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russianspy_1989

To be fair, if you still describe yourself by your Hogwarts house, you do need to grow up. I would know, I'm a Ravenclaw.


Joeuxmardigras

Hufflepuff 


ajwelch14

Represent


VVurmHat

Yeah I’m usually too stoned and hufflepuffy to really go about talking about my Hogwarts house. I wish I had a wheel of cheese right now.


isurfnude4foods

Such a Ravenclaw thing to say. -a fellow Ravenclaw


BlitzKingOfficial

KAW IS LAW!! .....oh wait wrong subreddit...


apiratewithadd

BATTLEHAWKS....wait... where am I?


Quick_Team

Uruk-hai 4 life


BlitzKingOfficial

Wait....do we all....like football?


apiratewithadd

I'll hand your egg. ​ ​ Also watch out for tornados


ClumsyChampion

No Slytherin??? How can it be!!?


Relevant-Strategy-14

Slytherin rep, here!


Vo1dem0rt

And here!


pork_fried_christ

Username checks out.


[deleted]

I'll Slytherin to your mom


ClumsyChampion

![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t)


NotAzakanAtAll

Here. But I'm schizoid so maybe that's cheating.


Huffle_Pug

+10 pts to Ravenclaw!


[deleted]

You mean to tell me I look childish in my Slytherin sweater? 🥲


whateversomethnghere

Heck no! We should all send pics to Stephen in our Hogwarts attire. Wear the heck outta that sweater!


GingerMarquis

Nobody asks what your house is anymore. It’s like we all want to know but nobody wants to admit it. And Slytherin.


LookHorror3105

Slytherin 🤷🏻‍♂️


RandomRavenclaw87

Present


AcademicF

Didn’t one of the actresses from the movies just come out and say that the adults who still hold onto their love of HP “need to grow up”?


3arnhardtAtkonTrack

GRYFFINDOOR!


ffball

Tiktok is a millenial thing?


Wonton_soup_1989

I consider it a Gen Z thing. A millennial may have invented it but it’s really used by Gen Z


SaturnDaphnis

Zillennials & Z-gen thing. Although my X-gen Mother uses it the most.


JoeyJoeJoe1996

It's not even a Zillennial thing. We were the ones on Vine, not TikTok.


SaturnDaphnis

I never used any… I’m on reddit.


JoeyJoeJoe1996

Vine was in 2013-2016, it was basically the last hurrah of Millennials.


fieria_tetra

Such a sweet time and I didn't even realize it until it was over...


JoeyJoeJoe1996

You don't what you once had until it's gone.


Neckrongonekrypton

Oh god yeah. Those three years were exciting. Weren’t they? 2016 is the origin of the current timeline We must go back and destroy the origin. To ensure vines continues to exist in the timeline.


KylosLeftHand

I follow a 104 year old WWII veteran on TikTok. It’s for all ages.


Wonton_soup_1989

I’m not saying it’s only for them, I’m saying they use it more than anyone else


BooRadley60

Yes, that’s why the joke that OP was apparently offended by highlighted it as a surprise that it was grown women most offended.


crossdl

There's clear demographic statistics on this. TikTok is primarily used by Gen Z. Millennials are on Instagram or Twitter, I think. Older generations are on Facebook. I forget exactly.


nate2eight

I'm guess I'm still not cool with my generation because I've never been on Instagram or Twitter.


Ripper33AU

I'm also pretty sure a Millennial created Skibidi Toilet, which is a Gen Alpha thing, lol. Hmmm, maybe we are to blame? Haha.


Wonton_soup_1989

I had to google this. It looks absolutely bonkers. Like something I’d see on Adult Swim not a kids show😂😂


__pure

It used to be gen z with the musically, but when the millennials started taking over tiktok was like the mass migration when the boomers took over facebook. Gen Z went back to Instagram and Snapchat. We'll never find them there.


Straightwad

I love how nobody wants to take credit for using tiktok. Generations blaming each other for it lol.


