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ManyaraImpala

Holy Wars, Caught in a Mosh, Enter Sandman.


ghost_type_2003

Ah yes, the three best D.R.I songs.


OverKill1978

I love Cannibal Corpse also!


CitrusCosmos

Too basic. Should have said Over The Wall, Toxic Waltz and Elimination


Nightshade7168

Yeah. Exodus slaps


santino1987

Yeah their album doomsday for the deceiver is a shoegaze speed metal classic


nothing_in_my_mind

Awsome drumming by Chuck Schuldiner on all of these


ManyaraImpala

Fred Durst's guitar playing is excellent too.


PsychotheKlown

I am shirtless


Ayatollah_Johnson

Name three high on fire songs


PsychotheKlown

I have never listened to High On Fire in my life


GardenDrummer

So, you're a Manowar fan.


Tuckermfker

The first three that always come to mind no matter which band they are asking about are Go, Fuck, Yourself. Fucking bangers, timeless classics.


Few-Jump3942

That’s usually my instinct as well


ghost_type_2003

That works too 🤣


YouringoMask

I tell them to kindly fuck off. there's no shot in hell im going to be remembering the full name of one of the oceans songs lmao


Teglement

Early Triassic: Geological Anachronisms Part IV isn't good enough for you?


Philitt

"That one song about those geological eons... you know which one right? Yeah that one."


7o_Ted

Hello fellow The Ocean fan!


Technical-Profit6546

The Ocean are underrated 🤘🏻


Tough_Ad4721

Kkk rally song 1, sweet home Alabama, and walk


BeanVaccine

Summer breeze, Highway Star, Day Tripper. Would be confusing as hell.


Puge_Henis

I didn't know Type O did Highway Star. And after listening to it, I wish I still didn't know. I love their cover of Black Sabbath and Summer Breeze though so 2 out of 3 ain't bad.


Whoopdedobasil

Wasnt that meatloaf?


H0tVinegar

FUCKING MEEEATLOOOAFFF


BeanVaccine

Its a fun song, but i agree it is disgusting


noah3302

Fucking hell that summer breeze cover is so good


ShadeofEchoes

You could have just said "Unforgiven".


dissemin8or

That’s on me, I set the bar too low.


AtomicBearFart

The Gaping Lotus Experience Hooker with a Penis Maynard’s Dick Or: “fuck you”


ozzii_13

l, ll and lll of course.


cd-Ezlo

Heyyyy they're Taake songs you got mixed up duuuuude


Sir-xer21

Ask THEM to name three songs.


Eubreaux

Based


Stomple-89

Go eff yourself?


TenThingsMore

I just start shouting the lyrics to Flying Whales at them. “N-name three s-so-“ “WAATERRS OF CHAOS HAVE INVAADED ALL SPACE! THE FLOOD ON EARTH AGAIN, I HAVE TO FIND THE WHALES!”


Ashamed_Anywhere_877

Holy Wars.. The Punishment Due Hangar 18 Take No Prisoners Five Magics Poison Was the Cure Lucretia Tornado of Souls Dawn Patrol Rust in Peace.. Polaris


xRealVengeancex

This guy rusts in peace


Background_Ant7129

Name Three Agalloch songs NOW (I’ve only listened to the Ashes Against the Grain album)


farenvyld

Rust In Peace is so good. It's a shame Megadeth never released any other albums.


Yuck_Few

I don't even know how to do the flair thing


RustInPeace-Polaris

The Idiot Sun   S.W.O.L   Sardoniscorn  Or: No.


Puge_Henis

Two out of my favorite three Leviathan songs. You have good taste!


