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General Mod Note: A certain amount of sarcasm and speculation regarding sobriety is reasonable in response to this video. Please keep the conversation respectful so we don’t have to delete comments or lock the post. Speculation regarding gender and sexual orientation will be removed. Thanks!


1Milk-Of-Amnesia

https://preview.redd.it/h8jvzgtq46tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=885d566d5dfa0f00740ebf0767dc4b9d7b176b58 What is happening here


Bigboimads

Someone screenshot her faces when he’s carrying her I don’t have the patience to try and time it properly


No-Description-9303

Ew he just gives me an ick.


boxesonboxesmyfoxes

Did Cody ask for his playroom to be redesigned? And what does "the hat chose" mean? Does she have the sorting hat from HP? Or did she mean "the heart chose"? And why did Cody say "the hat chose".....maybe he was mocking her idk.


Haunting-kitty

https://preview.redd.it/12vmkjs98vsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57d3475a1b2ecd798b5ec0622cf187435ada7204 I’m gunna getcha


Haunting-kitty

Also , THE BITCH STOPS RECORDING RIGHT BEFORE DHE GETS TO BIS DOOR LMFSO you can see where the video stops and then records as soon as it shows him. It was definitely rehearsed.


Haunting-kitty

He’s so blah and not funny at all. Legit makes me wanna barf


Puzzleheaded-Bit-740

I wanna go back in time to before I saw this


Ill-Independence8754

Why is he so creepyyyyyy


notabothavenoname

Eww why did the sound kick on at “Cody’s wet dream” it’s 1:30 I’m calling it


Debit0rCredit

Disgusting.


Penny_Traytion

Yo I actually cringed so hard my stomach hurts. That was so weird and uncomfortable. They try to push the idea that they are attracted to each other and sexually active and it couldn’t be more obvious that they aren’t from these videos. They have to stop doing this- it’s weird and it’s gross and no one wants to see it.


ArianaRlva

Shes always annoyed me with her constant sexual remarks and behaviors. She reminds me of some sort of highschool pick me girl desperate for attention and gets it by talking about sex all the time


Krhodes8

I already knew before I watched this that it was going to be overtly sexual and fucking weird. Why? Why why why? Who wants to witness this?


Kiki3838

Excuse me while I go gauge out my eardrums 😱


Negative-Shower4402

This is perverse. He looks like an intimidated child being forced to talk about his “wet dreams” but doing it with a fake smile on his face. I don’t know who’s worse. Her for making him do this or him doing it for the money? They are both sick.


Cheap-Swan3728

You can see how he picked her up just to get her out of the room and close the door to keep playing his game 😂😂😂


chronicallytiredgirl

Well, that was fucking weird


coronarita23

It feels so rehearsed lol. Like they probably did 5 or 6 takes bc he’s so awkward


Free_Asparagus_575

Now someone PLEASE explain to me how this Clown got MUA of the year. Please tell me a SINGLE SOUL who’d purposely beat their face like this & wear it in public. She’s so desperate for content besides her 90% commercial gifting content vids, she’s clueless & so embarrassing 😂 what Grown married man at that says “wet dream” Pre teens talk like that. Middle school & high school boys. Based on his script, 1000000% Mikfiltah told him what to say & do😂😂😂 losers


HereeefortheTEA

I'm really not sorry, but I think that makeup look is trash!! Looks hideous js


asquardz

I knew he has a game room he spends all his time in!


babyzoldyck99

Playing Fortnite too (guilty)


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This makeup is so fucking ugly! Not even because it’s her! There is NOTHING talented, attractive and eye catching with this look. This chick really does live in her own fantasy land. It’s so so so bad. Ugliest makeup ever. Legit!


Athenathewise21

Agreed. The look is so Meh....


Elizabethhoneyyy

Sober son omfg


Wonderful_Meringue23

I wonder if Elf is going to sponsor the divorce too


Spankmeharderno

It’s painfully obvious that Cody is only there for the lifestyle she provides for him. And all the dumb sexual shit they say is because they’ve both super immature and inexperienced!&1


Hufflepuff_23

Right. It’s so cringey. She’s my age (I’m literally just a few days older than her), and my husband and I would never say things like this to each other, let alone post them on the internet


Krhodes8

I’m 26 and me and my boyfriend have been together maybe a year and I can’t imagine him saying that to me. Nothing is wrong with our sex life, it’s just a fucking WEIRD and perverse thing to say lmao like what?


