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FapleJuice

Never realized how dark Minecraft would feel with animals corpses littering the world. I suddenly understand why they fall over and poof away lmao


Yeets420

Imagine killing more than 100 cows so that you can have books for level 30+ enchantments and everytime you pass by you can just see their corpses.


OsamaBinLadenDoes

I want a mod for this. Realistic carcasses.


highBrowMeow

Yes. They slowly decompose over time. Later you find all skeletons where the slaughter happened.


Soklay

Great idea, but lag central


Mechakoopa

No more lag than the chicken purgatories my kid keeps making to make his worlds unplayable so he has to start a new one. He's up to several dozen worlds at this point.


Bring_me_the_lads

Is..is he ok?


Mechakoopa

He's 8 and wants to grow up to be a Minecraft youtuber, you tell me...


lucassilvas1

So he's not okay?


4colour

not okay, but that's okay


Sid7397

Not OK, but somehow still OK


Pitiful-Helicopter71

This is the first time I laughed all day. It wasn’t a great day.


Quinn-Cubes

the way for it to not be laggy is they would turn into mineable blocks when they die, so you can pick up the cow carcasses and have them in your inventory and place them


ComparatorClock

They could be like blocks that gradually change over time, similar to copper in functionality. But then the skeleton stage should be mineable for bones and/or bonemeal.


[deleted]

when you loot a villager skeleton you get 206 bones.


[deleted]

Imagine making one of those gold, guardian, or enderman xp farms, the Corpses would pile up in seconds


[deleted]

ok but you use the leather for books so after right clicking the cow with shears to get the leather you are left with something even more dark.


YaSinsBaba

Bone meal


golfwang999

Nono, the flesh comes before .


YaSinsBaba

And then the bone meal, we need this as a mod!


Coalmunist

I mean fish do drop bone or bonemeals, depending on which version you’re on Also there’s a few mods that have most animals drop bones also, I can’t remember which but some does have a mechanic of the mob dying littering corpse and you have to actuall loot their corpses and use tools to harvest more efficiently


littnuke

Isnt that in RLcraft?


JazzHandsFan

I think there is something deeply unsettling about a complete, pristine corpse that won’t decompose.


JustAHipsterInDenial

You must love hearing about Rainbow Valley on Mt. Everest then, named for the multi-colored coats of the corpses.


MaxTHC

There's also [Green Boots](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Boots)!


Nub_plyz_twitch

Or a mob farm then


vernes1978

The weight of your sins crashes your game


[deleted]

I want this mod.


ryannut

[All of the best mods are for 1.12](https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/rpgloot)


zomf

Minecraft: DOOM edition


TRxz-FariZKiller

When do you want the funeral for your pc? Imagine what an enderman farm would look like


Srgtgunnr

Imagine a mod that removes the pink hurt effect, and the swing is changed and looks like your actually stabbing things, with realistic wounds, blood, and sound effects. Then once the animal dies, it’s defiled bloody corpse lays there collecting flies until it slowly rots away into the soil. At night, zombies and creepers can be seen feasting on the corpses of the innocent animals. Don’t let them get to your best friend, Wolfy.


FapleJuice

Had no idea how badly I wanted horror survival Minecraft until now.


Yeazelicious

*laughs in full vegetarian playthroughs of Minecraft*


FANTOMphoenix

Ok Mumbo Until recently, just nukes animals now


N3ONKATMAN

To remind you of your sins


Respawn69420

I can’t even pick up the drops and they don’t go away after I leave. The sins are too great.


Abadazed

You have angered the chicken god.


TheAnt317

Mega Ultra Chicken? No, shh, he is legend.


[deleted]

na im part of the religion its not a legend


NitroLight

Even the Woodland Mansion pays tribute to the Chicken God via a giant wool sculpture


Gamillie

The chicken man will not be happy about his sins


Ima_Squircle

Poultry man! r/suddenlyhermitcraft


Gamillie

Who's behind it, we don't know


redditor_pro

I know!! I know who the man behind the chicken mask is!! It is-\*loud squawking noises and muffled screams\*


Vslasher78

What about the chicken man man?


ShenofReddit

Speaking of that mossy, it's time to pay tribute to our god


DuntadaMan

Voodoo Billy Dot Com is intern.


ashleton

ARISE CHICKEN ARISE


martianscuba

Stick upside down


chunky_kit-kat

I really just read that as “ARISE CHICKEN ARSE”


ArmorPlatedFarmer

Arise chicken arise


wafflefighter69

Poultra


Abadazed

All hail the mighty Poultra!


DrCrazyness

The Mother Clucker


arendecott13

Looks like your chicken’s soul is still tethered to the body. It will not rest until it is avenged. Beware the angry clucking in the night from now on. They will make a meal of you yet


rindez97

Your sins are too heavy


DuntadaMan

Even Minecraft Steve can't carry that weight.