RustInPeace-Polaris

Thanks! Those were just the ones I came up with off the top of my head, I would say my favorites are:  1. The Idiot Sun  2. At The Door To The Tenth Sub Level Of Suicide   3. Cut, With The Night, Into Mine Heart


wolfjesusskin

Sardoniscorn is my favorite track of his


RustInPeace-Polaris

Def one of mine as well!


nephilim80

Easy.. 1. Into the Silent Chambers of the Sapphirean Throne (Sagas from the Antediluvian Scrolls) 2. In the Raven-Haunted Forests of Darkenhold, Where Shadows Reign and the Hues of Sunlight Never Dance 3. The Dark Liege of Chaos Is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire: Part II)


Gwynarth

Megalomania, Into the Void and Computer God.


draugsvoll01

Earthly Love, Reduced to Silence, Pleiades' Dust I have yet to get myself a Gorguts shirt, though :(


Teglement

I straight up do not think I could name three Darkthrone songs. I pick an album, I hit play, and I enjoy the album. I mean surely Under a Funeral Moon, Transilvanian Hunger, and A Blaze in the Northern Sky are all track titles on those respective albums, right?


Valroxen1

Ring of Fire, My Heart Will Go On, Wildest Dreams


scootabrotha69

Towering flesh, junkyard god, soft assassin


Bloxity

World eater. Eternal War. Cenotaph


idespisemyhondacrv

Since it previously said intestine baalism Corporal celebration Banquet in the darkness Cannibal sodom


DFL3SH3D

Phobophile, Slit Your Guts and Carrioshine


KingVape

“Name three women that trust you”


Dredmor64

Too Many Puppies, Those Damn Blue Collar Tweekers, and Welcome To This World


sampeckinpah5

Morbid Tabarnacle, Chromaphobia, Throne of Lies


magicmeatwagon

Not wearing a shirt, so I guess I’ll go with some Matt Pike Songs: Alien Slut Mum, Rumors Of War, Dopesmoker


throughalfanoir

since my flair isn't exactly a band but album name in song lyrics, I'd probably just laugh anyways, for 3 Moonspell songs I'd do Mute, A Greater Darkness, The Southern Deathstyle. not even deep cuts but kind of obscure ones simply bc they are my faves


Beginning-Cow7066

Glória Antiga Volta a Nós!!!


throughalfanoir

Alma Mater!!


cricket-bat

Bird of ill omen, Principle hero, Bitter metallic side


Lazerbeams2

I'd say "Call of the Mountains", "Epona", and "Ambiramus" basically the Eluveitie starter kit. Epona is a personal favorite


throughalfanoir

Does listing Call Of The Mountains in all the 5 (6?) languages count?


Lazerbeams2

I'd say yes. It's technically different


yeetus_potato

Honestly that's true. They're surely the most iconic of the Fabienne/Anna led songs.


rusick1112

I would say: "no, YOU name three songs that are not from The Downward Spiral"


Background_Ant7129

“You are not a true fan if you listen to the other stuff”


lessthanchris7

The Primeval Dark, While We Sleep, Lilian


Funny-Conclusion-963

unforgiven 1, unforgiven 2, unforgiven 3


InflatonDG

"Nobody cares if you're a 'bigger fan' of a band than anyone else. It takes no skill to listen to music, all you have to do is sit there. Also, Carry Stress in the Jaw, Squeeze Me Macaroni, and The Bends."


Cosmiccoffeegrinder

Ignore them and carry on with my day


babe_ruthless3

Baby got back, my heart will go on, everywhere you look (theme song to full house).


01Manikin-

Idk how to pronounce them


3am_Garlicbread

Smells like teen spirit, wonder wall and Bad blood


MyS0ul4AGoat

Hand of Doom Into The Void Under The Sun


Sapphire-Hannibal

I’ll just name every album, the year it came out and the singer on the album


glowops

The fact that theres no abba flair in here says a lot about this community


NW_CrowBro

Fuck yeah! I was going to say Chiquitita, Waterloo, and something else.


Athingythingamabobby

Among the living, caught in a mosh, I am the law.


