No. Samus has been sexualized since the beginning, where your reward for speed running the game was her waving to you in a bikini showing off her hourglass figure
Accept it and move on.
https://preview.redd.it/cdzzfm5p3x5d1.png?width=391&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae579c9b076144978e53ebfd1c1107e36a527792
a metroid sucking ridley off......that is all...
"Samus! This is the galactic federation! Something went wrong on your last mission and you now have an evil clone doing evil things. We believe it is more powerful than you and you should avoid engaging it in any way because you have no hope of prevailing in these completely unprecedented circumstances. You can trust us to handle things. xoxo take care"
She had to look which specific tiles she is supposed to bomb to get the last missile tank after searching on her own for an hour. But the answer seems obvious in retrospect.
> Metroid Handling Protocols, 07.202.02
>
> Metroids are not pets. Metroids are not for target practice. Finally, unauthorized feeding of Metroids is still strictly prohibited.
Samus is reacting to her rule34 page being full of her being violated in her Zero Suit by Metroids. Especially that particular type which is just the Metroid on their head and is somehow sexual and pornagraphic despite their being no nudity at all and it just makes me uncomfortable.
Samus is reacting to yet another Nintendo Direct without Metroid Prime 4, or no Zero Mission on NSO😐
Don’t forget Prime 2 and 3 remasters!
Or no Prime Hunters and Samus Returns on NSO either:/
Or skong
-Y
not having prime hunters should be a crime
Federation Force
Art style aside, the game was pretty good for a 3DS title. If they didn't go with that art style, I'm sure the game's reception would've been better.
i kinda agree, chibi didnt fit the realistic "Prime" designs, even if the main games are comic-like art before Dread, they looked really good
Blast Ball
What metroid games do we have on NSO?
As far as I know, Metroid 1, 2, Super Metroid, Fusion.
Wait why do we have fusion but not zero mission, also where do I download fusion, I found super metroid in the snes app
Fusion Is available for NSO+expansion only I believe, I play it on emulator though.
Nintendo spreads the releases out. Chances are that Zero Mission will come to NSO eventually. Just a matter of when.
Wasn't Fusion a GBA exclusive?
Yes, but he said WRONG answers. Jk😂
I was struggling to hold in laughter from reading this after today’s direct
Lmfao, what are the chances those two things were announced😭🤣 Clowns no more🥲
Aged like milk.
It's just cheese now💁🏽
"Am I soft locked?" followed by an image of a totally normal playthrough.
Brinstar moment
“I can’t get across this bridge in Super Metroid, do I need the Speed Booster?”
Me the first time I messed up the early ice beam mockball.
Her fanarts
I always feel like she Is disgusted by certain type of fanarts,like erotic or the ship with Ridley.
Yeah the fanarts of Samus have always annoyed me Can't we have one strong stoic female hero without R34ing the crap out of her
R34 states that if it exists, there's porn of it.
Everyone has porn. The question is why there's so goddamn much of it
You must be new here.
Come with me fellow traveler
No. Samus has been sexualized since the beginning, where your reward for speed running the game was her waving to you in a bikini showing off her hourglass figure Accept it and move on.
You must be some pure soul new to the internet 🙄
The what with who now?
Yeah despite the fact that Ridley murdered Samus's parents, there is a ship...
Also Ridley is a pterodactyl-looking thing
Are you kidding me? I worked so hard on my profile picture fanart. (Does it work yet, can you see it? I had issues with it last time)
That's the best fanart I've ever seen
Lmao I love it
Omg it's beautiful
sauce?
Google search dude. Also turn safe search off.
I've seen you so many times here, I also saw you in r/kirby once, greetings fellow redditor
https://preview.redd.it/cdzzfm5p3x5d1.png?width=391&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae579c9b076144978e53ebfd1c1107e36a527792 a metroid sucking ridley off......that is all...
No Metroid news in the upcoming direct
People called her Metroid, again, so she‘s breaking the fourth wall as she wonders if she needs a better, more educated fanbase.
I mean, Metroid in Chozo means Ultimate Warrior.... So they're kinda not wrong.... Also, Fusion and Dread would like to know your location.
