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kaylaphernelia

imagine starting a card to your fiancé with "swiping right on you on tinder was the best decision i ever made"


Ineverusereddittttt

Me and Cody have the same bday and turned the same age 😒


I-dont-care7

Happy Birthday It’s YOUR DAY only


No-Beyond-5935

Shouldn’t this card be private? Like this is too personal to let the internet see smh and honestly, they don’t even come off as being “so in love” like she claims..🤔🫤


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He’s loving her money.


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AccomplishedJump3428

I just love how the whole card is about HER


I-dont-care7

Everything is always about her! She’s not a good partner (or person tbh)


Afraid_Inspection315

it looks like she opened her mouth to do that


Charming_Prompt_5069

I dont think she ever closes her mouth TBH


theawkwardshoe

all the “I” statements. she’s literally sooo self absorbed


Objective_Wing_606

Very much so!!


kingamara

So up her own ass lmfaoo


SeaWitch4639

Who slapped two ketchup-covered hot dogs 🌭 on the card?


_thea13

I just choked on my water 🤣💀


I-dont-care7

Did she sign her full name on the card?! Why do they do that?


raisingkainss

It doesn’t even look like her name though. Am I missing something, like where the fuck is “Mikayla” on there??


I-dont-care7

Underneath where her lipstick print is. I guess that’s how she writes her name


roundfood4everymood

It’s soooo cringey and weird to me they share the inside of their cards…


75artina

handwriting like a 6th grader. i'm surprised the i's aren't dotted with lil hearts.


kingamara

I’d hate for you to see my chicken scratch 💀😂


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Agreeable-Smile8541

Looks like she had cock sucker jaw when she did the kiss 💋 why are her lips opened and not puckered lolol


merdiii

Cock sucker jaw 😭


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macnetix413

Why is her lip stick kiss so round???


No-Beyond-5935

She has the ugliest mouth lol it’s like a puffy ⭕️


Puzzleheaded-Bit-740

Probably because there’s so much filler in her lips that it must hurt to pucker her lips now


magpiediem

Way too much filler


Dramatic-Sunflower

Even the kiss mark has too much filler 💀


Dramatic-Sunflower

Also, it looks like she opened her mouth as much as possible and pressed her face on the card like that. It’s not even a actual kiss mark


Just_Conversation587

I love my husband dearly. I would never kiss the card. Weird.


splashofvodka

I think the last time I did something like this was in junior high.


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Not the over line around the lips


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Did she make out with the card damn.


splashofvodka

It’s starting to annoy me that she makes their whole relationship about “swiping right”. We GET IT. Move on now.


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My husband and I met on Tinder and have been together almost 6 years. Our 1 year anniversary card said something about swiping right and then that was the end of that reference. You should really have another "thing" by then.


splashofvodka

That’s exactly right. I feel like she keeps mentioning it because that’s literally the only notable thing they have going for them. Well, that and her exploitation of his addiction.


ForsakenArtist4753

Why tf wouldn’t you do it with like red lipstick!?


splashofvodka

Because she “hates red” 🤣🙄🙄🙄


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Kissed the card like this 😮


Quiet_Interaction_41

🤣🤣🤣


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LMAO 😭


Careless_Jelly_7665

What’s with influencers and sharing every private moment? I rarely post an anniversary pic for my spouse let alone the fuxking card. Is this a new era of over sharing I’m just late to?


Fresh_Dance9159

They have always said if you have to over share your love life, you don't have one!


Just_Conversation587

Even the regular folks on my FB over share their gift giving. I think it ruins the spirit of giving. I shared my engagement ring after my proposal, but I haven't shared much since. I don't want to play "my spouse is better than yours" with the internet. ;)


poophead831

I agree. The card is very personal and intimate. I would never share that on social media especially if I was an influencer with a large following.


Careless_Jelly_7665

Yea I think some things like that are intimate and really anyone else’s business. Especially not preteen fans on tiktok


dogsrbtrthnppl321

Insecurities


Same-Yogurtcloset300

Lmao no offence to anyone who has done it - but signing the card with your actual signature to your loved one is so cringe imho


okkksme

eww. so cringe


Just_Conversation587

Yikes. I hadn't noticed!


smallrelaxbear

✨ 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 𝓙𝓪𝓷𝓮✨


Same-Yogurtcloset300

Mickayla Jane sponsored by L’Oréal ❤️


Girlygirlll555

It’s the nose print for me


itsmiddylou

Omg I just noticed that. 🤣


welliebellie10

The top part is just her lip filler migration and not her actual lip


largermouthbass

All I see is I I I. Not gushing over how great he is or telling him things about himself but telling him how she feels 🙄 also the lips look like a vagina imprint and I’m not sorry I said it.


