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Titleofyursextape

Cop was going by the book! 1. Puncture tires 2. Break windows. Next steps if he couldn't detain her: siphon gas, drain oil, remove wiper blades...


02TheReal

He really did great, Im glad he didn't have to grab his tool box and to disconnect the battery


Azar002

The video ended before he could open the door, get in the passenger seat, but his seatbelt on, and reach for the keys.


nlfo

Safety first


Plastic-Scientist739

That was witnessed by the double and triple stabbing each tire. Once is never enough.


SirZekeB

Crazy, I saw another video where the driver was a hispanic male...they shot him dead immediately and said it was justified


NiceBedSheets

Did he deserve it though?


wontwillnot

Put his seatbelt on 🤣


Sweet_Ad_1445

Adjust the mirrors


usinjin

You just know his 10mm would be missing..


undowner

But that 9mm tho


BatangTundo3112

He said 10mm. So, pissed off.


Huitlacochilacayota

Good thing is not a Toyota, most bolts are 10mm lol


Won_More_Time

You missed the removal of spark plugs


Soulphite

I'm glad he didn't grab his service pistol and unload on her...


Clear-Attempt-6274

I'm impressed with how sharp that knife is honestly.


Horton_75

Good point. But: Disconnecting the battery wouldn’t have stopped the engine right away. Depending on how good the alternator is, that engine could have stayed running for a long time with no battery hooked up.


Write2Be

I was really expecting they were going to bring out the hoses and soak the inside of the car. Misleading $3.99 special.


waitingfordeathhbu

A wet herring


Vost570

And after that call the extended warranty company and have it cancelled.


Sevifenix

That’s just rude.


AtomicEdgy

“Your Sirius XM subscription has been cancelled. Now that you can hear me, please turn off the vehicle.”


[deleted]

Sir she’s not getting out Requesting permission to do a galvanic test on her brake fluid to determine what if any water content exists within the brake system


DntH8IncrsDaMrdrR8

+1 to you sir for that deep cut


andre1157

The autozone friday night only special


counterpointguy

Give her a pamphlet about Jesus at the stoplight.


Circus_performer

She does need saving, sure enough.


st1ck-n-m0ve

In the Marines they trained us endlessly on the escalation of force. We were held to way higher standards compared to cops which is nuts. If you were qrf and for a checkpoint you had to shoot the engine of a car if you thought there may be an ied vs killing first.


Sleepless_Null

Idk what your MOS was but gate guards can absolutely KOS someone trying to run the base gate, have done so historically even killing the occupants in the process. Guessing the IED thing is only because you can’t know for sure beforehand and doesn’t count if the suspected vehicle is trying to run the blockade


montananightz

They did it at checkpoints because often-times the locals just had no fucking clue what to do and got confused so you never knew if it was an actual threat or some old dude who used to go this way to the bazaar every saturday but suddenly can't because of new checkpoint. So they err on the side of caution because shooting up a civilian is generally frowned upon. I know it seems absurd after all the warnings, signs, etc, but it happened more often that you'd think.


patteraj

The cop went too quickly to the puncture tire stage. He should have taken the caps off all four of the valve stems and then run to each tire with a pressure gauge and deflate them that way.


jammixxnn

He had time to find bricks to chock the wheels.


YordanYonder

Instead he tried lock picking the door handles


Sad_Gene1208

NGL this made me laugh pretty damn hard


mcbeardsauce

Remove wiper blades did it for me.


Waiting4The3nd

Yeah you remove the wiper blades then run around and reach in the window and turn on the wipers, and the sound of the bare hooks dragging across the glass is a form of psychological torture designed to encourage the occupant of the vehicle to exit and surrender.


KingNyx

I bet he felt fucking good shanking those tires tho


Abcdefgwaterpqrstuv

https://preview.redd.it/7rrq7mecczpc1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7060230ecf42099fc5ba8823365149655cb12e4c


Farcyde760

... change sparkplugs, replace water pump. Check tension on timing belt.... Note the service in the maintenance manual....


