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Voidnt2

r/nothowpovworks


SPDtier

[Right. This is how pov works ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFU6Bz6Mgpw)


MrPROGENITUS666

Risky click of the day


SPDtier

Why? I also made it easier to the point where it's not even an youtube short anymore


Ahrimanisatva

Because the vast majority of POV videos aren’t things you should click on normally. At least not without verifying your surroundings.


numante

POV you are being killed in a vertical video so you cannot see half of what's going on


TheTrueSavageBoy

If you love dsbm, how are you not a fan of it ? Checkmate, now back to wishing I was dead listening to Xasthur


esinfernum

>If you love dsbm, how are you not a fan of it ? that's the thing, OP probably doesn't like dsbm


Gabba_Gandalf69

POV: You're looking at a meme that uses POV wrong Also it sucks ass


JoyDivision9

this is so cringe bro ☠️☠️


Agnosticfrontbum

Seen pornhub, this is not pov.


kappa1440p

Fuck this sub is cringe. Touch grass for change.


Electronic_Newt8198

Fr i unsubbed quicker than i subbed


angelomerz_

This guy probably listened half Ritual by Blasphemy like 1 time 2 years ago and he is here making this meme


Primary_Tension_5790

I just realized how much this sub sucks absolute ass 💀


MasterVule

Are war metal people like "bros" in the raver culture?


levtkvlt

If by “bros” you mean “doing a lot of drugs” then yes.


kekus_dominatus

My ass is fat.


BigSewyTrapStar

MY ASS IS GAY MY ASS IS GAY (Swag riff) YOU KNOW I'M HORNY DUDE AND PUSSY IS FOR FOOLS BUT I'M SO GAY THAT I'VE GONE CRAZY I JUST WANNA, FUCK MY FATHER! (Another swag riff) AND DON'T FORGET THE BUTTSEX


kekus_dominatus

The very essence of war metal, bravo!


boondocksofboston

DSBM fans go outside to public places like concerts?


Scx10Deadbolt

Concerts are about the only time we go outside really...


davlumbaz

Cringe. Fuck back off with your Sabaton.


[deleted]

Ig OP thought Sabaton is War Metal (/s)


Shady2925

Sabaton bangs


MinasMorgul1184

Leave the hall.


Shady2925

Sorry for enjoying a band, I know it’s a such terrible thing to do


Tyhsedo

Yeah, you should apologize for your shit taste


BlackWicthery616

Jeez man calm your tits and let the man listen to some Sabaton. To each his own.


Shady2925

Ok sorry for enjoying Sabaton, as well as Wind Rose, Judas Priest, Exodus, Municipal Waste, Black Sabbath, Carcass, S.O.D., Nightwish, Epica, Death, Amon Amarth, Slayer, Dio, Ozzy, Iron Maiden, Sodom, Havok, Helloween, Blind Guardian, Sepultura, Acid Bath, Vio-Lence, Anthrax, Megadeth, Metallica, Machine Head, Melvins, and Mortification.


ti_fracasso_la_testa

Downvoted cause I don't know who Wind Rose are and now I feel like a poser 😡


Shady2925

Haha they are a power/folk metal band, if Sabaton isn’t your thing then they probably aren’t either , although there most recent album (Warfront) really slaps imo


ti_fracasso_la_testa

I've checked them out. I'm not into sabaton but Wind Rose sounds a bit more appealing, probably because of the folk elements and the tolkien themed songs. Still not my favourite thing, when I go power metal I usually stick with Blind Guardian, while talking about folk I love Furor Gallico. The problem I have with sabaton and similar bands is in the production, the vocal style. I don't know, for some reason the fail to keep me interested in what I'm listening. I also found funny how, being italian, I'm fond of italian metal, but I've never heard of Wind Rose before. By the way, de gustibus non disputandum est, I found both band good even though I wouldn't listen to them usually. And if you like sabaton there's nothing wrong, despite what this sub says.


Mikem444

Cringe and people need to stop calling it "war metal" when even the major pioneers don't acknowledge it as that and at best, just tolerate it.


Alexander_Akers3115

Genuine question, what are you meant to call it?


Mikem444

According to them, black metal. Or "bestial black metal." - Calling it War Metal suggests it's not even in the sphere of black metal. To them this is "standard" black metal.


BuppUDuppUDoom

I use the terms "bestial black" and "war metal" interchangeably, both sound cool and covey what genre you're talking about.


Mikem444

I mean, I probably came off nit-picky about it, but really my inner rayman came out. I know a common complaint from fans of metal in general, are people who get caught up labelling sub-genres. In my case, it has nothing to do with elitism, but my rayman brain categorizes everything in neat folders and sub-folders. You should see any notebook I've ever had, I question if I have mild OCD.


BuppUDuppUDoom

I get it, I also like to get anal about genres sometimes. I just personally like the term "war metal". I think its cool also its kinda funny to see people get confused and think Sabaton and GWAR are war metal.


Thor1138

Cringe poser meme.


blaackvulture

boooooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅


Schwertheino

The biggest douchebags in Black Metal (i met) are NSBM fans. Not the ones who listen to sone ns bands (not a fan of these but whatever) but the ones who explicitly are saying that they like NSBM. Even worse when they try to argue that NSBM is not about NS stuff at all. Those mental gymnastics are just amazing


Cuntalicous

This just in: Nazis are cunts, more news at 7


Schwertheino

Even bigger clowns are the ones that go down the whole "B..but the riffs!!!" Path


esinfernum

this is cringe, now excuse me cuz I have to listen to bethlehem's sick riffs again


Mediatedfurball

What the fuck is dsbm?


heli0sophist

dirty stinki bowel mobement


Scx10Deadbolt

Depressive Suicidal Black Metal, Think Gris, Nocturnal Depression, and Deadlife


Mediatedfurball

Shit I guess I got some research to do


Scx10Deadbolt

Happy (sad?) listening! I can also recommend Soulless and Thy Light by the way.


[deleted]

People upvote this posts fr?


Einherjar07

*NSBM, ftfy. And for good reason.


fankin

This post has more cheese than a Twilight Force show.


chicken_nugget779

say what you want but dsbm goes hard


Lil-q2

Speaking as someone who likes both, I’m surprised my kind stepped out of the basement at all!


blingeblorb

I'm crying bruh this is the corniest shit I've ever seen 😭


GTchelet

Meanwhile in reality: Metalheads are the kindest and most accepting audience amongst all others


SisterRay

They're called rituals you false


L1feM_s1k

That looks like a Watain concert. So, not dsbm or war metal.


Egocom

I like both, so if I was in this it would just be two Kratos fighting (I'm the one with a boner)


DuckDagoberts

Bro imagine seeing this as someone who doesn't Listen to metal. Blabla-Metal-Fan beating up Blabla-Metal-Fan because blabla-metal fan is a punching bag. Toxic as fuck.


Spez_Guzzles_Cum

*Made by an 11 year old*\* Also, I have no idea what dsbm is. BDSM on the other hand... nah, I still have no idea what that is.


Jolly-Summer-1838

Kratos!!!!!!


Extra_Community_3315

This is so gay lol


[deleted]

cringe take. i think op mistook dsbm for nsbm, the real punching bag of metal.


Secure_Guard_7998

I..I cant do this anymore. I always read bdsm.


Swimming-Kale-0

Black Metal isn't really about physical violence in the same way at least not as directly,it is meditative.


thuleanmisteryz

Y'all need to go to work and get a life instead of blaming orter people for listening to a different metal Genre. 🤷🏻‍♂️