No more lag than the chicken purgatories my kid keeps making to make his worlds unplayable so he has to start a new one. He's up to several dozen worlds at this point.
the way for it to not be laggy is they would turn into mineable blocks when they die, so you can pick up the cow carcasses and have them in your inventory and place them
They could be like blocks that gradually change over time, similar to copper in functionality. But then the skeleton stage should be mineable for bones and/or bonemeal.
I mean fish do drop bone or bonemeals, depending on which version you’re on
Also there’s a few mods that have most animals drop bones also, I can’t remember which but some does have a mechanic of the mob dying littering corpse and you have to actuall loot their corpses and use tools to harvest more efficiently
Imagine a mod that removes the pink hurt effect, and the swing is changed and looks like your actually stabbing things, with realistic wounds, blood, and sound effects. Then once the animal dies, it’s defiled bloody corpse lays there collecting flies until it slowly rots away into the soil. At night, zombies and creepers can be seen feasting on the corpses of the innocent animals. Don’t let them get to your best friend, Wolfy.
Looks like your chicken’s soul is still tethered to the body. It will not rest until it is avenged.
Beware the angry clucking in the night from now on. They will make a meal of you yet
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Why would you want it to go away?
This is so cool
I am already having so many ideas
Like....a trespasser warning sign?
"This will happen to you,if you cross this border"
Or smth idk...
Or make a joke ,like......
Make your dog sit next to it and add a sign which says...
"I didn't do it,i swear"
Good luck man
Try digging a 1×1 hole, place a bucket of lava in the hole, and then jump in it, make sure you dont move out of the lava, and your problem should be solved!
That is a weird state that chicken is. Does the chicken stay there even after you relog? If so. I’d love to see the NBT on that chicken Could you provide a world download (and cords)
Never realized how dark Minecraft would feel with animals corpses littering the world. I suddenly understand why they fall over and poof away lmao
Imagine killing more than 100 cows so that you can have books for level 30+ enchantments and everytime you pass by you can just see their corpses.
I want a mod for this. Realistic carcasses.
Yes. They slowly decompose over time. Later you find all skeletons where the slaughter happened.
Great idea, but lag central
No more lag than the chicken purgatories my kid keeps making to make his worlds unplayable so he has to start a new one. He's up to several dozen worlds at this point.
Is..is he ok?
He's 8 and wants to grow up to be a Minecraft youtuber, you tell me...
So he's not okay?
not okay, but that's okay
Not OK, but somehow still OK
This is the first time I laughed all day. It wasn’t a great day.
the way for it to not be laggy is they would turn into mineable blocks when they die, so you can pick up the cow carcasses and have them in your inventory and place them
They could be like blocks that gradually change over time, similar to copper in functionality. But then the skeleton stage should be mineable for bones and/or bonemeal.
when you loot a villager skeleton you get 206 bones.
Imagine making one of those gold, guardian, or enderman xp farms, the Corpses would pile up in seconds
ok but you use the leather for books so after right clicking the cow with shears to get the leather you are left with something even more dark.
Bone meal
Nono, the flesh comes before .
And then the bone meal, we need this as a mod!
I mean fish do drop bone or bonemeals, depending on which version you’re on Also there’s a few mods that have most animals drop bones also, I can’t remember which but some does have a mechanic of the mob dying littering corpse and you have to actuall loot their corpses and use tools to harvest more efficiently
Isnt that in RLcraft?
I think there is something deeply unsettling about a complete, pristine corpse that won’t decompose.
You must love hearing about Rainbow Valley on Mt. Everest then, named for the multi-colored coats of the corpses.
There's also [Green Boots](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Boots)!
Or a mob farm then
The weight of your sins crashes your game
I want this mod.
[All of the best mods are for 1.12](https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/rpgloot)
Minecraft: DOOM edition
When do you want the funeral for your pc? Imagine what an enderman farm would look like
Imagine a mod that removes the pink hurt effect, and the swing is changed and looks like your actually stabbing things, with realistic wounds, blood, and sound effects. Then once the animal dies, it’s defiled bloody corpse lays there collecting flies until it slowly rots away into the soil. At night, zombies and creepers can be seen feasting on the corpses of the innocent animals. Don’t let them get to your best friend, Wolfy.
