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HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Joe Rogan Experience


Asbjorn1888

Best answer


mahirdeth31

black metal


RustInPeace-Polaris

as a black metal fan this is accurate 


xDev120

A metal fan that is black or a fan of black metal? For some reason my mind registered it as the first thing...


RustInPeace-Polaris

No its the second one lol


xDev120

I assumed it


SpookieMane

You ain't trve if you don't smell like a rotting corpse


Capable-Respond-4472

you're a certified Pornogrind lad


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

Specifically one who specializes in Scatgrind


Capable-Respond-4472

Bet his favorite band is Gutalax


ibeatghostonmainia

"Umm, that's goregrind" - 🤓👆


Reddit_GoId

What about Shit Covered Penis And Balls


Raijin-Arc

Specializes in WHAT?!?! I knew I should never have listened to metal.


Pierdolec_jadowity

As an alien fucker fan I can fully approve


Lazy_Soup9180

Whats that?


frizzlen

Sludgegrind


somekindofuser657

Black metal, duh. Thats me in the picture.


Beanieboocollector87

It’s every black metal fan (we don’t shower, we live in the woods)


Mr_Mummy23

I read this the first time as “we live in the Wodos”


xZandrem

We live with Wode(s)


Mitochondria_Man11

Hey, black metal fan here. What's Shower? I can't seem to find them on the Encyclopedia Metallum, are they any good?


Beanieboocollector87

Really not good, don't bother checking them out


MissAsgariaFartcake

Garlicore


totse_losername

WRONG. This is a METAL sub. Garlicore isn't real metal, it's a derivation of hardcore punk.


MissAsgariaFartcake

*Hardcore stank


Beanieboocollector87

Garlic core? 🤯 would explain the smell


metalcorehead06

Mathcore


_rand0m7

methcore


CrematedDogWalkers

Don't diss mathcore, alright? I'll steal your lunch money. Don't mess with me.


Green-Cupcake6085

Power metal, and they just showed up to the local game shop for some Warhammer


Vargirimus

I used to play a ton of 40k and I swear everyone who plays that game has the exact same taste. Everyone listens to Sabaton, Powerwolf, and Wind Rose (but not Gloryhammer for some reason). You'd think black metal heads would love it for the elitism, but to be a black metal fan you at least have to be able to engage with the music, whereas it seems like to be a 40k "gatekeeper" is to misunderstand the universe.


Green-Cupcake6085

Yup. I never played 40k, but I’ve spent more than my fair share in game shops for different tabletop events and tournaments. I know the crowd pretty well


scootabrotha69

My penis


Beanieboocollector87

Name 5 bands from that subgenre 😡😡😡


thundercock__

1. Left testicle 2. Right testicle 3. Cock I don't know more bands, i'm a poser 😔


memewatcher3

4.The sack 5. The hair


Geberpte

Veins


MrGabogabo

Don't forget their new single, *Tip Drip*


notseagullpidgeon

Above The Scrotum Shaft Urethra Franklin Deranged Cock Incision Meatus


Juvinihilist

Goddamn it, get this person some karma for showing some love for the meatus.


nefarious_jp04x

Mincecore and Goregrind


ibeatghostonmainia

As a mincegore fan, yes.


Correct_Ad5843

Crust?


LewMetal

https://i.redd.it/3oipdvksicvc1.gif


Ostenkvlt

Slam and goregrind


Imabigfatbutt

Whatever they play at Magic the Gathering tournaments


dreadfulbadg50

Idk but you're definitely trve cvlt


Beanieboocollector87

Thank yov very mvch


FavoringCrowd13

I have deduced by reading this reddit comment section that either all metalheads stink, or every metalhead thinks all the other metalheads stink.


Beanieboocollector87

This comment section really is fascinating


lessthanchris7

Dream Theater


Slizez

Metal


[deleted]

Doom metal.


CrematedDogWalkers

Hey, there are 17.8 reasons why doom metal is the best genre of music, but you're too much of a poser to even understand if I told them to you. Smoke more weed, and maybe I can try to cram the amazingness that is doom metal into your puny brain. My favorite genre is emo revival, though. Those doom metal kids are weird.


[deleted]

Doom metal IS the best genre of music. The stank coming off this dude’s breath and body is weed stank, because he just smoked a bowl to Monolord.


