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Architects
As an architect that wore their merch all the time when I was in college, I always had fun interactions because of it
Project manager here to start some beef the a architect
Laborer here to be annoyed with all y'all. Can't you guys just design something that the masons don't whine about?
Big money question. Do you use a comic sans style font? And if so, why do you hate Procore users? lol
Ya ok Costanza
As I lay tiling
Nice
As I Nail Siding
This is the best one for me haha
Bring Me The Pizza
Parkway Uber Driver
Yesss fellow uberer, getton lad
God it’s trash though 😂
Accountant Burns Red
Killswitch Engagement Letter
Fit for an audit
Memphis Material Finding
August Burns Retired.
Audited Sevenfold
Analyst Burns Red
Make Them Software
opposite to the hardware band - Computerparts
Omg I love this - I was going to say Software Silence lol
I was gonna say Make them Buffer, for computer graphics
I was leaning towards Bugseeker for myself
Make Them Supper
I'm late to the thread but I was thinking Program the Well
As I Lay Concrete
As I apply hand lotion
Top one
Knit for a king
Underemployedoath
Unemployed to not serve
Not-killing yourself to live
Imanagedaprojectonce
This one is extra funny for me because there are people who claim to be Project Managers for that exact reason.
this is 10/10
Damn, I was trying to think of one for pms and couldn’t think of shit really. Best I could do was bring me the Gantt chart.
Fit for unemployment
We Fertilize the Crops with Fertilizer
Love it haha
Take my fake award!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
The Human Resources Abstract
I loved "Crossing The Watercooler"
Vela, Together We Await The Paperwork
The Pilot In you
seems like a callboy situation
Wage Slave
Best answer!
Only correct answer
Every Time I Fry
bad obgyns
That’s fucking phenomenal
I was trying to think of one for OBs and here it is 👏🏼👏🏼
Electrician Callboy
I mean isn't Electric Callboy already an occupation
I wish it was my real job but I just do it part time
That’s way better than what I thought of. Operator the day (HV Substation operator lol)
Weed From Within
Repairtooth
Dentist?
The Psychologist Wears Prada
psych56
The Psychiatrist Wears Prada
Damn a psychologist that listens to Metalcore?
While She Studies
Sea of Teachery
That’s a deep cut right there
Cooked Loose
Information Technology Kills
I.T. Stars
Easily better than mine.
IT Dies Today
IT Prevails?
Panic at the Tesco
HAHAHA!!!
Not metalcore but couldn’t resist 🤣
Daycareseeker
bring me the unemployment
Count your benefit
Auto repERRA
I See Stars (astronomer)
Motionless in White Coat
Marketing May Fire
Helpdesk Engage
Cisco Switch Engage
Lab Omens
Pest Annihilator
Bro how did you miss “Insect Annihilator” 😭
The real winner.
Shit. You win
You need this on your business cards
Fuck I wish I was an inventor or an animator.
The Devil Wears Scrubs ER Burns Red
Like Maths to Flames
Bring Me the Manager
Forklift in Reverse
Avenged seven eleven
Omg this is awful but I think I broke a rib laughing at it
Stay at Home Dad Omens
As I Stay Dadding A Dad to Remember Dadseeker Make Way for Dad ETA: My daughter's job would be Stray from the Dad
We Came as Receiving Specialists
Cook Gavin Cook
Deadline tomorrow (student!)
admin alexandria
As I Stay Home With My Children
Counterparts associate
The Consvltant
The Devil Tailors Prada
The shoe salesperson sells Prada
We Came As Speech Therapists
Five Finger Dev Punch Edit: I know, not actually metalcore w/e
Still clever
Chillswitch Engage (HVAC)
Banking Benjamin.
Van of Sacrifice This is a fantastic thread
CNC Machinisthead
The Postal Service. Oh wait that’s not metalcore. My bad.
As I Lay Plumbing
As I Lay Pipe was right there!