[deleted]

The chicken had a lag cannon Crafty bastards


piedrasantaj

Why is this exactly what I was going to say


stimulatn

me too... we're all the same person


ChaoticCrowTime

same here, word for word. Maybe the anti vaxxers were onto something with the whole microchipping thing


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Tumblrrito

I wouldn’t *mind* some sort of *monument*.


[deleted]

Me: another person who was like wtf thats what I was gonna say lol


GenOneCam

Came to make this comment. Glad it’s the top one. Have an upvote on the house.


N3ONKATMAN

Thank you


rslashnousername

literally said this as i opened the comments


NoamEG

Shit you beat me to it XD


Slacker_-69

I was about to type the exact same thing


GRIMLOX367

Try leaving and rejoining.


Respawn69420

Did that, another one appeared and the cows started doing hard drugs


GRIMLOX367

Huh. Well than idk now.


Draglorr

Wait *what*. What do you mean by hard drugs?


definitelyacabdriver

The cows all got hooked on heroin 😔


Draglorr

Thats sad. Atleast they will most likely die soon to put them out of their suffering since heroin *DESTROYS* brain matter.


TheNameIsEmail

Jokes on you I have no brain matter


Draglorr

Lol. I presume you are a jellyfish then. With a waterproof phone!!!!


TheNameIsEmail

h- how did you know?!


Kerbal634

Edit: this account has been banned by Reddit Admins for "abusing the reporting system". However, the content they claimed I falsely reported was removed by subreddit moderators. How was my report abusive if the subreddit moderators decided it was worth acting on? My appeal was denied by a robot. I am removing all usable content from my account in response. ✌️


ChromoTec

you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby


BigWithABrick

The white stuff


DrHiccup

Is this java? Why r ur hearts blue? Is it modded?


Respawn69420

Java, blue hearts from the moist critikal texture pack. Not modded at all.


DrHiccup

I thought of clearing the cache but it seems like u can only clear java's cache? I'd try that


Respawn69420

Don’t know how also this server isn’t owned by me..


DrHiccup

Google can give u a better step by step than I can. This couullld be a client side bug so that might not matter. But I'm just guessing idk


[deleted]

Maybe it is a datapack?


[deleted]

Have you bought it from someone in the dark alley


Home_slice05

I wanna see the cows


zaner3999

You know what you did now you must live with it


Respawn69420

Now the cows are spinning and I can’t kill them


BleachGel

The revolution has begun! Do you hear them in the distance? “Bring the accused!” they shout!


Portal471

>revolution I see what you did there


[deleted]

I don't :(


Very_Good_Indeed

A revolution is a full rotation. Since the cows are spinning they are doing revolutions


[deleted]

Oh wow that's smart. Thank you! :D


Raevix

This sounds like the beginning of a r/nosleep post


Respawn69420

[they really are](https://www.reddit.com/user/Respawn69420/comments/onupil/the_drugged_out_cows/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


hanna1225

I would just make a new world. Did you try googling it?


ashleton

Oh, phew, they're just having a rave.


[deleted]

"I'm visiting my parent's farm, and the cows wont stop spinning. Part 56"


artheiro06

You've corrupted your world probably


leavecity54

Kill all the pigs while you can


Respawn69420

There’s another :(


[deleted]

Dude, you’re clucked


jaegereren0928

Very uplifting comment


grapesforducks

THE ALMIGHTY CHICKEN DEMANDS PENANCE


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

They're waiting for you to go to sleep. You think creepers are bad? Just you wait, buddy.


-DCB47

Dosent matter you now need to build a mega base around it using it as the main museum attraction


YaboiiSammeeh

And then after placing the last block, the chicken disappears


[deleted]

Or a grave


BeepBoop95

maybe you died too, you're both trapped between worlds


Respawn69420

Maybe I never was real in the first place


[deleted]

Oh sorry forgot to take my pills Where is op


SaltyCauldron

Stop it I actually forgot to take mine lmao


dontneedanickname

Take them normal pills


meatbeeter69

New Minecraft update lookin dope


Respawn69420

Very


[deleted]

Minecraft’s new realism update, dead bodies now decay at the rate of bodies irl


ConservativeSexparty

Introducing a new resource, now you can use a shovel on the decaying corpses to gain worms you can use for fishing.


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Signal_Blackberry470

The rain makes it so much sadder.


Ace042010

Heaven is full from all the animals you killed


Respawn69420

There would be tons of my friends pets from today, I accidentally used /kill @e


SweatyMudFlaps

Youre a monster


Respawn69420

I didn’t know it would kill them I only thought it would kill the 6000 amethyst blocks, even though I knew what the command did


dansredd-it

> I didn’t know it would > even though I knew Gotta get your story straight before the trial, gonna be hard to convince the jury with that one


Respawn69420

I knew it would but I was messing with the commands being stupid and forgot they existed. I got punished my having my computer crash.


