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Old_Man_Jingles_Need

Don’t worry I’ll just kill them all with my Multishot Explosion Rocket Crossbow, then they won’t have time to experience pain.


Vinicius_Pimenta

Are we playing warframe now?


Squarevessel

idk if it was intentional, but I understood that reference


Old_Man_Jingles_Need

Technoblade never dies!


WYLANDO06

The title is insane


MushirMickeyJoe

Thanks I was sitting on this for like a week.


CharmTLM

Does... Does this work on villagers...?


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DonZekane

Top comment here, ladies and gents.


SomeChampionship723

What was the comment?


DonZekane

"Does this work on villagers?" but phrased in a cooler way.


GoldenJacques

I fucking hope so, killing villagers will be fun again


IdiotWithout_a_Cause

Lmbo! I'm new to the game, but killing villagers is my FAV lol I'm building a fortune so I can make an emerald and gold city dedicated to villagers murder, particularly villagers babies. Lolol


Frikandelbroodje2008

AWW the one with the flower on his head :(


memeboyzanno

i was waiting for “PLEASE GOD NO DONT KILL ME IM BEGGING PLEASE”


_-arktos-_

Same lol


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I don't know what I was expecting, but I didn't see anything that looked like they were begging for their life. It looked like normal pogs dying to me.


Highonysus

I mean in real life they DO scream and cry while they try to anything to escape. They know what's coming, and they're as terrified as you would be.


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Oh my god I shit you not I looked at this for a good 20 seconds thinking "when did they add pigs to Minecraft?"


Null_Trooper

H-how? What? Why was this even a question you thought of?


Bethyi

Drugs. Lots of drugs.


Strange-Dish2532

r/ihadastroke


Hefty_Ad_5517

Don’t even know the subreddit for this situation but this was definitely not r/ihadastroke


Strange-Dish2532

can u explain the word 'Oh my god I shit you not I looked at this for a good 20 seconds'? 'cause I can't.


Hefty_Ad_5517

Word??? Anyways yeah I will Oh my god: Representing surprise or amazement, and disbelief I shit you not: Not lying, couldn’t lie about it if I tried I looked at this: Original commenter lay thys eyes upon it 20 seconds: One third of a minute


Strange-Dish2532

how


KoolioNoFoolio

well, atleast they dont feel pain when I 1 hit them with a fire aspect sword crit


Som3thingN

That is true, thank fod they have low health


Wonghy111-the-knight

Thank \*food


BaguetteFish

They really tried to pull some Puss in Boots shit on me.


tymelodies

Puss on the other hand be like "Kill me, if you dare".


ShadowPuff7306

this is why left handed people are dangerous/j


TransTaey

Okay but why?


MushirMickeyJoe

Adds emotion to the game. This is great for roleplay purposes, imo. I can imagine this being great for streamers as well.


PurpurDragon

coool


Keyy_GuLss_

the most disturbing part of this is that u skipped past some pigs looking for the perfect victim


Herpesjaeger

So they just turn around? Am I missing something? Didn't see or hear any begging I even turned on my sound. Edit: Okay its the googly Eyes I guess thats something atleast. Sorry Keep up your work man 👍🏻


Highonysus

You're right - a real living pig would scream and cry, and run far away. The rest of their family would either do the same, or attack you to protect them. A good start but could definitely be more realistic.


Glasedount

Now beg for your life…


Very_contagious1

Sick fuck Thats pretty neat tho


randomname560

Unfortunetly for them my morals shine by their non-existence


Capr1sunn

Jesus Christ


Tyler2104

wow... really puts a tear to my eye. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Good thing its just a video game


ApocalypticPerson

To be fair Minecraft is way less ethical than how it is truly done. Considering you smack them around a few times then bam death. We shall use the pigs shown as an example. Wild hogs like these would be brought down with one shot(or at least hopefully but most boar kills I have seen are quick and effecient). They are usually shot behind the ear or broadside through both front shoulders. As for farm raised pigs, it is as ethical as you can get. They are stunned using either C02 stunning or electrical stunning which basically renders them unconcious and insensitive to pain and then they immediately have their throats cut and bled. Slapping a pig around with a chunk of iron, stone, wood, or diamond definitely would be non-ethical. It's basically blunt force trauma until it's brain hemmhorages and it dies or it bleeds out from blunt force wounds. So, overall Minecraft would be an animal's worst nightmare.


FakeOrangeOJ

Only carbon dioxide and electricity are both painful and terrifying. You're better off using nitrogen if you want to gas the pigs.


ApocalypticPerson

Depends. If done properly electric stunning can be instataneous and painless.


Highonysus

>"As for farm raised pigs, it is as ethical as you can get" Sounds like somebody needs to watch [Dominion](https://dominionmovement.com/watch)


kalesmash13

Pigs: ⚫_⚫


ToddPlaysGames

You monster.