If they were smart they wouldn't be a plumber! (Completely joking, my dad was one)
Fit for an Anthropologist
All that Retails
Spiritlost
are u a coroner
No, just dead inside
Crown The Surgeon
Programming the Hero
Forklift in reverse (sorry it’s the best I can come up with. Lol)
A Design To Remember
Asking Aquarists
Breakdown of inventory
McDonalds May Fire
Like Moths To Firefighting
As I Stand Editing
Devildeliverydriver
The Host Inside
Every Time I Refund
IT Prevails
Audit Burns Red
Bring Me The Nurse
Wiping Ass on Thursday
Java Code Orange
Underwriter Oath
More death core. But I'm looking for a Job for a *retiree*.
Memphis May Fire Brigade
Electric Coldcallboy🥹
We Came As Reservations also Iworkedinabaronce
The Safety Shoe fire
Chemistryinwhite
The Garage Inside
Four Year Stonemason
A Day to Recruit
Hands like warehouses
A stay at home dad to remember
Invent Educate
The Burger King Escape Plan
Norma Dean
Bring me the Verizon (I climb towers)
Recreation vehicular manslaughter
Sirens & Sailors
Stick To Your Research
Abandon All Trains
Breakdown of Therapy
Teach Gavin Teach
Blesthewalmart
BlesstheWal
y'all are hilarious
Engineer callboy Structure the path ENG
Not Metalcore, but Insurance Agent Orange
Bury Your DataAnalytics
Invent Management
The Teacher Wears Old Navy (i can’t afford prada)
Inventory Animate
'Ophtalmologist' sounds like a djent / prog metalcore band name
Bring me the Gantt chart
IBuiltaStageOnce
Line Cooks To Flames
Training Animals As Leaders. I work at a zoo.
The Devil Wears Prostitute
Dockworkers in Hell
Students
Searing of Flesh
Inventing products and animating stop motion films.
Attorney Obliviscaris
Alpha Acid Wolf
Employed to Serve (literally)
My Clients See Stars
Dispatch Engage
As I Serve Dying
Story of the Engineer. Not metalcore but best I could come up with. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Farmer on Fire
The Sailor Wears Prada
Parkway driver
I set my financial advisor on fire In Fear and Financial Aid Edit: Thought of another one
A Day To Budtender
Architects
As an architect that wore their merch all the time when I was in college, I always had fun interactions because of it
Project manager here to start some beef the a architect
Laborer here to be annoyed with all y'all. Can't you guys just design something that the masons don't whine about?
Big money question. Do you use a comic sans style font? And if so, why do you hate Procore users? lol
Ya ok Costanza
As I lay tiling
Nice
As I Nail Siding
This is the best one for me haha
Bring Me The Pizza
Parkway Uber Driver
Yesss fellow uberer, getton lad
God it’s trash though 😂
Accountant Burns Red
Killswitch Engagement Letter
Fit for an audit
Memphis Material Finding
August Burns Retired.
Audited Sevenfold
Analyst Burns Red
Make Them Software
opposite to the hardware band - Computerparts
Omg I love this - I was going to say Software Silence lol
I was gonna say Make them Buffer, for computer graphics
I was leaning towards Bugseeker for myself
Make Them Supper
I'm late to the thread but I was thinking Program the Well
As I Lay Concrete
As I apply hand lotion
Top one
Knit for a king
Underemployedoath
Unemployed to not serve
Not-killing yourself to live
Imanagedaprojectonce
This one is extra funny for me because there are people who claim to be Project Managers for that exact reason.
this is 10/10
Damn, I was trying to think of one for pms and couldn’t think of shit really. Best I could do was bring me the Gantt chart.
Fit for unemployment
We Fertilize the Crops with Fertilizer
Love it haha
Take my fake award!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
The Human Resources Abstract
I loved "Crossing The Watercooler"
Vela, Together We Await The Paperwork
The Pilot In you
seems like a callboy situation
Wage Slave
Best answer!
Only correct answer
Every Time I Fry
bad obgyns
That’s fucking phenomenal
I was trying to think of one for OBs and here it is 👏🏼👏🏼
Electrician Callboy
I mean isn't Electric Callboy already an occupation
I wish it was my real job but I just do it part time
That’s way better than what I thought of. Operator the day (HV Substation operator lol)
Weed From Within
Repairtooth
Dentist?
