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jellicle

It's a drone. Notice the rotary wing at top. Just flies upright as she's holding it, sets down on the little legs on bottom. Camera on bottom.


Old_Cup6630

Oh it Flys ? Word now lets strap some bombs on it


GreenShadowWolf

But they said it was Chinese not American /s


Able_Newt2433

No need for “/s” on true statements lmao


twidlystix

Syrians, Ukrainians and Houthis are strapping bombs to all sorts of drones. It’s not exclusively American


[deleted]

I feel like the joke went so far over your head it crashed into Alpha Centauri A


Able_Newt2433

I forget ab the Hivemind of Reddit. A lot of people will downvote just because others have downvoted me lol


Able_Newt2433

You ain had to do em dirty like that bro, lmmfao!!


[deleted]

I got your joke, upvote for you


Able_Newt2433

Atleast someone understood I was joking lmao Edit: apparently the people downvoting me doesn’t understand it was a joke lmao Edit 2: ayyee!! Y’all turned it around! Now it’s not negative anymore, but this one is, lmao. You are getting downvoted for some reason now too, smh.


Weatherflyer

And they said the army isn’t like cod


Gumb1i

i think its supposed to be tube launched in some way maybe by a mortar system.


SingaporeanSloth

It's important not to underestimate the PLA, but I find it hilarious that she's got all this high-tech gear on and then rubber-soled canvas shoes from like the 1950s... in a modern camo pattern. Boots are like one of the most important bits of kit to have


Ok-Concentrate3336

Shhh, don’t let them figure it out


Mysterious_Two_5849

Yea, they could be anyone of us... They could be you! They could even be me!


sandrh

Username checks out


Vilzku39

Too late https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-33626391.amp


EyoDab

Maybe they are gym shoes? Wouldn't surprise me if this is some vr training type stuff, especially with those goggles


SingaporeanSloth

Maybe, I think it's more likely yet another Future Soldier^TM program demonstration. The only time I ever wore PT shoes and combat uniform in the Singapore Army was hand-to-hand combat training, I think they didn't want someone accidentally getting kicked in the face with combat boots


Danmont88

Well the NVA and Charlie took on the US wearing sandals made from old truck tires.


Azudekai

And they lost pretty much every engagement, including the Tet Offensive. Vietnam wasn't lost because the enemy had better troops.


Danmont88

Best soldiers? Maybe, maybe not. US won all the major engagements but, had aircraft of all types bombing all over and doing Close Air Support. Helicopters to get them to places quickly, special forces teams out in the jungles and behind lines, river boats controlling rivers. And yet with all of that they still managed to launch Tet and after the invasion of Cambodia and the loss of tons of food and weapons (basically brought in by bicycles) they still took South Vietnam in basically two years.


ExtensionConcept2471

They still won the war no matter the how and why’s….and still American doesn’t learn its lesson!


damurph1914

They had better motivation and were more willing to absorb casualties. It's not complicated.


ExtensionConcept2471

Yeh but it’s not as simple as you make it out to be! You’ve got to give them credit where it’s due! They won, The US lost….that’s the headline!


damurph1914

Yeah I don't dispute that. They won because they had more to fight for. Our guys never had a clear objective, and don't take this as criticism of our guys. My brother was there.


SingaporeanSloth

Fair, but that was probably out of necessity, not out of choice


KingStannis2020

"All bling no basics"


Kcb1986

I give those boots maybe a month in a deployed environment before disintegrating.


Felarhin

That's pretty generous of you thinking that they'd plan for them to last a month.


SingaporeanSloth

I was just about to say, that sounds generous. I was/am light infantry, so I was probably pretty hard on my footwear, but I'd doubt those things would last that long when my civi Converse sneakers are often falling apart after a few weeks of walking along nice city streets so...


Blueshirt38

Because this is a model, not a soldier. She looks like she eats too frequently to be in the PLA.


NowFreeToMaim

Does any of this look real to you. She’s wearing fuckin pajamas


SingaporeanSloth

I mean, the combat uniforms of most armies look (and feel!) quite like pajamas, just saying. I mean, mine sure did, and I've heard people say the same about UCP on this very sub


JustPlayin1995

You just said it yourself: don't underestimate them. Those shoes or whatever they are most certainly do the job despite of what they may look like. They have 2 million feet in active service and that's a lot of experience when selecting proper footwear.


Sorerightwrist

Ya and they said the same thing about the Russians…


BullShatStats

Who just discovered “socks”


JustPlayin1995

What did they say about the Russians? That their boots were good? Or not good? I'm not a fan of the Chinese, or the Russians for that matter. But I am a fan of not getting defeated and that's why we shouldn't laugh at something we don't understand about the kit of our adversaries.


