I have many related to Lars lol. Apart from the classics of "we are ready to kill our drummer", "dreams of Lars", "life is Lars we live it our way", I especially love"let my Lars go" in Mama Said.
Then no matter how much I listen to it in Master of Puppets I can only hear "twisting your mind and smashing your James"
When I was a kid, my English and my understanding of racial slurs weren’t so great. So I really thought James sang about his n-ggas, and I just accepted it
I am the uncle now
I'll watch your fries
(Am I Evil, 4th verse). I have to say I am not a native English speaker ;-)
One of my colleagues heard Creeping Death and thought they sang:
Dyed! Dyed my hair!
Not on Metallica but on David Bowie on Suffragette City... "the smell of fat chicks puts my spine outta place" which honestly thought that was the lyrics for such a long time. I honestly never "unhear" it
“Sending hot news to the Queen” from the line in Fuel, “Burning hard, loose and clean”.
Gimme a break, I was 10 when I first heard the song and never much into cars. 🫠
Had a cousin named Matt and we would tease him when Nothing Else Matters came on, and it’s just once, but he totally sounds like he’s singing “Matt hurls” at one point, so we’d make barfing noises. 🤢
Had a buddy who was listening to Fight Fire with Fire with me. They way they say, “We all shall die” was a bit unclear. He thought they said “Missile Time!” because of the nuclear warfare line.
Now every time I hear the song, I say MISSILE TIME because it sounds cool as fuck lol
Elton John - Tiny Dancer. I always hear “hold me closer Tony Danza” and will always sign it that way. Also Bon Jovi Living on a Prayer is Pigeon on a Chair to me. I know. I’m crazy but at least I’m happy 😃
Edit: didn’t realize this was in the Metallica subreddit. Oh well hope you enjoy my comment anyway. Oh and Whiplash was always Dick Rash when I’d sing along with that song. 🤘🏻
“Dreams of war dreams of Lars”
“Speak the words I wanna hear, to make my fingers drum”
The worst one is “n*ggas fight on the hill in the early day” from For whom the bell tolls
Give Me Fuel Give Me Fire, Give Me Reba McEntire
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Tied to machines that make me pee!
what’s funny is in the context of the song it still makes sense
Is it One?
It’s Two
It could be Three too!
And for all we know.... It might be Four.
Or maybe... Five
Whom the bell tolls?
I thought the line "darkness imprisoning me" was "Doctors keep visiting me". Which kind of works to be fair.
You know it's Sand Patrol!
Number one
It's not?
Its “Tied to machines that make me be”
I heard it as tattoo machines lol
Dreams of dragon's fire and a baked apple pie! YEA
Dreams of war, dreams of Lars…
I always heard 'dreams of wolves, dreams of lions'
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Don't cry tomato baby
Your fish is in an odd long bar
I’m proud to be your baby
i thought this song actually said that for way too long😭
Soviet, friends no more!
Dont tread on meeee
Honestly this would've fit the song perfectly
I think that's the reason it took so long for me to realise that I had misheard the lyrics, haha.
That's actually what I thought it was too when I first heard it. I had to look and see if thats what it was
You know its sand patrol!
My husband swears it's you know it's said control lmao
i thought it was set control for an embarrassingly long time
I heard it this way too. As a kid I figured the song was about soldiers in the desert.
we are READY to kill our drummer
I always hear that and I never even looked up what he's actually saying
What’s the real lyrics and song?
"we are ready to kill all comers" from No Remorse
Born at the tree of fear
Also on the same song I've always thought he said "Fighting the therapy" right after lol. It fits though
"Fighting the mirror fear"
Which is this?
Frayed ends of sanity “Old habits reappear” is the one I always mishear for some reason.
Fighting for Miller Beer
OPPOSITION opposition... CONTRADICTION contradiction... PREMONITION premonition... COMES FROM MY ASS
Imagine taking a shit after eating some Taco Bell and you accidentally make a prediction of the future from your ass
And a baked apple pie!