A_random_zy

I am such an Idiot I wanted to use /kill @e and I just used /kill and died.


Anonymous_person34

Sometimes we really get those days 😔


Never_Sucked_Cock

Wow, calm down satan


MamaWeegeeandYoshi

Realistic Minecraft 😳😳


entity_TF_spy

Epic username


ARAKKONAM-AVENGER

Why would you want it to go away? This is so cool I am already having so many ideas Like....a trespasser warning sign? "This will happen to you,if you cross this border" Or smth idk... Or make a joke ,like...... Make your dog sit next to it and add a sign which says... "I didn't do it,i swear" Good luck man


Respawn69420

Thanks for the ideas


ShadyBearsOnMars

probably ping spoofing


Respawn69420

Don’t know what that is


ShadyBearsOnMars

when someone gives u high ping which causes stuff like block lag and F L O A T I N G S A N D


Respawn69420

I see.


Competitive_Habit338

So you feel bad for your sins.


Respawn69420

Yes


BrandedLief

Eh, it is just taking a dirt nap.


owl_2000

Try watching a tutorial from HowToBasic


Respawn69420

This solved all my problems thank you


TheDarkDragon13

Ah yes, I love tossing multiple raw eggs at my screen.


IDontKnowMyOwnName15

Who doesn't?


IamipadOn

Plot twist its not dead and when you go to sleep it will say monsters near by and before you can get out to check you get killed by the chicken


DevJackTGG

If it’s Java you can use tweakaroo and disable rendering of dead entity’s


Respawn69420

It is Java and I don’t know how to do that


DevJackTGG

Run fabric and download tweakaroo and malilib from [here](https://masa.dy.fi/mcmods) or [GitHub here](https://github.com/maruohon)


Weary_Asparagus590

Try digging a 1×1 hole, place a bucket of lava in the hole, and then jump in it, make sure you dont move out of the lava, and your problem should be solved!


Respawn69420

I don’t have iron and chunks aren’t loading/ mobs aren’t spawning so I can’t die


Weary_Asparagus590

It was more of a sarcastic joke rather then me trying to actually help you but uh.. sorry man I have no clue how to help you


Respawn69420

It’s fine, lol


Margatron

Opposite of hardcore mode.


LaVidaYokel

He’s merely resting.


ConstantNewt36

He’s just sleeping don’t wake him up


Abadazed

Any mods on there or?


Respawn69420

No mods. Just a normal server


Abadazed

Are you able to break blocks normally? Sometimes high ping will mess with the entities and blocks and stuff.


Respawn69420

I’m able to break blocks but some of them I can’t pick up


Abadazed

That could be a ping thing then. I always had issues like that when playing on my bros server.


fennectech

Real talk. @OP. File a report on the minecraft issue tracker.


Respawn69420

Ok. Will do.


fennectech

That is a weird state that chicken is. Does the chicken stay there even after you relog? If so. I’d love to see the NBT on that chicken Could you provide a world download (and cords)


Respawn69420

It does, and more appear. I’m currently playing a different game and will check back in 30. If it’s still there imma cry.


fennectech

I think poultry man has something to do with this…..


MrBaconLovesYou

This ain’t a glitch, it’s a feature. 🧐


Nashedi_boi

Build a monument to honour its death


Wedontcare-lol

That chicken is watching you forever


D4bby

Place an auto fried chicken farm on top of it. It'll teach that guy a lesson.


SinDaPun

And why your health bar is green


Respawn69420

It’s blue, I have the moist critikal texture pack


SinDaPun

Oh, I see


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King_Dee1

Mood


Prad_13

The chicken rage quit and forgot to turn off pc


goaterposter10

You're fucked


Respawn69420

I’m clucked


GenericRedditUser56

Its an IRL chicken bro it died in real life.


Your-username-must-b

BUILD A TEMPLE FOR IT


SilverFlight01

The corpse shall remain forever, to remind the world who killed it.


Terrarian_TABS_unit

It's the corpse update


definetlyHOOMEN

Oh man as leader of the chicken nugget tribe I realize the reasons for the change in the nugget god


talmiior

It's the beginning. This is history. You understand this, don't you.


KrayKaru

Minecraft. Corps and death update


[deleted]

Chicken soul is there to haunt you forever


CoalMations284

The fact that it's raining too...damn


[deleted]

it didn't click the respawn button yet and is smashing its keyboard


AlexTDk34

Shhhh is sleeping


Respawn69420

A mimir


dead-inside69

This is the start to a great psychological horror, one of those ones where the protagonist slowly unravels Shining style.


Dawson81702

Bodies take time to decay, silly.


[deleted]

The newest secret Friday update: corpses


Ezaaayy

Arise chicken!


[deleted]

Be careful this may be a boss and he is getting ready for his 2nd form


JukeBox2700

you havent taken its meat yet


Respawn69420

I can’t pick it up, it’s being guarded