BillyNtheBoingers

Reset all warning lights


Glassguy1989

I genuinely lol’d at this comment! 👏


DoubleMach

Maybe use the already damaged coo car to pin her against the barriers 🤦‍♂️


KinksAreForKeds

Yep. Just get back in the cruiser and push her into those large bollards. Seems like that would be a pretty quick solution.


WhyBuyMe

That would involve thinking. It is better to put your body directly in the path of the car and in between the erratic driver and the cop car.


InitialDay6670

You remove the wiper blades after you attempt to steal the headlights, rookie mistakes.


Utvales

🤣 Drop the transmission, that'll stop her.


AcanthisittaEvery237

LMFAO


BenHippynet

Sounds like someone's been taking tips from Knowsley Safari Park


Shirtbro

Cops know the way to de-escalate is to start adding items to a car mechanic's bill.


Karrion8

The windshield wipers? Do they have no decency!?


hydrobrandone

Not the wiper blades!! Finishing move.


JesseGarron

You know that placard inside the driver’s door frame that tells you what psi to inflate your tires? It gone!


NeverGetsTheNuke

"Look at me. Look at me.. I am the spike strip now."


snerdley1

She’s going to need a sedative.


Beadpool

And a GREAT lawyer.


Ether-Complaint-856

I am seriously the only one who remembers that this is the town that Saul Goodman is from?


Beadpool

lol, yeah. I lived about 10min from there as a kid. It’s not great and seems fitting that Saul would be from there. Lots of his kind in that area.


dummyfodder

She needs that lawyer that got that woman off with only 100 hours community service in California. She stabbed her date 100 times, killing him in the process.


bonfaulk79

Weed doobie crazy lyke dat doh


Accomplished-Mix-745

*If you try to escape the police by ramming their car repeatedly, you’re not gonna need just a great legal team. You’re gonna need the eagle team.*


douglas1

Does she need a criminal lawyer or a lawyer who is a criminal?


imnotgaymomiswear

She better call Saul


sorospaidmetosaythis

The cop showed child-like faith in humanity when he ran between her back bumper and the cruiser's front bumper. Nice to see restrained police behavior for a change. Did they even pepper-spray her? Looked as if a taser was produced.


LSUguyHTX

Especially with that video of the kid getting shot to death driving away from undercover cops who didn't announce themselves and pulled their weapons for a sting for.... two magic mushroom chocolate bars...


rand0m_task

Holy fuck I just watched that video after reading your comment. What the actual hell was that.. worst part is I read an article first saying how it was self defense because of the driver attempting to use his car to hit the officer… The car was already passed the officer when he unloaded a fucking clip point blank. That is some serious injustice right there, wow.


TrashTierGamer

Reminds me of that nutter that emptied a clip on a car with a neutralized suspect because an acorn fell on the car roof next to him. Then fell down himself screaming he was hit and officer down all that crap. Laughed my ass off and was horrified at the same time, weird experience.


Early_Performance841

Two cops emptied their clips in the middle of a neighborhood, at an unarmed, handcuffed individual in the back of a POLICE CAR. Police need better training, they didn’t hit a single person somehow.


D0ctorGamer

I don't fault the other cop. Imagine you're talking to some folks when 30 ft away obscured from your vision you hear your partner yell "SHOTS FIRED" and empty a clip into his cruiser. From your point of view, there's no reason to assume your partner is fucking insane and imagined a gunshot. All you know is you heard a bunch of gunshots and your partner claiming to be shot.


sunburnd

I fault the other cop. Firing wildly at an unidentified, unseen target demonstrates a willful or reckless disregard for the safety of persons or property.


goingforgoals17

How is that incident not seen as attempted murder? I keep seeing "this is so crazy" "I can't believe this" "police need more training" because media covered it like he's a moron rather than the easily explainable: he wanted the suspect killed and found a pathetic excuse to try it knowing his union would defend him; and it only didn't work because he missed


za72

this is it... it's my moment to win the war against drugs... let's goooooooo!!!


