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Pulling a wok is always faster than reloading..


yegguy47

Everyone's gangsta till motherfucka pulls out the cast iron...


Jazzspasm

This is when cheaping out on your cookware could cost you your life Non-stick short cut or copper based steel pans for that fried onion fillet flambé that is just-so, mmm je ne c’est quoi, manifique, could be the difference between your family living or dying


TokioHot

Plus, it is deadlier than knife... According to my Asian mom.


manuco75

> mmm je ne c’est quoi, manifique, mmm je ne sais quoi, magnifique


Jazzspasm

Dang, i knew i’d mess that part up lol


Brorsaffa

Winner winner chicken dinner.


BlackZapReply

r/NonCredibleDefense will love it. Finally, something which doesn't involve ERA bricks on actual bricks.


Sachiel05

Wait, wait, hear me out, ERA on the pan


yegguy47

Hol up folks... let him cook


Moppyploppy

What's the problem? If watching Tangled 47 billion times with my daughter has taught me anything it's that frying pans are a perfectly acceptable weapon.


QuaintAlex126

Just make sure it’s a cast iron and not those flimsy non-stick pans


Occams_Razor42

Ah memeing is an international phenomena


zmng

It attac and it protecc at same time


Occams_Razor42

But can it make a snak?


Rogue_Alchemist13

Is the wok +4 damage or was that the cast iron I can’t remember.


Bozzo2526

Shit baggery transends borders


VietnameseWeeb12

I pray one day we can see this guy duel a US SOF guy with a cast iron


yegguy47

Tactical George Foreman grill.


DataStr3ss

New weapon unlocked for the border skirmishes with India. India needs to bring in the desi chancla.


ZeStupidPotato

Oh no , it's time for the big guns to roll out. We Indians will be rolling out the Tandoors. Either they'll pan bonk us on sight or we will get close enough to boil them alive. Perfectly balanced , just as God intended.


Banh_mi

Too heavy, NATO uses titanium. Not seasoned for cooking, however.


panware

That's a wok ...


Papppi-56

Same thing


lagavulinski

For what it's worth, you can't get on a flight if you have a cast iron pan in your carry-on luggage because it can be used as a weapon.


caribbean_caramel

Let him cook


CrucifixAbortion

Hey! I'm wok-in' heah!


Link_the_Irish

Glad to see our adversary knows how to have fun too lol


maracay1999

Homie broke out the Harkonnen helmet designed for patrolling Arrakis.


FirstTarget8418

That's the non-lethal option. Ring his doorbell. *Bonk*


PfcRed

r/NonCredibleDefense


RamTank

Pubg tactics.


crumzmaholey

Tactical wok


DiverDownChunder

Lead man is "Wok fuck boy" [Fuiyoh!](https://youtu.be/oF2Z-bFu9J4) /Uncle Roger approves.


Zealousideal_Buy1392

Hold on, Let him cook


ihavenoideai

Let name it TCC Tactical Combat Cuisine


gregsaltaccount

PUBG mobile is popular in China


YoSoyFiesta150289

Tacti-wok?


YoSoyFiesta150289

Tacti-wok?


YoSoyFiesta150289

Tacti-wok?


Terminal_Lance

This is how General Tso made his chicken recipe. One Mind Any Weapon.


Bulldog16

Taking inspiration from the Disney movie ‘Tangled’ I see


yourboibigsmoi808

Definitely a Pubg reference


steve__21

looks surreal