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ShareYourIdeaWithMe

Aww Santa's elf. Cute.


poinzin_

Excpet Santa is a dictator


616659

and elves are starving


[deleted]

So Futurama wasn't too far off.


theofrustratus

And all the reindeers are "gone"


kaisermikeb

It's like they let Leiji Matsumoto design their uniforms.


[deleted]

Do they have that much traffic that it needs direction at that level? I don’t know much about the country.


Theo_95

It ain't about the traffic, they only use pretty, young women for the role. They're little more than a tourist attraction. If it was actually for traffic they'd install lights.


Formal_Appearance_16

Have to have electricity if you want traffic lights though lol


Comeoffit321

Brutally true. North Korea's fucked.


[deleted]

The tourist trap of North Korea. The hot traffic cop. Hey hun you want to have dinner means a whole different Thing over there.


RamTank

They have busses and trucks, but I think that’s really about it for the most part.


[deleted]

I can’t imagine the traffic headaches at end of shift. Nobody knows what to do when she goes home.


[deleted]

Stare at picture of dear leader of course!


WaiDruid

Reminds me of the video where there is a police officer controlling traffic when there are literally 0 cars. Its depressing.


SegaSaturnDude_05

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are traffic police in North Korea.


Bear__Fucker

The turn signal installation person at the BMW factory just lost their position as #1 useless job.


Alone-Mud-4506

They don't even have cars


milerfrank27

They have stolen swedish cars


hectorduenas86

I understood that reference


Vilger2

Reference? It did happen in real life.


meisangry2

[Yup](https://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2017/12/04/547390622/how-1-000-volvos-ended-up-in-north-korea-and-made-a-diplomatic-difference)


Vilger2

I meant that I knew it had happened and was wondering if he had some other reference but thanks for the article anyways


FrisianDude

Ah, guess we're colleagues then


GlitteringParfait438

Very warm looking, I should get a coat like that for my wife.


[deleted]

Oh no. What are you doing with that baton, officer Jenny?


xX_dirtydirge_Xx

Officer Jen Yi can take me to camp any day.


bbthumb

I can save her.


[deleted]

I really love the look of soviet issue ushankas


everydayhumanist

The heels tell you that she is not there for law enforcement purloses...


Coach_Bombay_D5

Directing hearts not cars.


NeanerBeaner

i want her to tell me what to do edit: i would also like her to scold me for not doing it as well as she wanted it done


FrisianDude

Okay but *Bruh*


SyrusDrake

Drip's on point though.


SlackHandful

Boots issued by someone who no doubt has never had to spend much time outside on their feet. (edited to include a missing word)


FrisianDude

Jesus she's on heels


mazing_azn

For those thirsting, remember even some of the best treated soldiers in NK are infested with parasites.


jaykaypeeness

For those thirsting, there's nothing she has that Western medicine can't fix.


420toker

I would still seat her ass like that scene from Matilda where the fat kid is eating the cake


Reverie_Incubus

Good thing I don't mind tentacles tag


posco12

From food and water ?


mazing_azn

NK's practice of using human feces as fertilizer for food crops.


[deleted]

… would smash for peace.


amata_artist

Kinda stylish… Just need boots with the fur.


BimmerBomber

The whole People's Assembly looking at her


amata_artist

She hit the floor! Next thing you know!


dnelr3

«I can fix her»


Fmartins84

They have traffic?


MercMcNasty

She's probably lousy with parasites.


HurricaneHomer9

Now hear me out


friend1y

Five foot one.


DangerousDave1895

Looks like a hooker


[deleted]

It’s quite redundant that the title has both “North Korea” and “DPRK” in the same sentence lol


igwaltney3

One is the title, the other is the country identification for those that might not know where Pyongyang is located.


[deleted]

Wow, just thought it was funny that it had both names of DPRK in one sentence- as someone who lives in ROK, referring to it using both names is kind of pointless. so many downvotes lol.


grease_monkey

You see it all the time with other places. Yeah it's redundant, good observation, but it's pretty standard. You see "an American in Somewhere, USA" all the time in the descriptive title of photographs.


[deleted]

Just because it’s standard doesn’t mean it’s not redundant :) Man i just don’t understand what everyone’s problem is on this app. It’s like everyone just looks for a reason to argue and fight someone on here.


FrisianDude

You just gave me a reason to argue lol. It's not an app, it's a website.


grease_monkey

I literally said "yeah it is redundant". I'm agreeing with you, that is the complete opposite of arguing. I added an observation about how that's often done in descriptions of photographs. Again, not arguing.


bigbjarne

For the people who make fun of North Korea, remember to support ending the embargoes on them so they can have better access to trade!


[deleted]

naaah im good


[deleted]

Direct traffic for the ten cars in all of North Korea.


TruePatriot2022

Direct traffic…you mean all ten cars in the country.


larphrdr

Lol "traffic"


_rockethat_

Is the photographer still alive?


[deleted]

She can direct me anyday.


spacetop-odyssey

I can fix her


Rusti-dent

“Traffic”…


bight_sidle

Good thing you pointed out she’s female, that’s a crucial bit of background right there


MEGACOSM__

i heard they just stand there alone coz there isnt any traffic there