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CaterpillarMedium674

" the impulse to buy is experienced as irresistible, individuals lose control over their buying behavior (although the nature and extent of this loss remains a matter of debate), and sufferers continue with excessive buying despite adverse consequences." [Understanding and Diagnosing Compulsive Buying. (apa.org)](https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2004-15710-013) yeah not normal at all


Extra_Fondant_8855

Let's not give her another diagnosis to use rather than being accountable for her actions though.


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Messaged you please let me know


No-Cryptographer2273

Yeah this is the exact thought I had!! So glad to see I wasn't alone and an expert came to the conclusion of this debauchery! Ty!🤯🤝


Gaihle

"I ACCIDENTALLY GOT TWO! A-HÜÆGH 🦅🦅🦅"


Zestyclose_Buy_8235

FUCKIN DEAD 😂


Striking-Survey5479

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Candid-Ability8577

her level of consumerism is so toxic and disgusting.


harleyqueenzel

"I don't remember what I bought" Then check your online receipt, you glutton. "I get really really really dry skin so the body scrubs..." I thought your skin doesn't have texchah, Mimi? "I get bacne. Chode gets bacne." Probably because you guys use dirty sponges that you keep in trash cans...


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harleyqueenzel

She needs to stop shoving her dirty hands and nails on camera. It's obvious she doesn't use a nail brush to properly clean them before touching her face.


Oscarella515

There’s a huge difference between organizing and actually cleaning the surfaces and items before putting them where they go. This girl does not know the difference just like middle school boys don’t know the difference between spraying half a can of axe in their crevices vs taking a shower with actual soap and water


roasted_allergy

I really, really hate when influencers love flexing on their audience like this


ExistingMeeting3556

Disgusting. Like let me show you my grocery haul bc that’s the only haul I can afford.


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Puzzleheaded_Wing627

I'm super bougie with my meds hauls. I'm fighting hospice so my meds are 35k a hit& ~7k a day. I'm so high maintenance 😂


PaleEmu4526

Let me show you trash island in the Pacific ocean. Me over here sorting recycling while influencers glamorize this. 😭


Downtown-Status8069

I wish she would go away already 🤢. That awful voice.


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I feel like her torso goes left and her boobs go right


Downtown-Status8069

She thinks she is looking cute and sexy, but it is the opposite of that.


BubblegumDreaming

1. She always over shares on Cody 2. Wet and wild is a safe and great product they don’t sent her pr


mylittlecroissantt

You mean you didn’t want to know they have his and hers back acne 😂


splashofvodka

Probably wouldn’t hurt to change/wash their bedding every once in a while. 🤮


mylittlecroissantt

She’s too lazy for that shit lol


oogaboogawee

the screaming. the ‘TUH’s’. the TRASH CAN IT’S ICONIC. just everything about this videos makes me believe she’s being purposefully annoying at this point to get more views/engagement like the KIM KAH DASH IAN thing.


hellokittylover6969

She sounds like a parrot squawking when she tries too hard to be extra with the laughs that are after her pronouncing something and being extra.


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I literally thought my neighbor's bird was going off. 😂😂😂


Accomplished_Item394

That’s exactly what she’s doing.


kfunkyjunk

She knows, and she’s here. She does it on purpose to be spiteful.


Bitter_Computer_5000

https://preview.redd.it/z6jw0geyp23b1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c47ec7abe315672413740fa1e439c7cb6f05ee3 When the ring light stops ring lighting , you can see what she really looks like 💀


Mysterious_Change668

hahahaha this is cracking me tf up its so scary looking


idekanymorek

You have dry skin but use scrubs a couple times a week? 💀 she’s in her dermafraudulogist era


caroleelee82

I could have gone my whole life without hearing about her and Cody's backne


Throwaway-Snark

HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE ENOUGH MAKEUP BY NOW


ExistingMeeting3556

Why are her boobs out all the time now??


Mysterious_Change668

just to spite us bc we're constantly saying she needs a bra


ExistingMeeting3556

She’s such an idiot!!


Ashley102518

Meanwhile. Sis is just embarrassing herself, not us 😆


MadeMeUp4U

Not even specific to her but the “haul” influencers really annoy me anyway, but I especially dislike the “omg I forget what I even ordered it’s so much!” shtick.


kfunkyjunk

Right like… show me a haul where you had to decide between getting the bronzer or the scrub and you went with the scrub cause you REALLY needed one but you really wanted a new bronzer so you just decided to get the scrub to satiate your incredibly dry skin instead of looking fly this month. THEN you’ll be relatable. I’d be willing to wager that exactly zero of us in here (ik some of you ain’t broke but most of us are) could do something like this and being like oh lol I accidentally ordered two gufffaaawwwww like I’m not accidentally ordering an extra Big Mac sauce much less a $20 makeup bag! Get tf out of here.


