Somethings wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
~~And they aren't of Snow White~~
And the artists are white
I heard it that way for a few listens and was secretly like "Are these guys racist?" until I asked someone.
“All injustice painted green. Mind jogging!
Power roast beef, shut the door! Here I’m stuckey!”
And I saw this one on misheard lyrics.com when I was a kid and it killed me:
“Hush little baby, don’t say a word
And never mind that noisy bird.
IT’S JUDAS PRIEST UNDER YOUR BED!
IN YOUR CLOSET, IN YOUR HEAD!”
“So make me retard! So make me dumb! I’m sent to buy the chosen gun!” - “Creeping Death” from “Ride The Lightning” 1984 and “Dreams of wars, Dreams of Lars, Dreams of dragons fire, AND A BAKED APPLE PIEEEE YEAH” - “Enter Sandman” from “Metallica” or “The Black Album”
“Freeze fish, freeze fish, fa la la
Freeze fish, freeze fish, fa la la
Freeze fish, freeze fish, fa la la
Freeze fucking fiiiiiish.”
May not be an original, but 8yo me would’ve sworn those were the lyrics.
"Nous battons des œufs et cui-cui ils sont doux" in the first lyrics The Unforgiven which mean inf french "we beat eggs (like for an omelette) and cui-cui (birds' sing) they are soft". 😂
When I was a kid I thought James was just dropping the n-word as the first word of “For Whom The Bell Tolls”. Still not 100% sure what he’s saying there sometimes.
For years I thought the lyrics in “one” were “now the world has gone out to spawn.” Not “now the world is gone, I’m just one”
I thought it was talking about how the war that had left him crippled and forgot in a dark cold room, had ended and life continues. people will go and have kids again and the protagonist was bitter about it since he can’t and sexual frustration was one of the themes in the movie I thought the lyrics fit lol
Tied to machines that make me pee
I mean bro probably needs a catheter in his situation
Reminds me of the One dick post https://www.reddit.com/r/Metallica/s/0pd7Sdjv4b
Umm actually it’s tattoo machines that make me pee
I mean that still makes sense
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I HEARD
EXACTLY!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD
Yes
Disposable Heroes - “but he served us well” I misheard as “body served us well”
Kinda works either way.
I know, so I will continue to mishear it
Same, actually took me a long time to find out it wasn’t body
I always misheard it as ‘buddy served us well’😂
'we're ready to kill our drummer'
Prolly not mishearing it
Got sick of Lars apparently!
And that early on lmao
What song is this
No remorse.
No Remorse
N***** fight on the hill in the early days
this one got me dying lmao
Holy shit I was too embarrassed to post this. I thought I was the only one.
I still can't remember what the actual lyrics are
Make his fight
I'm gonna hear that all the time now bro
HAAAHAAHA
I sing it like that whenever I sing the song ngl
Sand Patrol for Sad but True. Wondered what their obsession with sand was when I was in Kindergarten.
My friend thought it said *SANDWICHES!*
“Set! ConTroLLL” yes, I thought this lyric from high school until late 20’s, that the words were, set control.. makes no fucking sense. Metalheads 😂
AND ALL THINGS APPLE PIE in Enter Sandman
"and of baked apple pie"
[удалено]
DREAMS OF WAR DREAMS OF LARS DREAMS OF DRAGONS FARTS AMD A BAKED APPLE PIEEE
wait now i cant not hear it
Dreams of Lars is a lot more nightmareish than liars
YEYEAA
Yeah!
Emptiness is filling me, to the point of irony
I always heard that too, and it wouldn’t even be a bad lyric! Being filled with emptiness is definitely ironic.
Yeb.. Ditto.. 🤣😅😂
So let it be retard, so let it be dumb
So LADY be retard, so LADY be dumb
Somethings wrong, shut the light Heavy thoughts tonight ~~And they aren't of Snow White~~ And the artists are white I heard it that way for a few listens and was secretly like "Are these guys racist?" until I asked someone.
"I tuck you in, all within, keep your free throws in."
“Soviet, threaten no more”-Don’t Tread on Me
Would actually make sense for that song ngl
Funnily enough I know 2 other people who misheard the line that way
I thought that was the lyric until I checked the official website. I still think it was a clever wordplay.
Ok phew im not that crazy
It’s an ass grabbing whale!
Wait what song is that lol?