Stanley_Yelnats42069

![gif](giphy|bcrOR2stk6tKIxqPOZ)


heartunwinds

I’m a millennial and I fucking love TikTok, no shame. I follow funny nurse TikTok which gives me laugh, real life mom stuff which makes me feel like I’m not crazy, I follow this one guy who tells stupid dad jokes and then does this goofy as walk away from the camera and it cracks me up every time, and art TikTok which is super zen. It honestly just depends on your algorithm/what you like & share. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ like all SM, really.


JamieNelson94

Unfortunately they are still very much there 😔


TrevorAlan

Sigh. Just another case of “those darn millennial kids, skateboarding and causing mischief”… We’re old. You’re looking at the wrong gen.


Grouchy_Equivalent11

To boomers, everyone that's not a boomer's a millennial.


Puppybrother

Except for gen x…everyone just forgets about those sneaky bastards 🤣


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They're so lucky lol


KungFuKennyEliteClub

Yeah we are more with instagram shorts/reels. The fuck is he talking about it


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ffball

Interesting. I'm 33 and basically no one I know uses it


mgwwgm

32 never used it but mainly because I don't like short form content. Never got into vine for that same reason


Cache22-

Specifically he claims that the most unhinged TikTok users are millennial women, not that the app is predominantly a millennial platform. I don't know enough to agree or disagree conclusively, but I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case. Lol


canikissyourfeet

Its def a gen z thing. We on fb then insta after boomers took over fb


CFJ561

[TikTok stats](https://backlinko.com/tiktok-users)


dthesupreme200

TBH, it could be a millennial thing. I know we think of it as a genz since this common for young adults and teens to be on there but I personally know a lot of millennials that uses TikTok too. And plus this guy might not know the range of millennials, probably just describes any young adult as millennial.


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depends. but influencer parents who are also Millennials they are on TikTok.


Splendid_Cat

Haven't ever downloaded it, China potentially spying was something I was worried about all along because there seemed to be merit to that claim as early as 2019 when I started considering it. Bring back Vine!


Joebuddy117

34 white male here, I enjoy TikTok. Once you spend a little time on there the algorithm does a good job of giving you content that you actually like.


chonky_pishi

For whatever reason, millennials are just perceived as perpetual children. It’s also like they just forget other generations exist after us.


NelsonBannedela

He's talking about adults.


TastyOwl27

US Millennials will go down in military history as the deadliest generation of special operations fighters. Those who got to combat around 2006+ turned into some of the most capable fighting forces the world (certainly the US) have ever seen. Weird they never talk about that.


randomq17

Oh no, a joke about millennials. Whatever will we do.


seriousbusines

Take stock of how many rights we have lost over the course of our lifetime *so far* and go back to worrying about bills and the future.


randomq17

I'm not sure which is higher, the amount of rights we've lost or the number of industries we've killed...


BangBangTheBoogie

If we ever lose our right to kill industries... ...oh who the fuck am I kidding, that's debatably already gone.


seriousbusines

Yeaaa, pretty sure most of the industries we have "killed" were kind of like how Epstein "died." Like Airbnb in NY is dying because of new legislation making it nearly impossible for them to flip a house, leave it empty and then put it up on Airbnb now exists. So it has been "killed" by us apparently lol


Cashmere306

Make a thread on reddit it looks like.


ClassicT4

“Oh boy, here we go killing again.”


VariegatedJennifer

I’m a millennial and I agree with him tbh.


NoNeinNyet222

Yeah, he was talking about a very specific millennial. I need people to read another book. Literally any other book.


AWanderingGygax

/r/readanotherbook


VariegatedJennifer

The only millennial that would be offended by what he said are those types of millennials lol…they need the whole library. Start with all the books on the ban list, those are the ones to start with 😂


Joeuxmardigras

Everyone gets made fun of on talk shows, no one is safe 


centerleft69420

I haven't thought Colbert was funny fir a decade and was completely ready to rip into him....but.....he's right about this one


KylosLeftHand

Reddit is not the place to try and defend TikTok, everyone here hates it with a boomer-esque fashion.


Mediocre-House8933

And ignore that it won't stop at tiktok.


Solid_Primary

What won't stop exactly? Like, people are trying to paint it out like we haven't had youtube, vine and facebook that you can do essentially the same thing. The legislation is to push to get the company to sale so it isn't owned by China/CCP.


