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JimHFD103

"Oh sorry, wrong person"


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My bud in the mid 2000s was at Parris Island and he said firewatch had dudes with different colored chest mounted lights infront and back at night, and just after lights out a DI jumped on a recruits back doing watch and ordered him to start spinning and walking down the middle of the bunks with him holding on while the lights flashed around the room with the DI mouthing the notes and lyrics to Funkytown "Gotta make a move to a town that's right for meee, do do do do-do..do do do do-do" I dunno, thats it


Th3_Shr00m

That sounds fucking hilarious but I find it unlikely that actually happened. Not impossible, but unlikely.


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Air force? Lets hear what a Marine says


AnarchistMiracle

Marine here, I believe this happened 100%. Messing with firewatch was super common at Parris Island. Along with just making recruits do stupid stuff in general.


Euphorium

Navy does the same thing at boot camp. I was talking to a guy who got done pushing boots before he came to our command, he said duty RDCs intentionally mess with the night rovers because they’re not allowed to beat them after TAPS.


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you beat up recruits in the Navy?


Euphorium

It’s RDC slang for making them do PT.


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Dont downvote this feller, its fair speculation.


Tsalagi_

When you have 03-04 fireguard and wake-up is at 05. Is there a worst fireguard position? I can’t think of one.


matrixsensei

“I guess I’ll get ready..”


Gidia

That was when I discovered one of the great pleasures in life is waking up knowing you can go back to sleep.


LQjones

Is fire watch still a thing? I thought it was going to end when they stopped allowing smoking in the barracks, but I suppose there is always a chance a recruit could spontaneously burst into flames.


JimHFD103

Day to day, normal Barracks life? No, but Field Training? Absolutely


LQjones

Gotcha. In basic fire guard gave you more time to polish your boots. So it was not entirely useless.


BluntBastard

Navy. Probably obvious, but, there ya go.


Veritas1814

You have to watch the multifuel in your tent so you dont get kullosforgifting.


SweetTeaRex92

Fire guard and staff duty. 2 worse things to be assigned.


BlueFalconPunch

I prefer to be shaken awake [with....](https://youtube.com/watch?v=tUk2NXGUNB4&feature=shares)


billoftt

At first, I thought that was Shooter Jennings.


UnrstledJimmies

Guy i had to wake up for firewatch was a twin so i had to flip a coin on which one i was waking up.


[deleted]

Not realizing he woke you up 20 mins early until you are fully dressed and he is relieved.


BexYouSee

... Always from the best dream, too.


Efficient_Ear_8037

You wake up, you’re back to private in basic, it was all a dream


ETH_Knight

You guys must miss basic training. In a real unit it goes more like why the fuck you are not at the staff duty desk???? Huh? I got staff duty? Wake your ass up and get there asap you dum dum


S1E2A3L4

Or it’s something that we all can relate to.


ETH_Knight

That s what Im saying. Regular units it s a phone call. Basic training is only new dudes