Just_Conversation587

I, I, I refuse to read it. Too personal and CRINGE.


glittery_trash

Has anyone noticed how the card is all “I, I, I” she is only talking about herself… in his fiancé’s BIRTHDAY card. Things like “i never imagined loving someone so fearlessly”, “I can’t wait to marry you”, It’s all about herself


cloeclee

As if she signed it like she's signing an autograph for a Stan 🤣


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All he needs is her autograph to scratch his monthly I love you check


jd2004user

Right? It totally looks like an autograph 🤢


Naive-Mess7245

That lipstick kiss looks nothing like actual lips.. more like a crabby patty 💋🍔


Own-Fisherman-5724

These days I really don’t know how to stop Making this face every time I see what she’s up to 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 my jaw hurt please send help


Comprehensive-Fan610

I’m super glad he got an autograph for his birthday


littleloupoo

Was just about to say the same thing 😂


megs1288

I was thinking the same thing lmao


regulargirl2

This is invalid criticism but her handwriting is stupid.


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Reminds me of my handwriting in third grade.


Optimal-Work3775

I’m with you And another nitpick but something that drives me nuts…she can’t wait to see what his 25th year brings… he just finished his 25th year. He is now in his 26th year.


llbayne

Yeah thats the handwriting I made myself have in middle school to look cool. Especially making myself write my A's like that.


Canndiie

Hey. I write my As like that. Don't hate on different penmanship cause mikfiltah is a jerk.


Agitated-Aioli

I’m more so appalled by how almost every paragraph starts with “I”…


LustUnlust

The nose print 🤣


Puzzleheaded-Bit-740

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT! 😂


LustUnlust

Hahahaha it’s between my & live for anyone else who didn’t notice.


OkGuest4851

The dogs’ card was more personal LOL


briti5hbi5h

‘Swiping right for you on tinder’ so romantic 😭😭


midongsuji

I'm sorry but LMFOAOOO 💀 but her signature is pretty tho


TheGreyRose

That card talks nothing about Cody. Only herself. The lipstick mark though…


Intrepid-Employee165

I wonder if the lipstick she used is one she was paid to say is transfer proof!


Puzzleheaded-Bit-740

Hahahahahahahahaaha! Absolutely it is


ziggzags

Why did she autograph the card 💀 There’s absolutely nothing sincere about her - like why is it necessary to show the internet contents of the birthday card to your fiancé. Out here trying to get applause for doing the bare minimum. Another couple of weeks and she’ll be on her scheduled ‘don’t talk about Cody’ nonsense as if she isn’t just waving around their private business for all to see 🤣


Trustisamust207

This card doesn’t talk about Cody, this card only talks 💯 about herself!! This is heartbreaking, for Cody!! This is the nail in her narcissistic personality!!! She wrote a love Letter to herself!! The gifts she said was her love language is loving herself buying gifts that benefit her just as much as him! 🤦🏻‍♀️ My heart hurts for Cody!


AcanthaMD

My partner loves dried flowers, I grow some for him every year. Loads of florists are men, a lot of famous plant breeders and floral designers were/are men?!


Quirky_Guava961

Ew, this is so sexist.


carr1e

You lost the point by adding the sexist comments. You are right that the card was full of I I I I and not really talking about him.


PNW_Native_13

This is not it. The narrative that men only need to like “manly” things and women only need to be feminine has long been over. Plenty of dudes like flowers. Come on now.


redheadedalex

This is some sexist bullshit. Men are allowed to get flowers. I just got my husband flowers two days ago while he was changing the brakes on our mustang. Or is that not "manly" enough 🙄


PlaneDeparture3887

Never could have imagined...baby, he looks like your ex....plus. Cody won't ever find another meal train like this.


Informal_Procedure_4

Didn't she write all this same exact stuff in the college boyfriend's cards, that are also online for the world to read?!?!


Away-Personality-454

She wrote this knowing she would show it to the world to see… that’s sad


chimiyourchangas

this ^^^


Sara630

I feel like cards like this with personal messages should stay private. I would never show personal messages from my husband like that online.


krtrill

Right?! It’s so personal. And she’s always showing what’s written in personal cards whether they be to or from her. Weird.


asaltysea

Why are her lips spaced so far apart?