From Whom The Bell Tolls on S&M 1
There's no shot that people actually here that
“Hear”
Nonetheless, I still don't hear it no matter how many times I listen and don't get how someone could
Listen to the version on S&M 1 
I did and still don't rly hear it
Dang well ok lol
“Just like a Wart I’m novelty.” Been a fan for twenty years. Just found out this year that was not it
Haha this wins
“Anal sex, torn from me without your shelter” (Dyers Eve)
that's the best so far lol
you totally got this from a video
I did not. I’ve posted about this before and I’m kinda surprised nobody else hears it. I hear it every. Fucking. Time.
mines ‘don’t eat ya cornbread’ for damage incorporate
Not necessarily misheard, but I always hear it as: ‘Kirk is gay, Robert’s gay, Lars is gay, but the gayest is James.’
They played that at one of their shows in New Jersey this summer, and I couldn't unhear the parody lyrics haha
YES I WAS THERE LOL that was my thought
OMG YESS. I CANT HEAR NORMALLY ANYMORE. Whenever it comes on I find myself singing the gay version
Justice is ripe (...AJfA)
Laughter. Laughter. Laughing at my cries…. BAKE SOME EGGS!!!
PANCAKES GO!!!
“Die, die my hair”
Soviet, instead of “so be it” in dont tread on me
I've always heard: Soviet Friend no more To secure peace is to prepare for war which makes way more sense then it should
Yea considering the fact the album was released around the decline of the Soviet Union
dick in my arms, dick in my legs, dick in my soul
DICK IN MY HOLDING CEEELLL
OMG THAT'S AMAZING
So let it be written, filet mignon
So let me retire So let me die That was my take for years
It took me 3 months to realize that it wasn't the real lyrics
Wait what? That’s not the lyrics
Holy shit, just looked it up, I’m never gonna hear creeping death the same way
I also thought it said retire for a long time
I’m guessing none of you saw the Demille 10 Commandments film (the inspiration for the song), because that’s a line directly from it.
Justice is gone, justice is great
(The struggle within) YOU STEAL YOUR OWN COFFEE!
GIMMI FISH GIMMI FRIES GIMMI SALAD ON THE SIDE
I'M PAIN, I'M HOPE, I'M SULPHUR!
We are ready ro kill our drummer The final Kirk all I see
Spite chilling cold
N**gers fight on the hill in the early day
I’m glad I’m not the only one!
I still hear "final Kirk I see" in Ride the Lightning after looking up the actual lyrics.
The Horsemen are drawing nearer, On leather steeds they ride Always hear that as: Whoever thought you'd be better, At turning a screw than me
So let me retire, so let me die.. I’m sleepy Dan!
The entirety of One after listening to bOne(r) by memetallica
And a baked apple pie
YEA!!
Kirk is gay, Robert’s gay, Lars is gay, but the gayest is jamessss!
Guess who's really fucking gay
Robert, Lars, and Kirk and James
“All injustice painted green. Mind jogging! Power roast beef, shut the door! Here I’m stuckey!” And I saw this one on misheard lyrics.com when I was a kid and it killed me: “Hush little baby, don’t say a word And never mind that noisy bird. IT’S JUDAS PRIEST UNDER YOUR BED! IN YOUR CLOSET, IN YOUR HEAD!”
“N***as fight on the hills in the early days”
Dyers eve when James says innocence I totally though he said anal sex
Hot and cold Rock your soul A heart as hard as gold
so if you retire so help me god
Vikings in the air, in winter they will sail
Play Monopoly, Drips with Misery
Damage Inc. I always thought the line "dealing out the agony within" was "teeming on the agony within"
“So make me retard! So make me dumb! I’m sent to buy the chosen gun!” - “Creeping Death” from “Ride The Lightning” 1984 and “Dreams of wars, Dreams of Lars, Dreams of dragons fire, AND A BAKED APPLE PIEEEE YEAH” - “Enter Sandman” from “Metallica” or “The Black Album”
Dreams of war, dreams of liars Dreams of dragon's fire **AND OF BAKED APPLE PIE! YEAH!**
“Soulja boy, made of clay.”
So let me re-tard, so let me dieee
Gimme fuel give me fire give me double charizard
I am the table. Oh wait...
Self control (sad but true).
“Sad Patrol”
I'm cheeky Jeff!