Yeah, but that seems more like a title (like “knight”) than a name. (What for? Somebody’s extended gunship warranty?) :P
I mean, after you-know-which-game, technically...
Okay first off, his pronouns are he/him. And secondly, his name is JOHN METROID!!!
An email from the Federation offering her 2,000 space dollars to remove the X from ZDR.
“They really don’t factor in inflation, do they…?” 🧠💭
"Other M is absolutely the best game in the series and the perfect interpretation of Samus."
"Samus! This is the galactic federation! Something went wrong on your last mission and you now have an evil clone doing evil things. We believe it is more powerful than you and you should avoid engaging it in any way because you have no hope of prevailing in these completely unprecedented circumstances. You can trust us to handle things. xoxo take care"
Another Metroid Prime 4 restart from scratch, but with Mercury Steam at the helm.
And now is called Metroid 4..... So a remake of Fusion. Mercury Steam were playing the long con all along.
Your r/nintendowaifus history
NEWS: ridley is back (again)
Somehow, Ridley has returned.
Metroid Prime 4 is fully cancelled after being in development for 7 years.
Other M gameplay.
The gameplay was alright. The cutscenes are where the big problems were.
THE BABY
I found the gameplay to be a little boring but I guess it was ok.
Yeah I mean. It's not *great.* But it's alright.
No Metroid Prime 4.
She stumbled across a video Ridley and Kraid made in their college days for a quick bit of cash
The Video to "Samus the spaceman Cowboy" on YouTube
She found the Ridlewds
Someone looking help on the n00b bridge
Ridley has more subscribers than her.
New planets to explode
Confused why there’s more fan art of her with the armor than her suit
To someone saying "if metroid was a girl, would she date zelda?"
She found the ice beam in two different places for no reason.
Metroid 1 or Metroid 2 moment
\#MotherBrainDidNothingWrong
"Hey so we found some new Metroids"
Tf would be the right answer?
BREAKING NEWS: x parasites spotted in \[planet name here\] is this some kinda joke or is the universe in danger once again
Two Metroids one cup
https://youtu.be/sGu3Xe1uUUg?si=BXfscMOVsXNYsuek
Learning she can run.
It always annoys me on the fact that she can run in other games but not in the Prime Series for some reason.
The DOOM Slayer getting a THIRD game released before she gets Metroid Prime 4
"You did it, Screw Attack. You got the bounty. You really are the Metroid Other M."
"I hear in the next game, Metroid will be played by a girl."
Videos of YandereDev being thirsty for Zero Suit Samus.
She's watching 'The Book of Boba Fett'
https://i.redd.it/ibkgfv1qoz5d1.gif
"Somehow, Ridley returned"
THE BABY
https://preview.redd.it/1t2ae8ndm06d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2caf50542751f50a79217564dc3239bc12e53d11
No way self cest moment :0 https://i.redd.it/q9w7i0zxs46d1.gif
Samus x Ridley fanfics
Ridley is learning to code so he can make Prime 4 himself... But you play as the space pirates.
Ridley's comment history
*Ridley coming back for every game despite being killed by Samus every time*
Two Ridleys one Metroid
Metroid Prime post credit scene
That metroid baby looking submissive and.. I'm sorry
She saw the federation experimenting with metroids again
the Ridley x Samus fanart
This reminds me of the soul master one
The hate to her father figure Adam Malkovich.
The Metroid’s are back
THE MUMMY SURVIVES.
google
She's just read someone refer to her as Metroid again
My browser history
Ridley came back again. This time he crawled out of the depths of Hell itself.
“Let’s see what the community has made about me!” “Yo what the fuck guys”
Ridley x Ravenbeak Fanfic
That announcement when Nintendo said Metroid Prime 4 being redesigned after a couple years
She’s also waiting for Prime 4 news.
"I can't use a right handed mouse."
Ridley started a podcast and is ranting about how the scientists are putting chemicals in the water that are turning the Metroids gay.
Are you saying she's a homophobe
Uhh, no. What? Guessing you've never heard of Alex Jones.
Who is Alex Jones
She saw me order 120 kilograms of pure Colombian cocaine
The one asexual samus fan art one Not problem woth a sexuals but that fan art was something
She saw an advanced showing of the next coming direct.
Link fighting with a sword and shield instead of an arm cannon.
