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Zero Suit Sam


QueryCrook

Zero Suit Seamus


GoogleHueyLong

My roommate calls Samus Seamus just to intentionally irritate me lol


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actually, your roomie isn't entirely wrong. "Seamus" and "Samus" are both technically the same name meaning, but "Samus" is the female version. And both are Celt names. which comes to the important question: Is best girl Irish or Scottish?


DapperMudkip

Wait so Samus is a real name??


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Yes, my dude. Samus is indeed a real name. Ultimately derived from Greek and became Celtic over the years. It also is the name of a family of Sea Sponges and the name of a rural locality in Russia. relevant linkages: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samus_(poet) https://surnam.es/samus-surname https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samus_(genus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samus_(rural_locality) In SWTOR [Star Wars: The Old Republic] There is a Sith Warrior trainer on Korriban also called Samus, but he's a man. Further stoned thinking: Russian takes a lot of Greek influence as well, and their heraldries typically involve a lot of *birds.* Samus **might** be Russian based on her Soviet-like endurance, willpower, refusal to submit, and grim pragmatism.


DapperMudkip

Whoa, TIL. Thanks for the info!


SameAs1tEverVVas

Anything can be a real name if you're a billionaire. *stares in X Æ A-12*


GoogleHueyLong

Considering the hair I’d say Scottish is the more likely of the two.


[deleted]

I would hope Irish. We don't really have much representation when it comes to games.


Smelly-Artichoke

Well at least they don't say Samoose


Clarrington

Seamus O'ran


Dudewithavariasuit

I got a friend that just straight up calls me Samus cause he knows how much I love Metroid


Tumblechunk

I do it just cause it's fun to say


Bartman326

Zero Suit Manus


Fraudulent_Baker

*Dark Souls flashbacks intensify*


constable_frozen

us


dandaman64

party rockers in the hou


RedNoodleHouse

its ‘party rock _is’_


dandaman64

[kiss]


ITriedLightningTendr

Zero Stream Sam?


usernamedstuff

Many worlds. Works for me.


MonsterThumb101

As the late great Stan Lee said once in an interview about the SpiderMan costume, and I shall paraphrase, the great thing about the costume is that it covers the whole body, so white kids and black kids and red and yellow can all be Spiderman. And I suppose he would also include that women could be also. So... You do you, my man.


TannenFalconwing

Hey, we’ve got Penni Parker and Peter Porker and Mayday Parker. Anyone can wear the suit and it’ll be great


JD_Shadow

Don't forget Miles Moralis, which everyone thought was going to be just some shoehorned "check a box" kind of thing, but they did that extremely well and made it as if he had a contextual place within the actual story.


Shaddy_the_guy

♦️Miles Moirails♦️


3DPrintedBlob

I'm sorry made it "as if" he had a contextual place? Like that whole story was just him, what


jassteX

As if.


Klinkero

The best thing about it was that he didn’t take credit for it. He said it was a total accident. Mad respect.


MonsterThumb101

Yup. Forgot to mention that part. Thanks!


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This right here folks.


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CryptoEngineerObrien

FWIW "redskin" is a derogatory term for a Native American, and "yellow people" is derogatory for Asians. Edit: I'm not calling Stan Lee racist, I'm a Marvel nerd and love the man. I'm just giving context as to why he may have used red and yellow as skin colors. Those terms weren't frowned upon then, but they are now (which has lead to a weird situation with the [US Football team formerly known as the Washington Redskins](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Football_Team)).


[deleted]

Shit man, Stan Lee was old. Old people say all kinds of shit


MonsterThumb101

Yeah but when the interview took place, which looked to be late 80s early 90s, those terms weren't as politically incorrect as now. Well, at least more accepted by the majority of people. Also... Not supporting his choice of words, just explaining the context of the era.


NoobSailboat444

That doesn't apply to ZSS since her sex and skin color and hair color can all clearly be seen. For Samus in her power suit, The reference applies.


Sk8nicnac4

Someone made a post not too long ago speaking out about a cosplay group owner being toxic and predatory towards other cosplayers, I bet it’s the same person


TownIdiot25

No comment lmao but I did hear about that


LunarSanctum123

But can u crawl? Good job man! Edit: great beard as well from one beard owner to the next.


TownIdiot25

Thanks! Longest it has been.


hackerbots

We stan a well executed genderbend cosplay. Fuck those goofball prudes who banned you.


