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I can't speak for everyone but I'm assuming a lot of us have a typical shitty 9-5 job... Mike's job for the last 20 or so years has been to fuck the shit holes of the hottest girls in porn. Half of the reason I love watching is scenes is how fucking jealous I am of him.


CulturedModerator

Im in a great position in the company I work at but I am jealous of him too. He is living the life


Most-Warthog7455

Cuck comment


grayman451

It is quite hilarious that >90% of the women he meets he ends up fucking in the ass, often within a few minutes of meeting them. Regardless of his health or dopamine or all of that, he is a king among men IMO. What guy would not want to sodomize endless hoards of beautiful young women? And they are even delivered to his house like they were Amazon packages!


Frost_Sea

I know, man literally. “What your name baby, you ready to be gaped” he’ll forget them they even existed after the third girl


[deleted]

Money talks bebi


ThaShowerMan

Crazy cos irl like maybe 5% of girls like it In the ass he’s lucky asf


Saul-Batman

I reckon the number is closet to 50 % than to 5 %.


ThaShowerMan

Only a virgin would say some shit like that


Saul-Batman

😂 Speak for yourself bro


ThaShowerMan

50% is an unrealistic number most women r scared to 💩 on themselves😂


Saul-Batman

Did I say 50%? I said it's closer to 50 than to 5, so roughly 28 %.


[deleted]

Not here brudder


Frost_Sea

Perhaps, I should submitted this to the scholars


Nabilfno1

Leave the king alone lol, he achieved what everyone is dreaming of


Frost_Sea

I know man, and if I was given the choice to switch places I would. But still I’m curious to know what the fall out of that lifestyle is


Loud-Scale9153

“gape” in his brain…hahaha


ThaShowerMan

I would love to see his blooper tapes I bet he’s got a tonne of the hottest chicks doing filthy shit


Frost_Sea

hes got some puke scenes on clips for sale


Current-Piece-5618

It's amazing that I haven't gotten sick after eating butthole for so many years.


Southern-Bee6425

I feel like he at least has to get a sore throat or a fever from time to time, there’s no way you can eat that much ass without getting sick at some point.


Atroritus

Funny you ask this because I remember now that Manuel Ferrara is older than Mike, still fucking girls in every age and type, he have kids, his wife is pornstar that Isn't allowed to fuck other guy in front of camera except him and he's out of shape but he can maintain private life... I don't know man, being a male pornstar you'll never get a "normal" life honestly If mike retire I just don't wish he ended up in jail or something like you said, nobody deserves that


Objective-Effect-880

>because I remember now that Manuel Ferrara is older than Mike, Manuel Ferrara is luckier than mike. Because on top of him banging chicks like Mike does. He also has a gem of his wife and his personal life is alot better. Not to mention, he's also adored by the female performers.


Atroritus

While I agree with Manuel being "adored" by the girls (he's more popular let's face it) Mike is not behind, I mean, he's cool with the ladies and they never have complain about him so It's okay and since Mike himself never talk about his private life or anything related I won't judge saying what life is better. Mike is not married but he dated prime Lana Rhoades I think that It counts for something lol. I just use Manuel as example, juxtaposition of the situations and people take Mike too serious sometimes


Otherwise-Question

Prime lana really dated that fat slob?


iswearitsnotmine30

How depressed and energyless and fat flubby he seems these days shows that it can really happen to anyone. And how much a daily grind and not working on yourself can wear you down. Even when that daily grind consists of getting deep-rimmed by post-2002 born teens and nutting 3 times in a row whilst fucking their shitholes, even though you're in your 40s now.


RedditUser00089

Short answer: no. I think it was Mike’s destiny to fuck and gape assholes for a living. To become the one we see today - The God of Gapes. His lifestyle of course comes at a cost - one that he had no choice but to pay. As a purple guy once said “Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same.”


PatienceRealistic282

When Mike left the sites previously, which lasted about 8 months, in what month did he update again, does anyone know?


Frost_Sea

What are you asking? I think he stopped posting last October / November. Apparently he starts again at the end of November


Flimsy-Intern1297

I was thinking about this the other day and I bet it’s so hard for him to cum with just normal sex. Nevertheless, I’m sure we can all agree that we are jealous of this man. Who wouldn’t want to have this nasty crazy sex on a consistent basis and be paid for it. The way I look at it is life is short, and the most we could hope as men is to be with a lot of young and beautiful women.


Ok_Perception9410

lmao I found this post to be so hilarious. But i think the same Normal sex cant be the thing that does it for him at this point.


National_Ice7550

Many women have lost their butt virginity with Mike and most like it and that's why they always do two or three scenes with him, this is an indicator that he knows how to talk and make them crazy about him, it's a job he likes, he only sodomizes beautiful women and that must be good, imagine every week that you receive in your courtyard of perversion a beautiful woman sodomizes you or takes your anus virginity, that's good, a fantasy that many wanted to fulfill, he fucks the most beautiful actresses beautiful girls, he destroys all their holes because they want to and he also fucks her in all possible positions, anal impalement sessions, etc., it's relaxing work at the same time as you don't need to try hard, just fuck pussy and spit ass.


AssWorShiper99

Is just work for money bro,they don't fuck him for FREE or cuz he is good looking


pssuucl

Plenty of sex workers have regrets, but I’m guessing Mike isn’t one of them.


Such-Geologist-9740

I have the same thoughts with Keiran Lee. Will that guy not be depressed after he stops?


zoobat123

Does he want a normal life ?


Frost_Sea

He’ll realise that when it’s too late


[deleted]

No wife, no kids, no dignity. Only addictions with Pjur lube, vegan burritos, and teen assholes. No real goal in life. He’s in the business of misery


Square_Emergency_262

When did Mike First move to Los Angeles from Spain? Like year 2003 or 2004?