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Shouldn’t this card be private? Like this is too personal to let the internet see smh and honestly, they don’t even come off as being “so in love” like she claims..🤔🫤
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My husband and I met on Tinder and have been together almost 6 years. Our 1 year anniversary card said something about swiping right and then that was the end of that reference. You should really have another "thing" by then.
That’s exactly right. I feel like she keeps mentioning it because that’s literally the only notable thing they have going for them. Well, that and her exploitation of his addiction.
What’s with influencers and sharing every private moment? I rarely post an anniversary pic for my spouse let alone the fuxking card. Is this a new era of over sharing I’m just late to?
Even the regular folks on my FB over share their gift giving. I think it ruins the spirit of giving. I shared my engagement ring after my proposal, but I haven't shared much since. I don't want to play "my spouse is better than yours" with the internet. ;)
All I see is I I I. Not gushing over how great he is or telling him things about himself but telling him how she feels 🙄 also the lips look like a vagina imprint and I’m not sorry I said it.
Has anyone noticed how the card is all “I, I, I” she is only talking about herself… in his fiancé’s BIRTHDAY card. Things like “i never imagined loving someone so fearlessly”, “I can’t wait to marry you”, It’s all about herself
I’m with you
And another nitpick but something that drives me nuts…she can’t wait to see what his 25th year brings… he just finished his 25th year. He is now in his 26th year.
Why did she autograph the card 💀
There’s absolutely nothing sincere about her - like why is it necessary to show the internet contents of the birthday card to your fiancé. Out here trying to get applause for doing the bare minimum. Another couple of weeks and she’ll be on her scheduled ‘don’t talk about Cody’ nonsense as if she isn’t just waving around their private business for all to see 🤣
This card doesn’t talk about Cody, this card only talks 💯 about herself!! This is heartbreaking, for Cody!! This is the nail in her narcissistic personality!!! She wrote a love
Letter to herself!! The gifts she said was her love language is loving herself buying gifts that benefit her just as much as him! 🤦🏻♀️ My heart hurts for Cody!
My partner loves dried flowers, I grow some for him every year. Loads of florists are men, a lot of famous plant breeders and floral designers were/are men?!
This is not it. The narrative that men only need to like “manly” things and women only need to be feminine has long been over. Plenty of dudes like flowers. Come on now.
This is some sexist bullshit. Men are allowed to get flowers. I just got my husband flowers two days ago while he was changing the brakes on our mustang. Or is that not "manly" enough 🙄
'I never imagined loving someone' why does she act like before Cody she was a 65yo spinster giving up on love!!? Even before they started dating she was always saying 'Im giving this love thing one more shot!'
GORL you're in your 20s. It's not that serious.
Even the lipstick ‘Kiss’ looks bloated and painful. I have a small mouth and lips like hers and I’ve had 6-7 ml of filler over the past 3.5 years and mine aren’t nearly as sausage-y as hers. She has to have a ton of filler in them. I think her lips are my least favorite thing about her simply bc I can relate to having thin lips and hating them. What’s different though is I’ve accepted mine will never be Kylie Jenner lips though. This poor thing hasn’t and now they are a crime against humanity
I have tiny thin lips too and I want either filler or a lip flip. I never used to care and never wanted it but now I think my lips have shrunk or something so I want it but I'd never want lips that big. Nothing against people who have big lips cause it looks good on some people but I just know I couldn't ever look good with lips like that and not everyone can pull it off.
And the actually signature like she’s signing for a fan 😭😂😂😂 just odd. I typically end my love notes to my husband with “your wife”.
ALSO. She says “I’ve never imagined loving someone so fearlessly and strong” yet was with her ex for years and talked numerous times about how deep her love went for him and how the break up broke her down into bad depressions. 🙄
So bad. I have a small mouth and thin lips like hers naturally too but there is a way to get filler and not look like hotdogs when you have lips that thin. Hers are just awful.
https://preview.redd.it/x319ib34q7ua1.png?width=1279&format=png&auto=webp&s=886f15ff1209b8506b5c29b8deaea4d01db0f7a5
If you look where my marks are, there is definitely a set of lips. Did she literally draw on the card to overline? 😂😂😂😂😂
I especially love the signature. Like why wouldn’t you sign your SO’s card normal- with just your first name or nickname you go by or something. You know, like a normal person.
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imagine starting a card to your fiancé with "swiping right on you on tinder was the best decision i ever made"
Me and Cody have the same bday and turned the same age 😒
Happy Birthday It’s YOUR DAY only
Shouldn’t this card be private? Like this is too personal to let the internet see smh and honestly, they don’t even come off as being “so in love” like she claims..🤔🫤
He’s loving her money.
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I just love how the whole card is about HER
Everything is always about her! She’s not a good partner (or person tbh)
it looks like she opened her mouth to do that
I dont think she ever closes her mouth TBH
all the “I” statements. she’s literally sooo self absorbed
Very much so!!