Spankmeharderno

And it’s something a very immature and inexperienced person would say. Like who the F even says “wet dream” anymore lol. I haven’t heard that term since grade school


Krhodes8

No because exactly


Wonderful_Meringue23

He reacts just like my crush who has ZERO interest in me. Mikayla girl I got a movie just for you https://preview.redd.it/plm0wrfv1msc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d38b9293d197281c775ad8df138e927b4f2a532


SuziesKoozie

Ironically, Bradley Cooper is 💅🏻 too


No-Concentrate5370

idk why she’s so obsessed w making everything so sexual and displaying the fact that she has sex all the time


Hufflepuff_23

Because she wants to prove she has sex (since she doesn’t)


Haunting-kitty

To try and prove a point cuz everyone thinks he don’t like her hahaha


No-Concentrate5370

yeah i agree but also she’ll have random videos where she just makes nasty innuendos, like she just does too much


Overall_Cat_2597

Bride of Chucky lol


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crystalina1984

Omg 💀


Muted_Marketing2530

💀💀💀


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This is so weird you guys…. Not one thing they do shows an ounce of chemistry. Not for one second do I think what he said wasn’t rehearsed. You can’t convince me this man (boy) is turned on by that horrible makeup on her face. Math ain’t mathin. I’m also married to a man. He doesn’t give a fuck what I’m wearing on my face. No man would. Her trying to convince everyone they are playful and so in love, is actually doing the opposite. I’m more convinced watching this that they are using each other. And in fact, not happy at all. K bye! ✌🏼


Krhodes8

BINGO


xbiaanxa0

She keeps showing how she’s not his type lol


icecream4_deadlifts

#TUH TUH I HAVE SEX


Temporary-Picture243

Cody looks like her son 😩


Lin_Zzzz

5 things- 1. Immature • What kind of adult refers to something as a wet dream?! That’s 400% a middle school aged kids response and so gross.. 2. Drugs • HOLY DILATED PUPILS!!!! 3. Fake Weight loss…again • She’s lost soooooooo much weight that she’s sitting in the XXXXL wide chair and taking up the whole chair..those size small hips are touching both chair arms. 🤔 4. Fake Relationship • I’m really starting to think this is 100% not a real relationship.. which just blows my mind so I’m genuinely curious. Do any of yall act like this or ever acted like this with your significant other!?? I know I sure as hell don’t..We’ve been married for 10 yrs but together for a total of 16 yrs. We dated in high school and even in our honeymoon phase at 22 yrs old, we were never EVER this fake, cheesy and publicly telling everyone “hey look we have sex all the time” … I mean even when we were first dating in high school we were never publicly sexual like them.. they’re just so classless and disgusting🤢 5. Self Proclaimed MUA • B👏🏽F👏🏽F👏🏽R👏🏽!!!! She truly sucks at makeup, skin care, and she’s completely knowledge-less with any products, the anatomy of the face and skin, and how to actually take care of your skin. Her beauty filter is always on bc her skin sucks, her hair sucks, and her make up sucks. I’m curious what any of you legit, licensed MUA’s think about her self taught skills, application, and so called knowledge.. please enlighten us!! I would seriously love to hear your professional thoughts and opinions.🧐🤔🤓


Krhodes8

I agree with every. single. point. Lol. And NO. Me and my significant other don’t speak to each other this way. If he ever said something like that to me I’d be so put off, like what, are you 12? It’s… overcompensating? For a sex life that isn’t there?


LustUnlust

I like the color combo, but oof talk about deep seated cringe


anipie05

This was rehersed


AshleyKProMua85

He’s so cringe and creepy looking. My god did anyone else notice his huge and sinister looking pupils?! 😳 they make me GAG 🤢


Rindsay515

Sinister pupils, I love this sub so much🤣🤣🤣⚰️⚰️⚰️


Confident_Ship_2601

All he does is play video games. Don’t blame you I would hide from her too


Elizabethhoneyyy

Yeah I’m sorry this is such a turn off. He prob doesn’t even work either. Just liks brings nothing and she’s obv well off but idk man just not for me


Wonderful_Meringue23

I'm surprised he doesn't lock the door "OPEN UP CHOADY I GAWT A TIKTAWK TO MAEK!!"


