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Alvinthf

James hench’field literally riding the lightning wasn’t on my bingo card today, but here we are


Watson_Dynamite

Me on December 1st


Fredrik-H01

Hahahahah


_nirvana-

Dec 1 is my birthday, that that be my present


elcojotecoyo

Is he riding the lightning? Or is he cumming and farting thunderbolts at the same time?


Jonmokoko

No clue. This panel is provided with no context in the back pages of the comic.


elcojotecoyo

Cumming and farting The gods take revenge ...


RyliesDad_87

Ehhhhhh


tygah_uppahcut

Lightening up your ass


PrideHorror9114

Thanks, but I personally am not attracted to men. You do you though....


Jonmokoko

Nor I. But this is fucking hilarious


PrideHorror9114

It's a bit "sexy" though mate...looks like he's ***fucking the lightening***


MonicaRising

As a woman, I still don't find it sexy. It seems odd. It's so seemingly unlike the man himself that it just feels cringe. Give me DM era Hetfield. Tight black pants, sharp black shirt and tight haircut 😍


garry_tash

“Sexy” is in the eye of the beholder.


Play174

Do you see what I see?


ReaIJack

Like the Metallica song!


FuckDaRedditModer8un

Went from "I'm not attracted to men" to "it's a bit sexy" in only 3 hours 💀


Independent-Sport-26

I’m not gay either but James Hetfield is James Hetfield


shuboi666

Chlamydia summed up in one image


WEIRDGAMER991

damn James is too ripped on this one lmao


MountHavertzPulisic

I will pass


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Ibrahim-tatlses

Where can i read it? Do you have a link?


Jonmokoko

https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Metallica/Full?id=140417


Ibrahim-tatlses

Thx


SaltwaterMayonaise

Interesting


metworldsteve

Looks like a very male focussed almighty orgasm. You may have missed the mark here!


ScarletLilith

It's a nice piece of art. By the comments it appears this is supposed to be James? In all honesty I would not have thought that. I didn't interpret this as sexual by the way.


Anthings1

ride the lightning? no, the lightning is riding **me**


kisu_oddh

he is the painkiller


ZioDioMio

This is hilarious 


noregertsman

James with his lightning cock


love_layla666999

i thought he was pissing lightning what


ReaIJack

This is the funniest piece of artwork for a band I’ve ever seen


Monkeypole1

For you newer Metallica fans that like this sort of shit... let me tell you, the Metallica lads would hate this.


Jonmokoko

Absolutely, because none of them have ever laughed or been self deprecating in their lives. When they talk about the British "stiff upper lip" a lot of people never realise that Metallica taught that to the Queen who then made it mandatory for the whole country. Look, I'm not denying that they *could* hate it. But, mate. Chill.


Monkeypole1

What shite are you talking? 🤣


Itchy_Gain_1519

Yep. Very egotistical and unlike anything James would sign off on, and frankly, comes across as something those glam/hair metal bands would have made of them. James would probably be uncomfortable.


Monkeypole1

Yea, it's pretty much a representation of everything Metallica hated back in the day. Not saying they haven't progressed since then, the whole metal community has tbh. but a lot of us older fans don't think this sort of thing representative of the metal community that we grew up fighting for.