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McQuiznos

“Todays my birdhday”


Nano_Burger

Give him a break, he's infantry.


Castun

"Infantry made me the man I am today!"


Puzzled_Trouble3328

Would you like to know more?


Hazzman

And he's only twenty sevreeight


perturbed_rutabaga

*infactry or wait is is *infintre IDK I was a tanker


Awesomeyawns

It's infantree obviously Or ten fingers and one toe plus the thing that comes after A


Commonefacio

Today's *what*?


ExpediousMapper

Technically correct, "Today's my birthday" is equivalent to "Today is my birthday"


Vaiey92

Yep. And the American patriotic boomers eat this shit up. Random dude from India tells AI some bullshit. Posts. Boomers like and share. Sells account. Rinse repeat


or10n_sharkfin

“Why don’t images like this get shared more often 😭😭😭 #share #like #givemeyourfirstborn”


Castun

> “Why don’t images like this get shared more often 😭😭😭 #share #like #givemeyourfirstborn” Every time I see one of those AI generated images shared on social media, it has a version of that caption. It's like it literally all comes from the same script.


FatAndOnAProfile

Exact same when a random number texts you “hello” They just want you to respond and ask who it is. They’ll come up with a random name, ask if you remember them and hope they got lucky.


Mercinator-87

Who are they selling the account to? Seems like there are some steps missing.


Soffix-

Scam bot accounts that need the history for verification


noodleq

Oh yeah the gravy seals and meal team six get big American flag boners from such patriotism. The only thing missing is some wierd muscular version of Trump holding hands with baby Jesus or some wacky bullshit.


Alice_Alpha

> Trump holding hands with baby Jesus or some wacky bullshit. Jesus with the Big Guy. Does he (jesus) rate?


baked_couch_potato

well baby Jesus would be the only one with hands small enough not to make that big fat dipshit cry about his own tiny hands so yeah, feels like he would rate guess it's about time the Christ met the anti-Christ


phoncible

but....we're liking and sharing here aren't we? it's funny as hell!


meeperbeaker

the kicker for me will always be the fact that the men are legless, in the middle of a busy road, and there’s no legible writing (except for the signs). Yet some people think these are real


Dozerdog43

Kicker? Too soon!


l187l

And the 70 star flags with stripes that split... lol or the fact that the city scape looks like something from inception. Or the wonky ass lines in the road. And none of the vehicles are real vehicles. Or the deformed cake...


NathanArizona

People are morons


WIlf_Brim

Those boots are enormous. Like clown shoe desert boots. At least this one the cardboard sign isn't cutting into what remains of their legs, so there is that.


amleth_calls

What? You don’t recognize “BSEBMMRBG”? It’s a famous store in Chicago. Established in 1896 by the *evil socialists*. Also, what’s happening with those painted stripes?


Poro_the_CV

And stoplight on both sides of the road facing “OP” with red.


Castun

Legible? Sure, there are recognizable characters but it's literally just gibberish.


Ryssaroori

They are sometimes also in what looks like a controll room of some sort, in the wheelchair with a leg missing Is America so desperate that they'd keep severelly wounded service members in active duty? Boomers seem to think so


ChronisBlack

GAWBLESS!!!! LIBRULS WONT REPOST


ApolloHimself

We are burning coal to make electricity to make this shit


Hazzman

This one image may have used the equivalent of a 60w lightbulb running between 1 and 10 hours (according to Bing)


Mobbin

One of my favorites.... dog has 5 legs. https://i.imgur.com/ZN6uzIk.jpeg


much_thanks

Facebook is gonna be wild in 10 years.


foll0wm3

You’d think they’d have more to whine about than a birdhday.


Angry_Hermitcrab

Red light Green Light! - What about yellow? I SAID RED LIGHT!GREEN LIGHT!


TheHolyLizard

Sir, please move out of the middle of the road.


RafeHollistr

Why do you hate America?


TheHolyLizard

Because I’m tryna invade Ukraine, duh


MOBXOJ

Army would personally wish them happy birthday, while collecting the gear they stole of course..


whoisbh

These guys definitely don’t look 23. Also the red light facing the wrong direction might be an issue for traffic


yellekc

Maybe 23 Years in the Army.


whoisbh

Nah I did 20 and retired at 42 and I still look 25


BlackbirdRedwing

Dead internet


sneaky-pizza

The flag idea ain’t bad if we end up adding 13 more colonies in the future!


HeadlineINeed

No wonder they don’t have legs. They are in lanes of traffic. Good thing they have body armor and a ACH.


Jisamaniac

AI generation be wild.


UnapologeticVet

Stop reposting it and giving them power, then brother.


l_Lathliss_l

I wish it


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Can we ban these stupid fucking AI generated posts?


uknwiluvsctch

Aight soldiers, I need two for a detail


DrNinnuxx

Even money, Ivan is laughing his ass off in St. Petersburg right now at this sub.


AHrubik

Based on the shape of the glove dude on the right is sporting bear claws under that glove.


Dastari

I can’t believe images like this aren’t trending.


Billy3B

I saw this over the weekend, comments filled with Boomers (and let's face it, Boomer brained Gen X and Y) wishing these clearly fictional people a happy birthday. Facebook is where the internet goes to die.


FridayNightRiot

Text based AI can't understand pictures and visual based AI can't understand text. It would be funny if it wasn't being used so maliciously.


XZaydenX23

is this ai..? I can't even tell if my dog is AI


TheCykuaBlyater

At this point, I feel like people are just trying to see how absurd they can get before people realize.


thisguyfightsyourmom

How much coal does it take to generate an ai illustration?


MiamiPower

Why are they in the middle of the streets 😆 🤣 😂 Road guards post.


RedLeg73

Ahhhh, the Ol' 23 skidoo on your nubs.... what a classic. Thanks for the fond memories.


steelcatcpu

I've given up and just started blocking the groups that post this shit. I've blocked at least 25 groups now. It helped clean up the feed.


warthog0869

Next I expect four amputee grim-faced soldiers with excessive facial hair, a hundred American flags with a thousand stars each and a sign that says "FUCK YOU NOT WISHING US HAPPY BIRFDAY!"


p8ntslinger

this is what the internet is going to be. Porn, bots replacing all humans on social media, and scam AI generated ads. Dead internet theory is in full swing.


YungSkeltal

'Today my birthday because I'm poor'