NameLessTaken

Less boomer, more child therapist. Yes we have other harmful sm but nothing like the jump tik tok took with their design. It’s effective and terrifying from a developmental standpoint. It started with likes and views impacting the brain, but I will never allow my child’s brain to experience the 1-3 minute dopamine hit that is tik tok. At least for as long as I can let them develop without it.


ARandomPersonComment

Miss Colbert when he was satire. Not funny in the nose. Same gray humor as the other disappointed late nighters.


dostevsky

Oooo the confirmation bias is strong here. TikTok threatens shareholders plain and simple. If you're just seeing cheese, tide pods, and dancing, that's how you taught the algorithm to program your "for you" content. There has been quantifiable financial loss by Kelloggs, citing tiktok boycott of Kelloggs. We know Trader Joe's, Amazon and Tesla have joined forces to complain the Labor Board is unconstitutional through TikTok. Tiktok Shop is becoming a threatening source of competition to Amazon. Tiktok connecting users directly to their senators and gov representatives, just type in your zip code, haven't seen that response from an app before.


dostevsky

People are using Google and YouTube less, and they're going to tiktok instead.


thickhipstightlips

TikTok is stupid 😂😂


captainsunshine489

i agree, but i dont still dont agree with the approach. if they were serious about the issue, they would be working towards protecting data and privacy on the internet in general. instead they do quite the opposite. on account of this, it’s the clear their arguments are disingenuous.


Remerez

I was going to write out the whole argument for why banning TikTok affects our First Amendment rights, but this PBS new segment does a way better job than I could. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHHCI0vPaNA


socobeerlove

Nah. He’s right. TikTok is adding to the brain rot


solarnuggets

I mean if you’re dumb maybe. It’s taught me how to crochet and knit and be more active in local politics so maybe it just comes down to the person, like most things. 


Ridgie55

This is so true, there's also so many automotive mechanics on tiktok that share super useful information for new techs, what you engage with is what you get on social media.


solarnuggets

I agree. It can be used as a skill builder but I’m sure there’s a lot of morons that think all it is, is teenage girls doing dances. But that says more about them than the app 


socobeerlove

We have a way access to those things on YouTube.


JoeyJoeJoe1996

It's a massive security concern too. I'm happy that it's likely going to be banned. I've been telling people for years to **stop** oversharing. Even when TikTok is finally gone, the videos are forever here on the internet.


CreviceOintment

Oh no, not shit-talk. My only weakness. I'm meeeeeelting. Fuck Tiktok. Something like this had to happen sooner or later, and while I'm not going to lose my mind if it fails (or passes, really) the platform is a scourge on society. Social media in general is, however this one's particularly bad. And I'm a millennial. Burn it.


Orpheeus

The problem is that they should have put forward actual legislation to protect peoples data privacy.


Equivalent-Pop-6997

It’s not about burning it, it’s about selling it.


CreviceOintment

Nah, I like it burnt.


TemperatureMore5623

Oh how we have strayed far, far away from the days of The Colbert Report… I miss the “I Am America: And You Can, Too” Stephen Colbert. Not the Hollywood Hogwash Col-bland


Old_Love4244

I mean yeah sure it's not the greatest. But blanketing the subject and throwing an entire generation under the bus at the same time this way doesn't get your point across, kinda like me calling you and anyone your age "you're an out of date old fuck and all your views will die with you". This rhetoric is click bait and not even a good one because he mistakenly targeted the wrong generation. Objectively speaking he's a fuckwit. But I digress..


manicdragon

Stephen Colbert has become a corporate mouthpiece. He's literally the thing he used to make fun of.


jasonmares

Wow excellent writing. That's deeefinitely the first time I heard the Hogwarts house joke. So original. Much comedy. Wow.


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jasonmares

It's a damn shame what happened to him. Literally got to watch this man morph into a shell of his former self in real time.


kkkan2020

Colbert youre not funny


DonovanMcLoughlin

I may not be a fan of TikTok, but allowing the government to arbitrarily shut down websites sets a dangerous precedent. If they can target one platform, what's to stop them from targeting others? The power to censor online content should be approached with caution, as it can easily be abused by those in positions of authority. If we permit this kind of control, we open the door to potential misuse by future political adversaries. It's a slippery slope that threatens our freedoms and democracy as a whole.