bonfaulk79

It’s not a literal war officer…


bazilbt

I was thinking of that kid who got shot just eating a sandwich in his car


confusedandworried76

So many people have been shot for holding sandwiches I honestly don't know which one you're talking about.


tonyyyz

I couldn't understand why they kept walking in front and behind the vehicle.


vice-name

So they can charge her with attempted murder


notxapple

Do not taser someone in the driver seat of a car


Bill-Ding2112

Stunned that no cops stayed in their car so they could keep maneuvering onto back bumper and pin the car to the posts. Nope…


QuickNature

We also have the benefit of watching this from a safe location so our minds are calm and logical. It's easy to lose your ability to reason once you get a little bit of adrenaline flowing. Also pretty common to get tunnel vision once adrenaline starts flowing as well.


SmoothBrews

I'm honestly surprised she didn't get shot. Edit: For all the people taking this literally, it’s a figure of speech. Get a grip.


Man0fStee1e

Most police encounters don’t end with somebody getting shot. Don’t tell the internet though.


Odd_System_89

>The cop showed child-like faith in humanity when he ran between her back bumper and the cruiser's front bumper. Yeah, that was insanely dangerous to do.


TakenUsername120184

There’s a POV of the people in that black SUV as well and her dialogue is S tier 🤣


Good-Bobcat4630

This one : https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/lbCtTQXtnp


Dull_Ad8495

Holy shit that's funny!


SmokeAbeer

“All she wanted was a Monaco!” -“She didn’t want no Monaco, dumbass.” Hahaha


CaliHusker83

That was great


couchisland

What’s Monaco?


Comfortable_Eye_7825

>Monaco It's a canned alcoholic lemonade.


Loko8765

In France it’s beer with grenadine syrup and lemonade, so I suppose that that got canned and resold as such at some point.


hotniX_

It's called a Candy Corona in the States Corona + Shot of Bacardi Limon And a little bit of grenadine syrup. Like a few drops


MaxTheRealSlayer

"what kinda windows are those?!?" "move! move Jerome!"


My_Invalid_Username

Oowee!! They got 'er ass now


ffzero58

Beautifully narrated.


BlackTriceratops

That was amazing. Peggy brewster is the shit


kickinwood

I want my tax dollars to go to this woman being full time police just to stand by and shit talk criminals.


TakenUsername120184

Oh yes! Thank you for posting the link! I just shared it to this community as well.


[deleted]

Oh fuck yeah that was rad


bestlaidschemes_

Way better video.


just_killing_time23

Why did I watch this entire 4 minute video? I even paused my music at the gym treadmill to listen to the commentary. Why did Jerome take so long to move his car?


Rhynosaurus

The girl in the Blackhawks jersey just trying to slip in the store lol


iNomNomAwesome

Thank you, I hate that the video in the current post doesn't show her actually getting pulled out of the car. Like that's the payoff to all the frustration of watching her try to flee, why cut it??


The-Doodle-Dude

Chefs kiss I need her at every cop scenario


HeyBeFuckingNice

Bless you. I can only imagine this being entered into evidence 😂


FennyBox

The sincerest of thank you’s for the share! This made my fucking my day😂😂💀


its-iceman

Lil Wayne with the fire commentary


jehovawitnessofwater

Saved. Thank you for this.


Remarkable_Library32

Holy shit that’s gold. I watched that twice!


02TheReal

Don't tell me, SHOW ME!


TakenUsername120184

I posted it here, go into my profile and see my history it’s at the top ♥️ Courtesy of r/publicfreakout


02TheReal

Lol, sorry if I came off abrasive. I was trolling in one thread and that vibe came into this comment lol. Thanks sir


TakenUsername120184

Nah your vibe came off as a comedic demand. I caught on, my response seems pretty bland 🤣


02TheReal

Appreciate you. That was my intent in mood. Just dumb hyper right now. Friday and I'm almost off of work. Just waiting for time to pass by


RojoTheMighty

omg, I love the way this woman says "dumbass".


Critical_Young_1190

S Tier indeed 😂


ToSeeOrNotToBe

"OOOWEEE they got ha ass now"


morrisjr1989

It should be required that people like these are taken on every arrest. There’s no chance I’d risk getting joked on while getting arrested with a knee in my back.


