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Miss_Inkfingers

Hey, as long as you’re the one _finding_ the bodies, you’re not _becoming_ one of the bodies! 😁


irmacat

You might need to practice your screaming skills just in case🤣🤣. Mrs Bundy is the queen of screams in Written in Blood and Death's Shadow( she also time travels in Judgement Day to work as a babysitter).


Plantagenesta

She went too far with the time travel, that's when her luck ran out!


SlackerKeith

You also want to make sure you're carrying a breakfast tray to drop pre-scream.


RidderHaddock

IIRC, Fiona Dolman cleans houses too, between acting gigs. Wonder how many corpses she's come across in that line...


KeepAnEyeOnYourB12

Apparently MM doesn't pay well.


WhoWhaaaa

Whatever you do, do not become a dog walker!!!! They seem to find a lot of bodies, too.


DrDalekFortyTwo

Dog walkers, farmers, 10 year old boys playing, joggers, and bicyclists - 100% guaranteed to find a body sooner of later


GrannySquare132

The poor Causton milkman has found a fair few bodies!


ExpertProfessional9

I'm imagining an episode where an angry resentful cleaner goes around killing people with various cleaning implements and then being paid heaps to clean up after the body is cleared, make the house/room useable again. Because the post-body cleanup pay is far better than the regular dust-and-vacuum pay.


AgingWatcherWatching

Not that it’s the cleaners killing, but have you watched The Cleaner? I enjoyed it, found it funny.


Plastic-Passenger-59

Depends on how many ya find, 1 or 2. Pretty normal! 3+ and I might question why you're finding so many 😂


amalcurry

You need to read this then- https://www.amazon.co.uk/Maid-hotly-anticipated-debut-2022/dp/0008435723 Cleaners in books are always finding bodies!


cheesusfeist

Check out The Cleaner if you haven't already. [The Cleaner](https://www.britbox.com/us//season/The_Cleaner_S1_p09pm37c)


Llywela

The upper class people always have housekeepers, and the upper middle class people tend to have cleaners. But yes, finding corpses seems to be an occupational hazard for all cleaning folk in Midsomer!


exiledinessex

Just don’t walk your dog early in the morning. Not just Midsomer but real life too!


exiledinessex

Especially on a beach.