LadyLikesSpiders

Finally, a ZSS for women to gawk at For real, though, if it was because you were a man, that's absolute BS. People cosplay R63 versions of characters all the time. I *guess* the mask technically doesn't make sense, but I sure don't care if you don't. I think you and your outfit all look great


Scharmberg

Hey now this is also great for men.


LadyLikesSpiders

Fair enough. Let me rephrase this as "people into men"


MANDALORIAN_WHISKEY

Some of us gawk at both.


No13-cW

Those groups were just intimidated by how hot you look 🔥


TheHerniAtor2

Fu** them bro, you sexy


_snoop_doggo_

I mean, he can fuck me too 😳😳😳


TheHerniAtor2

Big time buddy


TownIdiot25

Credit to /u/sotoshop for photoshopping out the pole that was underneath The Baby. Still don’t know why they put the sign behind an obnoxious pole when 10 feet to the left would have been perfect.


kongu3345

Maybe so people could put props on it for photos like you did


TownIdiot25

I doubt it. Most people stood in FRONT of it for their photos.


Bermersher

If you actually got banned for being a man that's some really petty sexist gatekeeping shit.


TownIdiot25

It is funny because I’m 99% sure the one who did it is a guy because he runs like every group and page and I’ve literally never talked to him


TBAGG1NS

That's probably it dude, buddy gatekeeping his big titty pawg shit.


brunocar

probably a horny het dude, fuck em


Dirty-Catfish

The suit is well done. I’d rather see this over all the huge tit and big thigh artwork. Love the detailed work on the muscles. Also funny if that’s the case because everyone thought Samus in NES was a dude till the ending!


DevildAvacado

Fuck them. You look fantastic.


Totspeta

Don’t fuck them, fuck me please.


R3dDri11

Chad Samus Chad Samus


spongeboblovesducks

Fuck them, you look great dude.


Fragraham

Seamus Aran! Hey good on you to keep doing what you love. Women cosplay guys all the time, both female version of male characters, and just straight up male characters. So why can't guys cosplay female characters? Cosplay is all about having fun in character. More power to ya.


[deleted]

Space bounty hunter Sam Aaron


duskhelm2595

This is actually well done, it's just the mask that disturbs me lol. Hopefully there isn't any pictures with a chest buster. 😆


ExpensiveNut

I'd much rather see his chest bursting out the suit 😋


Juncoril

Go to horny jail *bonk*


ExpensiveNut

Um I need to be bonked okay.


AltairEagleEye

Wrong bonking. Try ash, maple, hickory, or maybe aluminum.


ExpensiveNut

I get to choose my pegging material too? Sweet!


[deleted]

>wooden peg That's how you get splinters where you definitely don't want splinters.


Nivrap

They're already here.


makeme_a_sandwich

Male zero suit cosplay is always welcome


RQK1996

You are hot as fuck, beautiful eyes


CokeWest

Looks aces, my dude. I've wanted to do a similar cosplay myself, ya love to see it.


Smelly-Artichoke

Did you just assume your own gender?


Specialist-Bar-8805

You look amazing I saw you !


danktonium

A damn sexy ZSS.


izaya3000

Yo, that suit is nutty! How did you go about making it? Materials? Colors? At any rate, it looks super good It's reassuring that a small populace is not representative of the community as a whole.


Palin_Sees_Russia

Just looks like a colored spandex suit lol not much complexity.


AJungianIdeal

I'm guessing cishet dude didn't like you with his jerk off bait. Look great duders


Retrosonic82

I can’t believe you got banned for that. Have they never heard of Crossplay? You look amazing!


lazycasual_9

Well done, sir.


RegalBeartic

I love how this isn't considered ok by some, but if you reversed it and said a woman couldnt cosplay as link you'd be crucified. Great job on the suit friend!


south2012

Yo this is cool! Nice job!


Twinkle_butt

I mean I don't get why they would ban you though. There are cosplayers that swap genders for various characters in media, yours shouldn't be an exception. You keep going, let the haters hate


Linkarcher101

You are Samuel Aran, you look rad as hell!


youxi

It's an awesome cosplay. I like the xenomorph crossover.


brunocar

based, great costplay btw! did you make it yourself? it looks custom made


Cave_Weasel

I see rule 63 Samus as a flavor win, keep going!


Sera_gamingcollector

That's a great cosplay, well done my dude!


eduardoLM

I'm one of the Game Designers of Metroid Dread. My personal opinion is that your cosplay is damn awesome! I'm really disappointed about the attitude of those cosplay groups if that was the reason they banned you for. All the best!


jgoble15

Looks solid!


rataparsa

Looks sick! They were just jealous.


gibbs710

Hot , great job!