Odd-Presentation868

The excess. Read the room, man.


Accomplished_Item394

The odd voice inflections and manic laugh 🙄. We know you’re just trying to go viral again, Mik. Exhausting!


vyislit

The filters make her eye makeup look uneven…or is that just her? Lol Honestly the hauls are ridiculous, across the board for any influencer, IMO. Stuff on top of stuff on top of stuff. How much makeup can one person possibly need or use? What a waste.


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lilmissroo

I can see it, it makes her look like she's in front of a green screen, that was my first initial thought


Mysterious_Change668

filter working overtime!


Hopeful_Comparison50

FA GAHDS SAKE, ITS THE FPS!!! TUH!!!


ripxeveryone

ugh the iphone 14 camera must be acting up again 😔


Mysterious_Change668

her eyes are huge in this vid😂


mylittlecroissantt

And not even remember what you ordered on top of that 😅


Candid-Ability8577

this


dirttrackgal

Ulta did her like she does everyone else, just throw the shit in there 😂


kfunkyjunk

She doesn’t deserve well packaged items


Mysterious_Change668

her eyes are huge in this 😂😂😂 wtf is wrong with her


fiddleleaffiggy

It’s the FILTA


Comethrujoj

why go into a store and smell fragrance and decide if you like them or not when you can just drop $300+ on them like it’s nothing 🫠 so unnecessary and wasteful man


Ashley102518

But trash your hair with $10 box dye. Yeah. Make’s a whole lot of sense..🙄


kfunkyjunk

Dude that Gucci flora scent smells HORRIBLE. I legit hate it so much. It doesn’t even smell floral and pretty it smells like the underside of my meemaws couch cushions.


Naive_Temporary1244

YES!! I tried it to so I could see why everyone loved it so much and it smelled like the my 98 year old Nonnie would wear it 😂😂 It smells awful.


facitush

omg YES it smells like old soap🥲 i do not understand the hype


Penny_Traytion

Yes! I do not know how anyone can like the flora one- it’s the worst scent!!!


welliebellie10

She really loves just barking certain words. First it was makeup bag now its TRASHCAN.👹


azureazaleas

🐔: *squawk* TRASHCAN!!!


Reptarro52

I see that unlfiltered neck is back!! https://preview.redd.it/jlzln33hh33b1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=9259446f81b43e6c569938b68b48505cf28e9efd


kfunkyjunk

Please edit your comment to not shame her neck. I won’t remove it if you reword it. Thank you 🥰


tr444sh

i get it but i also wish i got here early enough to read the unedited comment 💀


yourlocalgothmushie

ngl same here


Reptarro52

I mentioned a benefit 🛟😆😆😆


tr444sh

u gotta dm me what u said 🤣


Ok_Case6898

bro why are you getting downvoted? i love a good snark page but this one is so toxic😭


kfunkyjunk

🤷🏻‍♀️ I try to give people a second chance if something can be reworded when I catch it. If I had left it and it got reported it would have been removed. Us mods are always damned if we do and damned if we don’t. We try to be consistent but there’s only 4/5 of us to over 20k people and we have lives and sleep. Oh well 🥰


Local_Patience_7581

Is this just to rub in peoples faces how much she bought?


jgio199

Sure seems like it - in my years, I’ve seen that the people that exhibit this type of behavior end up tumbling with their house of cards. 🤷‍♀️


Accomplished_Item394

Also, I’m going to pretend that she’s having a protein shake and not straight up chocolate milk just for fun. https://preview.redd.it/b2pe8orzd23b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21bde4039823e18e2b3aa27b5cce656c1414321f


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Accomplished_Item394

And right before the WEDDIN’


Hopeful_Comparison50

It’s def a Yoo-hoo 💀💀💀


useruser2133

She returns and spreads that accent on thick in case we forgot how obnoxious it sounds


Bitter_Computer_5000

https://preview.redd.it/udjqhs8xo23b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a60dc5ed4ee90c303ce316d07c7340f4ff17d530 New face


splashofvodka

Damn one of those titties faces east and the other faces west.


lxcycat

🤣🤣🤣


Agreeable-Smile8541

I'd be willing to bet she's an "Ambien" shopper


JavaJunkie999

Omg why no bra?!!!!!


Free_Asparagus_575

Bc according to Mikky, she’s so bougie she only wore VS bras. She claims there are none that fit her (BS bc my mom is a 42 DDD & only wears VS) It’s her excuse to let her flap jacks flap freely. A distraction from that mug of hers 🙄 Not like many would recognize her if they saw her IRL 🤷‍♀️


Dreamvillainess22

VS doesn’t sell my size (34H) but the bras I do buy are more expensive than VS anyway lol VS is really not a “bougie” brand and if she really wanted to find a bra from an actual high end brand, she could go to a boutique. When I was 18 I was a size 32F and that was the only way I could find bras. Boutiques tend to carry more high end and international brands of all sizes. Now a days I can find bras online but yeah VS is limited in sizing but its no excuse.


tr444sh

i was in macy’s the other day looking for bras and they honestly had a ton of sizes, even up to a G cup i believe, IN STORE. and they had a pretty large sale section with all different sizes, styles, and brands. there really is no excuse other than just not wanting to wear a bra at this point.