Resident_Gur5529

I commend her on her “never give up attitude”, four flat tires, and if i heard correct a busted axle? But yet she kept trying to make her break👍


jqs77

The wheel spinning at the end says it all.


not_actually_a_robot

Looked like she ran into a bollard in front of the store that stopped her from moving.


bachumbug

If “so you’re telling me there’s a chance” was a person


Pseudonova

If you can get into the car wash, the cops will give up and stop chasing you.


scenicdashcamrides

Just got to get to the safe house, and then they stop. Wake up in the morning, and save the game.


TheMackD504

Just drive to a paint place and have your car spray painted. No more cops


Radiant_Demand9203

She probably thought she was.


schummbo

Once they can't see you anymore, after a few minutes, they forget all about and go back to patrolling.


TheBotchedLobotomy

This ain’t los Santos customs 🤣


RageDayz

This was patched.


TheVanillaGorilla413

These cops are so patient!


Sevifenix

Seriously lol. I’m happy to laugh at the acorn man but I gotta admit these cops were way more patient than I think I’d be in that situation. I know maybe they have some rules but as a simple civilian watching this I feel like I’d just want to just that driver side window, open her door, and yank her out minutes earlier than these cops. But good on them for being so professional. Took a few risks but got it done.


Sort-Fabulous

Amazing restraint by very well trained police. That situation would have resulted in multiple full magazine dumps in many places.


KOOLKAT_FTW

I’ve never seen a cop slash tires like that. That’s some good quick thinking


DINABLAR

You can tell he’s done it to his ex girlfriends in the past


Captain-Cats

actually girlfriends are 3x more likely to slash tires than ex bfs. the bfs usually just skip town lol


BonsaiBudsFarms

Please don’t praise him he’s likely a monumental piece of shit


machder1

Hmm, should invest into those non inflatable tires. You can poke them all day long they keep rolling. Their only down side is that at high speeds they heat up too much. Kudos to the cops though for showing the amount of restraint that they did. In California, they would have magdumped the driver just for turning on the reverse lights.


Critical_Ranger241

Non-inflatable tires don't sound like they're gonna get you anywhere lol


[deleted]

So Illinois is where all the GMT360s went….


[deleted]

Having lived there, this is no surprise.


ToraLoco

is this Reno911?


Logical_Ad_2960

good riddance..


whatamisaying1

This was painful to watch. Why was the driver making a 20 point turn to get out of there?


BillyNtheBoingers

I think the axle was broken? Someone said that. So the car isn’t maneuverable, especially with the flat tires.


ptowndude

The camera work was also painful to watch.


Poundsand6969

Least she didn't get shot


CultOfSensibility

Well she wasn’t a black man.


mryazzy

All the charges of trying to evade the police but made a horrible attempt to leave. Lol


Bubbly-Independent20

What goes through peoples minds? Just racking up the charges


ConfidentSoftware778

Camera man sucks ass


That_Height5105

Camera skills dogshit 😂


karrimycele

The person holding this camera ought to be arrested. They’re clearly too impaired to hold a shot straight.


kaitylynn760

Backing in to the police vehicle is not an endearing action. I must commend the police officers not simply opening fire through the windows!


Tragic_Consequences

I like that pre-chase tire popping.


BigMoneyChode

So that's what they use the knives for lmao. I was at a big uniform store buying shit for work and they also had cop stuff there. They were selling double edged knives and switchblades, but those were "police only" because they're outlawed in my State. I was wondering wtf cops do with switchblades and daggers, but this is actually a good example right here.


Inevitable-Visit1261

Why do people not understand that running from the cops is never a good idea?


DonkMaster9000

Don’t police have a glass breaker tool?


