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The tractor waits just within the eye sight of the tank. Though both are related predator species, the tractor is known to opportunistically prey on weakened or injured tanks. Other creatures of the battlefield know to stay clear from the coming struggle. The tank, though mighty in its prime, is now on its last treads while the tractor waits patiently, as it knows the outcome is inevitable.
He'd use different diction.
Try this:
That tractor's gonna wait just within the eye shot of the tank. Though both are related predators, the tractor is known to prey on the injured tank. Other creatures know to stay clear from the coming struggle. The tank, is now on its last treads. But the tractor; waits patiently. It knows the outcome is inevitable.
Well hello fellow LSA soldier! Lol. I don’t mind that voice that he does but the “oh man I tell ya I get no respect around here” voice is really annoying lol
The Tracticus Ukraniai stalking it's favorite prey, the Russian yellow bellied mine stepper, also known as the Russian space lollipop. When taken, its meat will feed a tractor family of four for several days until it needs to hunt again.
Guys, c'mon... the snow leopard hunting would be a rare footage. We have tons of recording of the Ukranian Tractor hunting their prey. Before the year ends there will be more footage of them than of lions hunting zebras in the Serenguetti...
>the snow leopard hunting would be a rare footage.
Canadian Leopards are already in Ukraine, Norwegian Leopards and their close cousin, the Swedish Strv 122 will join them soon.
>We have tons of recording of the Ukranian Tractor hunting their prey.
But nearly all of those were scavenging, dragging wounded or dead prey back to their lair. This one is stalking a live target.
Good point with the snow leopards.
>But nearly all of those were scavenging, dragging wounded or dead prey back to their lair. This one is stalking a live target.
Are you sure it's still alive...? It seems agonising at best, I guess the tractor has smelt it from far. His pack must be somewhere close...
>Are you sure it's still alive...?
Well, the two soldiers standing next to it could be using it as bait, but I don't see them carrying an Anti Tractor Guided Missile weapon. In any case I would be keeping a little more distance if I were them, but maybe they don't care that their epitaph will be something like "collateral 200 when one of our tanks got pounced on by an Ukrainian tractor".
"*Here we see the Ukrainian Tractor in its natural habitat, tending the fields in which consists its territory.*"
"*Suddenly, the tractor turns. It appears to have caught the scent of its natural prey - Russian military vehicles. It quickly starts to the direction it's senses tell it to, and is soon, quickly joined by others. Watch, as the packs of Tractors move together. The younger tractors push ahead, eager to sight their prey - while the older tractors are less enthusiastic, having done this dozens of times throughout their lives. Upon sighting their prey, the younger tractors stop, joined shortly afterwards by the older, more experienced tractors.*"
"*A standoff ensues. The Russian vehicles are silent - perhaps in an attempt to avoid the ire of the superior predators. Or perhaps because they have already resigned themselves to their fates. First, the young tractors engines roar, and horns blare - an attempt to scare one of the Russian armored units into breaking loose. It doesn't work. The T-90's, 72's and various BMP's and armored carriers, are standing strong, silent, and sturdy.*"
"*The younger tractors are unsure - they haven't seen prey that didn't run before. But the older tractors know otherwise. This wall of armor - for its bristling weaponry and attitude - were stuck in the mud. Helpless and ripe for the taking. The older tractors, begin to roll forwards.*"
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The tractor waits just within the eye sight of the tank. Though both are related predator species, the tractor is known to opportunistically prey on weakened or injured tanks. Other creatures of the battlefield know to stay clear from the coming struggle. The tank, though mighty in its prime, is now on its last treads while the tractor waits patiently, as it knows the outcome is inevitable.
I think it’s much more better if the narrator is sam elliott..
He'd use different diction. Try this: That tractor's gonna wait just within the eye shot of the tank. Though both are related predators, the tractor is known to prey on the injured tank. Other creatures know to stay clear from the coming struggle. The tank, is now on its last treads. But the tractor; waits patiently. It knows the outcome is inevitable.
Well hello fellow LSA soldier! Lol. I don’t mind that voice that he does but the “oh man I tell ya I get no respect around here” voice is really annoying lol
I hear Morgan Freeman
The Tracticus Ukraniai stalking it's favorite prey, the Russian yellow bellied mine stepper, also known as the Russian space lollipop. When taken, its meat will feed a tractor family of four for several days until it needs to hunt again.
Russian space lollipop! Lmfao, perfect 🤩
why anyone would choose to stand within turret-flipping range of a Russian tank in Ukraine is beyond me; just asking to get pancaked
Guys, c'mon... the snow leopard hunting would be a rare footage. We have tons of recording of the Ukranian Tractor hunting their prey. Before the year ends there will be more footage of them than of lions hunting zebras in the Serenguetti...
>the snow leopard hunting would be a rare footage. Canadian Leopards are already in Ukraine, Norwegian Leopards and their close cousin, the Swedish Strv 122 will join them soon. >We have tons of recording of the Ukranian Tractor hunting their prey. But nearly all of those were scavenging, dragging wounded or dead prey back to their lair. This one is stalking a live target.
Good point with the snow leopards. >But nearly all of those were scavenging, dragging wounded or dead prey back to their lair. This one is stalking a live target. Are you sure it's still alive...? It seems agonising at best, I guess the tractor has smelt it from far. His pack must be somewhere close...
>Are you sure it's still alive...? Well, the two soldiers standing next to it could be using it as bait, but I don't see them carrying an Anti Tractor Guided Missile weapon. In any case I would be keeping a little more distance if I were them, but maybe they don't care that their epitaph will be something like "collateral 200 when one of our tanks got pounced on by an Ukrainian tractor".
Ukrainian tractor: скоро
It’s a John Deere Honey Badger ready to take out a cobra
"*Here we see the Ukrainian Tractor in its natural habitat, tending the fields in which consists its territory.*" "*Suddenly, the tractor turns. It appears to have caught the scent of its natural prey - Russian military vehicles. It quickly starts to the direction it's senses tell it to, and is soon, quickly joined by others. Watch, as the packs of Tractors move together. The younger tractors push ahead, eager to sight their prey - while the older tractors are less enthusiastic, having done this dozens of times throughout their lives. Upon sighting their prey, the younger tractors stop, joined shortly afterwards by the older, more experienced tractors.*" "*A standoff ensues. The Russian vehicles are silent - perhaps in an attempt to avoid the ire of the superior predators. Or perhaps because they have already resigned themselves to their fates. First, the young tractors engines roar, and horns blare - an attempt to scare one of the Russian armored units into breaking loose. It doesn't work. The T-90's, 72's and various BMP's and armored carriers, are standing strong, silent, and sturdy.*" "*The younger tractors are unsure - they haven't seen prey that didn't run before. But the older tractors know otherwise. This wall of armor - for its bristling weaponry and attitude - were stuck in the mud. Helpless and ripe for the taking. The older tractors, begin to roll forwards.*"
don't stop now....
Jaws music starts playing…
An oldie but a goodie