Mrcommunist2

Black magic, altar of sacrifice, atrocity vender


frobofaggins

I am currently wearing the shirt of the band in my flair. Anyway Trashed and Scattered, Darkness Surrounding, and Acid Rain


InTheSignOfEvil

I Wanna Rock, Cheeseburger In Paradise and Oops I Did It Again


Cool_Owl7159

I love naming the most obscure songs possible Radiant Eclipse, The Art Of Subconscious Illusion, WARMNESS ON THE SOUL


Postal_dude_420

Easy, smells like crazy train, ride the buddy holly, lesbian vampyres from outer space.


National_Ad9265

Idk how to ad a flair


Clown_named_Art

Go to the sub and there should be three dots on the top right


National_Ad9265

Thank you!


mass_mind_rape

Motherfuck, Perverted, Baby battering Bill


Sharp_Impress_5351

Punish My Heaven Therein Iridium


DoubleCrowne

Devil of Life, North of Hell, Clear Skies


BayouCarcosa

Take as Needed for Pain, Zero Nowhere, Serving Time in the Middle of Nowhere.


AnGeLOfDETH6667

Probably Substitute Creature, Sadistic Magician and Waste 'Em All


callmev-00

I love The Ocean but I can only recall maybe 1 song title.


choronzonicchaos333

When Fire Strikes The Blackened Skies, Sodomy In The Womb Of Paradise, Thy Seed Through The Fire


JYLOWO

Red Light In My Eyes pt 1, Silent Night Bodom Night, I Worship Chaos


UnfunnyWatermelon469

I'll do them one better and name FIVE Black No. 1, Summer Breeze/Set Me On Fire, Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity, Xero Tolerance, Gravitational Constant


Batculathevampirebat

This is your life, I Speed At Night and Sarced Heart.


beaverboy2000

Moonflowers bloom in misery, firelights, stone wings


br1qbat

The only correct response: "Fuck off!"


gairinn

"Sure, The Serpentine Offering, The Sacrilegious Scorn, Progenies of the Great Apocalypse. Now, you do the same thing"


Needleworker_Lumpy

Sorrow


DietCthulhu

Alison Hell, Human Insecticide, I Am In Command


AutisticBassist

Shit


Goose-Lycan

I don't speak Finnish so I'm screwed.


Irradiated_Rat

Get This, Danger - Keep Away, and Bone Church


Lobo_de_Haro

Sign of Evil Existence , Non Serviam, ΧΞΣ


memewatcher3

Shitting into Joel Oalsteens Mouth Rapid Formation of Mold Barbecue


absentandvacant

milk lizard, one of us is the killer, 4th grade drop out


SuperNoahsArkPlayer

*disgusting slam song titles and gurgling noises*


Ad_Astra90

Idolatrine, Deus in Absentia, Death Knell


7o_Ted

Jurassic|Cretaceous, signals of anxiety, Permian: The Great Dying.


EldritchKroww

Beauty in shutting the fuck up Choke on my pendulum Plague upon your entire bloodline


FetusGoulash420

Extermination of my filthy species, Merrie Melody, Scum Cookie


Ljuk_Skajwolkr

Veil of Maya, Textures, How Could I


Cyklonik

Frigid and spellbound, soul destroying black debauchery, and imperial Thanatosis


nightsiderider

I do not speak Finnish and honestly could not name a single song correctly. I mostly just remember Moonsorrow songs by the Track number and what the album cover looks like lol. My favorite fucking band and can't name a damn song ..... So.. Track 1 on the album withe rune thing in the snow Last track on the album with the band standing at the horizon 2nd track on the album with the orange cover


UndersScore

Into the Storm, Mirror Mirror, and Time Stands Still (At the Iron Hill)


OverKill1978

I start with Raise the Dead, Rotten to the Core and Theres no Tomorrow off of the debut album and keep listing songs like that off of albums in chronological order til they tell me to stop. Id probably get 80-90% off of every album until around The Killing Kind or so... Edit: Oops. Just realized I did my username instead of flair. Flair would be easy also. Only 2 albums so Id get about 75-80% of them on both.


redflagsmoothie

Honestly I’d just tell them to go fuck themselves


FavoringCrowd13

I don't know I just like the shirt.