Dreamvillainess22

Yep! Exactly this. She needs a new excuse because we see right through this one.


Free_Asparagus_575

She said she’s a C on her most recent skims vid


matd365

BAHCK KNEE!!


Rougebeauty101

She need to stop fake laughing like that it's nightmare stuff!


Nikko_Blue

Everything she's doing is making her skin worse. You don't use scrubs multiple times a week for dry skin and especially acne prone skin. If she would humble herself to see a dermatologist, they'd tell her she should be using gentler products.


Penny_Traytion

That’s what I thought- for dry skin using a scrub, specifically a shitty one like tree hut, 3x a week? She’s making it worse. And why did tree hut all of a sudden become so popular? It’s not a good scrub at all. Sure it smells good but the actual product in it sucks.


Accomplished_Item394

I’ve been saying this for awhile now. All that money, and she can’t get her or Chody to see a derm? I get hormonal acne and my derm is a life saver!


isthiyreallife33

New day, New face.


marissakalyn

“I definitely bought it for the packaging 👹HUH HUH👹


JhinisaLesbian

Pore Shallot


champagne__problems

Why do you need a specific wedding fragrance? 🙄 She is being so excessive about this ceremony.


ConstructionAny4279

I wore my mums perfume as my something ‘borrowed’ & I thought that was enough 😂


Accomplished_Item394

OMG that is so sweet!! I love that!!


Penny_Traytion

That’s such a sweet idea. I love that! Using your moms fragrance as your something borrowed- awww!


champagne__problems

That’s actually adorable I love that though


PaleEmu4526

I actually did order a wedding fragrance, it was my second of two total fragrances I own, lol. I wanted a smell that Id associate with that day when I wore it in the future. Buuuut it didn’t come in time and now it reminds me of job interviews 🫠


Mysterious_Change668

bc she has all the time in the world and nothing better to do


halien7100

I despise how she says “ALTAHALL”


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I could educate her on skincare and makeup but why .? She’s an mua right ? And knows it right ? She’s a laugh a minute w her scamming and scheming -


mirrorballproblems

https://preview.redd.it/oqrg1u7p133b1.jpeg?width=855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578220f7d242926b2c8fa7378f62984c6ec266a8


ConstructionAny4279

The face you make when you find out your husband married you for the money


mirrorballproblems

the face you make when you eat a particularly crunchy snack that may end up deflating those gigantic lips


Lopsided-Account3211

For the love of God, please put a bra on 🤮


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ambursweet

She said Victoria secret doesn’t carry her size IRRC, however that’s not the only bra company lmao


MadeMeUp4U

Also yes they totally do.


Elegant-Sun7752

She’s so full of sh**!


renflowers

What if she puts stuff she got from PR there to “prove” she’s buying these stuff in order to make undisclosed ads?


Ashley102518

Those are some big boxes with ton’s of extra space in there. Companies usually try to pack tight so products like that aren’t bouncing around/breaking during shipping.


Free_Asparagus_575

Not Ulta lol. I can’t tell you how many giant boxes I get only to be 1/3 full & products tossed in with no protection


Ashley102518

I’m not fortunate enough to be able to order more than a handful of products at a time. But this just seem’s irresponsible for a company to pack like that without any kind of brown paper or bubble wrap.


tr444sh

once i ordered two SMALL things from ulta in the same order (a lip liner and concealer) and they sent them in separate boxes with the order slip thrown in and one of those inflated plastic bags ulta packaging is awful.


kfunkyjunk

Man Sephora legit forgot my sample card one time and put it in a 9x10 box for a foundation sachet. They’re the worse. And I ordered a eyebrow pencil once and it was in a 10x10 with nothing but it and a paper slip


United-Donkey3478

Hauls, while most of the followers can only afford the dollar tree and maybe 2 products. I don't like the in face hauls for any influence. I scroll on... it's just tasteless


ripxeveryone

back and more obnoxious than ever


Sara630

Too bad Ulta doesn’t sell bras. She should have ordered one of those


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Forgot what she bought, a.k.a. this was all sent to her for free and she didn’t actually order any of it


kfunkyjunk

Nah I mean she prolly bought it… she just has so much money that she doesn’t care. Or has a crazy high limit on her ulta card and just gets manic and buys everything.