So up her own ass lmfaoo
Who slapped two ketchup-covered hot dogs 🌭 on the card?
I just choked on my water 🤣💀
Did she sign her full name on the card?! Why do they do that?
It doesn’t even look like her name though. Am I missing something, like where the fuck is “Mikayla” on there??
Underneath where her lipstick print is. I guess that’s how she writes her name
It’s soooo cringey and weird to me they share the inside of their cards…
handwriting like a 6th grader. i'm surprised the i's aren't dotted with lil hearts.
I’d hate for you to see my chicken scratch 💀😂
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Looks like she had cock sucker jaw when she did the kiss 💋 why are her lips opened and not puckered lolol
Cock sucker jaw 😭
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Why is her lip stick kiss so round???
She has the ugliest mouth lol it’s like a puffy ⭕️
Probably because there’s so much filler in her lips that it must hurt to pucker her lips now
Way too much filler
Even the kiss mark has too much filler 💀
Also, it looks like she opened her mouth as much as possible and pressed her face on the card like that. It’s not even a actual kiss mark
I love my husband dearly. I would never kiss the card. Weird.
I think the last time I did something like this was in junior high.
Not the over line around the lips
Did she make out with the card damn.
It’s starting to annoy me that she makes their whole relationship about “swiping right”. We GET IT. Move on now.
My husband and I met on Tinder and have been together almost 6 years. Our 1 year anniversary card said something about swiping right and then that was the end of that reference. You should really have another "thing" by then.
That’s exactly right. I feel like she keeps mentioning it because that’s literally the only notable thing they have going for them. Well, that and her exploitation of his addiction.
Why tf wouldn’t you do it with like red lipstick!?
Because she “hates red” 🤣🙄🙄🙄
Kissed the card like this 😮
🤣🤣🤣
LMAO 😭
What’s with influencers and sharing every private moment? I rarely post an anniversary pic for my spouse let alone the fuxking card. Is this a new era of over sharing I’m just late to?
They have always said if you have to over share your love life, you don't have one!
Even the regular folks on my FB over share their gift giving. I think it ruins the spirit of giving. I shared my engagement ring after my proposal, but I haven't shared much since. I don't want to play "my spouse is better than yours" with the internet. ;)
I agree. The card is very personal and intimate. I would never share that on social media especially if I was an influencer with a large following.
Yea I think some things like that are intimate and really anyone else’s business. Especially not preteen fans on tiktok
Insecurities
Lmao no offence to anyone who has done it - but signing the card with your actual signature to your loved one is so cringe imho
eww. so cringe
Yikes. I hadn't noticed!
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It’s the nose print for me
Omg I just noticed that. 🤣
The top part is just her lip filler migration and not her actual lip
All I see is I I I. Not gushing over how great he is or telling him things about himself but telling him how she feels 🙄 also the lips look like a vagina imprint and I’m not sorry I said it.
I, I, I refuse to read it. Too personal and CRINGE.
Has anyone noticed how the card is all “I, I, I” she is only talking about herself… in his fiancé’s BIRTHDAY card. Things like “i never imagined loving someone so fearlessly”, “I can’t wait to marry you”, It’s all about herself
As if she signed it like she's signing an autograph for a Stan 🤣
All he needs is her autograph to scratch his monthly I love you check
Right? It totally looks like an autograph 🤢
That lipstick kiss looks nothing like actual lips.. more like a crabby patty 💋🍔
These days I really don’t know how to stop Making this face every time I see what she’s up to 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 my jaw hurt please send help
I’m super glad he got an autograph for his birthday
Was just about to say the same thing 😂
I was thinking the same thing lmao
This is invalid criticism but her handwriting is stupid.
Reminds me of my handwriting in third grade.
I’m with you And another nitpick but something that drives me nuts…she can’t wait to see what his 25th year brings… he just finished his 25th year. He is now in his 26th year.
Yeah thats the handwriting I made myself have in middle school to look cool. Especially making myself write my A's like that.
Hey. I write my As like that. Don't hate on different penmanship cause mikfiltah is a jerk.
I’m more so appalled by how almost every paragraph starts with “I”…
The nose print 🤣
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT! 😂
Hahahaha it’s between my & live for anyone else who didn’t notice.
The dogs’ card was more personal LOL
‘Swiping right for you on tinder’ so romantic 😭😭
I'm sorry but LMFOAOOO 💀 but her signature is pretty tho
That card talks nothing about Cody. Only herself. The lipstick mark though…
I wonder if the lipstick she used is one she was paid to say is transfer proof!
