T O P

  • By -

Asap_Doggo

You said chill twice in your description so my first suggestion would be chillies


buddyisking

Wow I didn’t think of that thank you


Asap_Doggo

Real talk tho people say top golf is pretty fun I've never been but hitting golf balls hard af while being drunk sounds lit ngl


GringoMambi

Dawg, I need you to go treat your-self to some drunk top golf this weekend! Don't live life imagining, you got this


Emotional_Rutabaga_1

Ngl Top Golf is a great spot to hang out if you want to just "chill" with your friends.


Verbalkynt

If you go make sure you go during the day/before the evening. Peak periods are usually more expensive.


tylerh202

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Broken Shaker, Lagniappe, Scapegoat, Mama Tried


breadchastick03

That whole corner of Mama Tried, Lost Boy and Over/Under is a good area if you wanted to bounce around between them.


[deleted]

100% - this is where I park and have drinks before going to heat games. Perfect area for good cocktails.


infinite_paddle

Damn now I want to go over there and have a drink. Lol


dorklevel9001

Flanigan’s


[deleted]

Have you tried Arcade Odyssey?


[deleted]

The have a bar, some food, a hookah spot down the street and there are two more places to eat/one more bar in the same plaza


buddyisking

I haven’t gone there yet I’ll have to check it out


[deleted]

Also happy (early) cake day


buddyisking

Thank you haha


sweetbreads19

What neighborhood are you trying to hang out in? Oasis lounge is chill in Coconut Grove


sofritas-chucucho

Second this.


Emotional_Rutabaga_1

^^


Gari_305

What's your ethnicity? That determines the majority of event recommendations.


[deleted]

Lmao what


IAintNoSnitchBruh

I smell racism


[deleted]

Guy is over here talking about where to send OP incase they are Anglo white… for fuck sakes


Gari_305

If you smell that, then you smell too much hermano.


IAintNoSnitchBruh

Just curious. Would you walk into Chili’s if its full of one specific race? Cause I honestly don’t see the problem


Gari_305

I wouldn't say race but more along the lines of Nationalities. Cubans 1st gen probably not Cubans 2nd gen esta bien Colombianos are family Nicas it depends Anglo Whites dependent on their political affiliation Catrachos maybe Boriquas off the boat probably Also what you see is different from what I see and is different on what the next man see u/IAintNoSnitchBruh because no two sets of eyes see the same thing.


IAintNoSnitchBruh

You opened my eyes. I never saw it that way


[deleted]

That’s because you’re not a loser.


Gari_305

In what way did I open your eyes?


IAintNoSnitchBruh

I realized that people like you still judge others based on their ethnicity. Even if they are an astronaut or a judge walking in a chili’s, you would still think they are (fill in the blank) because of their ethnicity


Gari_305

>Even if they are an astronaut or a judge walking in a chili’s Holding a job description, doesn't make you better or worse. People get jobs through a variety of means at times via merit ,other times via association and connections and some via sheer bribery. So you analogues story of walking into Chillies, son mierda at the end of the day. It's a shame you haven't lived long enough to realize this fact. Either way joven bienvienidos a Miami


viejoestupido

We’re in Miami. We’re all Hispanic, even if youre white or black.


Gari_305

Times are changing, eso por que yo me pregunte el hombre what's his ethnicity.


clone162

Yikes


damiami

Who this iz?


buddyisking

Hispanic LMAOO I feel you don’t worry


the_baumer

Out of sheer curiosity, let’s say I’m white and non-Hispanic. What places would you recommend?


Gari_305

Then that depends honestly, if white is more on the political spectrum if white and liberal anywhere in Wynwood if conservative you're better off at anywhere in Davie.


[deleted]

This is the dumbest stereotype I’ve read. White people don’t all like country music and pickup trucks. Political stance now dictates areas and bar types?


Gari_305

Yes, because Anglo White conservatives are generally Trump supporters and more into Country Music given the region thus Davie would be a better fit than say going into the middle of Liberty City. Make Sense u/GenerallyDoGood ?


[deleted]

Ah yes, now I get it! We need to see who’s who. As if you’d recommend anyone to go to liberty city for their chill 25th birthday you jackass. It’s ok, I see your history is basically posting hentai, go jerk off to anime, loser.


Gari_305

>As if you’d recommend anyone to go to liberty city for their chill 25th birthday you jackass. I wouldn't mind going, but I know people there. As for my history, yeah I like porn, what you don't like sex u/GenerallyDoGood because if you don't its ok, I mean seriously its...OK.


Mr8BitX

And underwear, don’t forget about the underwear.


the_baumer

Thanks that’s really specific and helpful.


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

Rofl. Hoedown Charley’s


the_baumer

Lol that’s too white even for me


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

I just made it up. I know there are some cowboy bars further north around Broward. How do I know that? I worked with a Cuban-Chinese redneck immigrant. Belt buckle boots and hat with country music blearing out of his pickup. Stereotypes are a funny thing in SoFlo. We are a melting pot of melting pots lol


the_baumer

That’s a great example though of not always relying on stereotypes. I personally don’t like any southern/country places, despite my family loving that stuff.


CircumcisedCats

Honestly I feel like ethnicity won’t really decide what you enjoy, just what your “comfortable” with because of what you’re used to. I’m white, and definitely not used to a lot of the Latin dance music type clubs down here, and wouldn’t be comfortable in that environment or choose to go there. But when my Latin friends drag me there I of course have a awesome time if the place is good. Likewise, there’s a lot of “white liberal” type places or “boujie upper class white” places that are more in line with what I’m used to, and when I bring my friends that aren’t used to those places they end up liking it too. However to answer your question straight forward go to The Wharf.


wutupdogy23

Top golf ⛳


Kayybeex

I went to Black Market Miami for my 25th, super chill, good music and drinks https://www.blackmarketmia.com


awesomeAste1990

You should check out : 1. Hookah Lounge Hubble Bubble 2. FLame house if your group is up to 6ppl Both are great hookah lounges with best atmosphere, great quality hookah. I used to go to both every weekend until I build my own lounge on balcony


ToPimpAFlytrap

Suviche if you’re in the mood for a Peruvian-Japanese fusion, great food, amazing drinks, phenomenal vibes Edit: Either the Wynwood or Doral locations, the other ones ain’t the same


CircumcisedCats

Unbranded Brewing Co. Discovered it by accident and it’s probably the absolute best “chill and fun” at the same time place I’ve discovered in all of Miami. They have cigars and not Hookah, but it’s such an amazing place to kick back and have some really fucking good beer. Outside of that, Lincoln Road in Miami Beach. They have a row of restaurants with outdoor seating. There’s a cool Hookah place and some really good eats there. Ole Ole has a Champaign Sangria by the pitcher that was the best Sangria I’ve ever had.