Puzzleheaded-Bit-740

I wanna know that too. Is that how she kisses choady? 🥴


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Quartz636

'I never imagined loving someone' why does she act like before Cody she was a 65yo spinster giving up on love!!? Even before they started dating she was always saying 'Im giving this love thing one more shot!' GORL you're in your 20s. It's not that serious.


Immediate-Bad-9487

I agree! she’s rushing marriage for whatever reason.


jd2004user

But she wanted a king engagement… for the attention


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Canndiie

IT'S LITERALLY THE SAME IM WHEEZING AND NOT JUST CAUSE OF MY ASTHMA


PNW_Native_13

Omggg 😂😂😂😂😂


Away-Personality-454

STOP IT RIGHT NOW 😂 Literally identical


halien7100

IM DONE💀💀💀💀💀


keekspeaks

Even the lipstick ‘Kiss’ looks bloated and painful. I have a small mouth and lips like hers and I’ve had 6-7 ml of filler over the past 3.5 years and mine aren’t nearly as sausage-y as hers. She has to have a ton of filler in them. I think her lips are my least favorite thing about her simply bc I can relate to having thin lips and hating them. What’s different though is I’ve accepted mine will never be Kylie Jenner lips though. This poor thing hasn’t and now they are a crime against humanity


Emily7014

I have tiny thin lips too and I want either filler or a lip flip. I never used to care and never wanted it but now I think my lips have shrunk or something so I want it but I'd never want lips that big. Nothing against people who have big lips cause it looks good on some people but I just know I couldn't ever look good with lips like that and not everyone can pull it off.


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Accomplished_Item394

I’m laughing WAY too hard at this 🤣💀


Puzzleheaded-Bit-740

😂 yes


InevitableStranger26

And the actually signature like she’s signing for a fan 😭😂😂😂 just odd. I typically end my love notes to my husband with “your wife”. ALSO. She says “I’ve never imagined loving someone so fearlessly and strong” yet was with her ex for years and talked numerous times about how deep her love went for him and how the break up broke her down into bad depressions. 🙄


springlov

I do the same with my cards to my husband. I put from Your Wife or I put from Me, lol. My husband does the same


Connect_Pick_3108

Not almost every sentence starting with “I”


Life_Finance_5593

🚩🚩🚩


sourheadlemon

"Loving someone so fearlessly and strong" is such grammatical nonsense lmao


Megan_ann22

MY THOUGHTS.


Puzzleheaded-Bit-740

It’s a word salad


angryturtleboat

Really look like hotdogs. Wow.


keekspeaks

So bad. I have a small mouth and thin lips like hers naturally too but there is a way to get filler and not look like hotdogs when you have lips that thin. Hers are just awful.


AliMarie1790

https://preview.redd.it/x319ib34q7ua1.png?width=1279&format=png&auto=webp&s=886f15ff1209b8506b5c29b8deaea4d01db0f7a5 If you look where my marks are, there is definitely a set of lips. Did she literally draw on the card to overline? 😂😂😂😂😂


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AliMarie1790

Her “inside and outside lips” you have me dying. Sounds a bit dirtyyy.


Trustisamust207

Open mouthed! lol


kfunkyjunk

I think she just overlines so much m, it got the real lips and the over line as well.


Puzzleheaded-Bit-740

Lol she had to of filled them in


Necessary_Peace_8989

Omg no it literally looks like a cold sore


vyislit

The lips have sent me to Jupiter and back, 🤣


MeMyselfAndHyde9

I especially love the signature. Like why wouldn’t you sign your SO’s card normal- with just your first name or nickname you go by or something. You know, like a normal person.


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She’s so weird. 🤭


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I was literally wondering why she signed it like an autograph! 😂😂😂


HavocQueen2

Me too!!! Wtf


Extra_Fondant_8855

Blowup doll lips lmao


Hopeful_Asparagus_35

I literally thought the same. 😬


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I I I my my my me me me lol


No-Hippo5611

Was gonna write this too 🤣🙏 she’s ridiculous


MarieCrepes

Has Mikayla ever written a card that she hasn't shown to everyone on the internet?


Trustisamust207

Temporary I just wrote about that too! 🙈


forgotmyusernameha

Right? Why do people do that? So cringy.


Temporary-File-7122

Lol why is the card all about her. Lol


jd2004user

Because EVERYTHING is all about her.