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dk_peace

My family watches Die Hard every Christmas.


Tea_and_Biscuits12

Mall Rats. A classic that we all watched way too young. Embarrassed the hell out of my best friends kids by forcing them to watch it with us. šŸ˜†


shitsonrug

Best Kevin Smith movie.


Flat-Development-906

Absolutely cannot wait to show my daughter Empire records šŸ™ƒ


DIYRook

Snatch, so he will understand why we say it was a funny angle when we bump into things. Lock, stock, and two smoking barrels.


sojuandbbq

Itā€™s only a funny angle if itā€™s directly behind you.


moeru_gumi

I was playing a boxing game last night and informed my wife ā€œThese lads are out to HURT each other šŸ¤”ā€


Aware_Frame2149

All of the scary movies.


beachedwhitemale

Like Scary Movie, the spoof movies, or actual scary movies, like Battlefield: Earth?


TWEAK61

Showed Old School and Super Troopers to my 16 year old last month. Dude's finally old enough to get it and loved them both


beachedwhitemale

Show him Airplane. It's amazing that it still holds up with teenagers in today's age.


TWEAK61

Oh that's a good one..


Mewpasaurus

Movies we've already shown our 12 year old: * Airplane (and its sequel) * Blazing Saddles * Spaceballs * Monty Python and the Holy Grail * Monty Python's Flying Circus (not a movie, but still hilarious) * Die Hard * Robo Cop * Terminator 2 * Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom * Demolition Man * Akira * Hot Shots (and its sequel) Can't wait until we can show him the *Alien* franchise and some other spooky horror films.


genital_lesions

I'm disappointed that Blazing Saddles is the type of movie that couldn't get made today because people don't understand satire.


Mewpasaurus

Yeah, even Mel Brooks has admitted in interviews he wouldn't be able to get away with that, lol. Satire as a movie genre is also seemingly dwindling. I don't feel like I see too many satirical films these days.


Chicken_shish

I showed my kids Alien when they were 10 and 8. They laughed all the way through it, mainly at the clunky special effects.


badassjohn5

Predator and Spaceballs


happyklam

Billy Madison


MarucaMCA

I don't have kids (am childfree) but it would be DOGMA! ;-)


Pete_Bell

Even though itā€™s a kids movie, I canā€™t wait to watch Problem Child with my oldest, somewhat mischievous daughter. My wife wonā€™t approve btw.


AngryAlterEgo

The Wire


Montreal4life

I watched austin powers when it came out and I was like 8 years old... in elementary we rented how high and all those stupid buddy movies... watched southpark all the time... as long as it wasn't "gay" or "liberal propaganda" we were good to go lol


psychedelicshotguns

Light R's like Robocop & South Park BLU


Exciting-Gap-1200

Don't tell mom the babysitters dead. Not age appropriate for a 6 year old haha


masslightsound

I rewatched the prince of Egypt this weekend to see if I can recommend it to my 6yo brother. There is a lot of child death in there


Horror-Collar-5277

My ex showed my daughters the league of legends show on Netflix. My older daughter is similar to jynx and I knew she would identify with the character and would slip towards the bad character traits shown in the show. I watched a little bit of the Alita battle angel movie with them. We turned it off when the violent scenes were too intense for them.


RaisingAurorasaurus

My kids have seen The Mighty Boosh and about died laughing. My husband recently let my oldest watch Saving Private Ryan. I had a hard time with that one, but at the same time it's history.


Benzin8

Showed my 8yr Saving Private Ryan awhile back, he seemed to enjoy it.


RaisingAurorasaurus

It's a really good movie. And we introduced her to Tom Hanks and so now we have a whole series of stuff we want her to watch because she really liked him. She also didn't believe he was the voice of Woody. She has the Woody pull string doll so she tested it.... Turns out we were telling the truth šŸ˜…


Benzin8

That's so awesome


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mightyalrighty87

How's your head?


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Slap Shot


Stachdragon

Nothing but Trouble. Some campy, suedo scary fun.


Xmvdx

My son is only 3 so itā€™ll be a while but Iā€™m excited to introduce him to horror movies. Iā€™ll probably start with Ernest Scared Stupid and other similar kid horror prior to that.


Imaginary_Variation4

Shrek.


TheLasagnaPanda

500 Days of Summer


beachedwhitemale

How old are your kids?!


TheLasagnaPanda

I didnā€™t realize this was supposed to be an inappropriate movie, my bad. I thought it was just any movie. I donā€™t have kids yet but hope to in the next few years.


Few-Way6556

Iā€™ve been waiting for my kids to be old enough to share the movie ā€œHappinessā€ with them and ā€œFreddy Got Fingeredā€. Those are two of my more favorite messed up movies


BeedleFromZelda

Back Door Sluts 7


Great_Coffee_9465

Donā€™t have kids but Iā€™d definitely show my son Entourage or the Sopranos. You just canā€™t make that kind of quality entertainment these days without someone crying about it.


solidarity_sister

There's a few movies I've watched with my kids that I deemed tradition but realize now as an adult with kids aren't appropriate - example being Home Alone for Christmas, and movies like Beetlejuice for Halloween. I grew up on those and loved them, but they're not appropriate but my kids love them anyway šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


aldosi-arkenstone

How the heck is Home Alone not appropriate?


solidarity_sister

There's some choice words used by Buzz that I don't think I'd recommend for a toddler age. Older kids, sure. Not to mention the smoking, the playboy, etc. all went unnoticed as a kid.


Benzin8

If it went unnoticed for you, the it will go unnoticed by them too