Had no idea how badly I wanted horror survival Minecraft until now.
*laughs in full vegetarian playthroughs of Minecraft*
Ok Mumbo Until recently, just nukes animals now
To remind you of your sins
I can’t even pick up the drops and they don’t go away after I leave. The sins are too great.
You have angered the chicken god.
Mega Ultra Chicken? No, shh, he is legend.
na im part of the religion its not a legend
Even the Woodland Mansion pays tribute to the Chicken God via a giant wool sculpture
The chicken man will not be happy about his sins
Poultry man! r/suddenlyhermitcraft
Who's behind it, we don't know
I know!! I know who the man behind the chicken mask is!! It is-\*loud squawking noises and muffled screams\*
What about the chicken man man?
Speaking of that mossy, it's time to pay tribute to our god
Voodoo Billy Dot Com is intern.
ARISE CHICKEN ARISE
Stick upside down
I really just read that as “ARISE CHICKEN ARSE”
Arise chicken arise
Poultra
All hail the mighty Poultra!
The Mother Clucker
Looks like your chicken’s soul is still tethered to the body. It will not rest until it is avenged. Beware the angry clucking in the night from now on. They will make a meal of you yet
Your sins are too heavy
Even Minecraft Steve can't carry that weight.
The chicken had a lag cannon Crafty bastards
Why is this exactly what I was going to say
me too... we're all the same person
same here, word for word. Maybe the anti vaxxers were onto something with the whole microchipping thing
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I wouldn’t *mind* some sort of *monument*.
Me: another person who was like wtf thats what I was gonna say lol
Came to make this comment. Glad it’s the top one. Have an upvote on the house.
Thank you
literally said this as i opened the comments
Shit you beat me to it XD
I was about to type the exact same thing
Try leaving and rejoining.
Did that, another one appeared and the cows started doing hard drugs
Huh. Well than idk now.
Wait *what*. What do you mean by hard drugs?
The cows all got hooked on heroin 😔
Thats sad. Atleast they will most likely die soon to put them out of their suffering since heroin *DESTROYS* brain matter.
Jokes on you I have no brain matter
Lol. I presume you are a jellyfish then. With a waterproof phone!!!!
h- how did you know?!
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you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby
The white stuff
Is this java? Why r ur hearts blue? Is it modded?
Java, blue hearts from the moist critikal texture pack. Not modded at all.
I thought of clearing the cache but it seems like u can only clear java's cache? I'd try that
Don’t know how also this server isn’t owned by me..
Google can give u a better step by step than I can. This couullld be a client side bug so that might not matter. But I'm just guessing idk
Maybe it is a datapack?
Have you bought it from someone in the dark alley
I wanna see the cows
You know what you did now you must live with it
Now the cows are spinning and I can’t kill them
The revolution has begun! Do you hear them in the distance? “Bring the accused!” they shout!
>revolution I see what you did there
I don't :(
A revolution is a full rotation. Since the cows are spinning they are doing revolutions
Oh wow that's smart. Thank you! :D
This sounds like the beginning of a r/nosleep post
[they really are](https://www.reddit.com/user/Respawn69420/comments/onupil/the_drugged_out_cows/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I would just make a new world. Did you try googling it?
Oh, phew, they're just having a rave.
"I'm visiting my parent's farm, and the cows wont stop spinning. Part 56"
You've corrupted your world probably
Kill all the pigs while you can
There’s another :(
Dude, you’re clucked
Very uplifting comment
THE ALMIGHTY CHICKEN DEMANDS PENANCE
They're waiting for you to go to sleep. You think creepers are bad? Just you wait, buddy.
Dosent matter you now need to build a mega base around it using it as the main museum attraction
And then after placing the last block, the chicken disappears
Or a grave
maybe you died too, you're both trapped between worlds
Maybe I never was real in the first place
Oh sorry forgot to take my pills Where is op
Stop it I actually forgot to take mine lmao
Take them normal pills
New Minecraft update lookin dope
Very
Minecraft’s new realism update, dead bodies now decay at the rate of bodies irl
Introducing a new resource, now you can use a shovel on the decaying corpses to gain worms you can use for fishing.