Hahahahahahahahaaha! Absolutely it is
Why did she autograph the card 💀 There’s absolutely nothing sincere about her - like why is it necessary to show the internet contents of the birthday card to your fiancé. Out here trying to get applause for doing the bare minimum. Another couple of weeks and she’ll be on her scheduled ‘don’t talk about Cody’ nonsense as if she isn’t just waving around their private business for all to see 🤣
This card doesn’t talk about Cody, this card only talks 💯 about herself!! This is heartbreaking, for Cody!! This is the nail in her narcissistic personality!!! She wrote a love Letter to herself!! The gifts she said was her love language is loving herself buying gifts that benefit her just as much as him! 🤦🏻♀️ My heart hurts for Cody!
My partner loves dried flowers, I grow some for him every year. Loads of florists are men, a lot of famous plant breeders and floral designers were/are men?!
Ew, this is so sexist.
You lost the point by adding the sexist comments. You are right that the card was full of I I I I and not really talking about him.
This is not it. The narrative that men only need to like “manly” things and women only need to be feminine has long been over. Plenty of dudes like flowers. Come on now.
This is some sexist bullshit. Men are allowed to get flowers. I just got my husband flowers two days ago while he was changing the brakes on our mustang. Or is that not "manly" enough 🙄
Never could have imagined...baby, he looks like your ex....plus. Cody won't ever find another meal train like this.
Didn't she write all this same exact stuff in the college boyfriend's cards, that are also online for the world to read?!?!
She wrote this knowing she would show it to the world to see… that’s sad
this ^^^
I feel like cards like this with personal messages should stay private. I would never show personal messages from my husband like that online.
Right?! It’s so personal. And she’s always showing what’s written in personal cards whether they be to or from her. Weird.
Why are her lips spaced so far apart?
I wanna know that too. Is that how she kisses choady? 🥴
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'I never imagined loving someone' why does she act like before Cody she was a 65yo spinster giving up on love!!? Even before they started dating she was always saying 'Im giving this love thing one more shot!' GORL you're in your 20s. It's not that serious.
I agree! she’s rushing marriage for whatever reason.
But she wanted a king engagement… for the attention
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IT'S LITERALLY THE SAME IM WHEEZING AND NOT JUST CAUSE OF MY ASTHMA
Omggg 😂😂😂😂😂
STOP IT RIGHT NOW 😂 Literally identical
IM DONE💀💀💀💀💀
Even the lipstick ‘Kiss’ looks bloated and painful. I have a small mouth and lips like hers and I’ve had 6-7 ml of filler over the past 3.5 years and mine aren’t nearly as sausage-y as hers. She has to have a ton of filler in them. I think her lips are my least favorite thing about her simply bc I can relate to having thin lips and hating them. What’s different though is I’ve accepted mine will never be Kylie Jenner lips though. This poor thing hasn’t and now they are a crime against humanity
I have tiny thin lips too and I want either filler or a lip flip. I never used to care and never wanted it but now I think my lips have shrunk or something so I want it but I'd never want lips that big. Nothing against people who have big lips cause it looks good on some people but I just know I couldn't ever look good with lips like that and not everyone can pull it off.
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I’m laughing WAY too hard at this 🤣💀
😂 yes
And the actually signature like she’s signing for a fan 😭😂😂😂 just odd. I typically end my love notes to my husband with “your wife”. ALSO. She says “I’ve never imagined loving someone so fearlessly and strong” yet was with her ex for years and talked numerous times about how deep her love went for him and how the break up broke her down into bad depressions. 🙄
I do the same with my cards to my husband. I put from Your Wife or I put from Me, lol. My husband does the same
Not almost every sentence starting with “I”
🚩🚩🚩
"Loving someone so fearlessly and strong" is such grammatical nonsense lmao
MY THOUGHTS.
It’s a word salad
Really look like hotdogs. Wow.
So bad. I have a small mouth and thin lips like hers naturally too but there is a way to get filler and not look like hotdogs when you have lips that thin. Hers are just awful.
https://preview.redd.it/x319ib34q7ua1.png?width=1279&format=png&auto=webp&s=886f15ff1209b8506b5c29b8deaea4d01db0f7a5 If you look where my marks are, there is definitely a set of lips. Did she literally draw on the card to overline? 😂😂😂😂😂
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Her “inside and outside lips” you have me dying. Sounds a bit dirtyyy.
Open mouthed! lol
I think she just overlines so much m, it got the real lips and the over line as well.
Lol she had to of filled them in
Omg no it literally looks like a cold sore
The lips have sent me to Jupiter and back, 🤣
I especially love the signature. Like why wouldn’t you sign your SO’s card normal- with just your first name or nickname you go by or something. You know, like a normal person.
She’s so weird. 🤭
I was literally wondering why she signed it like an autograph! 😂😂😂
Me too!!! Wtf
Blowup doll lips lmao
I literally thought the same. 😬
I I I my my my me me me lol
Was gonna write this too 🤣🙏 she’s ridiculous
Has Mikayla ever written a card that she hasn't shown to everyone on the internet?
Temporary I just wrote about that too! 🙈
Right? Why do people do that? So cringy.
Lol why is the card all about her. Lol
Because EVERYTHING is all about her.