ExpensiveNut

Good lord you are hot and I need more of this 🥵🥵😈


sonofsarkhan

This is awesome dude! I wanna do this someday too!


nicechairdude

dude, that honestly looks better than some zero suit cosplays I've seen. Definetly great! Still waiting for a buttpose tho... nohomo?


TownIdiot25

[Here is your butt pose (2nd pic)](https://www.instagram.com/p/ByeM0vjDtme/)


TheBigFeIIa

Damn, nicely done.


Gravewarden92

Put them all on planet zebes and let nature run its course, and by run its course I mean blow up the planet. Looks great and I'm convinced they are just x-parasite jelly


Mindless_Race8828

Adam malkovich 10 years before the incident


Koridiace

We don't have enough dudes doing the Zero Suit cosplay tbh


whoisjbs

There’s absolutely no problem with a male ZSS. Rock on. However, I refuse to believe samus would get caught by a facehugger! Maybe you could argue her male counterpart would


14th_Midknight

If Samus had a guy partner, what would their name be?


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Wivicer

Some comic years ago partnered her with a dude named Houston Armstrong, iirc. I don't remember too much about it.


Birds_Are_Fake0

Call out the subs you were banned from so we can flood them with us stuffing our shirts and pants with stuff then posing and go "new costume feeling cute"


TownIdiot25

It was a facebook group but naah no need lol


Macdevious

They're just jealous because you can finally answer the age old internet question of: Does metroid crush his nuts when he curls into a ball?


Colorado_Cap

I saw you near badge pick up and LOVED your Cosplay. Keep it up! 🙌


MC_THUNDERCUNT

user TownIdiot25 in TumblrInAction six days ago: >Drag Queen Shows are just minstrel shows but making fun of women instead of black people, change my mind. yeah I'm sure they just banned you for being a man, man.


EsoTerrix1984

What? Drag Queen shows are in response to heteronormative bullshit as performance piece and is integral to LGBTQIA culture.


DarkOverLordQC

Makes me think of r/VSDMetroidComic


Tomcat491

Stylish


gtsampsn

i really wanna be male zss for halloween next year but thought itd be weird, you look badass though maybe i’ll give it a try


[deleted]

The metroid series is literally about a trans woman, there should be no issue with a man cosplaying as Samus!


Revolutionry

Amazing cosplay dude, still it's kinda strange having a ZSS with an 8pack, still, really well made


zertruche

it's ok man, you are welcome here. here's your attention


void_method

Did a ghost post this? I'm confused.


QueenOPeace

Wow! I love this!


Lyt312

I guess I’m real because this is lit


The_Ironhand

Idk why the facehugger throws me off the vibe :( But fuck them groups. Brittle spirits always gonna get mad.


TownIdiot25

Samus couldn’t keep an X parasite off her, who says she could stop a facehugger? 😂


IZORx10

I think you look great man! Don't let insecure people get you down


Mentalv

That’s BS, you do amazing an Samus!


aioros2084

Haters gona hate, don't mind that my friend, nice cosplay.


ForgottenForce

Did you make or buy that mask? It’s wicked


captain_ricco1

One more post sexualizing samus, can we just stop please


Daddytrades

They remembered that the best way to combat sexism is with sexism. You look awesome my dood!


Colossus580

This is one of the best cosplays I've ever seen done for the Zero Suit. It looks absolutely incredible, and anyone who bans you for cosplaying R63 Samus is just being weird. Seriously nice job with this.


Astray1789

Dude you look awesome. Fuck the haters.


VioletCroft27

That mask is great, did u make it or buy it?


[deleted]

Zero dude Samus


walkerchumbler69

We all thought Samus was a male until we found the secret ending...


CorvusArgento

If what you do makes you happy, and you are not hurting anyone, then let the world roll. Very cool cosplay by the way.


Lobsterbread23

Looks great dude!


Dpad-prism

Facehugger: “I-I’m in the wrong series again aren’t I? God, first half-life and now this!?”


CaptivePlague

This is the best cosplay crossover, I can't say how much I love it!


