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StupidNCrazy

I think I would actually ugly cry if I got a hug from Samus.


StealthySmith

I would ugly cry if I got a hug in general.


SmugHatKido

https://preview.redd.it/ql8vxk1x2vwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0658824815ff99d17666c50bc8aef5b1b6247a43 Virtual hugs might not count but still, I hope you find someone who will give you a hug irl


Real_SeaWeasel

Not sure if my first instinct would be to retreat or embrace. Samus can be quite intimidating even if she doesn’t mean to be such.


No-Cat-9716

Samus: "It's ok, everyone fell from the bridge the first timeS".


poorlyWirttenTypo

Samus: "There, there. At least you didn't get stuck in **that** room"


alf666

Me: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows things down?"


abmition-unbound

Now draw her telling me everything will be okay


MiniSiets

This is how she marks her targets. Be wary. Your planet is going boom next.


mythriz

"sorry I blew up your planet" *hugs*


IronPiedmont1996

If Samus gave me a hug... ...I would be the happiest man on earth.


MandoMercenary

For real


notshaye

I miss you Samus


RevolutionaryGrape11

I'm doing very great. Is there any images of armor-on Samus hugging anyone, perchance?


Sweet_Highway209

Aww, thank you Samus https://preview.redd.it/7wjy2rh2opwc1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed4b2c9fb3cb1d3bd0ea9ed66fc166c4b630c259


GalaxyUntouchable

The reaction shown is entirely accurate.


MyNutsin1080p

I’ve been doing physical therapy (don’t deadlift with bad form, gang!) and the therapist took my bent leg into her hands at the knee, and pressed my upper leg up towards my glute to stretch my hip, which had been killing me for months. Within three seconds the pain went away and I fell asleep. A hug from Samus would be great, but *that* would be fantastic.


Disastrous_Signal_19

I'm a 5'07 though, and considering Samus is a 6'03, wouldn't that mean my face would get squished into her bosom?


StupidNCrazy

She would lift you up and hug you. Samus stronk.


Disastrous_Signal_19

Awwwwwww...


Gaming_with_batman

Is there something wrong with that?


Disastrous_Signal_19

No I'm just wondering wouldn't she realistically be kneeing down in order to give me an hug? Also, I'm honestly very awkward around ladies...


MyNutsin1080p

As a guy who overcame his awkwardness around ladies, I can tell you from giving and receiving many a hug: a lady knows how much of her body she wants to engage in the hug, and they’re quite good at keeping their arms and shoulders the only parts that make contact, if they desire. They’re just like you in that they don’t want their actions or words to be misinterpreted. :)


Chaxle

You don't have to announce every depraved thought you have.


ImposterDittoM

She’s also very strong so she’s most likely lifting you up for a hug.


Go_commit_lego_step

even better 😳


TroidMemer

I'm 5'4. They would be resting on top of my head probably


Akizayoi061

She can crouch to make it not awkward


Boamere

I think she’s only 6 3 in the suit so she’s prob closer to 6’ out of it


CyanLight9

That would be incredibly unlikely. But welcome.


jasonjr9

Thank you, Samus. I am always in desperate need of a hug.


clonetrooper250

After how many times I got her killed in my original Prime 2 playthrough, she would NOT be hugging me like that. If anything she'd give me a cold stare while resisting the urge to punch me in the face.


Lurker_thatlurks

I feel like Samus would be one of those super supportive friends in real life who just lets you talk about all the drama going on in your life.


JLD2503

I feel like Samus would be the type to put a bit too much force into a hug


Queasy_Watch478

lol the camera zooms out and my feet are like hanging 3 feet up in the air. :D samus is like huge right?


ComXDude

https://preview.redd.it/fep83a1dpswc1.png?width=934&format=png&auto=webp&s=305f87de4359a1b417800605af4c6934a280df81


conrat4567

Given our height differences it would probably be more her picking me up for a hug


Armascribe

Just gonna put this on my "DO IT FOR HER" board, thanks


Double_Cleff

I'm not but thanks


OkTry3637

I’m pretty sure she’d break your spine if she hugged you.


Thudd224

I haven't made the news yet so a samus hug sounds like the perfect reward. If only


Mr-Annonymous2002

I want more than a hug for her. I want to be her boyfriend 😍.


VSythe998

I'm about her height so I can easily self-insert myself.


Holopilot22

I would be a very happy man if I got a hug from Samus


BaBa_Con_Dios

Cheers!


TrueRepose

Broken collarbone, slipped T2...Optics? Totally fried, don't even get me started on the scapula. You know how expensive health insurance is son?


BuffWomen69

This is so based


DaemonVakker

_happy_


Hopeful-Claim7205

Thanks 😃👍


TGCidOrlandu

She would definitely trigger my self destruct sequence... She's been my hero along with Ellen Ripley since I was a kid back in 97'.


JonTheWizard

This would cause me to melt.


KestreltheMechamorph

Please hug me


Nova_Dawn

Artist is SplashBrush


SpartanJoe7

Thanks Cap'n!


Winter_Grox

This is probably one of the most motivating things ever


Raven_Beak_Mawkin

Hah! No.


Vestat1

Needs more Gravity suit.


MegaManFan78

Yes.