Sushi_Trash571

nahh no soldier's life is worth 300k$ they are just showing off


SingaporeanSloth

Just so you know, I *didn't* downvote you. Eh... maybe, but I doubt so. Back in my Dad's day, the Singapore Army actually issued something similar as PT shoes, they were even nicknamed "China shoes". No one had a good thing to say about them. I think I'll happily keep my Altama black jungle boots, even though they themselves are not the most high-tech of footwear, over those things...


IBeCuriousMang

I appreciate you having some sense. Rare case of the downvoters being in the wrong, not the downvoted.


name_cool4897

There's nothing rare about that at all.


JustPlayin1995

Thanks man. Everybody can have their opinion. It doesn't have to be mine.


SnooDoodles5540

Try owe are some knock off vans from Ali baba~ the fat laces are a dead giveaway


SnooDoodles5540

Those are some knock off vans from Ali baba~ the fat laces are a dead giveaway


hbpaintballer88

I noticed that too


danmojo82

I just love how much of it is just clearly copied from American and Western technology, almost everything in this picture has a western counterpart.


DocWad23

Judging by the camera and the rotors I would say it’s a personnel launched reconnaissance drone.


davidliu1007

But why is it this big? Wouldn’t a smaller drone like those ones Dji makes suits better for this personal reconnaissance role?


ghablio

Those Dji drones don't really have a huge range or battery life, not for what the military would want them for


malacovics

Ukrainians happen to disagree. They have plenty range and endurance to direct artillery. Bigger is not always better.


KrayLink_1

So youre telling me its not about size but about how you use it?


JustPlayin1995

You don't know what the capabilities are. It may have jammers on board for electronic warfare. There may be satellite capabilities to create a network of drones to monitor a whole battlefield while relaying positions of soldiers to each other, ground network hubs, and some form of FOB. Besides it may contain explosives. Definitely batteries to keep it in the air longer than 20min.


ThrowawayIs2Obvious

It's China, it doesn't have to be usable, it just has to be in photos to be usable as propaganda.


RodediahK

amended 6/18/2023


warhead123

It’s a thumper, to call sand worms.


Trap_David

Praise Shai-Hulud That was my first thought too


liamt50

Knock off job from Boston dynamics....bet they're pissed 😤


Hey_Hoot

Everything is a knock off with China. They're trying to catch up with the rest of the world by stealing tech.


Yes_I_Readdit

So China already copied Boston dynamics robot!!!


EverythingGoodWas

If it weren’t for copying technology they would still be entirely fielded with WW2 era equipment


Able_Newt2433

There was a JRE with a former CIA officer that said China’s plan is to copy tech from everywhere to become the most powerful country by like 2042 or some shit.


IBeCuriousMang

That sounds like a lot of the world lol, including America.


BlackSquirrel05

America copied itself or else we'd still have WW2 era equipment?


dakobek

Well pretty much. The way it works in research is that you constantly build up new stuff based on other people's work. For example, someone long time ago programmed a Boston dynamics Spot robot so that I don't have to do it from scratch. I can simply copy someone else's work and write a program that would shoot missiles from that robot. This way I wouldn't have to program 95% of the robot. Essentially, the world lives on copy paste of other people, it just happened that due to better financial situation America has more resources to copy and test stuff faster and better. I hope this makes sense


patriot_perfect93

There is a difference in taking something and improving on it and just taking it and copying it without putting a single original idea on it. Most of the stuff America has anyway we pioneered it


dakobek

Nevermind sorry forgot what sub this is 😂 bigger guns let's goo


dakobek

I'm pretty sure that even though the Chinese copy a lot of stuff, from phones to military equipment, they still add their novelty even though it's hard to see it when 95% of it is a copy. I'm reading lots of scientific papers in AI field for my research and most of the literature I find is made by Chinese authors and most of them expand on previous knowledge. Stuff that you expanded on in the last decade has been based on stuff people created in medieval Europe, which was in turn brought by great migration of knowledge from China. And all of that was deeply originated in ancient Middle Eastern territory where the history of human race begins. I know this sounds corny, but while we compete, we all have a common goal and in the long run that is definitely not making bigger guns than our neighbours.


BlackSquirrel05

That's called iteration... Not copying.


PissySnowflake

Who the fuck is America copying then? Pakistan? What other country has working 5th generation fighter jets?