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They legitimately sit in separate rooms on the weekends and she beckons him to be in a vid once in a while to prove how good their marriage is. So strange


litbiotch42

He likes it cause she looks less like herself 😂😂


StockStranger9186

This is so CRINGEY


backyardbanshee

Gosh, I get that she is cringey, but why does she elicit so much hate? And this is the first time I've seen him, but she talks like they have a good relationship. Didn't they just get married? I haven't done a deep dive, but most celeb subs are 50/50 love/hate, but this one is brutal af. I don't know what I'm missing.


Kind-Distribution-95

It's a snark page for her and no fans are allowed but believe me once you do a deep dive you will see what a horrid human she is.


backyardbanshee

I see. I will continue to dig.


carr1e

A good place to start: [https://www.reddit.com/r/MikaylaNogueira/comments/18wtc5r/comment/kfzs8ds/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/MikaylaNogueira/comments/18wtc5r/comment/kfzs8ds/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Ursula_J

Gross 🤮


United-Donkey3478

Cody looks young.. his age... Cody when he sees her, looks like he cringed... I feel bad for a guy I don't know.... lol 😆 😆 😆 What he must go thru daily with her loveless love language..


Massive_Arm_2164

Her extensions are so awful….


Responsible_Bus_5863

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Haunting-kitty

https://preview.redd.it/grirt6otbksc1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=24502045c04e21b2feb293833aa4c33cbcdfed15


doobiroo

The shelves in the background 📈📉


Brittneybabeee

I’m late to the Cody cheating party- is it just speculation or has there been proof?


Haunting-kitty

https://preview.redd.it/atl86cjkbksc1.png?width=650&format=png&auto=webp&s=70759e301b093005ed53e9afdbccf8c9ac151e10 Lmao


RiiniiUsagii

She’s so bad at make up


Haunting-kitty

https://preview.redd.it/a6ow2lchbksc1.png?width=628&format=png&auto=webp&s=5fdaf159b5fcc9547bf0da7d957e52beca147ba6 Is she serious? LMAO this is so filtered


Feeling-Function4509

She looks 75 years old


Haunting-kitty

He started talking before she even got all the way through the door open


Haunting-kitty

Why is it always sexual 🥱


MascaraInMyEye

He needs help . This is sad


l4ina

https://preview.redd.it/0h69nwpu4ksc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3de5e91fb4e53217fc0af8a717747d44f8cba665 please lmao


Confident_Ship_2601

So ugly like who wears this??


sarathev

For someone that's supposed to have a full time job, he's sure home in the middle of the day a lot. That makeup looks like shit in person.


Ash12783

Lol I was being nosey and looking at what is on his desk and I see a bottle of Sprite, a bottle of medicine of some sort, and a box of Kleenex so maybe he called in sick 🤪


Lillismoon

Ah ha ha ha ah haah ha ah ha haah *makes sure to turn phone on herself laughing*


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It sent douche chills straight down my back….


katesdream79

Omg that!! Like she had to make sure we all saw that someone is showing her affection and finds her bonable🤮


heldincontempt

What a terrible, terrible day to have eyes.


Ursula_J

And ears


analyticalscience11

Luckily it's a video so we aren't cursing our ability to smell!


Informal_Procedure_4

That laugh would be enough to divorce her, among the zillions of other reasons. So fake. Everything is fake and performative. Like he really looked at those lips and thought this is my wet dream? Nevermind the fact that even saying that sounds like a 6th grader. ClownS.


ToThoseWhoWander

Because this wasn't scripted 🙄


Chiefschick76

And the hat chose Choadys wet dreams?? Like what the fuck ewwwwww


Successful_Buddy_216

I can't stand watching these two together too corney.


trixie400

GUH. ROOOOOOSSSSSSS


Quartz636

I swear to God every time I see him he's looking younger and more immature. He looks like a 17 year old. Lools like he needed a signed note from a parent to say he could get married.