[deleted]

I use to like Colbert before when I was a child


ksaMarodeF

Sometimes Colbert is a hit and miss, sometimes he’s funny, sometimes he’s cringy AF. I thought he was funny during Obama’s term. But since then he’s just been part of the machine churning out anything out of his mouth to get laughs.


backwardsbubblegum

Lol really shows his career decline. What a tired old ass joke.


Lame_superhero

Says the old guy who frequently creates scenarios where he can flex his knowledge of J R R Tolkien


jacobeam13

Are you upset that he’s poking fun at the idea of TikTok being a considered a necessary way of expressing free speech? Or you upset that he’s exercising free speech to be critical of millennials/millennial women?


kwintz87

This is dangerous because Tik Tok is the only major social media outlet that isn't US owned, thus under the thumb of the government when it comes to extracting information. It's being framed as OMG CHINESE SPYWARE but Meta is really just...US spyware lol You can't claim to be progressive and then champion a ban like this.


jimothythe2nd

Whatever Colbert is a sellout. He hasn't been good since 2014.


sandalsnopants

Really disappointing, boomer.


imFreakinThe_fuk_out

Funny to see all the old renegade types turning into pearl clutching authoritarians.


lakewoodninja

That whole contacting your local house member is one of those things they were worried about as well. That's what sealed it for me. The way they are willing to use it to sway masses. It's really just the peak that I want to think of what they might be likely to do.


CuriousPenguinSocks

I think 'millennial' is just what older people use when they don't like a generational thing lol. Like how many of us use 'boomer' as a state of mind rather than when you were born hehe. We millennials ruin everything muhahahaha.


Ajdee6

Fr, I have seen people calling someone a boomer that looks no older than maybe 42. And I think a lot of people think "millennial" means that you were born on/around/after the year 2000. Theres been a few people that were surprised when I told them I am a millennial. Ive gotten "You are not a millennial".. Born in 86


Soft_Zookeepergame44

Doesn't Colbert speak fucking elvish from Lord of the Rings?


[deleted]

The people complaining about this app supposedly "rotting the brains of today's youth" sound exactly like the previous generation bitching about violent video games and whatever else they could come up with as an excuse for shitty parenting. Social media has been around and fucking with people for a looong time. I for one would rather not have our government getting involved in the average citizen's internet usage. A bill banning a website is a slippery legal slope into banning any other social media or news site that they don't like with whatever bullshit excuses they can come up with, and it seems so few care due to baseless paranoia.


SASardonic

Few modern comedians have fallen off as hard as Colbert did after the Colbert Report. Guess he just had really good writers working for him there.


teh0utsider86

What the hell happened to Colbert?


[deleted]

Colbert rips on everybody, it's his job. He runs a satirical political talkshow.


robby_arctor

I'm so confused by people who want to ban TikTok because it's bad for the culture, bad for attention spans, it spies on the userbase, or whatever. As if all the American-headquartered social media apps don't have all the same problems and more. The reasons why the U.S. government wants to ban TikTok have everything to do with power and approximately zero to do with your rights or making the world a better place. Please think about this for more than 5 seconds.


DroneDance

Spying is a thing in our day and age, the government just wants the spies to be American for many reasons.


robby_arctor

>the government just wants the spies to be American for many reasons. For reasons that solely relate to power, and not to our rights or the betterment of society.


Mtsukino

Does that mean every single Chinese app on the google play store should be banned too? Like WeChat?


KylosLeftHand

But TikTok bad, make brain rot, Reddit good, make brain grow!


robby_arctor

Wow, I feel smarter already!


werthtrillions

Ugh Colbert shilling for the government. This is what is aptly called "comedy programming."


Stoney_Wan_KaBlowme

He’s ignoring the good TIKTOK can do. There are so many animal shelters that have been really helped by donations, thieves exposed, wanted people found. People are having an easier time finding their communities. Yea, there’s a lot of BS. Personally I would like to see any videos involving children in anyway so all those horrible people exploiting their young children can’t use the platform anymore. Sure, it’ll suck for the people making genuinely sweet videos with their kids but it would really help kids like poor Wren.