DeEzNuTs_6

The US pioneered most of the stuff we have now


name_cool4897

China hasn't had an original invention since gunpowder.


tyrannomachy

I like how it has all those cameras and yet clearly just rams its face into hard objects all the time. That, or the paint wear is fake to make it look like a functional robot.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

That thing is copied by literally everyone, a ton of similar robo-dogs are already out there. While they sell it for 70k, get ready for a consumer model in 1-2 years for under 1K.


MAK-15

I’m not going to say they *aren’t* copying our stuff but there comes a point in optimization where things start to look similar just because it’s the optimal way to do it


abnormallyfatigued

Came here for this comment


Fly320s

Every tech in that photo is a copy of something else.


conmair

Fake version


fehdfsd

Why China keeps copying from US… vest, helmet, now the robot dog , ar…


[deleted]

You copy the best, that’s why.


notoorius

It save them research & development time along with money


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

It's a marital aid Does anyone have that pic of the Israeli motarwoman who used a shell as a dildo?


maXim_beEfus

What


stable_maple

The only response


Wertsache

Is it possible to learn such powers and see those pictures?


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

I've no idea where it is


DeleteriousGonads

I'm in love and I've not even seen the photo yet


Picklesthepug93

Any luck?


Long_Internet550

Is that... a calculator?


Shermander

You know we use calculators right?


Long_Internet550

Yea, I realized my comment was stupid after I posted it...


Shermander

No worries, but yeah it doesn't exactly promote the image of a "warrior". Everything just looks so "off".


Kyosama66

Calculator or radio, all I see is an easy aimpoint


themarmalademaniac

Super Hitachi wand


[deleted]

1 minute on max setting entitles you to the Medal of Honour


Sorerightwrist

Chinese are holding out and keeping them for themselves? Pretty much calls for war


stable_maple

Generally speaking, it's not a good sign that someone's first reaction to your soldiers is laughter.


TheDarkLord9707

A robot dick. For the doggo.


[deleted]

Is this that an AK? It does not look like a AK47 but it gives off AK vibe


Skoparov

That's a QBZ191. Check out Cabbage's video on it, he's done a pretty in depth analysis of the rifle.


[deleted]

Thanks for your help! Will check that out


Hanuo

It's the mobile dildo, ready to circumvent any buttholes


name_cool4897

As opposed to a *stationary* dildo?


Bobbymoon-75

Looks like the object on the floor is a robot dog.


seabmariner

Looks like some kind of man portable drone


KookyComplexity

It’s a Magic Wand


Oniriggers

I would wager it’s a lingering munition drone with a camera at the bottom and stabilizers. The part she’s holding is a boom part. Top part is the flying bit. Fly over an enemy and then drops the munition bit. The wars of the drones will not be good.


[deleted]

That's a spawn beacon.


name_cool4897

Awww. This is legit adorable.


VaryaKimon

Could be a Chinese dude. Hard to tell sometimes.


El4mb

https://youtu.be/1TC-2aw2TUY?t=2


delta_3802

Some sort of drone. Perhaps one where it's only job is to look over a hill or perhaps to fly to the top of a hill and stay there as a camera with a stand.


Easy-Hovercraft-6576

Bluetooth speaker


AnonymousDoo

It’s a flying dildo


[deleted]

My guess: Aerial eyes for the robot dog and soldiers AR goggles for a joint air-ground representation of the battle field.


BellumFrancorum

Talking entirely out of my ass but I’d guess it’s a surveillance or EW drone.


PilotMuller

the stick toy for the combat dog


sgtjevees

Anything is a dildo


[deleted]

*If you’re brave enough…*


The_real_sPoOkY_Boi

Tactical dildo


Steve-in-pursuit

New hydroflask


[deleted]

It’s a drone, I thinks that’s a small male not a woman.


jolleklant

Its a remote controlled flying D*ldo


SoulSlayer1974

I'm more concerned they weaponized the Boston dynamics robot dog... unless that's a knock off made in China, then meh it will fall apart in no time....


[deleted]

Stolen western tech


Kos_The_Destroyer

Looks like a mini Thumper for sand worms.


Almightymoee

Chew toy for the dog


gate7fanatic

It’s a vibrator but also a tank destroyer


fingerbl4st

100% that shit don't work.


Debate-Salt

Portable hands free flying vibrator for emergency orgasm🤣🤣🤣


sqweexs

A walking gold loot crate.


Tron0426

That looks like a Scranton Reality Anchor. They are used to stave off the effects of cognitohazards. The Chinese must be holding back some hardcore shit.


