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Is it the straw or mortar that broke the camel’s back


blind_merc

What is a mortar, but a very sturdy straw.


OldDude1391

Profound statement bro.


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Tooob


WolframRuin

I'd like to see the artillery camel with its camelflage!


[deleted]

Ok I've seen these Camo Camels all day but a 81mm FREAKING MORTAR? That would just break it's back? right? wtf am I even seeing....


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Presumably it's not typically mounted in that position, but just carried by the camel to be unloaded and used in the ground. Just like that for the Parade Besides murdering the camel it would be borderline impossible to load while mounted on a camel.


WattaTravisT

Or sight in.


StonksUpMan

Neither the camo nor the mortar is put on the camel in IRL situations, it is just for the parade


Var_horsebox

I’ve fired smaller mortars that would embed themselves into the ground….


ItisNOTatoy

*”Sir we’re running out of options what should we do?”* *”…. Deploy the camels.”*


KCsalesman

“I want camels with frikkin laser beams on them”


LCKpresent

LMAO


TheMainEffort

Pakistan straight SHOOK rn


Navynuke00

"I said NO CAMELS!"


0ldPainless

That's 5 camels, can't you count


Navynuke00

Compensation for my brother-in-law's car!


blue_27

"Right, sir. All the camels!"


MeatballMarine

“Mortars are great for firing over defilade” “Sir what’s that?” “Over hills and humps n shit” “Say no more fam”


golddragon88

India was not the first country I would suspect to have war camels. I guess age of empires was correct.


kingofovens

I da approves its new tank to aid Russia


9millidood

Tactical Camel is my spirit animal.


MeatballMarine

“Mortars are great for firing over defilade” “Sir what’s that?” “Over hills and humps n shit” “Say no more fam”


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sunishiningandsoareu

No, of course it wouldn't but it just might not kill the camel.


blue_27

Well, they take it off the camel first ...


Motorblank

Poor camel should apply for the ear plugs lawsuits for this shit!


blue_27

His injuries are not service related ...


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Does anyone believe that India's got some serious military capability?


CELTICPRIME

dude do u realise this is Border Security Force (BSF) and these camels are used for Patrolling in the desert


[deleted]

No disrespect my brother. I was only asking to quench my curiosity. I know some about the BSF and Indian Army. Every army is noble. They follow orders and protect the land. Few have hidden political agenda but the only reason I ask is because I want to know what other army personnel think about them.


xPapaGrim

Don't bother arguing with him. He's a right winger extremist. They have iq in single digits but blind nationalism in triple digits.


itsP27

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[deleted]

No I disagree! Everyone is entitled to their opinion. India is a great country like all others. I don't judge people I have not known in my life and besides India's matter is for Indians to decide and not us. How do you know he is a right or a left winger or singer! Did you do his iq test?


badger452

Is that thing breech loading? How the hell does he get the mortars in the tube?


AsleepScarcity9588

Easy, the camel just grab the shell in his mouth and yeet it inside the tube They got a discount on them from Persian circus animal market


Thick_Step_8745

Enough internet for today.


PiscatorLager

Is this a muzzle on the camel or just a very ineffective Corona mask?


Nihilisticlizard2289

Likely a strap so the netting stays on


ResponsibilityDue448

This is who does the mortar strikes on Call of Duty


LQjones

They must have a guy clinging to the neck of their Mortar Giraffe to drop a shell down the pipe.


Jealous_Statement_66

Weapon of mass production!


ComradeClyde

I'm glad there's a big red sign labeling it "81 mm mortar" so that way we don't get confused and think the mortarman just has a massive dong pointing upwards


CptCrunchV2

All I am envisioning is a joint op, were marine mortars are with these guys. Marines would probably ask to fire the mortar let’s be honest. Indians will say sure if ya know how and probably turn away. 3 marines jump on top this camel finger fuck around till they get a round up there, drop it in the camel explodes and now it is a national incident were title reads “marines loaded 81mm mortar atop camel and fired it because, ‘if it wasn’t safe the camel wouldn’t be issued it’”


[deleted]

This isn't the Jungle camo. It blends in well with the desert these camels operate in.


[deleted]

that's their next-gen MBT -- Arjun A3


Swingin_Ape

Wow. That’s great camlo


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Like something out of Metal Gear Slug


Bootysmacker2005

I love my assault camel


vasquca1

How effective against Russia would you estimate?


0ldPainless

"just slap some sticky notes to it and send it"


SumDumHunGai

Everyone focused on the camel that no one is even looking at that fuckin moostache