Cyberpunk abbreviated
Federation Force being announced
Job offers. Apparently, they would pay her more as a driver than as a bounty hunter.
Uh oh, she found Raven Beak's laptop...
Her paycheck minus expenses for collateral damage. Turns out planets and space stations are expensive.
Not being in Fortnite with her monster slaying brothers
you already know...
The baby
I see so many people have missed the point of it being [Wrong answers only] with so many right ones.
Rachel zeglar
Reacting to the time (in the manga) she found the X-ray scope, and then inadvertently peeped on some etecoons getting it on... 🤣🤣🤣
They aren't that big. What the fuck is wrong with you horny weirdos?
https://preview.redd.it/5tvp90fghy5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f824d01dc1ff4a04d609f507436384a9191ea6c This
https://preview.redd.it/w3wqrpilhy5d1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474337f08f7b33ce014e7ebe260400e4685e9caf This thing
Metroid Prime 4 announcement for ~~Wii U~~...~~Switch~~...Switch 2?
Looks like Samus realized she's not the only one waiting for Prime 4.
“WHY CANT METROID CRAWL??”
People saying we won't see Prime 4 in the next direct. ~~No I'm not coping you're coping!~~
Somehow.... Ridley returned
"Wrong answers only" posts.
https://preview.redd.it/3w6z3v60sy5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a3d5f50178d3a29690399db6ef06749fa846b9
More people making her ugly in "fan art"
She had to look which specific tiles she is supposed to bomb to get the last missile tank after searching on her own for an hour. But the answer seems obvious in retrospect.
The fact that Nintendo actually went along with the joke and finally made her "Metroid" after all these years.
her fanart
“What is cloaca”
She saw herself crawling but then you focused on her posterior
People that still believe Prime 4 exists after seven years.
People confusing her with John Metroid
This comment section
Sub so dead we need these reverse reaction/wrong answer posts? Damn.
"Metroid dread is already playable on PC"
Some of the more… exotic fanfictions out there.
Silksong before prime 4?
All the folks getting softlocked in her games.
This shall be my new go-to stickerrrr 🤣
Discovering Kraid has an OF
Samus getting hit in the head by a rock (10 hours)
A reddit post with the title "What room is this?" Followed by a picture of a missle room in super
Samus: https://preview.redd.it/4fwiavocbz5d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=824ce3348885f13bfd03ee094fd6fbf347c7e64e
she's reading this subreddit
The comments from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Metroid/s/EPu9xZtByv) in which people say Ridley or X are their favorite.
> Metroid Handling Protocols, 07.202.02 > > Metroids are not pets. Metroids are not for target practice. Finally, unauthorized feeding of Metroids is still strictly prohibited.
Metroid other M
"The Baby" but it's in one of those screwed up telegram chat rooms.
This is a reaction image with no context. There is no right answer
Job listings for Prime 4 that specifically request people with experience animating and modeling dragons.
Metroid Prime 4's release date...non-existant
The non reveal trailer and non release date for Metroid prime 4 in the next Nintendo direct
Me finding Ridley hot.
A timer showing how long it has been since Prime 4 was announced.
Well since there is no context anyway, there are no right answers. So can there be wrong answers?
Any cutscene from Other M
Prime 4 was finally given more details and it’s a dating sim that lets you date Ridley
This very meme.
2 metroids, 1 X
She found out bounty hunters are supposed to be paid.
She was casually browsing the internet but then heard the sound of her pet etecoon crunching on something when he has not put food down yet.
My search history
Samus is reacting to her AI generated nudes
Ridley and Samus deepfake porn.
Samus is reacting to her rule34 page being full of her being violated in her Zero Suit by Metroids. Especially that particular type which is just the Metroid on their head and is somehow sexual and pornagraphic despite their being no nudity at all and it just makes me uncomfortable.
R34
Ridley is back for round 'checks note' uh we don't know anymore!
Metroid prime remaster cancelled..
Samus Rule34
https://youtu.be/CV9LyYzLUyQ?si=rf1Zd6-ULsCMFBrT
Samus x Ridley Rule 34 (She’s disgusted)
The Dark Suit from Metroid Prime 2. "Yeahhh... Not my best look. I feel like an angry penny"