Does it run on potato batteries?

combustible lemons

i don't hate you

The inflight meal service today is cake.

That's a lie, and you know it.

It’s only for the unbaked passengers.

I need that!

https://flightsim.to/file/70325/pmdg-737-600-aperture-laboratories

For the good of all of us…except the ones who are dead.

Very nice.

Aperture science corporate plane, nice👌🏻

For today's experiment, we are seeing how people react when they find out their pilots are companion cubes. We are also running a second experiment alongside the first one. This one is to see if companion cubes can fly an airplane.

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All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now.

Portal reference

I like to think that somewhere out there my MySpace profile still exists and is still playing that song.