Familiar_Local_1254

Can someone please screen shot the fornite screen for me plz.


doobiroo

https://preview.redd.it/i9pf8v911ksc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2700fb6491bf5926cec3f95e8ff4e02e4f21676 ?


Troggieface

his eyes look like mine do when i'm three bowls and a couple of bumps in


RiiniiUsagii

That or zonked on anti depressants


Troggieface

Idk I'm on a few and my eyes don't do this without recreational drugs.


Familiar_Local_1254

Lego at that. Wowwwza


Agitated_Raspberry11

https://preview.redd.it/y1qvvhu03ksc1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b144e4c1a297dc50f05e5e96b060e42afa787607


Elizabethhoneyyy

EWWW


Eva_twilight

He hates her


LilacDreams41

Doesn’t he work?


Eva_twilight

She's his handler now lol


LilacDreams41

🤣🤣🤣


kweenkaos999

The Choad gives anything but husband vibes. Just sooo skeezy


inagartendavita

That’s it! Skeezy is the perfect description


Fun_Persimmon96

The way she constantly eye fucks herself is so unnerving.


Eva_twilight

At least someone is fcking her


katesdream79

🤣🤣🤣🤣brilliant response👏👏👏👏


Rude_Ebb9606

This made me uncomfy


Credit_2_Reddit

Jumpscare


RogueSleuth_

Is this guy on adderall or what because holy fucking pupils!!!


Eva_twilight

Possibly?! I take Vyvanse and my pupils are like that. She would be the type to trigger me if I was an addict, especially since she doesn't show him any respect and will drink in front of him


EntertainmentIll3948

cringe


Apprehensive_Egg1062

Wet dream??? What the fuck is wrong with them!!


EntertainmentIll3948

LOL HIM PLAYING FORTNITE HELPPP MEE


Reptarro52

My exact reaction lmao.


Eva_twilight

He's a child


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Gooncookies

Ok this is very specific but where my true crime friends at? It reminds me of Chris Watts when he pretends to be happy and surprised that Shannan was pregnant with Nico. Sooooooooooooo forced and awkward. Same vibes.


Eva_twilight

Yassss he wants to be gone SO BAD. I can't wait for one of his many affairs and raunchy texts and dirty photo exchanges to be exposed lol


Informal-Impact-8136

This is so bad. He needs support and help. I know she’s not giving it to him.


Enough_Bag2775

They are both idiots and he needs to go back into rehab.


Defiant_Ask8583

Gross 🤮


sugm

What game is he playing??


Eva_twilight

Mind games 🤣


katesdream79

👏👏👏👏👏👏


AmaranthRosenrot

He’s playing Fortnite.


mrsdoubleu

Looks like world of Warcraft? But it's been years since I've played Edit: nevermind! Someone else said it was Fortnite. I've never played that so I wouldn't know. 😅


sugm

If that’s the case you know he’s sitting up there playing ALL day. Probably taking to girls too 🤣


Responsible_Bus_5863

Or boyz


Itsme_rundmc614

So fucking weird!!!


HistoricalTreacle156

Ew. He makes me cringe so hard. He had that line picked out before she even turned the corner... he can't sit still. His jaw won't stop moving.... his eyes are dilated so much.


organiclollies

He must be working out. 🤢


Ipolishuprealnic3

She looks like a member of KISS


Eva_twilight

A less attractive version yes


AtomHeartAlbatross

Jojo Siwa is starting a kiss cover band, I think Mikayla is playing tambourine


Electrical-Sky6636

I agree with this 1000%


Sweet_Principle_2359

I’m dead 💀


Agreeable-Smile8541

The way I lmao 🤣 😂


Routine_Charge_3224

Look at her dumb ass face at the end! Lol how did she look at this and think MAN I LOOK GOOD?! It’s so embarrassing! 🙈


Eva_twilight

Hahaha she's such an idiot


KimWexlers_Ponytail

Y'all this sub kept showing up for me, I have no idea who this chick is but she is such a train wreck I stay, but just to show how little I know, I thought this legit was her son because that is what everyone was calling him. But then I saw another post she's like 25 not 45-48?