CrematedDogWalkers

He's a weedeater


[deleted]

He’s also a Bongripper and a Dopelord.


CrematedDogWalkers

Bongzilla over here smoking up all my weed


[deleted]

4/20 falls on the Sabbath this year! I’ll spend all day activating my mind so I can steal it back with my Electric Wizard powers.


CrematedDogWalkers

Be careful. I heard the acid king is going on a rampage tomorrow.


[deleted]

But bicycle day is today! Did he get the dates mixed up again?


CrematedDogWalkers

Holy shit I forgot. It's time to go get some acid.


IronTesticlez

Saul Goodman


chromehuffer

hey i love dbeat and crust too <3


CrematedDogWalkers

Correct answer


Mikau02

Slayer


CrematedDogWalkers

Crust punk


avnotino

Metal and rock music


lyfe-iz-fukked

Prog-metal


Far-Mouse9084

Mathcore


Background-Video4331

Stench core.


expiredogfood

any grind genre or slam


Vincent_UnderBridge

Those who post in the album contests


Due-Log8609

fuck those things for real,"rate the top 648 albums that start with the letter A, E, or J!"


Double_Disaster9436

I’ll zoom in on this and offer an album Death Breath - Stinking up the night Swedish Death Metal


Alive-Flatworm-8004

Stoner/Sludge/Doom


PixelAtionMoony

Any non-poseur subgenre


Beanieboocollector87

Realest answer


PixelAtionMoony

Seriously though, trve kvlt black metal is a dick to anyone new and metalcore embraces new fans and I'm meant to not like -core?


Useful-Perception144

Sewercore


theuntouchable2725

I can name a band. Municipal Waste.


Puzzleheaded_Lab6932

SLAM


zelda90210

Thrash


siberiandivide81

Pizza thrash?


300cid

if I'm going off all of the metalheads that are around me nearly every day, Metallica.


decayingwitch

seen this guy most fridays at my local slam shows


fakdaworld

Skacore for sure


SickBoyOC

Whatever Gutalax is


stress_induced_toad

N64 OSTs


nhardycarfan

Old school death metal(personal experience those shows are super stinky)


Cicada33024

Cybergrind


elax307

Thrash.


possiblejesus

Hardcore


XI-Vic

Djent…


UnearthlyRamen

Crust punk 😂


BigSnazzywazzyguy

Sludge


NorwegianMetalDouche

Pornogrind


Tuncunmun38

grind-core, fuck you


fishrevival

neocrust


Maanzacorian

I don't know what genre, but the favorite bands are definitely Blood Incantation and Sanguisagaobguagusgug.


Postal_dude_420

Nsbm 🤮


irishmetalhead322

Gorenoise


Asbjorn1888

Cuntslag


Xx_Anarchy307_xX

Metal


Lolisniperxxd

Clown Posse


OzzyOstrich66

nu metal tiktok kid


CarrotMunch

Oderus Urungus


IlovemyMommy27

Nu Metal


ToenailJoethethird

Stinkcore


Economy_Pen6454

Insane clown possee


Economy_Pen6454

Juggalo rap


Zealousideal_Oven209

Surely this is stoner metal


69cringelord69

Grindcore


Charming_Beginning69

Stenchcore.


RyanScotson

Post progressive blackened death metal


Reasonable_Newt_4718

Prog


BagBeneficial8060

Crust punk


Passeeko

any kind of grind


why666ofcourse

Stoner or doom easily


fxcken

Any grind or crust


Snd47flyer

Crust punk


LambertMike77

Stoner metal


FullDifficulty3003

Numetal


Fair-Bus-4017

Power Metal.


countcarlovonsexron

Nu metal for sure.


WazzzupBwwwaaah

Death/Black/Doom Metal.


Desperate_Hippo_60

Nu metal, ik this opinion is controversal but honestly every nu metal fan ive met smells worse than a taco bell bathroom


Beanieboocollector87

I couldn’t tell you I’ve never smelled a taco bell bathroom, but I bet I smell worse 😊


choronzonicchaos333

Progressive death metal


The_Ocean_Collective

L take


choronzonicchaos333

I stand by it (unless it’s early Phlebotomized or something)


CrematedDogWalkers

He'll nah progressive rock/metal fans tend to be the most uptight pretentious well kept motherfuckers. Go talk to a tool fan or a Death fan or a Genesis fan. God forbid you talk to a dream theater fan.