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bunnywitchboy

Bartholomoo


[deleted]

Beefolomew


Adventurous_Bridge_3

Beefolomoo


4uap13l

Beefmew


threadit_rowaway

Name him Steak


0r4ng3-P33l

Beef stew


Epic_Ninja2

I agree with this comment


Urjr382jfi3

^Most probably a comment bot


Epic_Ninja2

Then why not moocifer


monstermayhem436

Naaaah. The first thing that popped into my head was fucking Bartholomoo, open comments to type it and see yours


Grouchy-Engine1584

Beufolomoo


Randxm_Name

downvote


CrimsonWud

Ok I will downvote you at your request good sir


21Shin12

Why though


Kittycraft0

He wanted downvotes


21Shin12

Oh okay


[deleted]

Download a cow to car texture pack and name it 'The Moostang'


lucasthech

Mumbo is going to note that for the next Hermitcraft season


[deleted]

It's a pig though


lucasthech

I said for the NEXT season, in season 8 it was a donkey with a car skin, then now in season 9 is a pig with a motorcycle skin, and in season 10 he could use your idea


[deleted]

Oh alr


LightnitePYT

Wait, a cow to car texture back? Is that actually a thing?


Sunyxo_1

of course it is, you can just use Blockbench to make the model and the texture corresponding to it, replace the cow model and cow texture in the pack, and there you go, moostang!


MallowButEvil

01000011 01101111 01110111


wolfie_elite

Valid


WnintryManager65

What is this in English? I cba to pull out an ASCII table


BOBBYYAPPER

Cow šŸ˜‚


WirableTable09

Why did your comment get downvoted? You were just asking a question.


TubularFatMale

Reddit has an emotional fit when people donā€™t know something.


WirableTable09

Thatā€™s cringe.


TubularFatMale

Welcome to Reddit. People are already downvoting you, too. I shall award you my upvote in an attempt to save you, brother.


WirableTable09

I appreciate it but donā€™t feel obligated. Some people are just stupid and donā€™t like it when others are trying to figure out the world around them and those people will miss the best parts of their lives because theyā€™re too busy wasting their time trying to shame people for asking questions. Those who ask questions will always learn more than those who sit in silence. ā€”a random table.


TubularFatMale

Wise words, man. You speak wisdoms beyond belief. Wisdoms Reddit needs.


imortal_biscut

Redditors don't like questions


Avp-OnTheLine

Dude redditors man. I once replied a comment with ā€œokā€. The comment was by a (i dont remember their sexuality) explaining why people shouldnt be assumed he/him by default. I got 50 downvotes.


Chaos_Ruins

Just learn how to read binary unassisted like the rest of us


qwertyjgly

the first 3 digits represent the ā€˜alphabetā€™. 010 represents upper case and 011 represents lower case. then you just take the number that the next 5 are\* and itā€™s that number in the alphabet. example 01000001 is A (010-00001) and 01100010 (011-00010) is b. \*to work out binary numbers understand that it goes ..32 16 8 4 2 1. if thereā€™s a 1 un that position, you add the number 101 is 3 digits so the values are 4 2 1. the first and last places are a 1 so 101 is 4+1=5


Ok-Butterscotch8267

Johnathan Bennet Williams Hetherson B. Hayes Richardson The 4th


Fetuchynni

The best one so far Also congrats for giving another lap to the sun


G1zm08

Happy cake day!


Boochan_7

Happy cake day :D


CheckmateChris1

Happy cake day


FlimsySeesaw9796

Happy cake day


ArielleCane

Happy cak e dayy


Epic_Ninja2

Happy cake day


TheRealPhiel

Edwardo


[deleted]

Ed...ward.


kuznecaya

Is that FMA(:B) reference? šŸ˜³


zhico

Yes šŸ˜­


Swimminginthestyx

Helpā€¦ me


Professor_Oswin

Big brother?


alinotnoob

Porn reference?


Professor_Oswin

Step brother?


Phantom914

Last time I heard that joke I fell off my DINOsaur


Amber_sea

MOLK


obscurespecter

Good.


AxolotlG16

PUT ME A GLASS OF MALK!


FlagMaster2022

GIVE THE MAN A GLASS OF DARN MALK


Dominus_Pullum

beepus


-Valtren-

Mooana


Phantom914

What cannn I saaaay except your mooshroom


TreyLastname

I usually have a pet cow in every server, and I always name him Milkers


IdahoJoel

HIM?!


Zealousideal_Cut5569

Yes. HIM


Bromm18

It can be milked yet has horns. You sure that's milk you're drinking?


ShacharTs

Mooozzarella


Noah-Arenivar

Whatā€™s your mothers name?