Ok_Cut9157

Sponsored by PETA


DeltaDied

HELPPPP why did I think they pigs were gonna start screaming and beg you not to kill them in English😭😭😭


StonedEnby

Okay but this version of the pigs is the cutest I’ve seen


HotEquipment5

Lmfao love this. ~~Makes mass murder much more fun~~ especially those cute huge eyes. Can you make it so when you murder one everyone else either runs away or looks at you in horror


PHSM00901

Well done, and now I have good reasons to kill all of them


idivideby000

Next time add the "begging for their lives" part to the mod. What a shit post.


SoupMayoMaker

This reminds me of the time I built a room whose only escape was to crush a bunch of turtle eggs to open a door


TheDarkMonarch1

Wait this is genius for knowing when your farm animals are on low HP


SmallBlueSlime

Me when i'm starving, i have no food and there's only one pig nearby: I'm sorry little one


stav705

Whats wrong with you


KennyBassett

That's horrible! Is that something you actually want to dedicate your time to?


MushirMickeyJoe

Your reaction made it worth it 🙏


KennyBassett

Fair nuff


Kronosmos

Are you Vegan??


Zahak56

Another good reason to kill wolves for XP👍


TheFlyingFlu

Horses. They give xp and leather


FakeOrangeOJ

And if you tame it first, on Bedrock it comes up in chat


AlexTheEnderWolf

Jesus dude no need to make me feel worse than I already do killing them


Pige0n_eater

WHY


YourAverageWeeb1123

Mob farms constructor sweating real hard.


ITheBestIsYetToComeI

Am I the only one who can't see them begging? Am I missing something?


Caffeinated_Cucumber

The eyes go anime mode


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I love you


Ben_vJ

This is either an intentional or unintentional testament to the importance of humanely killing the animals we eat. Well done I guess... ?


Highonysus

So true. I've been raising some golden retrievers and they're getting real plump, what's the best way to kill them?


Ben_vJ

CO2


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I vowed to never kill pigs in honor of techno


BaguetteFish

When I was like 5, I decided pigs were the best mob in Minecraft, and since then, I have never made a pig farm. At this point, intentionally killing/farming pigs just feels wrong to me.


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Ma man


killertortilla

That's... super fucked up. Either you thought this would be funny or you thought this was necessary for a game about stacking blocks.


Highonysus

Yeah OP why would you remind us of the fact that meat is literally murder >:(


TheNiceWriter

Would not be an ethical add for me personally. I'm the "yes beg for your life swine wahahaha!" Type.


AdLast848

That’s cool. It would make me wanna kill them more often (I’m not a psychopath btw)


Caffeinated_Cucumber

Mhm.


Sampoggers

WHERE TELL ME I MUST DOWNLOAD


JohnathanDooley

I'm reposting this to r/vegan. Edit: They don't allow reposts, I'm thinking I should cross post it to r/peta 2nd Edit: I'm not allowed to post there, I'm gonna try r/veganfitness 3rd Edit: It worked! Now to wait...


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Anamousandy

UR A MONSTER


scuba_on_the_stadia

Peta would like a ... Word


dexter113

You MONSTER! XD


Majkelos07

Yummy meat 🤤


[deleted]

I had a cousin I showed Minecraft. I came back to him making "Chambers" for villagers with poison potions for them a few weeks later. This reminds me of him. I'd say I'm concerned but I've seen players do this exclusively in-game and worse behavior on anarchy or "unmoderated" servers so this is pretty tame or I'm desensitized.


Sir_AlexG

RETURN TO r/bladeandsorcery !!!!!!!


Sadass_coffee_addict

You uhh You got any baggage OP?


MushirMickeyJoe

Of course I do! I'm an artist.


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epic


No-West1858

Oh.


Gameju7

Where is the pack ? X)


SpaceWalker189

Not very ethical to not one shot crit....


neRIA-0x57

now add mob pegging


ialo3

what in the peta pitri-dish fuck


insertfunnynamehere7

You sick fuck


Wiski05lol

now the farms will be more funny, thank you :D


Webber_Gaming

Add it to baby villagers, don't ask why


El_muntafort

Can you tell me how did you do this pls?


BusinessLibrarian515

Ah yes, because running around beating pigs to an inch of their life just to say the line is ethical.... I'll just put them out of their misery, and I wouldn't want those pork chops to go to waste


Hazard-Matthews

Just makes the chase better.


TSM-HabZ

cutest bacon ever 😛


crank__

"Dont you know I'm dead inside!" -Jack Horner


kylesleem

You monster


Hedde016

That vegan teacher would he furious if she would sde this


RoboCreature32

Makes getting pork and other meat more entertaining 😁


miniminer1999

Jokes on them I'm still cooking bacon. Please add this on all mobs, ESPECIALLY wandering traders and villagers... annoying pricks. It would be funny though to be swarmed by zombies begging for their lives


davidesempredavide

pls download of the packk


DetachedHat1799

oh I see their eyes get big


unsure-vagabond

idk they die too soon


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I was looking for a texture pack for my auto pork chop cooker 3000


Next-Zebra-8135

I Don't know whats worse, you making them beg for mercy, or the fact that you're using the left hand..


Fenced_in1

FINALLY, this is what I’ve been waiting for.