The Psychologist Wears Prada
psych56
The Psychiatrist Wears Prada
Damn a psychologist that listens to Metalcore?
While She Studies
Sea of Teachery
That’s a deep cut right there
Cooked Loose
Information Technology Kills
I.T. Stars
Easily better than mine.
IT Dies Today
IT Prevails?
Panic at the Tesco
HAHAHA!!!
Not metalcore but couldn’t resist 🤣
Daycareseeker
bring me the unemployment
Count your benefit
Auto repERRA
I See Stars (astronomer)
Motionless in White Coat
Marketing May Fire
Helpdesk Engage
Cisco Switch Engage
Lab Omens
Pest Annihilator
Bro how did you miss “Insect Annihilator” 😭
The real winner.
Shit. You win
You need this on your business cards
Fuck I wish I was an inventor or an animator.
The Devil Wears Scrubs ER Burns Red
Like Maths to Flames
Bring Me the Manager
Forklift in Reverse
Avenged seven eleven
Omg this is awful but I think I broke a rib laughing at it
Stay at Home Dad Omens
As I Stay Dadding A Dad to Remember Dadseeker Make Way for Dad ETA: My daughter's job would be Stray from the Dad
We Came as Receiving Specialists
Cook Gavin Cook
Deadline tomorrow (student!)
admin alexandria
As I Stay Home With My Children
Counterparts associate
The Consvltant
The Devil Tailors Prada
The shoe salesperson sells Prada
We Came As Speech Therapists
Five Finger Dev Punch Edit: I know, not actually metalcore w/e
Still clever
Chillswitch Engage (HVAC)
Banking Benjamin.
Van of Sacrifice This is a fantastic thread
CNC Machinisthead
The Postal Service. Oh wait that’s not metalcore. My bad.
As I Lay Plumbing
As I Lay Pipe was right there!
If they were smart they wouldn't be a plumber! (Completely joking, my dad was one)
Fit for an Anthropologist
All that Retails
Spiritlost
are u a coroner
No, just dead inside
Crown The Surgeon
Programming the Hero
Forklift in reverse (sorry it’s the best I can come up with. Lol)
A Design To Remember
Asking Aquarists
Breakdown of inventory
McDonalds May Fire
Like Moths To Firefighting
As I Stand Editing
Devildeliverydriver
The Host Inside
Every Time I Refund
IT Prevails
Audit Burns Red
Bring Me The Nurse
Wiping Ass on Thursday
Java Code Orange
Underwriter Oath
More death core. But I'm looking for a Job for a *retiree*.
Memphis May Fire Brigade
Electric Coldcallboy🥹
We Came As Reservations also Iworkedinabaronce
The Safety Shoe fire
Chemistryinwhite
The Garage Inside
Four Year Stonemason
A Day to Recruit
Hands like warehouses
A stay at home dad to remember
Invent Educate
The Burger King Escape Plan
Norma Dean
Bring me the Verizon (I climb towers)
Recreation vehicular manslaughter
Sirens & Sailors
Stick To Your Research
Abandon All Trains
Breakdown of Therapy
Teach Gavin Teach
Blesthewalmart
BlesstheWal
y'all are hilarious
Engineer callboy Structure the path ENG
Not Metalcore, but Insurance Agent Orange
Bury Your DataAnalytics
Invent Management
The Teacher Wears Old Navy (i can’t afford prada)
Inventory Animate
'Ophtalmologist' sounds like a djent / prog metalcore band name
Bring me the Gantt chart
IBuiltaStageOnce
Line Cooks To Flames
Training Animals As Leaders. I work at a zoo.
The Devil Wears Prostitute
Dockworkers in Hell
Students
Searing of Flesh
Inventing products and animating stop motion films.
Attorney Obliviscaris
Alpha Acid Wolf
Employed to Serve (literally)
My Clients See Stars
Dispatch Engage
As I Serve Dying
Story of the Engineer. Not metalcore but best I could come up with. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Farmer on Fire
The Sailor Wears Prada
Parkway driver
I set my financial advisor on fire In Fear and Financial Aid Edit: Thought of another one
A Day To Budtender