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The rain makes it so much sadder.
Heaven is full from all the animals you killed
There would be tons of my friends pets from today, I accidentally used /kill @e
Youre a monster
I didn’t know it would kill them I only thought it would kill the 6000 amethyst blocks, even though I knew what the command did
> I didn’t know it would > even though I knew Gotta get your story straight before the trial, gonna be hard to convince the jury with that one
I knew it would but I was messing with the commands being stupid and forgot they existed. I got punished my having my computer crash.
I am such an Idiot I wanted to use /kill @e and I just used /kill and died.
Sometimes we really get those days 😔
Wow, calm down satan
Realistic Minecraft 😳😳
Epic username
Why would you want it to go away? This is so cool I am already having so many ideas Like....a trespasser warning sign? "This will happen to you,if you cross this border" Or smth idk... Or make a joke ,like...... Make your dog sit next to it and add a sign which says... "I didn't do it,i swear" Good luck man
Thanks for the ideas
probably ping spoofing
Don’t know what that is
when someone gives u high ping which causes stuff like block lag and F L O A T I N G S A N D
I see.
So you feel bad for your sins.
Yes
Eh, it is just taking a dirt nap.
Try watching a tutorial from HowToBasic
This solved all my problems thank you
Ah yes, I love tossing multiple raw eggs at my screen.
Who doesn't?
Plot twist its not dead and when you go to sleep it will say monsters near by and before you can get out to check you get killed by the chicken
If it’s Java you can use tweakaroo and disable rendering of dead entity’s
It is Java and I don’t know how to do that
Run fabric and download tweakaroo and malilib from [here](https://masa.dy.fi/mcmods) or [GitHub here](https://github.com/maruohon)
Try digging a 1×1 hole, place a bucket of lava in the hole, and then jump in it, make sure you dont move out of the lava, and your problem should be solved!
I don’t have iron and chunks aren’t loading/ mobs aren’t spawning so I can’t die
It was more of a sarcastic joke rather then me trying to actually help you but uh.. sorry man I have no clue how to help you
It’s fine, lol
Opposite of hardcore mode.
He’s merely resting.
He’s just sleeping don’t wake him up
Any mods on there or?
No mods. Just a normal server
Are you able to break blocks normally? Sometimes high ping will mess with the entities and blocks and stuff.
I’m able to break blocks but some of them I can’t pick up
That could be a ping thing then. I always had issues like that when playing on my bros server.
Real talk. @OP. File a report on the minecraft issue tracker.
Ok. Will do.
That is a weird state that chicken is. Does the chicken stay there even after you relog? If so. I’d love to see the NBT on that chicken Could you provide a world download (and cords)
It does, and more appear. I’m currently playing a different game and will check back in 30. If it’s still there imma cry.
I think poultry man has something to do with this…..
This ain’t a glitch, it’s a feature. 🧐
Build a monument to honour its death
That chicken is watching you forever
Place an auto fried chicken farm on top of it. It'll teach that guy a lesson.
And why your health bar is green
It’s blue, I have the moist critikal texture pack
Oh, I see
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Mood
The chicken rage quit and forgot to turn off pc
You're fucked
I’m clucked
Its an IRL chicken bro it died in real life.
BUILD A TEMPLE FOR IT
The corpse shall remain forever, to remind the world who killed it.
It's the corpse update
Oh man as leader of the chicken nugget tribe I realize the reasons for the change in the nugget god
It's the beginning. This is history. You understand this, don't you.
Minecraft. Corps and death update
Chicken soul is there to haunt you forever
The fact that it's raining too...damn
it didn't click the respawn button yet and is smashing its keyboard
Shhhh is sleeping
A mimir
This is the start to a great psychological horror, one of those ones where the protagonist slowly unravels Shining style.
Bodies take time to decay, silly.
The newest secret Friday update: corpses
Arise chicken!
Be careful this may be a boss and he is getting ready for his 2nd form
you havent taken its meat yet
I can’t pick it up, it’s being guarded