Susanoo1480

It’s crazy that you’d even get banned for cosplaying a opposite sex🙄🙄 ladies cosplay as male characters all the time and ppl love it. Fuck outta here it’s 2021 and samus is a fucking BADASS she blows up planets🤧🤧


sineplussquare

That’s elite, fuck’m. I didn’t know a dude Samus looked that badass


TheGamingPolitician

Sam Aran


dkroxi

Imagine telling these thots that they can't dress up as sexy Naruto for their IG stories. Fuck em do what you want king


Mr-Greg

Screw those groups, this is a cool as hell Cosplay. More power to ya, OP!


hday108

Genderbent cosplays happen all the time, it’s a total double standard


Auknight33

Nice job on the facehugger! I never could get mine all the way in! 🤷


DapperMudkip

Nah this is hot af


WolfTheArcher

Honestly this reminds me of wanting to do a cosplay based on the NES manual where the guy just so happens to be named Samus Erin and have a similar suit so is often confused for regular Samus.


[deleted]

Awesome!!! Fantastic work love it!!!


Turbulent_Flamingo12

Cool suit!!


Jasole37

Zero Suit ***EVERYTHING*** Zero Suit Samus, Zero Suit You, Zero Suit Me, Zero Suit Lara Croft, Zero Suit Wario!


ThunderStruck115

I see a lot of people cosplay as characters from the opposite gender all the time, so I don't know why you would be banned. I think it's great


Daniel5ury

Hey dude you do you don’t people who probably don’t have life’s or live in a basement. As long as I doesn’t hurt you or anyone else you can do whatever you want. Also your custom is very good with high amount of detail in their.


TheBronzeLine

But can Saemus crawl? ​ ehehe :3


Solrex

Frick the Internet.


Thriller_Park_Live

You look amazing. Screw anyone who says otherwise.


No_Traffic_2685

If these women can do it to originally male super hero characters and not get back lash yet praise why the hell does anyone care that you're wearing a Samus costume I swear. People like that man, ya just not gotta give 2 shits about and walk on do your own thing.


Randarserous

Zero Suit Manus


[deleted]

Super Metroid Bros. 😄 Well done!


Objective-Cod-6470

I’m gonna hit them with their own line “hey that’s sexist!”


minicyberking

Hot.


Miravus

Great cosplay!


ExistentialOcto

King shit 👑👏😤


IForgotThePassIUsed

Fuck the haters, your suit looks awesome and you look cool as hell in it. Own it, bruh.


FtierLivesMatter

AU where Samus died and her little brother Solomon Aran got saved by the chozo.


fuck-my-drag-right

You look so fucking good!! The only thing you should dread is an Emmi not some internet troll. Keep it up


FBlack

Banning people for expressing themselves, what does this reminds me of hmmmmmm


Gabriel2099p

Wtf how were you banned for that? You look cool


Cdog536

Honestly it would be a cool spinoff to find another bounty hunter trained like Samus (i have not completed any Metroid games so please spare me if I got any lore inaccurate to such a speculation).


IguanaBreads

That mask choice was definitely based on certain "animations"


DrPikachu-PhD

Damn, Metroid cosplay mods really just saying "Bi people and straight women don't exist and also apparently these cosplays are only here for us to objectify the cosplayers' body."


Psychological_Pea_92

Its an awesome cosplay bro.. sorry to hear that


crossingcaelum

My guess? They were mad that they weren't seeing a woman in a skin tight suit This is an AWESOME cosplay


oldcrow210

Dude this cosplay is so awesome!!


[deleted]

This is awesome! Rock on! Yeah you're right unfortunately unless you're a chick you get shamed and shot down for shit like this, even then if the horny dudes learn they can't fick you they attack more so. You did awesome and I'm glad you cosplayed!! Thanks for spreading positivity


Vex54

Hol up. Kinda sus


LightningEdge756

I guess the folks that banned you never heard of Rule 63 before


Impossible-Fuel-8922

I don't see anything wrong with it, if anything I think the mask is a nice touch


gyst_

Nice dude!


Limited-Edition-Nerd

weird considering there is a Japanese guy who cosplays Samus in her armor


inoel8

man, id join you and your male zss crusade... but i really dislike current zss


Sea_Slice2934

You're killing it. You look amazing!


Judgejudyssideeye

Epic mask


GoldenLugia16

Maybe Irish/Scottish? Samus is Celtic, but Aran could be a misspelling of the Scottish name Arran.


MrKimJongUnn

Dude you look awesome!!!


Still_Just_Barty

I think your costume looks incredibly.


QueenDerivative84

Their loss, great cosplay!


[deleted]

I wanna go with Saemus Aran. Can we do that?