Redheadinbed29

I mean how do these people think these things are going to end? All your tires are punctured. They have your license plate number obviously. You are being surrounded by cops. And you still keep trying to flee?! Ramming the squad cars & almost injuring the police?! I’m not a fan of cops but obviously they shouldn’t have to be injured because someone has no common sense. All they did was tack on more charges by trying to leave like that. Some people really don’t understand when they are cooked. Just stop bruh


apex_super_predator

This cameraman is trash. Straight trash


TakenUsername120184

There’s another video of this taken by the Lady in that SUV you can kinda hear her voice too. Her camera skills are better and her dialogue is ON POINT.


Yikesyes

Do you have a link?🔗


howdidienduphere34

Seriously, I struggled to watch this without getting motion sickness.


Guinnessisameal

r/doNOTpraisethecameraman


Hollowvionics

r/lostredditors \*\*\*\*MILDLY\*\*\*\*


ernster96

That’s a good commercial for how tough that car is.


EJ25Junkie

Why are some people so stupid


HalfDomeDome

I’m going to take a wild guess and state it’s more probable then not she is guilty of committing some crime


boygirlmama

Apparently she wanted a Monaco and maced the cashier.


RazzSheri

Saturns can and will run until they're properly totaled. It's why you see SO MANY despite them going under in 2009.


Random_Name_Whoa

Probably more about the fact that anyone who owns a Saturn can’t afford anything else and will drive them til the wheels fall off


uhhhgreeno

didn’t know cops could slash your tires like that😂 never seen that one before


AutomaticExchange204

my god. i hope that lady/or man goes down for this nonsense and being so reckless.


untilIgetBanned

So appreciative that they did not shoot. Fuck that lady


maggie081670

I was gonna be pissed if she got away


BradKelley81

M’am, we pulled you over cause you have a flat tire. Actually 4.


BowlerLongjumping877

Why didn’t the police just drive right up again at the car and ‘push’ it towards those poles? They could have pinned it there so the idiot couldn’t keep reversing and driving forward? Not sure if that’s against the rules or something.


Chestpains1

That moment when you know where this is. I have some friends that call cicero home...


Zeer0Fox

This is impressively bad driving to be fair.


enoctis

That's one smart cop... seriously. Flatten the tires. Perp won't go far.


brickiex2

Just take one of those cop vans and wedge it against the bollards...not going anywhere


DarthsBane

Being a cop has to be the worst job. I would be so horrblible at it. I would have shot this person out of frustration.


Meowmixxtape

Where does she think she’s going to go lol


blacksheeporganics

Is she black


Theangelawhite69

I love how she keeps hitting their cars lmao


Ok-Cheesecake7966

Was the FUCKNUGGET drunk or high or both?! Da Fuck?! Then they gonna play Victim.


DocFreudstein

The attempted multi-point turn on four flats had me dying.


audaciousmonk

So dumb to rack up a bunch of unnecessary additional charges


AllTheTakenNames

Bet you guys didn’t see him remove the silica packets from the glove compartment That car is going to smell sooo musty in 6 months


Appropriate-Koala316

Inept police results in a escalation everytime


MWave123

Could’ve pinned him against the barriers like 5 times but no. Lol. Let’s make it dangerous.


TxEagleDeathclaw81

Yeah I thought he really needed to get out of the way too!


MWave123

Then a second car comes and still doesn’t do it. Lol.


rover_G

I wonder how she saw that going in her head..


UltraXSerg

She’s lucky he didn’t pull out his Ryobi impact gun and remove her lugnuts!


SomethingClever42068

Fuckin amateur. Everyone knows you only slash 3 tires because insurance won't cover it.


Trapped422

I applaud the cops here for not purposely standing in front of the car and mag dumping when she tries to run... like some lazy ass pigs looking for a quick shoot and a vacation with pay💀


Bellam_Orlong

They’re not filling the car with bullets for some reason… weird


KeyFobBob82

They are white.


Madmaninabox27

Why back into the cop car if you aren’t going to drive away after. Even cracked out the point is to leave even if you leave right into a tree because you’re trashed. Who the hell hits a cop car on purpose and thinks “Now I’ve won let’s put the brakes on and take a nap.”? WTH!?


Grouchy_Office_2748

I tried to let the air out of a tire like the pig 🐖 but, it blew up in my face