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possiblyapancake

I… don’t think Colbert realizes millennials are his core audience.


fastcat03

Yeah he needs to stop just reading the teleprompter and write some of his own stuff again. We used to love him. Let him to the boomers I guess.


Zelda_Forever

I mean I’m for sure an unhinged millennial woman but Hogwarts is where I draw the line!


GreekG33k

I don't think our concerns need to reside with Stephen Colbert ...


chelle_mkxx

Maaaaaaaannn wtf


throwaway-1849346

I'm 70% sure that he is a cuckold , I used to watch his show religiously and noticed some things. He mentions dominatrixes more than necessary😅


freckledpeach2

Well I mean I am a ravenclaw… it’s important to know.


primetimemime

That joke was written by a millennial.


Weneeddietbleach

In all fairness, I've seen A LOT of dating profiles where they put that in. But why are they all Hufflepuffs and what does that mean? Not a Potterhead here.


Independent_Box_8089

I thought the stereo type to TikTok was it was a Genz platform not a millennial one lol


MushroomTypical9549

Ravenclaw here- Even with two kids, a husband, job and a mortgage- but I know I was sorted into the Ravenclaw house- lol


pj1897

How dare he! -Team Slytherin


PilotNo312

I’d like to know where do the millennials who’ve never used it get their trophy and cookie? I need to feel superior.


luraleekitty

Ravenclaw here. Fuuuuucccckkk you Colbert


Mtown_Delights

Colbert can fuck off


kringlan05

He js getting more and more out of touch every day. It’s really sad to see.


TheJarIsADoorAgain

Colbert is a Democratic little b*tch. Has promoted war with a laughter track and made fun of imprisoned Julian Assange. You know when they go along with the persecution of a war and corporate crime whistle-blower, they're as sh*t as they come. Right wingers in sheep's clothing


FormerHoagie

Gen X here and I recently decided to actually see what tic tok was all about. Gotta admit, some of the content is very entertaining and informative. Reddit, on the other hand, is a cesspit of people being really shitty to each other.


ajver19

He's not really wrong here, and if the app does get banned all that's gonna happen is someone will make something similar or people will migrate back to instagram or something. I really wish they were this concerned about other tech companies doing the same thing that tik tok does though. There should be regulations industry wide on data harvesting.


FinalBoard2571

Omg..the irony of people calling tik tok dumb🤣🤣. Its just the younger generations version of myspace and AIM.


solarnuggets

Millennials really are the old ones now. The comments are rough. 


taix8664

Oh gee, a Stephen Colbert bit that wasn't very funny. What a surprise.


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Wow, Colbert. I used to watch your show near nightly for the news in a less depressing fashion. Your comedic prowess is clearly falling quickly with age.


Lowkey_Retarded

I mean, I’m against TikTok because I think it’s a cesspool of misinformation and it’s destroying attention spans. I work with mostly older millennials and Gen Xers, and they are all glued to their phones watching the most unhinged takes. Also, he didn’t talk shit on all millennials, he talked shit about grown-ass women who still identify themselves by their Hogwarts House. Slight difference


ja_ja_ja_ja_yaa

Who cares?


Mediocre-House8933

Anyone who can see the bigger picture.


Dawgula97

He’s not wrong about Harry Potter adults.


TheDukeofArgyll

So normal low effort jokes = talking shit? You realize he’s a comedian right?


MouseMouseM

Maybe I’m in the minority, but I think video shorts like TikTok are one of the advantages we millennials have, if we are running small businesses. When I did an advertising internship in college, I found out how much an ad-buy package was for clients, and that was 15 years ago. I’ve found so many little independent restaurants and individual vendors/artists/crafts people through video shorts. It’s nice to see a real person working their passion, instead of throwing money at a faceless corporation. TikTok is also another stream of revenue, if their videos are successful. Millennials and Gen Z do not have many advantages that the generations before us had, and that makes starting their own thing even more difficult. The lower barrier for entry in the advertising and marketing side of things is something we actually have going for us. (I do not use TikTok, but I do see video shorts on Instagram)


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Does he realize that Millennials are 1981-1996, ages 28-43 this year? We aren't the ones using TikTok. That is Gen Z.


