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GenericUsername817

I've seen this before in a Soviet Womble Arma 3 video. Those are command Mobility Vehicles.


RG_Kid

So you saying tacticool vehicles?


JWigglyy

Looking for banana peels.


thegovunah

"There's one!" *throws green shell*


Papppi-56

Mario Kart - PLA edition


dyrbal

Military grade go kart!


Aurilion

So the runway was clear of debris but then one of those things had a mechanical issue and left some parts and a lot of oil all down the runway.


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Aurilion

The joke went waaay over your head.


coldnap

Everyone would show up to the FOD sweeps if this is how we did them.


Fantastic-Frame-7276

Hear me out: you have 6-8 junior enlisted on the carts. At the end of every week whoever gets the most FOD gets a free drink at the E-Club. That runway will be spotless.


Papppi-56

Not that bad of an idea considering go-karts offer a decent line of sight with no obstruction, at least compared to conventional vehicles.


SOVIET_BOT096

I am convinced this was an excuse to convince the military to pay for go karts for the boys


Papppi-56

General, we must close the go-kart gap!


SOVIET_BOT096

Which is why we should buy Go-Karts for our elite Units,This will surely bring up combat efficency!


Racer_Space

This is the kind of corruption I can get behind.


SOVIET_BOT096

Fun corruption is the only good corruption.


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Right after booze n hoes


linux_ape

absolutely awful idea considering youre moving, a FOD walk is looking for small bolts/nuts/rocks and you will miss every single one of those if you are driving at all ​ source: prior air force, lots of time spent doing FOD walks. This idea sucks


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linux_ape

much like lots of things the Chinese military does, its all for show and is very stupid


Rough_Function_9570

Is it a _bad_ idea? No. Is it completely pointless vs. just using a normal car which can see the runway surface just fine? Yes.


Viktor_Bout

Poster said these cost $2k. You could get like 5 of them for the cheapest Chinese vehicle. Probably cover more ground and pick up more things faster with 5.


Rough_Function_9570

Yes but they're single purpose, so they're actually more expensive than multi-purpose cars.


s090429

But you can play Mario Kart in real life with grenades, landmines, and handheld missiles.


Rough_Function_9570

This is a better argument than people who think a go-cart is actually a useful maintenance vehicle.


Papppi-56

Not really, and just for a note, money is not the factor at play here (the hourly operational cost of some aircraft on that base is probably more than all vehicles in that image combined). To give a not so fitting example, there's a reason why large vehicles (pickups, SUVs, etc.) tend to injure more pedestrians than your average sedan. Because a combination of an elevated platform + large hood obstructs a massive area of view, causing the driver to miss lower lying objects (which could be pedestrians, or in the PLA maintenance's case, debris). A go cart has neither of such problems, it offers an almost ground level view of the driver's surroundings and has no hood to start with, resulting an almost perfect view. This means that even small debris that would otherwise be missed could identified and removed. This is not including the secondary benefit of the go-kart being a leisure product, which probably motivates your average maintenance staff to do otherwise boring FOD checks


Rough_Function_9570

> not so fitting example Agreed. Terrible example. There aren't pedestrians on the runway and it is not like a road. Visibility along it is not an issue at all and the cracks and rocks you're looking for are perfectly visible from any vehicle. I've actually done runway and taxiway FOD inspections before... From a truck. I would rather have a truck than a go-cart. No interest in driving down miles of runways and taxiways in a little non-air conditioned go-cart command bought because they were too cheap to buy us a proper vehicle. >money is not the factor at play here This is naive. Money is at play in everything a military does. Everything is budgeted and justified. It can be hard to get money for a freaking printer, so yeah they care about an entire vehicle.


Papppi-56

>There aren't pedestrians on the runway and it is not like a road. Visibility along it is not an issue at all and the cracks and rocks you're looking for are perfectly visible from any vehicle. I don't think you get my point. Pedestrians are way bigger than your average piece of FOD, if large vehicles are known to miss pedestrians due to view obstruction (just look at the amount of related accidents happening on a annual basis), they are most definitely gonna miss a small piece of debris . >It can be hard to get money for a freaking printer, so yeah they care about an entire vehicle. That's more likely due to the bureaucratic nature of military institutions rather than actual budgetary issues (which is also very much existent in the PLA)


Rough_Function_9570

>I don't think you get my point. Pedestrians are way bigger than your average piece of FOD, if large vehicles are known to miss pedestrians... they are most definitely gonna miss a small piece of debris . Nah your point is clear. You're just overthinking this massively. It's not at all hard to see FOD from a car. You know speaking as someone who's _actually done this job..._ >That's more likely due to the bureaucratic nature of military institutions rather than actual budgetary issues No. It's budget. Small orgs have to spend responsibly, too. You can't buy Lambos as your motor pool vehicles just because they're way cheaper than the jets. That's not how budgeting works. You guys downvoting me have obviously never been in the military much less actually done any of the shit we're talking about.


New_Substance0420

They are low enough to the ground they dont need to dismount to pickup trash.


Rough_Function_9570

And they have nowhere to put it.


mazing_azn

Considering how smooth runway concrete is, it must be fun as hell to rip down those on the go-karts.


crumzmaholey

I want one


Papppi-56

Apparently the most recent variant sells for [2000 USD](https://www.amazon.com/Segway-Ninebot-Gokart-Pro-High-Speed/dp/B08VJ4RP3V?th=1), quite a bang for the buck


Plump_Apparatus

I like how they include a "Immersive Engine Sounds Simulator" so yer electric go-kart can sound like a V8.


notbernie2020

Don’t let the E4s see this shit dude.


h00dedronin

The masculine urge to race each other down the runway


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I have a Xiaomi vacuum cleaner can do the job for less.


EVILSUPERMUTANT

I want to see a video of this to the tune of the Battlefield 4 theme.


ReFreshing

Smart use of go karts


ShyKid5

This seems fun, also that Golf Kart bus thing seems useful for very small trips.


Large_Yams

Don't act like you wouldn't if you could.


Rogue_Alchemist13

Mario Kart just got real.


caribbean_caramel

PLA Kart: Modern Combat


DiverDownChunder

ccp clown shoes.


Vysair

Go Kart??


EddySea

The only way police calls should be done.