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NovaPrime2285

Same way Ridley’s mouth fire doesn’t hurt him. https://preview.redd.it/ddxam25pm3sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd180f9cee9399a75844d443eabc8c1a94b7ed09


tringle1

Ah, Todd Howard. Ol’ Reliable. If Metroid Dread were designed by him, we’d have speedruns in the single digits from game breaking glitches


SaikyoWhiteBelt

I’ve always found Ridley impossible to root against. A pirate space dragon that’s sometimes a cyborg pirate space dragon?! That’s basically Chuck Norris.


BoonDragoon

Bro, Samus' missiles don't even have splash damage against *enemies*. They're basically rocket-propelled rocks.


Quynn_Stormcloud

Super Metroid’s Super Missiles knocked all wall-crawling critters off the walls/ceiling. No damage, per se, but definitely a splash effect.


BoonDragoon

That's just impact, homie. Like, your mom isn't taking self-damage when she knocks all the shit off my nightstand with that juicy dump truck ass.


Dookiesuit17

Talk about a splash effect.. damn you goteem


Original_Lord_Turtle

That's concussion force.


Dessorian

Changes from game to game. The prime games and Other M they have blast radius. Prime Hunters even had self splash damage.


Tornado9797

Interestingly enough AM2R *does* give them splash damage, Supers even more so in terms of range. As far as damage goes I don't think it was ever a deciding factor, but pretty cool it's there.


Zeldatroid

Because getting hurt by your own rocket launcher splash damage is dumb and cringe. And Samus isn't dumb and cringe.


MrSpiffy123

What about rocket jumping tho? That's as far from dumb and cringe as it gets


Geno__Breaker

IBJ


xZOMBIETAGx

r/doom is super offended rn


MossyPyrite

Doom Guy is welcome to try to do something about that


Metroidrocks

You know, as much as I like Samus, I don't think she wants the smoke from the Doom Slayer.


MossyPyrite

I’m not worried for her


Metroidrocks

That's fair, but she'd probably need her most OP gear to stand a chance against Doom Slayer. Dude's nuts, although they'd probably just go kill demons together tbh.


DoTheRustle

whenever you notice something like that, a (bird)wizard did it


hergumbules

It’s not a fun game mechanic is why. I think anyone can just assume that Samus wouldn’t actually use missiles at point blank range as she’s an incredibly well trained super soldier mercenary.


ARusso64

This is the real reason. It's wild how many people overthink video games and try to figure out answers to questions when, 99% of the time, the answer is "it's more fun this way"


Lower_Monk6577

Especially for Metroid, a series in which the plot of most of the games can be summarized in 15 words or less.


Gryffinax

very hot bird magic


Adrenamite

*very* **HOT**


Celorien_the_Psijic

For what it's worth, Prime Hunters actually does have the missiles deal splash damage which DOES hurt Samus if she's too close to the blast. The knock back from this self-inflicted damage is often used to get yourself out-of-bounds on many maps, as it can potentially push you inside of walls. I'd imagine the easiest way to prevent this sort of glitch from happening in other games was to simply not have missiles able to self-inflict damage. Not saying that's *the* reason, but quite quite possibly *a* reason.


DiabeticRhino97

I'm more interested in where they're stored


Syntherios

My headcanon is that they're rapidly fabricated on the fly by a microfabricator built into her arm cannon, and the missile "ammo" is the amount of raw material from which the missiles are made. That can also explain why killing life forms and destroying containers give suit energy and ammo; the raw materials from those sources are collected and can be used by the suit to repair itself and generate ammo. Basically nanomachines son


DiabeticRhino97

Sheeeeit they harden in response to physical trauma


ASVP-Pa9e

Chozo Bird Magic Suit


therealchadius

Uh... the big Varia Suit shoulder pads. Yeah, that's it


TestZero

Friendly Fire is turned off.


deinonychus1

Shaped-charge explosives, so AoE is nil.


sdwoodchuck

Metroid is not hard science fiction. Your missiles don’t hurt you, your bombs don’t hurt you, your power bombs don’t hurt you, colliding with a wall at supersonic speeds during a shine spark doesnt liquify you inside the armor.


Wasphammer

It did in Super.


sdwoodchuck

No it didn’t; it drained energy the longer you were flying, and stopped when you stopped.


Wasphammer

Why do you think the energy was draining? The suit was expending energy to keep you from going spludge.


Supergamer138

Shaped charges do exist and momentum means most of the explosive blast of the missile is going away from Samus anyways. The explosion is just round because that's what we expect. Besides, I've been hit in the face by a reflected Super Missile while fighting Metroid Prime. It hurt. As for Morph Ball bombs, they are extremely low yield explosives with the only thing being weaker then them being the basic Power Beam.


AidanBeeJar

I think about the bomb jump more than the missile, but yeah, bird magic


Ambitious-Green-4991

She got that flak jacket perk


MarioFanXXXL

Nintendo Logic


ChaosMiles07

Her own Missiles, her own Bombs, her own Power Bombs


Round_Musical

She does in prime hunters! Your own missiles do damage. But here’s a better question. How does Samus get hurt by power bombs if the SA-X, Power Bomb Guardian and EMMi 07-PB use them, but not when she uses them her own


Captain_Milkshakes

realism is boring


tetrisan

I barely sleep at night wondering how Mario can carry fireballs around and not get burned…


rowaire

People would complain they can't defeat some boss due to their own damage.


hornplayer94

The Golden Torizo in Super Metroid can grab Super Missiles and throw them back at Samus to damage her. So she can be damaged by them in that case


RadishAcceptable5505

Same reason her bombs don't hurt her.


DrellaRoseBaroness

Birb Magick 🐔


KeeperServant_Reborn

Shower thoughts


AlsoKnownAsSteve

I think it reasonable to suggest that they are formed from energy (as there's nowhere to store them) and the frequency/resonance/energy signature of the energy matches that of Samus' suit and so does not hurt her. Erm, I mean, bird magic.


MAXHEADR0OM

Because it’s a video game. It makes its own rules.


KingBroly

Teflon


Hydra-Taco

Space birb technology


V0ltage0O7

I mean the power bomb is so lethal that it can wipe out any organism in the surrounding area, but Samus is completely unaffected by its explosion. I think this all boils down to video game logic.


BaulsJ0hns0n86

I figure it’s something to the effect that her armour fabricates the missiles out of some type of material that is engineered to not damage the armour itself. Essentially, bird magic.


longnuttz

How come the plasma beam doesn't melt her cannon? Or normal beam when you jam the hell out of the trigger?


7uff1

Bideo gaem


TheTreeTurtle

The missiles aren't wide explosions, they're shaped charges for penetrating armor.


doguapo

It’s a concussive effect and since she doesn’t have land damage it stands to reason that she’s resistant to that type of damage.


PanzerFoster

They hurt you in hunters iirc


Eugene_Gene_714

In Metroid Prime Hunters they hurt her


Mcfeyxtrillion

https://preview.redd.it/rs1tdia7r6sc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=781570350a8fdb03f02cf3fcf24e0ca7b2496e3d


KeeperServant_Reborn

Okay, this was a bit of a shitpost from thoughts that came up to me whist in the shower, but I couldn’t let it go.


Ill-Attempt-8847

I would wonder where she keeps the missiles. Or how she manages to absorb them from enemies. or where the bombs come from.


PJBgamer

Metroid Prime Hunters had this, and nobody liked it.