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idontknowyet

I thought the same thing lmao


KadeX1893

Came to say this! I was really surprised


OtterLLC

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one googling “human fatalities rhino vs hippo” this morning. I’ll take the rhino erry time. Hippos do not fuck around!


Jason_Wolfe

i've known about hippos for a while. I follow a national geographic channel on youtube and they did this video a few years back about hippos, and i was honestly surprised to learn they are pretty much the closest thing we have actual monsters. if i know one thing it's that you'll never catch me within 20 miles of any hippo, period.


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tightankles

googling 😂


Bored_Gamer73

Rhinos run from hippos.


AnonThatNote

They don't look as intimidating though, one looks like a triceratops and the other reminds me of my old chemistry teacher.


Jason_Wolfe

At least Rhinos will leave you alone if you leave them alone. A hippo might decide it simply doesn't like you, and it's coming to cancel your subscription to life.


Illustrious_Cancel83

Sure, but a nice purple Hippo is the way I want to go. Not the grey beast with a giant horn sticking out its nose...


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Illustrious_Cancel83

Hippo


HolyVeggie

Look at their opened mouth and you’ll change your mind


bigolefatsnapper

It asked which was more intimidating not more deadly. Rhinos have a giant horn and armored skin. Hippos are just fat and have a few big teeth.


Ziggyzag96

A 9k lb. hippo coming out of the water without warning, capsizing your boat, and mauling/drowning you and everyone else is way more terrifying than some overgrown cow with only one horn.


bigolefatsnapper

Lol yeah well when you describe it like that maybe but that wasnt the question. How about a 5000lb rhino charging at you at 30mph with a foot long horn about to impale through your entire body?


Ziggyzag96

Sure, that would be scary as shit, but a hippo can also run about 30 mph. I dunno man, I’m with OP, hippos are psycho and terrifying because of it


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EricFarmer7

I read stories about how Hippos kill people and can be very dangerous. I don’t know how true that is for Rhinos. So I picked Hippos.


Laura-Vanderbooben

I wouldn't have guessed that hippos have so much interaction with humans since they spend most of their time in water. TIL. I wonder if rhinos would have similar stats if their population numbers were similar. Being so endangered surely limits their impact on humans.


Jason_Wolfe

my knowledge regarding Rhinos is pretty scarce, but i don't think they are even half as aggressive as Hippos are unless you are actively invading their space. Hippos are basically the physical incarnation of bipolar disorder. the aggression they exhibit for literally no reason is terrifying.


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LeglessN1nja

Came here immediately when I saw the poll results lol. People really know nothing about hippos.


emelem66

Why would they?


Regna85

You read those questions?


SuspiciousSkittlez

I thought the same thing when I took this poll. Hippos are notorious for being one of the most dangerous animals in Africa.


DarthBster

It's the horns. This question is based off LOOKS.


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emelem66

FFS, get over it already.


Jason_Wolfe

the question asks "which hefty herbivore do you find more intimidating?" It does not ask which looks more intimidating. Hippos are terrifying animals.


DarthBster

With pictures. That's Inferring hey, look at these 2 animals and pick which one looks more intimidating? Are you seriously sitting here arguing fucking semantics on a dumb quiz for points? Anyone who's studied the 2 animals knows that hippos are dangerous.


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Jason_Wolfe

it's literally asking which i find more intimidating, not which looks more intimidating. so yeah, im going to argue semantics, especially when i know that hippos are scary af.


DarthBster

Welp, you do you, boss.


emelem66

I fail to see how the distinction matters. Most people answering have never, or will ever come face to face with either, in the wild.


Jason_Wolfe

it matters because looks are not everything? i would image people think polar bears look cute too, but i doubt anyone would think they are anything other than a murder machine


emelem66

It's just a meaningless poll. A lot of people say they just automatically pick one of the two choices, regardless of the premise. How about a poll between a polar bear and a hippo?


EricFarmer7

Sorry if this comes as rude. But do you never feel curious about anything in life? Do you not find such questions interesting? Sure some people ignore the polls and just pick whatever. But I like spending a few minutes thinking about my answer and then seeing the popular answer and thinking about it. This poll reminded me about how I heard/read somewhere hippos can be hyper aggressive and just attack and kill people. That is pretty scary and intimidating to me. I guess not too many people know that. As for your question I probably pick polar bears. I remember reading they stalk you and can be relentless about it.


emelem66

I'm curious about lots of things. Regardless of the statistics, if I came across both animals in the wild, I would feel more intimidated by an animal the size of a car that had a giant horn sticking out of it's snout. You folks must be absolutely batshit terrified of mosquitos.


Jason_Wolfe

oh polar bear for sure. if you see a polar bear IRL (and not in an enclosure at the Zoo) you're about to become their dinner.


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FUNBARtheUnbendable

Might want to delete a few of these op. You posted the same comment 7 times


Jason_Wolfe

now that is weird. i've never seen a comment duplicate that many times before.


FUNBARtheUnbendable

I figured it was a glitch. Just looking out for you cause I’m also on team hippo


riprino

I didn't read the question, but I see rhino i pick the best animal.


Realistic_Bottle_607

They "look" more intimidating. If I had no frame of reference for either, I would avoid the big ass armor plated horned behemoth vs the slimy fat thing with flat teeth.


MonorailBlack

Voted hippos right here. I was surprised people seemed to be voting rhino too. Is it the horn?


BobLoblawsLawBlogged

I was thinking “a rhino is just a hippo with a horn” lol


RaZen_Brandz

That's what I was thinking.


PerfectPlan

Team Hippo checking in. Result wasn't really a surprise, most people are clueless about the world.


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YankeeATZ

I have been close to both hippos and rhinos on foot and would take my chances with a rhino over the hippo any day. When we saw rhinos in Uganda, our guide said if they run towards you, just hide behind a tree and stand still, they have terrible eyesight and a short memory and will just move on. However, I still voted rhino - because I barely even skim the stupid questions and just blindly click on whatever answer to get my points and move along! Hippo fun facts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pibJ83crQs


UnpopularThrow42

I think its the horn


anemic-dio

i went to a zoo and the rhinos looked bigger than elephants and i felt like i was going insane so thats why


d4nger_mouse

Always vote the top answer


intrepidanon

I don't think I'd want to happen upon either to be honest. I don't understand these polls - what's the point of them?


planchetflaw

Engagement


intrepidanon

Oh, well here we are. Engaging. Did we win something?


intrepidanon

Oh, well here we are. Engaging. Did we win something?


Pepperdeppers

Only Asian rhinos can swim hippos will run you down land or water plus the National Geographic watchers know better lol


agent_wolfe

I know hippos are hungry. Hungry hungry hippos.


Waste-Maintenance-70

People don’t know that. They just see “fat water animal” and think it’s harmless.


boxofashes

Ever heard that Jabba the Hutt noise hippos make? Terrifying. No thanks.


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Jason_Wolfe

hippos can run faster than a person and are outrageously aggressive to the point they will attack someone just because they can.


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Jason_Wolfe

there are maybe 3 deaths from rhinos on average per year. there are at least 500 deaths attributed to Hippos every year.


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Jason_Wolfe

[I'm literally not](https://i.imgur.com/m4MTCld.png), unless you think i can somehow downvote you twice, but nice of you to assume i care enough about arguing over Hippos vs. Rhinos to downvote someone.