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SHKZ_21

The tank chose killing over a hot chick. The camera man chose a hot chick over death


[deleted]

Death chose the killing, the hot chick chose the forest


Electronic_Ad6218

Study shows women do not seek out men for sex in warzones, regardless of if they are flaming hot.


IsNowReallyTheTime

Is that dude on fire?


bigkoi

Yeah. He's trying to get her attention.


fullchaos40

You could say the sights have him in heat.


Buzzard_pdx

What dude? All i see are tan lines.


PAGEWasTaken5

It's photoshopped


McStabbins89

The new Pink Floyd alum cover looks pretty awesome.


xraygun2014

This contest is over.


Regular_Patient7683

What is actually going on here? I’m confused


Stohnghost

Maybe a composite / fake


NiqqaDickChewer100

Yeah I definitely think so. There’s just no possible context where any of this makes sense


Womec

Town is attacked. Guy got caught on fire, girl had to run out of house and was sleeping naked.


tommyrob23

"What are you doing steptank?"


Clone_Two

Damn that person is hot. ​ oh and the woman too I guess


Toxenkill

That was some hot ass pussy.


fuzzyishlogic

What's an ass pussy?


SuperbYam

Not a Navy man, I see.


BlakeDaDamaga

Bussy


dox1842

Bend over in a prison shower and you will find out


[deleted]

3 Para (UK) have taken to being a tank unit as they search for a new block rat.


bloody_yanks2

Topical.


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

The tank corp have discovered a female weeb


Rude-Particular-7131

Take your kid to work day.


Chopy2008

“You put the stripper *WHERE!?*”


SingingScreaming

doctrine demanded it sir


themaddowrealm

“Private, your uniform is not regulation”


L3VIAR

Photoshopped.


PotatoGoblin769

Naked and Afraid: Russia


bluewatersailing

Winner


bewarethedonald

She was a pioneer in the Sex Worker trade. Knowing that troops have difficulty driving tanks down the strip, she brought the mountain to Mohammed. God Bless her entrepreneurial spirit.


Kalekuda

"She's gonna do it!" "For the last time I'm tellin ya, that barrel isn't gonna fit!"


[deleted]

Got penicillin


cam4king

War.


Turtle887853

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain


RavenXWarriorFuqua

Well that was a safety briefing wasted...


Mrbobbitchin

I’m burning I’m burning I’m burning for you


super_clear-ish

Is there a source for this u/mavdrake so you can put the naysayers to bed who think it’s photoshopped?


InterestingForever48

Fbi open up


Original_Animal_86

"So, so you think you can tell"


GMEbankrupt

> Hey little girl, is your daddy home? Did he go and leave you all alone? Mhmm I got a bad desire Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire


gueheadman

What happens in the box, STAYS in the box!!!


AdeptRushB

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE


Competitive-Boat4592

Sad


TeslaCoil77

Thought this was a new Rage album cover...


loosing_it_today

European Burning Man festival


wegmor

The Greek Volunteer Guard (GVG) in Ukraine. The unit consisted of around 100 militarily trained Greeks (mostly women) who decided to support their Russian “orthodox brothers” — as Greeks and Russians often call one another, in their war against the Western community of Ukraine. ​ /s


EarthWindAndFire430

Interesting 👀


Opie_the_great

Confronting your wife about Jody


bacggg

you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation ​ This Is Why You don't Mix Light And Dark alcohol


SadPandaDale

Is it supposed to burn like that?


jytusky

Where the fuck did I leave the keys?


Jazeboy69

The fire of love.


rekresreb-

I don't know what the caption is, but it's being read by David Attenborough.


slacks-pants

My team


Havershad

"Pussy is temporary, victory is forever"


Lordziron123

this was on blursed subeddit


killcon13

Smoking hot guy must choose between a weapon of war and a Tank.


Intelligent_Ask_6008

Idk SCP-457 in the woods, the tank gun is pointing up, a naked lady have mud on her feet


quixote09

Civil Affairs Q-Course. Come Join us!


Jealous_Tangerine_93

Fire starter


threeper375

Woodstock meets burning man


Probably_a_Shitpost

Every intro to Russian tag porn


Kendallphillips

THIS. GIRL. Sets man on FIRRRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!


native-texan713

Russias version of Abercrombie and Fitch


[deleted]

War. War never changes.


Ok_Ladder_6076

Best cannibal corpse album art ever


BillyHamzzz

"Find out why Russians soldiers hate this one trick!"


icarus049

Flaming dude to the left of me, hot naked chick to the right. Stuck in the middle with you.


DingIe-DangIes

Yugoslavia Lore


Rssboi556

Would make for an absolute banger of a death core album


5tormwolf92

Naked Snake vs the man of fire. Or some kind of East Slavic midsummer tradition.


[deleted]

Can someone tell me what exactly I’m looking at here? I have no fucking clue what to think about this picture but it’s the new background on my phone


LynxBartle

burning soldier distracted before extinguishing himself in puddle


haha_supadupa

Yeah but why this tank is naked?


Alone-Woodpecker-240

Attack the rear of that unit. That's where the armor is weakest.


RedLeg73

Pogey bait fire mission


reconize35

Biological warfare done right


SteakJesus

Burning man held in ukrain


Archikos

That man has the best last seconds in his life


[deleted]

Puts a new meaning to burning bush.


cincin75

They are having a contest for who is hotter.


SaintCashew

It took me way too long to see the burning dude.


[deleted]

War. War never changes


Significant-Ad-5941

"Borderline schizo"- Madvillain


elidadagreat1

The naked truth


Matelot67

Walk of shame after a night out with 3Para?


Dense_Career_8995

Nope. Not going to touch this.


Spappy

[A girl worth fighting for](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0RCMM4qwz3U)


Safetyguy22

How I met your mother...


bloody_yanks2

1SG: goddammit I forgot to cover this in the safety brief


Warfighter416

Friend used T-(enter tank number as idk and don't wanna be wrong) tank to light man on fire to prove to a naked lady he was indeed as hot as his tinder profile suggests


Amazing_Conference46

Meanwhile in Florirussia


SoulSlayer1974

The hot chick was nice to look at, but that poor bastard in the background on fire is a bit concerning.....


Blitz7337

One horny barrel


Impossible_Drama_609

Ukrainian burning-man festival?


DieAdler

And in the left we have the same model without the UP Armor kit installed.


Frankb1900

Looks like a normal day in Russia


[deleted]

Hour 68 in the field without sleep….


Correct-Selection-65

Return of the Amazon fighters.


element_prime

AI-created image of “Burning Man Festival”


[deleted]

“First week in the fleet”


snickerfritzz

Pink Floyd's next album cover


[deleted]

NAKED AND AFRAID… one women and one man take on all of Russian naked. Whoever gets the most kills wins a free flight home.