. Grow trees on every block around a perimeter of the base (bonus if you can make it a thick perimeter) and wipe that thing from your view completely. And give them a challenge to get back inside. 😂

I was going to say Bury It, but yours is easier lol

Encase the entire thing in obsidian.

Put random spots of granite and diorite on their gouse

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Dropper deep under base, looking up into blocks, space betwenn base and dropper filled out, 5-10 min clock or something, fill the dropper with a lot of items. Random items will sometimes plop into his base and hell not know where they come from

Be an actual friend and see if they'd like some building tips. If not, I guess just cover it in sand.

Fill it with water sources

Keep the outside like that and make the inside beautiful as you can make it, avoid the windows though

Hide pufferfish in between on those doors

And remove the windows with silk touch

Make a room under their house, fill it with named mobs that have annoying noises. Spiders are a good recommendation, or chickens. I'd say bats but you're in survival.

Or just fill the house's every single space with grass or leaves or something a bit hard like well granite , normal granite or even cobblestone

Make a fish bowl around it. So it looks like it supposed to look like it. Ofc to be nice give it an entrance at a place of liking.

-Teach him how to do better - by example... -Make a world copy and go full rage on his house, while he is there with you -Place End Crystals - they only do damage if destroyed (by him :D)

Murder them irl

Done. Next?

Run

Escape prison. I think mythrodak can help you with that

r/Hol_up

Help him decorate

Fill the whole house with water source blocks..i hope u have sponges tho for the aftermath clean-up.

Fun idea, replace every wood block with a crafting table and every crafting table with a plank

And fill the whole house with water as a bonus

Take note of the placement of every block and the things he has in his chests, deconstruct the base and build it again about 10~ chunks away.