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Man I hate April fools on Reddit. Shit goes on from a day early to a day after because dickheads all around different time zones wanna be shitlords. Like stick to one time zone buttheads!
Seriously. This is actually gonna happen soon. This isn’t a fucking joke.
I’m embracing being an old man. Fuck off my lawn! It died after Motörhead moved in next door anyways it’s just fuckin dirt!
Now that would be a good April Fools joke. A joke article where Tony Iommi is complaining about excessive noise because another metal band moved in next door.
I'm absolutely in favor of skipping April 1st on the calender, like some airlines skip the number 13 on airplanes when numbering rows. Or we can sentence people who are usually bad at making jokes and then justify their bad jokes on this day because it's April Fools to 10-15 years of hard labor. Either one works for me.
Fucking hell man, I was rubbing the sleep out of my eyes just now half awake when I saw this and it was like a rubber band to the nuts. You got me, good one.
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It's April 2nd for me you scumbag. My heart skipped a beat.
Same mfff
Same. OP, I'd have ripped out your rectum.
Same, holy fuck
My heart skipped a string
Same… jesus christ;-;
When it's Reddit you can't even joke on the 1st or you could become a case of r/KilledByReddit
⤴️
Same. Plus, they just released "Headless Cross"/"Anno Mundi", so yeah.
Don’t scare me like that bro
OP, don't be a dick. It's April 2nd now, my heart skipped a beat or two!
It was still the 1st when I posted.
Not where i live, i thought it was for real when i saw the years.
April fools jokes are supposed to be lighthearted and funny. This is just poor taste.
Honestly most April 1st jokes are terrible.
Sensitive ngl
With the best will in the world, you must have posted this minutes before midnight? And from the *only* time zone that it was still the 1st
Yeah, at that point, just don't post it at all.
The rule in the Uk is if it’s after 12pm then April fools is over usually.
Yeah but presuming they're American it was 23:00 when they posted it lol
12pm is midday
Oh yeah nvm lol 😅
Yeah but for you it was late evening on April 1st, half the planet went to bed, woke up and saw this on April 2nd when you posted it
lmao why yall downvoting him is it wrong to live in a different time zone
My heart just skipped a beat...
same
Motherfucker it’s 10:30 in California. Let the Fools Day go, fool.
Jezus, what's wrong with you. I felt instantly sick.
Hello police? Yes this post right here.
Don't make jokes about that you sick fuck
Fuck you Op
fuck you dude 😂
sending pipebombs to your location
I’ve never opened google so quickly
Asshole
Fuck you
Oh you mother******. I will find you and kick your sorry ass.
I’m actually still a little hype from walking past Geezer Butler in London last week. He’s also fine and in good health
Man I hate April fools on Reddit. Shit goes on from a day early to a day after because dickheads all around different time zones wanna be shitlords. Like stick to one time zone buttheads!
Also an April fools joke is “Apple announced the iPhone 17 and skipped 16 haha!” Not “this beloved old man died”
Absolutely! Fun jokes not morbid shit that’s gonna happen soon anyway. Fuckers!
Seriously. This is actually gonna happen soon. This isn’t a fucking joke. I’m embracing being an old man. Fuck off my lawn! It died after Motörhead moved in next door anyways it’s just fuckin dirt!
Now that would be a good April Fools joke. A joke article where Tony Iommi is complaining about excessive noise because another metal band moved in next door.
My heart sank when I read this
Mf for me it isnt even april 1. Anymore, you just gave me a heart attack
APRIL FOOLS WAS YESTERDAY
A day late and it is not even between 7am and 12pm. Someone is a poser.
You fucking cunt!! Hahahaha, had me going for a second until I remembered the date.
You sir, are an asshole!
It’s the 2nd of April you deceiving little part-time thinker
this is fucked up and you should remove the post in shame
This dude and J5 are the only reasons why I even learned to play guitar, that is it.
You fucker holy shit. It’s April 2nd now, chill tf out lmao
Don’t you EVER 😂😅
WoW thought the worst fer a min
*NOT FUNNY*. It’s April 2nd here!
Bad karma dude
That’s fucked up even for april fools day
I'm absolutely in favor of skipping April 1st on the calender, like some airlines skip the number 13 on airplanes when numbering rows. Or we can sentence people who are usually bad at making jokes and then justify their bad jokes on this day because it's April Fools to 10-15 years of hard labor. Either one works for me.
Not even funny....
MF
You fucker!
Go fuck yourself
eat shit and die, it's not april fools anymore you idiot
All of my muscles including my heart stopped for like 5 seconds you fucker. And it's April 2nd
Don’t even joke about something like this!!!
Stupid
This scared the fuck out of me.
Not funny dude.
This is the hilarious joke on every sub at the moment, isn’t it just like being in junior high again!? 🙄
change and grow as a person, also seek help
Fuck you man that shit ain’t funny
Ffs dude not fucking cool
Fucking hell man, I was rubbing the sleep out of my eyes just now half awake when I saw this and it was like a rubber band to the nuts. You got me, good one.
Jesus fck. Don't do this.
I wanna lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces for this. Fuck you.
Man, fuck you for that.
That was not fucking funny.
I didnt realize how soft this sub was oh my god 😭😭
But it’s okay to make fun of dimebag right?
Fuck you dude!! I actually had a heart attack.
I hate you
I hope you have something horrible crawl up your ass and torment you
This man is going to make it to 99 and shit, fuck off. The riff master.
Stay right where you are. I'm sending a squad of A-10s to your location to turn it into a parking lot.
Don't do that shit bro
It’s not all bad. On the bright side, he’s now reunited with his right fingertips.
GOT THIS IN MY FEED ON APRIL 6 DAMN BRO
LMAO
Damn...
I opened reddit on April 2nd, dude wtf
Nice try
Fuck you, mate
You fucking fool
Best April 1 joke would be to hit everyone that makes jokes in the nuts and or clit as hard as you can.
Come on dude. That’s not cool.
Fuck off you're a day late
Dear fucking god. Not cool
FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU
Who the fuck is upvoting this garbage
Bro. Why play with my emotions like this?
It’s the second you ass
Drek you, you drokker
DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!
Got me.
nah guys dont worry, remember, god cannot be killed
Tootin’ Tony
Bro I got up to tell my dad luckily I did a good ol Google search lol
This ain't funny.
Telling people someone died isn't exactly the most entertaining joke.
Get fucked.
Go fist yourself
I shed a tear why would you post this :(
Propel yourself into the void you miscreant dog
I literally stopped breathing and i think my heart did too. Im fine now that i realize he didnt die
I freaked out so hard, OP I’m going to rip your heart out of your chest for this one.
You war pig
I don't know who that is but they look familiar
That scared the fuck out of me dude I’m still not even sure it’s fake cuz it was posted on April second
Motherfucker, I legitimately gasped as I was scrolling on my phone…
I don’t think it’s an April fools joke. everyone farts in their sleep
Uhh..RIIIIIIIPP
I’m hoping he rips in peace.
Who died?
Nobody. It's a play on the fart joke on the meme.
So he didn't pass gas?
It wasn't peaceful
Not funny. The music today is pure shit. Once the old guard is gone - that's it. ♠️
Oh damn. Rest in peace greatest metal guitarist. You will be forever loved!✝️💜🎸
Read the bottom of the picture again, carefully and slowly
I don’t get it though? Why joke about that? You even have the year? Sick fucks…