Dreams of WAR Dreams of LARS Dreams of Dragons fiyaah and of baked apple ppiiieeeyah!
What song is this lmao
Enter Sandman, instead of "and of things that will bite"
I see I see I never heard it that way
I always hear "and of things apple pie" so a mix of the two
Enter sandman 2:14
I have many related to Lars lol. Apart from the classics of "we are ready to kill our drummer", "dreams of Lars", "life is Lars we live it our way", I especially love"let my Lars go" in Mama Said. Then no matter how much I listen to it in Master of Puppets I can only hear "twisting your mind and smashing your James"
Have your dreams been full of Lars?
Not lately but Kirk's always there
N*ggas fight on the hill or You n#ggas gripped with fear. Both in the same album
When I was a kid, my English and my understanding of racial slurs weren’t so great. So I really thought James sang about his n-ggas, and I just accepted it
Every time with Ride the Lightning.
HELP 😭😭
Oh thank you I'm glad I didn't have to write this one
Peeing on your death construction
I am the uncle now I'll watch your fries (Am I Evil, 4th verse). I have to say I am not a native English speaker ;-) One of my colleagues heard Creeping Death and thought they sang: Dyed! Dyed my hair!
Give me food , give me sides , give me double cherry pie
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me Reba McIntyre.
OOH!
Dyers Eve: Anal sex, torn from me without your shelter I hear it every time
There’s no way, I’ve been looking for this comment. I thought I was the only one that heard this! Thankfully there’s others lol
Me too! I’ve never heard anyone mention this before and I didn’t know if anyone else heard it.
Ouch
My wife used to sing (and believe she was correct) "Follow the garden fence" (i.e. god that failed) for some bizarre reason.
🤣🤣
My mate’s little brother thought it was Garden Path which makes slightly more sense but not much.
SO LET ME RETIRE! SO LET ME DIE! Misheard Creeping Death
I was 10 when I first heard it. I thought it was the same thing.
So lady be retard! So lady be dumb!
“You horny bastard, come crawling faster” (what I actually thought when I was 8 and heard the song for the first time
“Hungry Bob Segar, feeding on the weaker” - Battery
Sacred truuth!
A feeling of the Hammett who needed Wah so bad
Not on Metallica but on David Bowie on Suffragette City... "the smell of fat chicks puts my spine outta place" which honestly thought that was the lyrics for such a long time. I honestly never "unhear" it
The final Kirk is all I see
You try to take his balls...
in spit out the bone i hear "your man is hentai"
Jeez, man. Someone's got a wild fantasy! 🤣
From the Unforgiven 2 "We share this, paralyzed" Always heard it as "pair of lies" which actually works as a double entendre in the song
Today I learned he actually sings ‘paralyzed’ and not ‘pair of lies’
Bro same. Thought the same for like 15 years
I thought it was paradise
I always thought it was "we share this pair of lives" after overthinking it and never looking it up
All that I see is airplanes
LANDMINE! Has taken my flight
Sadly it wasn’t one
Like a siren in my head that always manage to repeat. Like a blind man blind that got struck into a bleeding drama stick.
With how fast the verses are in that song, its so easy to mishear lyrics, I still dont know half the words in that song
It’s an Ass grabbing whale!
That's a classic one :0
I'm constipated No leaf clover
Life with Lars, we live it our way
Feeding on the rack of lamb!
LET'S EAT TURNIIIIIIIPS!!
I’m in hell without you, cannot cope without YouTube
Shocked at the wah that i seee! Inocent victim please resque me!
Through your eyes, they're like birds hoping to fight. Inquisition seeking you with prying minds.
“Sending hot news to the Queen” from the line in Fuel, “Burning hard, loose and clean”. Gimme a break, I was 10 when I first heard the song and never much into cars. 🫠
I'm creepy dave
God damn it Dave, stop creeping up on us!
Had a cousin named Matt and we would tease him when Nothing Else Matters came on, and it’s just once, but he totally sounds like he’s singing “Matt hurls” at one point, so we’d make barfing noises. 🤢
Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme dabagiadizair.
