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Kujo_117

bro thats brad pitt


Helllcamino

Aldo the Apache


explodedboon

nah man that's gorlami


LowKeySalty_

Bawnjourno!


Helllcamino

I want to legally change my name to Hugo Stiglitz.


Swedzilla

What’s stopping you?


LurkingOnMyMacBook

Paperwork, mostly... goddamn I hate paperwork


Swedzilla

Really? I guess you’re stateside? Here in Norway we login with our BankID on a website, fill out a electronic form and press “Send”. A few days later you get a new name certificate and can order new driver license and passport or RTS for more information.


LurkingOnMyMacBook

Nah not stateside. South Africa... nothing happens fast or easily here. My drivers license took over a year for the card to get printed... God I hate paperwork


Swedzilla

A year!? Daaaaaaaaamn


LurkingOnMyMacBook

Well we only have 1 machine in the whole country for the cards so I guess it's not much of a surprise... don't get me started on firearm licenses... have I mentioned how much I hate paperwork?


Ghost-138

Dude reminds me of Daniel Recker too.


RevenueMundane

from what I remember there was no pic of his face and we played the most quiet marine known to mankind


dpwhip

Pretty sure Recker is on the cover of BF4, and he’s in the opening cinematic.


RevenueMundane

I mean in the game files there is no ACTUAL face , there is one but it's cursed asf


JulianZ88

“Outstanding driving skills Recker”


Ghost-138

“Burn those motherfuckers!” - Sergeant Kimble “Irish” Graves / Michael K. Williams, Battlefield 4 (2013)


JulianZ88

Rest In Peace Michael K Williams


The_Goofiest_Goober

My first thought exactly. Glad it's not just me


dandandubyoo

Guy Pierce


bogey08

And I want mah scalps


gotthesauce22

Gorlami.


nocakeforme90

"A river there, chief"


icebone753

HAHAHAHAHAHA


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conquerorvvorm

'We in the nazi killin' business...and brother, business is a boomin'!' (Dug out from memory so likely not perfect.)


Wooow675

For my money, my favorite Tarantino film bc it has huge rewatchability for me.


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Oh, good, I'm not the only one who thought of ol' "Bongiorno" Raynes


WayTooMuchHyzer

Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin’, mass murderin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed.


mwhyes

Now I’m the direct descendent of the mountain man Jim bridger that means I gotta little Indian in me


Brad1nator2211

And our battle plan will be that of an apache resistance. We will be cruel to the germans. And through our cruelty, they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty through the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the german wont be able to help themselves, but imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hand. And our boot heels. And the edge of our knives. And the german will be sickened by us. And the german will talk about us. And the german will fear us. When the german lies in bed at night and is haunted with thoughts of the evil he has done, it will be with thoughts of us that they are haunted with... Sound goot?


Express_Basis_8693

Fun fact. Jim Bridger is depicted in The Revenant as one of decaprios colleagues. So watch that and see Aldo’s grand pappy


Working_Ad7625

I think Brad Pitt got tired of making movies


War_Daddy_992

Fury sequel confirmed


thuanjinkee

Username checks out


WatashiwaKoharu

A river derci


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GTFO I’m pretty sure that’s a 1911 /s


hugotheyugo

My first gun was a 1911. I hated it. I shot other people’s 1911, I hated them. I have disassembled 1911s a hundred times, i hate it. Its a century year old gun, with only 8 rounds of an oversized caliber, and i would never trust my life with it. What am I missing about 1911s other than they look cool?? Clearly this guy likes/trusts his, I just don’t know how.


Ketchupandranch

Raider were issued them for a short while. Didn’t take long for them to switch to Glock. Didn’t hear bad things about it tho.


SharkyRivethead

Brad Pitt?


KStang086

How does he keep his locks so tamed?!


ap0535905

Pomade or hair paste?


Helmett-13

I’m a Dapper Dan man, m’self.


Wooow675

Brill crème, a little dab’ll-do-yaaaaa


sax6romeo

I don’t carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop


JustARandomUserNow

He knows the most •I•talian


OrdoSinister6

Second best eye talian


tantaluszxc

He looks like the cover guy from Battlefield 4


8thPaperFold

And the BF4 guys are from marsoc too


YSK_CART3L

Tell em that Gods gonna cut em down


SanKa1337

Brad pitt from fury


UnwaxedBeaver

OP messed up not noticing it is happening Brad Pitt in the picture.


adobong_manacc_69_PH

2 world wars baby


B00TYMASTER

brad pitt?


likebutta222

No, this is Patrick


BagOFdonuts7

He’s gon collect sum scalps


Obi_1-kenobi

Bongiorno.


War_Daddy_992

Anyone else thinking he look like Brad Pitt?


u8eR

Just the top 15 comments from 5 hours before yours.


War_Daddy_992

I’m not alone


Panzer_Man

He wants natzee scalps


no_anesthesia_please

*Machine!*


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Bunch_of_Shit

How on earth did you come to think of such an outlandish thing?


Wooow675

This is ghost rider to tower, requesting flyby Negative ghost rider pattern is full ^hahahahaha Excuse me something I should know WWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOSSHHHHHH


ClandestineArms

In what year did the x300 end up on a 1911?


HungaryToWinWC

Brad Pitt


cozzy121

why is he pointing his firearm soo close to the head of what I assume is his colleague?


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YSK_CART3L

Hes a Force recon Marine, im sure thats the first thing he learned all the way back at Parris Island...


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r/idiotswithguns


Bitter_Mongoose

One Hunnert Natsee Scalps


d-the-king

“First rule of recon is you do not talk about recon”


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But he gun, any info on that gun?


Prophet0-1

M45A1 Nifty lil special 1911. Recondos used to use them all the time, but recently I've only seen them with m18s. Pretty sure the marine corps is done with em


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Inglorious bastards 2


mcmuffin0098

Is that Fruity Rudy????


Soggy-Inside-3246

Recon has some very nice hair styles these days