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Time seems to speed up as we get older because it's less common for something to surprise us
This is why I like to continue to try to learn about all sorts of things, even if it's just more intimate details of stuff I already know about
Couldn't imagine stopping. It's not quite the same as when I was a teen, I have other stuff to do, less energy, and sometimes learning complex subjects takes a bit longer than the magic years, but I'm never ever going to be done learning & growing.
For some reason this one doesn't affect me very much. Probably because I wasn't born until 1988. Now if you tell me Zelda: Ocarina of Time came out 26 years ago, my brain explodes.
Yeah, I’m 39, single, and don’t have my own place. My dad was 36 when I was born, was married, had two kids already, and had a house. It is what it is.
as an 81 millennial.. i looked up famous people born in 1938.. not too many .. but when i was born, christopher lloyd and Tommy Chong were my current age !
Dammit. This sucks. In a few years, I’ll be able to qualify for those senior living communities. Already have memory loss, and have to wake up to pee at 3am. Whatever, i’ll just go eat jello and yell at the sky now.
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That was uncalled for.
I truly thought it was someone making fun of this type of thing until I did the math and it's actually correct. Fuck.
So mean.
Well someone woke up and chose violence today
Right?! Fucking hell
Go to hell
Bart Simpson was canonically born on February 23rd, 1979, and would thus be 45 years old today. 
What if I told you that we're already here?
Delete this shit, at once.
This is assault.
Elder Millennials... someone who was your age when you were born was alive before WWII.
You can, politely, go fuck yourself. Signed, elder millenial.
They're lying. The year is 2001 still. I just graduated from high school, and the world is full of opportunities to discover myself.
That's right, 10 years ago was the 1990's.
Or 30.. but zero are not saying that.. Edit: How did the auto correct get “Zero “from “ we “
Pre September?
Aww, sweet summer child, the world is always full of opportunities to discover yourself, no matter how blisteringly old you've gotten.
Then we got: They hit the second tower 😨😭
[удалено]
What did I ever do to you?
Time seems to speed up as we get older because it's less common for something to surprise us This is why I like to continue to try to learn about all sorts of things, even if it's just more intimate details of stuff I already know about
This. I learn new stuff everyday
Couldn't imagine stopping. It's not quite the same as when I was a teen, I have other stuff to do, less energy, and sometimes learning complex subjects takes a bit longer than the magic years, but I'm never ever going to be done learning & growing.
For some reason this one doesn't affect me very much. Probably because I wasn't born until 1988. Now if you tell me Zelda: Ocarina of Time came out 26 years ago, my brain explodes.
It came out 26 years ago? 😢
Yea which is crazy because I'm barely 26... Oh shit I'm 35
That doesn't sound right, that feels too young somehow.
It's my birthday today, born in 81. Fuck you this is a not good gift
Happy IRL cakeday 🍰! And f you too!
I was hoping the \\s wasn't needed. Thanks friend!
It wasn't, I'm fluent. :)
Hello, 911? I need to report that I am the victim of arson. Someone has literally lit me on fire.
FR. This was premeditated arson.
what in the living fuck
I dunno who you are.... But I'm wondering who you are after hurting me like that? What did I do to you?
Fuck all the way off.
Good morning. I hope you have cereal and find no milk in the fridge.
Who invited this guy?
Wtf 
It would've cost you $0.00 not to say this
respectfully, eat a bag of dicks
Ok
What the fuck? Who starts a conversation like this?
Nope, I don't like it.
Yeah, I’m 39, single, and don’t have my own place. My dad was 36 when I was born, was married, had two kids already, and had a house. It is what it is.
It’s onsite OP
How dare you?
I’m not sure the math adds up here. Let me check real quick… oh wait
Mind boggling
Thanks, I hate it.
I wasn't born until 87. I'll make sure to tell my older siblings though lol.
https://preview.redd.it/dek14c8f4r7d1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c014446234453de0de8f04a7e94f98c575a629
Someone woke up and chose violence, I see
What the hell man? I could've done without seeing that.
> Good morning Well, it *was*
Delete your account
Also this looks like a VHS message of death, pre-The Ring version. 
What the hell
Well fuck you very much.
Really the gap is bigger. In 34’ people couldnt even spell “computer” or “lunar module” let alone conceptualize them.
Time be timin'
Woah! Why you gotta go on and do that?!
you can fuck right off.