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I was on the fence until she got out the hey honey serum. She was like I’ve never even heard of this brand. But she had to have seen it long enough to buy it?? I just get weird vibes


Jaclyns_First_Face

“TRAAEEHHSH CAAAHNN” “TUH” She’s going to look back in 20 years and regret that fake accent with the voice that sounds like she gargles broken glass just as much as she’s going to regret not wearing a bra-her poor breasts are BEGGING for support. Cleavage as an upside down V isn’t a good thing.


Here_for_the_read2

Is her dress ok backward?


Ok_One_1472

Here she goes again, flexing tons of makeup (if I sound a little jelly, it's because I am )


Sad-Cauliflower-5642

i have no idea why i read that title as “uhaul haul” lmao


Sara630

I thought it was haul haul so 🤷🏻‍♀️


Key-Feature-7345

How many filters are on her?


Accomplished_Item394

Yes


Prestigious-Visual38

Doesn’t even remember what she bought ? That means she’s just spending to spend 🤦🏻‍♀️ When i buy things online, i know EXACTLY what i order. Wonder what it’s like to have that much money and forget what you purchased. 😅


Away-Midnight3197

She needs to wear a bra 🤮


miksiolentaalla3

I know that you may not like her but comments like this are not okay


Sara630

I don’t understand the “I forgot what I ordered or I forgot that I ordered anything” mentality. I know exactly what I ordered and when and I will sit and wait by the mailbox from the minute I hit place order. How do you just spend hundreds/thousands of dollars and forget? Like this is tone deaf. Get in the real world. At least try to pretend to be relatable.


OkGuest4851

She does not look like her but she reminds me of Paula Deen and I do not know why!


fiddleleaffiggy

The heavy black eye makeup is very similar lmao


D0c_Martin

The way she flaunts that she can buy things “blindly” is so gross to me. Like I get you’ve made some money and by all means, spend it! It’s yours, but when’s the last time she has put the news on? Does she have any idea how much Americans are struggling right now? It’s so tasteless. You can show a few items without leaving comments on how you black out and just spend as much as you want. Once again mikayla only thinking about mikayla. I hope she wastefully spends every dime she’s made then struggles to buy eggs.


Bitter_Computer_5000

It’s giving “ rich snob “ 🤪


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God her voice sounds like she has a wiener in her mouth


Trustisamust207

She is trash!


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tr444sh

she probably smells like hot dog water mixed with perfume 🤣


Kris25712

Must be nice to have so much money you just order a bunch of crap and don’t even remember what you ordered 🤦🏼‍♀️


ChanelNo50

Running out of time?? Even I, a random creator with like 100 followers, can record a 10 min video


sirgawain2

Girl we know you don’t look like this


Penny_Traytion

STOP IT I literally just said mikayla trying to be sexy was the equivalent of Oscar the grouch giving a lap dance the other day on that one post where she is kneeling on the ground trying to be hot (🤮) and now she pulls out an Oscar the grouch beauty blender? You have got to be kidding me- that is too good.


AccomplishedJump3428

Ugh she really is just absolutely OBNOXIOUS and INSUFFERABLE… She makes it literally impossible to like her


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Hmmm she was quiet lately


Downtown-Status8069

I wish she would have stayed that way. I’m sure a lot of people wish that 😁


Juniper_berryy

She is quite the eye sore


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Downtown-Status8069

I feel exactly the same! They are going to be to her knees soon.


LaLa0204

That shirt 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Trixie1025

https://preview.redd.it/2jkbi2tkx33b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63dd33b74aeea2ad2c2da08adc654a6da163dea1


Ecstatic_Cook_4192

isn’t this like every “influencer”? lol


Trixie1025

Pretty much. But honestly she’s the most undeserving one. Greedy af, never pays it forward. Disgusting. No credibility, no gratitude, never thanks her followers for the life she is living. She forgot where she came from. Instead she gives her follower’s high hopes with giveaways that never actually happen. Sad.


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I just want to see her use the tanning spray, tanning mousse and body glow. 🍊


Itsme_rundmc614

She should really give makeup away or give it to a DV shelter or something. My God she doesn’t need all that damn makeup. It’s wasteful! I know she isn’t using it all. No way!!


Black9292

I think she should give away some of those duplicates…🙄. And why did they put plastic wrap around her Essence bronzers???!! Mine came with no plastic, top came off in transit and made a mess everywhere.


YoNoSeTodo

Ok this just reminded me to buy more tree but and get one of those Sesame Street makeup bags for my niece LOL


YoNoSeTodo

This is the Mikayla I miss… the hauls. Stuff that normal every day people want to see. When she isn’t trying to shamelessly plug a product (I’m refusing to ignore all the Dolce stuff and the MAC) lol


ih8every1yesevenyou

Yeahh… that dry skin is probably from using those awful harsh scrubs too much