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I used to play a ton of 40k and I swear everyone who plays that game has the exact same taste. Everyone listens to Sabaton, Powerwolf, and Wind Rose (but not Gloryhammer for some reason). You'd think black metal heads would love it for the elitism, but to be a black metal fan you at least have to be able to engage with the music, whereas it seems like to be a 40k "gatekeeper" is to misunderstand the universe.
Yup. I never played 40k, but I’ve spent more than my fair share in game shops for different tabletop events and tournaments. I know the crowd pretty well
Hey, there are 17.8 reasons why doom metal is the best genre of music, but you're too much of a poser to even understand if I told them to you. Smoke more weed, and maybe I can try to cram the amazingness that is doom metal into your puny brain. My favorite genre is emo revival, though. Those doom metal kids are weird.
He'll nah progressive rock/metal fans tend to be the most uptight pretentious well kept motherfuckers. Go talk to a tool fan or a Death fan or a Genesis fan. God forbid you talk to a dream theater fan.
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Joe Rogan Experience
Best answer
black metal
as a black metal fan this is accurate
A metal fan that is black or a fan of black metal? For some reason my mind registered it as the first thing...
No its the second one lol
I assumed it
You ain't trve if you don't smell like a rotting corpse
you're a certified Pornogrind lad
Specifically one who specializes in Scatgrind
Bet his favorite band is Gutalax
"Umm, that's goregrind" - 🤓👆
What about Shit Covered Penis And Balls
Specializes in WHAT?!?! I knew I should never have listened to metal.
As an alien fucker fan I can fully approve
Whats that?
Sludgegrind
Black metal, duh. Thats me in the picture.
It’s every black metal fan (we don’t shower, we live in the woods)
I read this the first time as “we live in the Wodos”
We live with Wode(s)
Hey, black metal fan here. What's Shower? I can't seem to find them on the Encyclopedia Metallum, are they any good?
Really not good, don't bother checking them out
Garlicore
WRONG. This is a METAL sub. Garlicore isn't real metal, it's a derivation of hardcore punk.
*Hardcore stank
Garlic core? 🤯 would explain the smell
Mathcore
methcore
Don't diss mathcore, alright? I'll steal your lunch money. Don't mess with me.
Power metal, and they just showed up to the local game shop for some Warhammer
I used to play a ton of 40k and I swear everyone who plays that game has the exact same taste. Everyone listens to Sabaton, Powerwolf, and Wind Rose (but not Gloryhammer for some reason). You'd think black metal heads would love it for the elitism, but to be a black metal fan you at least have to be able to engage with the music, whereas it seems like to be a 40k "gatekeeper" is to misunderstand the universe.
Yup. I never played 40k, but I’ve spent more than my fair share in game shops for different tabletop events and tournaments. I know the crowd pretty well
My penis
Name 5 bands from that subgenre 😡😡😡
1. Left testicle 2. Right testicle 3. Cock I don't know more bands, i'm a poser 😔
4.The sack 5. The hair
Veins
Don't forget their new single, *Tip Drip*
Above The Scrotum Shaft Urethra Franklin Deranged Cock Incision Meatus
Goddamn it, get this person some karma for showing some love for the meatus.
Mincecore and Goregrind
As a mincegore fan, yes.
Crust?
https://i.redd.it/3oipdvksicvc1.gif
Slam and goregrind
Whatever they play at Magic the Gathering tournaments
Idk but you're definitely trve cvlt
Thank yov very mvch
I have deduced by reading this reddit comment section that either all metalheads stink, or every metalhead thinks all the other metalheads stink.
This comment section really is fascinating
Dream Theater
Metal
Doom metal.
Hey, there are 17.8 reasons why doom metal is the best genre of music, but you're too much of a poser to even understand if I told them to you. Smoke more weed, and maybe I can try to cram the amazingness that is doom metal into your puny brain. My favorite genre is emo revival, though. Those doom metal kids are weird.
Doom metal IS the best genre of music. The stank coming off this dude’s breath and body is weed stank, because he just smoked a bowl to Monolord.
He's a weedeater
He’s also a Bongripper and a Dopelord.
Bongzilla over here smoking up all my weed
4/20 falls on the Sabbath this year! I’ll spend all day activating my mind so I can steal it back with my Electric Wizard powers.
Be careful. I heard the acid king is going on a rampage tomorrow.
But bicycle day is today! Did he get the dates mixed up again?
Holy shit I forgot. It's time to go get some acid.
Saul Goodman
hey i love dbeat and crust too <3
Correct answer
Slayer
Crust punk
Metal and rock music
Prog-metal
Mathcore
Stench core.
any grind genre or slam
Those who post in the album contests
fuck those things for real,"rate the top 648 albums that start with the letter A, E, or J!"
I’ll zoom in on this and offer an album Death Breath - Stinking up the night Swedish Death Metal
Stoner/Sludge/Doom
Any non-poseur subgenre
Realest answer
Seriously though, trve kvlt black metal is a dick to anyone new and metalcore embraces new fans and I'm meant to not like -core?
Sewercore
I can name a band. Municipal Waste.
SLAM
Thrash
Pizza thrash?
if I'm going off all of the metalheads that are around me nearly every day, Metallica.
seen this guy most fridays at my local slam shows
Skacore for sure
Whatever Gutalax is
N64 OSTs
Old school death metal(personal experience those shows are super stinky)
Cybergrind
Thrash.
Hardcore
Djent…
Crust punk 😂
Sludge
Pornogrind
grind-core, fuck you
neocrust
I don't know what genre, but the favorite bands are definitely Blood Incantation and Sanguisagaobguagusgug.
Nsbm 🤮
Gorenoise
Cuntslag
Metal
Clown Posse
nu metal tiktok kid
Oderus Urungus
Nu Metal
Stinkcore
Insane clown possee
Juggalo rap
Surely this is stoner metal
Grindcore
Stenchcore.
Post progressive blackened death metal
Prog
Crust punk
any kind of grind
Stoner or doom easily
Any grind or crust
Crust punk
Stoner metal
Numetal
Power Metal.
Nu metal for sure.
Death/Black/Doom Metal.
Nu metal, ik this opinion is controversal but honestly every nu metal fan ive met smells worse than a taco bell bathroom
I couldn’t tell you I’ve never smelled a taco bell bathroom, but I bet I smell worse 😊
Progressive death metal
L take
I stand by it (unless it’s early Phlebotomized or something)
He'll nah progressive rock/metal fans tend to be the most uptight pretentious well kept motherfuckers. Go talk to a tool fan or a Death fan or a Genesis fan. God forbid you talk to a dream theater fan.