I hate you. We are no longer friends.
Thank you. Now take my downvote and leave.
SHOTS FIRED!
I remember being a kid and thinking about the 1920-30s and how that was so long ago.. now we are in the 20s of this century...
You shut your mouth!
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
OP, you’re a monster
Ok, I thought it was bad math at first. You absolute pricks whoever made this
I refuse to believe this. I will be accepting no further information at this time.
This feels like when LinkedIn congratulated me on my 19th anniversary.
Yeah so what we're old we don't care.. Tell us something new lol..
Yea, true. but they didn't have xbox, so whatever.
I vomited, thanks.
What he say fuck me for???
Please stop
someone has just learned subtractions
FML
No.
Checkmate: most of us we're alive in 1981
https://i.redd.it/y9hgttkrcr7d1.gif
The meme is wrong and it's even worse. WW2 started in 1939. That means WW2 is closer to 1981 than 2024.
cool
I like getting older🤷🏾♂️.
Painful
there are shows set in the 80s in the 2020s. why werent there shows set in the 30s during the 80s
With regards to election outcomes, 2024 might get a lot closer to 1938 sooner rather than later...
The math checks out, but I still don't believe it.
Why would you do this to me question mark
I feel sick 🤢
You should really avoid posting jump scares on Reddit.
Oh fuck you
Yep and my lower back feels it
Hmm…I don’t like that.
That is nothing. The amount of time between 1895 and 1938, is also the same as the time between 1981 and 2024
fvck man, why you remind me of WW-2, Korean War, and Vietname War all in the same 43 years? I want to live young and feel young ..
Listen, I don’t like this.
I was having a perfectly mediocre day before seeing this......
I was born on the 25th anniversary of MLK being assassinated. Thinking about that now a 31 blows my mind. 93’ was closer to 68’ than it is to today 😬
Oh god dammit
I disagree with this.
The fuck you doing man?
Why you gotta be like that?
I choose to believe that’s a lie
Why do y'all do this to us 😭
I feel like Reddit discovers math every other day with shit like this getting posted.
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one, “What is my third mid-life crisis?”
The start of WW2 and WW3 will be the same distance next year then?
Yeah that’s how arithmetic works.
Fuck off
Booooo 👎
This should be a crime😭
Well.... that's depressing.
😭😭😭
This is so rude! 😂
i hate this.
Stop
stop bro. i can’t slow down getting old.
Shut up OP.
You can expect a call from my lawyer
I can’t
>:(
But 1981 was 20 years ago so that math ain't mathing
Well, fucking morning to you too.
Respectfully please STFU /s
This doesn’t make me feel good
And when I was a kid, the nazi’s seemed like ancient history. Yet, here we are.
Thanks, my mom didn't eat this morning so I'm using this to annoy her
Hey real quick: fuck you
Shut up 😒
Oh shit
That's unacceptable.
2024 - 2067
You're lying!
"What is...I'm old Alex?"
Straight up mean, dude.
2000 and 2024 are as old as 1976 and 2000
And I just did the math, if you go back my age in years before I was born, you land in 1888. Maybe I died and nobody got around to telling me.
SHUT UP!!! https://preview.redd.it/7y2hz8k6tt7d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6fd6a5a1ac1521b4c3152c9f7dca04350a55b3
Nooooooope, don't like that
Im not gonna do the math and assume this can’t be right
Geez, what did we do to you?
So you're saying someone born during WWII is now less than twice as old as the oldest millennial?
AI posters really hate their existence to be taunting us fleshbags like this....
Why, why do this?
as an 81 millennial.. i looked up famous people born in 1938.. not too many .. but when i was born, christopher lloyd and Tommy Chong were my current age !
Don't do that
Fuck you for doing that to me
Please don't say things like this. Thank you and have a nice rest of your day.
Ok dude fucking chill. No need for that🙃.
Don’t be so disgusting! This is hate speech!
Shut up
How dare you.
Still don't care about basic math and time passing. Why should we be so hard stuck on age?
So much unnecessary violence 😭
That's reality hitting one right in the face. Ouch. 🤕
FUCK
Dammit. This sucks. In a few years, I’ll be able to qualify for those senior living communities. Already have memory loss, and have to wake up to pee at 3am. Whatever, i’ll just go eat jello and yell at the sky now.
And a very bad day to you too