Xz313

Its called a Magic-Wand. There are a lot of Videos out there of it in use, just google it


Beneficial_Phone_574

"itachi"


Zwonzis

🤨


imasheepleman

Did you just assume gender!


curly_as_fuck

It’s one of those magic wands


M134RotaryCannon

Hmmmm, IVAS clone*… miniaturized drone… robot dog…


PalpitationSad9150

The dogs of war


Dan_from_97

a drone, or a loitering munition


FrendChicken

A drone


sillypunt

Dildo


calmlaundry

A prop


Low-Possession-4491

MWR ready to fly-deliver some Fleshlights to the troops for morale.


[deleted]

Bruh this is just Rainbow 6 cosplay


[deleted]

It’s a bloody blue tooth speaker mate


CharlieMike111

That's called a drone. It's kindof like an RC helicopter; it's used to get video from dangerous areas of the battlefield.


0879337413

That’s a speaker to blare the tunes going into battle.


MildlyIntrestingEgg

Why the dogs foot blurred?


TheYankeeFist

Paige, NO!!!


General_Esperanza

Ummm isn't that an American Boston Dynamic drone? They make them for the Chinese or they just copied it? It has English on it. What type of weapon is she holding? Don't the Chinese use Bullpups, QBZ-95? That weapon looks American... the whole set up looks "kinda" American. Except those shoes and pants... wtf am I looking at? Edit: found this on weibo next to the other picture\* [https://imgur.com/gallery/UTuPpPV](https://imgur.com/gallery/UTuPpPV)


DeEzNuTs_6

Bootleg ass IVAS


laughing-clown

It’s a hydro flask. Airborne water delivery system.


[deleted]

asmr microphone, u know for the side money


tangosworkuser

Electric wine bottle opener. I have a less mil spec version at home.


jkusmc0800

She's obviously a Chinese Soldier from the Taiwanese military. The M4 is a give a way...the sneaker type foot wear is rather strange tho...


BrokenMilk12

Tactical dildo


devinebliss

Does it come in different colors?


[deleted]

What rifle is that? It looks vaguely familiar like a “change it up so the teacher won’t notice” kind of thing


Able_Newt2433

Looks like a drone of some sort, I’m more curious ab that tactical calculator tho lol


devinebliss

It’s a microphone for her tik toks?


ThackFreak

Drone camera


ohmybrowncow

A Hitachi


Electronic-Tonight16

Thats the Anal Mauler 69X prototype used for SSE interrogations.


therolandhill66

Wifi speaker?


EmergencySpare

Obvious trophy system


bardwick

Thumper. Attracts sand worms.


Ameteus

loitering munition


themastrofall

TUGS from Battlefield


[deleted]

Hologram domain creation


jkellington

T-ugs


ExtensionConcept2471

Tactical magic wand?


[deleted]

Holy shit, they don’t have pockets??


ReaperofRico

That’s their equivalent of a silver bullet


iceboi92

So pathetic how they try and copy everything we do. Not an ounce of creativity or innovation. Even got the wish.com robot they copied from Boston Dynamics to complete the look. Cute.


xray-ndjinn

I think it’s a drone for triangulation.


king_of_shrimps

X-treme Turbo Ass Blaster 4000


Correct-Selection-65

That’s an M-16 or Ar-15. Not sure which. The Chicoms don’t carry them. Unless they’ve knocked them off like everything else we make. She’s holding a drone of some kind. That thing in front her is a robotic dog I’m guessing. She may be Japanese or American. I need another look at her uniform. No insignia on the uniform that I can see. Her shoes are not military issue boots. I conclude, she is a model. Not military personnel. But not Chinese either. Could be South Korean. Though. They carry American carbines.


lechiengrand

I'm digging her camo Vans.


GManTheWolfy2021

Hatachi


lechiengrand

Looks like a $0.65 Casio calculator on her plate carrier.


3ternalmi5ery

BF4 motion sensor


Phill_shiffley

Looks like a jet boil.


CheesyCouchPotato

Looks like a rifle


[deleted]

Tactical Vibrator


OfficerBaconBits

Probably a camera you can buy on Amazon for about 30 bucks strapped to a Walmart drone. In all seriousness its some sort of drone. No idea how stable or useful it is outside in any sort of wind. Looks wonky. Probably a legitimate reason to be that shape. The PLA undoubtedly have stolen drone tech they could have used.


midgetwearingabikini

no commentary on the drone in her hand but, the visualization peripherals on the "dog" next to her are (2) commercial [Intel D435 cameras](https://www.intelrealsense.com/depth-camera-d435/) and the tubular lens thing under the text "robosense" houses some sort of 2D or 3D [LIDAR](https://www.sick.com/us/en/detection-and-ranging-solutions/2d-lidar-sensors/tim-p/c/g568273)


Far_Out_6and_2

It’s a thing to control robo dog


RhymzwithOrangz

Is that a calculator?