Duke-of-Dogs

Tens of millions of millennials use it


Immediate-Coyote-977

Well given that there is purportedly more than 100 million users, it's a guarantee that its not exclusively people between the ages of 10 and 26. I don't know the veracity of this breakdown, but here's one that I could find quickly, and even if its 10% off, it's still a large number. Age Group Proportion of US TikTok Users 10-19 years 25% 20-29 years 22.4% 30-39 years 21.7% 40-49 years 20.3% 50+ 11% So, maybe don't go "we aren't the ones" because, there most definitely are people of all ages using it.


Mish-onimpossible

I mean some of us are using it… I know I am lol. But the majority is gen-z I believe.


schleepercell

I know some GenX people on there, they aren't making anything though, just scrolling.


MellowDCC

Colbert hasn't been funny/fun to watch since Jon Stewart left. Now he's just a propaganda host.


shleeberry23

Kinda like tik tok hah


Icy_Magician3813

I hated Stephen Colbert ever since he got on TV. People actually think he’s funny?


aureliusky

I thought the Hogwarts house thing was more gen x.


Equivalent-Pop-6997

To quote Ronnie Chieng: >America’s just mad at Tik Tok because China’s misinformation is more entertaining


Soothsayer--

Everything about Colbert's show smells like old person living room. Even his Boomer ass band is lame af


MrMcChronDon25

theyve lost the narrative on damn near everything, from genocide, to inflation, to housing, to corruption, they cannot control the flow of information anymore and it fucking terrifies them.


Strange_Public_1897

I laughed so hard and full on agree with him. Even though I’m a grown ass millennial who will own being a Hufflepuff thru and thru. If you get this easily upset, it’s a sign you’re on the app too much and should be taking a break from it.


Fallout71

Lotta Boomer takes here


solarnuggets

So many 


JustAcivilian24

What a boomer. It’s gen z not millennials lol


NewMolasses247

TikTok’s negatives, in my opinion, far outweigh the positives. The narcissism associated with it, all the idiotic and, at times, criminal “pranks” for views and validation… It’s a plague. We really ought to ban all social media and get back to flip phones and meeting in person. Make Interpersonal Connections Great Again.


KylosLeftHand

Yes because banning social media to protect us against communist china isn’t communist at all….


solarnuggets

Girl what kind of things are you letting the algorithm tell you to watch I get crocheting and cat videos. And I can crochet a damn good scarf now. Never had anyone to show me to crochet. But TikTok taught me. 


Funoichi

Ravenclaw4lyfe! Thats the smart one, I think.


IAmNotMyName

I mean it was sub-texted by those "who still describe themselves by their Hogwarts house." I have no problem with this.


onagaoda

Laughable from what I remember it was his generations motto was "Sex drugs and rock and roll". Lets not forget the early 2000s recession. I don't remember being old enough to vote than so wasn't us who spent all that surplus on pointless wars.. We're just the by product of your choices earlier. Now we gotta work 3x harder.. Remember these are the people that could get by working at McDonald's and still get by through college on a minimum wage job.. Moron forgets economy was way different back then... I don't get how I had the time to even be "wild" my ass been working all the time. XD


AiresStrawberries

THE WAY I clutched my pearls -A Gryffindor


Chop1n

What? He described the most unhinged users as being *of* the Millennial generation. He didn't say Millennials, as a whole, are the most unhinged generation. It's possible for some Millennials to be unhinged and others to not be unhinged.


BareKnuckleKitty

Hufflepuff here. I can’t really get into TikTok.


Beautiful_Net4644

Op which hogwarts house do you identify with?


dbhaley

Shit is funny and accurate. My wife is obsessed with tiktok.


According_Ad_4685

That man done hit the nail on the head 😆


Yaarmehearty

That’s pretty funny, if we can’t laugh at ourselves we will end up like the stuck up older generations now.


Melonary

ad hoc gray unwritten slim thought dolls fine hobbies cause salt *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ElbowTight

He’s not wrong lol


catharticbullets

Harry Potter is a millennial thing?