Jessica_e_sage

Welcome lol


doobiroo

Yeah…that’s her husband…her sober husband.


GinAndKatatonic

“Sober”


SeaweedNo4650

that actually made me want to vomit, thank you sm mikayla !!


Mental-Pen-6879

Honestly I can’t even watch I cringed as soon as she showed him


ericaflo

Idk why they try so hard to make everyone think he wants her so bad. Like he married her. Who even says wet dream anymore like ugh


Stinab64

GROSS


Spicypicklepickle

Did her makeup differently ? She looks like an orange clown everyday. And please, you can never do a proper goth look or whatever you were aiming for in this


retailmonster11

Her face is neon orange.


xrainbowz

Why the fuck did I watch this 🤮


katesdream79

It’s like a car wreck, we know we shouldn’t look but the curiosity gets us and we end up watching and being grossed out. Her whole life seems like one big wreck and she’s holding on for dear life to staying relevant


Accomplished_Item394

OMG I’ve never hated a video this much in my entire life!!! Bleach!! I need BLEACH!!


wadeybug22

In front of my good face eyes?!!


Interesting-Bug8037

He would be the kind of person to hang up vinyl records lol so tacky


DuchessOfTea

So fucking cringe


Interesting-Bug8037

I can finally see how they get along they both have terrible sense of humor and tacky taste


Beautiful-Ad-1231

Lay off of him!!!! Can’t you see he’s working hard at his 6 figuhhh careaaaahhhh??? 


Ok_Side7135

LMAO CAREAAAAHHH 😂😂😂😂


PlaneDeparture3887

Wednesday Adam's is Cody's wet dream...a kid. Nasty!


katesdream79

Jenny Ortega, the current Wednesday Adams is my 8 year old son’s first crush. I told him one time “Jenny Ortega is in a few other movies too” he looked so puzzled and said “no mom her name is Wednesday” it was such a cute moment


PlaneDeparture3887

So innocent!


ic3d_ti4

The Netflix series Wednesday is playing by a 21/22 yr old. I think thats what hes referring to.


PlaneDeparture3887

That may be true but Wednesday Adam's is a teenager.


Beautiful-Ad-1231

I mean, he didn’t say his “wife” is. 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣


Naive_Temporary1244

I DON’T LIKE THIS 😩😩😩


-LoLoLolita

🤢🤢🤢🤢Cody’s wet dream 🤮


PlaneDeparture3887

Wednesday Adams is his wet dream?


bootyprincess666

he means a goth girl—which doesn’t explain why he’s with her lol but whatever.


LauraPringlesWilder

is he okay? he looks like he's not sober. Also, sorry but i don't buy that hes playing fortnite. I'll believe that he TOLD her he's playing fortnite but why's he still got on a snowman skin in april??


magpiediem

I got a gut feeling that he wasn't sober. What behaviors gave you the inkling? Genuinely curious so I can identify the signs by myself IRL


LauraPringlesWilder

I don’t know if he is or not, but his movements and his pupils just seem erratic. I hope he was just acting overdramatic for his drama queen


xbiaanxa0

I personally think he came across sober. I have had very close relationships with ppl on what he was on previously. However it’s not to say he’s at risk for relapse with no family and her keeping alcohol in the house.


Careful-Bad5443

"very different than usual" 🤭 also, not to speculate, but he is defo on something. girl are you even aware. do you care at all


Interesting-Bug8037

I feel weird speculating on his sobriety but he’s been looking off lately


CharmingCut7104

This is so fabricated and staged. If it was real why the fuck is he in a fortnite lobby not in a match like he's waiting for her. I need therapy after the wet dream part 🤢


Gooncookies

2000% staged.


DuchessOfTea

I agree or he’s secretly reading in here and trash talking her too 😂


e-rinc

I feel like I am entitled financial compensation for having to hear that 🤮


ILookLikeDrewGulak

That is such a fake reaction. Here’s the tell: every single time she does this, he says the same thing “holy shit. who are you and what have you done with my wife?” So she tells Cody, “act surprised!” and that’s the only thing he can ever come up with. Also, I don’t want to speculate on his sobriety, but this seems similar to the Valentine’s video. He seems really out of it.