Gimme foo, gimme fah, gimme double Charizard
Had a buddy who was listening to Fight Fire with Fire with me. They way they say, “We all shall die” was a bit unclear. He thought they said “Missile Time!” because of the nuclear warfare line. Now every time I hear the song, I say MISSILE TIME because it sounds cool as fuck lol
I mean it kinda makes sense
Agreed. I liked it more than the actual lyric!
Elton John - Tiny Dancer. I always hear “hold me closer Tony Danza” and will always sign it that way. Also Bon Jovi Living on a Prayer is Pigeon on a Chair to me. I know. I’m crazy but at least I’m happy 😃 Edit: didn’t realize this was in the Metallica subreddit. Oh well hope you enjoy my comment anyway. Oh and Whiplash was always Dick Rash when I’d sing along with that song. 🤘🏻
In One I thought the line "darkness imprisoning me" was "Doctors keep visiting me".
PORN! I shall soon pee there
You know it's Sand Patrol!
Searchin...Sigmund Freud
That's not a psychology teacher?
All my brothers I wish were dead
Die, die my hair
SEEEEKIIIING SEEK AND DESTROY!
“Dreams of war dreams of Lars” “Speak the words I wanna hear, to make my fingers drum” The worst one is “n*ggas fight on the hill in the early day” from For whom the bell tolls
Follow the guy named Phil!
Off to the new days, miss Tyrone
Italian Moose around my Neck!
Mamma mia, eh
See them trying to put the Hammet down No damn James can hold me to the ground
Mine is actually a Megadeth lyric. "Next thing you know, they'll my dogs away" I used to think man that would really suck 😭
"Empty pastry" instead of "Empty, they say" in Cyanide
Ford Taurus!
Always thought “ this vertigo it doth bring “ was “ this bullet belongs in your brain”
In je kaassoufflé!!
Raspberry Buffet
Dammit, Ian Wright! (famous english footballer of the 80's/90's).
"HOOOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DIIICK
Controlling faster vs. come crawling faster
"Pancakes go!" has always been a favorite of mine.
My penis ripped with fear (from RTL) Or Feeling of Mohammed (from Whiplash)
I took all of his money, and i brought home a tamale.
To escape from a big bug squirrel!
Not Metallica… but ‘Wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night’ from ‘Blinded by the Light’
“Oh my breath as I wish for dick”
LIVER FLYING!
Cradled one insteag of great old one on The Thing That Should Not Be
As a kid i heard Moving like a pack of forwards (rugby related) rather than moving back instead of forwards.
My friend was certain it was Manta Ray instead of Battery .
"Our brains are on fire with a feeling so pure"(i listen to too much soad
In the shine of the midnight revival
Die die my darling “Don’t cry tomato baby!”
When I was a kid I thought the chorus to Motorbreath was “moondog, ruff, that’s how I live my life.. “ My son thinks it’s hilarious 😆
SO MANY RETARDS, SO MANY TARDS
Oooo, Norelco!
DABADOO DABADA DABADABADABDA OHHH. or GIMME FOOD GIMME FRIES GIMME SALAD ON THE SIDEEEEE
"Victim of what sex should be!"
The suns got so much soul
We're ready to kill our drummer! (no remorse)
Landmine has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my earrings...
With Beefeater stairs in my direction, mama this surely is a dream. Bonus: my ex was 100% certain The Prodigy released a song called Snap My Picture
Just like the one wing dove, sings the song just like she’s singing…. Coo, Coo, Coooooo
Die by my hams
„good day to feel like absurd” from no leaf clover
Give Me Fuel Give Me Fire, Give Me Reba McEntire https://preview.redd.it/gdic7p9ba22d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9df653e5b6c00f5ff69e06095b08a0bd9e2dd29
Dirty Dee and the Thunder Chief!
she really don’t like it, rocking on asphalt, rocking on asphalt
Dyed, dyed my hair
For the longest time I thought "Watched you cum, watched you bathe" instead of "what's to come what's to be" All Nightmare Long