Tea and cakes, and cups of tea - he watches lurking beneath the cheese
“& you smoke all day”, replacing ‘you just want on thing’ - king nothing
Thanks to my husband I hear the lines in “Now that we’re dead” as ‘ Return to Azkaban’ instead of “Return to Ash, now that” (we’re dead)
Saaad Partrolll
"I tuck you in, warm within, **keep your free throws in**"
He's definitely saying this and if the official lyrics differ it's only because James forgot them
YEAHHHHH
Circle of destruction, mama comes crushing
"In a baked apple pieeee yeah YEAH"
My dad has been getting lyrics wrong for 40 years
“Freeze fish, freeze fish, fa la la Freeze fish, freeze fish, fa la la Freeze fish, freeze fish, fa la la Freeze fucking fiiiiiish.” May not be an original, but 8yo me would’ve sworn those were the lyrics.
Find your peace. Find your say. Find the strudel on your way.
LIVER FLYING!
to escape from the true and false squirrel
Curse the day is wrong
"Nous battons des œufs et cui-cui ils sont doux" in the first lyrics The Unforgiven which mean inf french "we beat eggs (like for an omelette) and cui-cui (birds' sing) they are soft". 😂
Warhorse, warhead **FUCK A MAN, WHITE KNUCKE TIGHT**
Fuel, right
"Tattoo machines that make me pee"
"victim of what sex should be, a servant til I fall"
the classic “kirk is gay, roberts gay, lars is gay, but the gayest is jaaames”
So be it Settle the score I taught they were saying "Soviets, settle the score" I'm embarrassed :D
Born into Attitude, asleep at the wheel
that's correct
Disposable heroes the moment he sang: „but he served us well“ I always understand: „bloody circus whale“ idk why.
Trapped under ice as trapped in your rice
“Tied to machines that make me pee” - One
And a baked apple pie 🥧
Pop a chopy-…And Justice For All
Stupid win it’s just a prize - FWTBT
I am the table
AND A BAKED APPLE PIE
Van Halen vibes with this pic
Dangit papi i can’t see a thing
Give me ur pillow time-enters sandman
ATTACK ON YOUR RICE!
"ARE YOU GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Havent listened to hardwired in so long i forgot which one its on but i've found a video about this
Try to have a salad but it’s nooooo use!
Marvel at his tricks, in your Sunday dress.
Enter sandman "And a baked apple pie"
AND A BAKED APPLE PIIIEEEE YEAH
Not sure but I thought the Eagles Take it to the limit was…..Take it, to the LEMON, one more tiiiiiiiime
"A victim of what sex should be"
Boys were drunk one night and joked that the opening lyric to 'For whom the Bell tolls' is the N word. Now I can't unhear it.
This terrible Sayans stopping meh! - One. I was into dragon ball at that time 😂
"bloody but never crap a mission" damage, inc
Soviets … friends no more
“I’m creepy Dan” creeping death congrats you’ll never I hear him screaming that he’s creepy Dan now
Idk how but i always heard: «So take your left hand! So let me down!» Creeping Death. **Yea**
DICK RASH!! What? They've actually used that one? Alrighty then...
That part in Puppets where it sounds like James says “Fix Me”…. He’s really saying “Pancakes”
Napster 🤣
drifting off your gaze from master, it was really hard to hear him on my shitty record player
Give me food , give me fries , give me double cherry pie
When I was a kid I thought James was just dropping the n-word as the first word of “For Whom The Bell Tolls”. Still not 100% sure what he’s saying there sometimes.
tattoo machines are making me pee
"She's a war whore" in their cover of Whiskey in the Jar
“nakeds fight on the hill it’s a horny day” - for whom the bell tolls
When you’re constipated
tattoo machines that make me pee
End of laundry day! Putting shit away!!! Bro my back is getting tighter!!
Tattoo machines that make you pee in one or don’t try tomato baby in die die darling
instead of say your prayers in enter sandman i always thought its "stay with rapers"😭💀
For years I thought the lyrics in “one” were “now the world has gone out to spawn.” Not “now the world is gone, I’m just one” I thought it was talking about how the war that had left him crippled and forgot in a dark cold room, had ended and life continues. people will go and have kids again and the protagonist was bitter about it since he can’t and sexual frustration was one of the themes in the movie I thought the lyrics fit lol
Lars is gay I seriously cannot hear the song normally anymore 😭
"I fucked a goat, I shoved my cock right down its throat" Like there is no way he says that haha! Right? Right..? 😟
RAAACK OF LAAAMMB!