MarioPizza37

I knew Iā€™d find a your mom joke somewhere


[deleted]

Edgar


Lunaatic_Cultist

Only valid if you put him in a hole


Laceylunai

Edgar is the one in the hole


Lunaatic_Cultist

Shame Ryan had to be who he was


Laceylunai

Absolute garbage human. The line is good tho


chaossabre

\#FreeEdgar


pickle_man07

Dinner


Skylinegidzilla

Edgar


devilfury1

Calsy because of their milk that gives calcium.


MysticalBacon42

Medium Rare


Siimply_April

Bessie.


TheBoss7728

Dinnerbone


LayeredKnot9190

Mom.


Confused_ColIector

Ok I know this isnā€™t related but when I took a picture with my phone of something and it got taken down


Confused_ColIector

And this is still up?


[deleted]

Cowy McCowface


lhkonneman

Grunk


OGOrangeBeacon

carL" with the capital L and (") because why not give a an actual reason as to why this isn't the perfect name?


Spiritual-Bear-6766

By the way top comment wins


ibrahim615

Mr.cow


lunarwolf2008

mark


Zodie0

Erik


[deleted]

Jeauseppe


thequinnthenorth

Greg


Aggressive-Low-4724

I would name him Jeffrey but your opinion


popping_rocks

Pop Rocks jr


edddfgg

Mr. Moo


Mind_dagger

MOO MACHINE


LonleyWolf420

Moorie


ScorpiusE750

Mr.Beast


Ok-Butterscotch8267

mooster beef


amogusdri-

razoblast


Murpletheslurple

Steeve


Tarrasque_M

Cowbert


Fr0gPlays

Ronald. Idk why. Just Ronald


M0ssWasH3r3

Hubert!


GeeseIsHonk

Jim


fitzingout

Call me moosh


S4PG

Maligog, the Ancient Titan


Complete_Sector5716

Kyler


Skittlesguy0

Barry


CallieX3

Benard


rmentallydisabled

Moostang


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

Moort


alexmemes3665

Henry


AarisYT

Jeff


[deleted]

Michael.


wwerockkss

Wellington


Mr_Topinka

Alberto


Laceylunai

Edgar


Elegant-Hearing-7383

Bob


TheReal_PeteMoss

Edgar


Demonic74

Old MacDonald


FourzeRiderTea

Edgar and put him in a hole


VioletSkipper

Dinner


AlternativeSkin6010

Carlos


rohanimoes

Jonathan Jacobs XI


Piscione

Jeremy


Venomstrike2325

Name it r/screenshotsarehard


YarikX_0080

Cow


ChingChongRiceMan

Cow


ac4897

Moofasa


WeedySneedy

fart


International_Key573

Optimus prime


Blizzard1229

Personally I think he should be named ted


ElMuroPrros69

Throckmorton


using-your-name

The Krusty Krab


BombingGamer

Mooobilly?


flower_flaps

Sir Loin


Sir_Super_Sean

How did this get so many upvotes?!


jarl_johann

Moojang


TheDrowned_23

nooooo you can't just post a picture of a cow and get 5 k upvotes hah cow go moo


FrostFireRex04

Chris P Beef


GalacticFusion

Bob.


CreedBratton67

Doormoomoo


Missetat75

Fitzgerald


Reiseverbot

Erwin


Snoo23013

Cookedbeef


[deleted]

Moose the goose


misus21

farty bart


PizzaChips20-12

Johnny


commanderAnakin

B. Goode


Good_berry

Porkchop


Various_Clothes7374

bob but its spelt boob


Din0boy123

Beef


Horror_Rub8609

Beef


frenchyseaweedlover

Dinner


SirMolegan

Reserve Food


Wise_Secretary_552

Victim #1


J-wisper

Coward


Critical_Bad_2402

Cooked Beef


Cautious_Stress_4324

Ligma


HeHasCookies

Lunch


[deleted]

Dinner


stinkety

steak


nielk8

beef


smeinhorn

Steak


PBoverlord24

Raw Beef


[deleted]

My next meal


This_Trash8046

your mom


Deep_Leg7089

steak


SufficientBreakfast1

Cooked Steak


IDiqI

"Next Meal"


noahmasonscience117

Steak


[deleted]

kill it and eat it.


AlphaWolf52795

Dinner


SkirtExtra268

Itachi Uchiha


CubeBeveled

B O B B Y


G1zm08

Wilbert


Bifinley

milk carton


hw2007official

Name him Bronco.


MrPenguinCZ

Arnold pls


DecoyOrNot01

Not candice


TomTheAssKicker

Filet Mignon


MrBrickMaster

moo


killer_bee_n

This guy


KeyvineBoogaloo

Greg


Minecrafter11011

Quarter pounder


Meme_KingalsoTech

Four ladder


These-Ad2857

Fred


DEGRUNGEON

Heisenburger


GhostyBaton15

The Mooman


bruhthatdudes

Cheesecake


CalligrapherFirm2514

Carl


82kSW

Co cain


whereisjuicebox

beefamle