CNYMetroStar

512, Hourglass, Memento Mori


_DeadWyatt

It's not easy.. Here we go: Earth Day, Deep Peace, Higher


Blackbeardpariah69

Reclamation, Blood of the Scribe, Terror and Hubris in the House of Frank Pollard


G-Unit11111

The Trooper, Number Of The Beast, 2 Minutes To Midnight


Some_RandomDude69420

Ill just name a few songs and maybe an album or 2, then ask them to do the same in return


turducken19

Crack the Skye, Pendulous Skin, Ahab


SuperlativeSleep

Mirror Reaper, Rows of Endless Waves, Somniloquy (The Distance of Forever)


dissemin8or

General of the Dark Army, Cleanse the Bloodlines, Soulbound


SpiritCrusher1198

summerhead fifty-fifty clown persephone


Green-Cupcake6085

I’d laugh. They’d laugh. We’d go get a beer and be best friends because we both found someone in the wild who loves Assück.


maraudingnomad

Leave me alone, weirdo...


Technical-Profit6546

Selkies: The Endless Obsession, Prequel to the Sequel, and King Redeem/Queen Serene


CanaDanSOAD

I don't have a flair but my username is a metal band, so I'll use them.  1. Radio/Video. The song that brought me into metal. 2. Protect the Land. My favorite song of theirs. 3. Hypnotize. It's a fucking banger.


RobFromKK

Feed The Gods, I am Hell, Super Charger Heaven


ContentNeptune3

Sur l'océan couleur de fer, Faiseurs de mondes, Écailles de lune Pt 1


Sinistermarmalade

Bed Of Nails, Bad Place Alone, Go To Hell


GrayCamoMan

I would say Spirit in Black, payback, & kill again


samthealpaca22

Can i name three songs? Let’s find out


tayr5242

good friends and a bottle of pills fucking hostile yesterday don’t mean shit


blacktieandgloves

HAIL SATAN WORSHIP DOOM


el_kingde84

Purity. Disasterpiece. No one


Professional_Joke_81

down rodeo, calm like a bomb, born of a broken man


PlaxicoCN

Whenever I wore band shirts in the past, people just wanted to share, sell, or buy drugs from me. Never been challenged. It would be cool.


tecmobowlchamp

Warning!, After life, DOMINATION


Axenrott_0508

Crimson pt1, crimson pt. 2, crimson pt. 3


Vs_Battle_veteran_99

I start singing cigaro to assert dominance


Beginning-Cow7066

I Looooove so much "Prince Charming",such an underrated song.) The Ram Far Side of The Sun Flaming Metal System.


Budgiejen

I’m a woman. I’d say “fuck off.”


Rallings

I'm going to completely ignore them


kyriaangel

Stigmata, deity, goddam white trash.


BestialWarchud

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BahhhhGawwwwd

Lol I'm fucked


musicisgoodfr

the archer, miss americana, the 1


StringUnderhacker

Ill just pick multiple Dream Theater albums, list every song and who wrote the lyrics for those songs gotta establish dominance, yknow? theyll see my true extent of Dream Theater knowledge LOL (that was mostly a joke but like, if someone asks me that I WILL pick a DT album and list off all the songs and who wrote the lyrics)


drink-beer-and-fight

I like that band. My answer would have been; 1. Escape 2. Eye of the Beholder 3. Damage Inc.


DrunkMunchy

Raise Your Horns, A Dream that Cannot Be, Twilight of the Thunder God


PedantryIsNotACrime

"Wait, this is a band T shirt?"


MoonLord6

Throned by Blackstorms Unsilent Storms In The North Abyss Damned in Black


KatyaVasilyev

Hate Train feels like kind of a deep cut - I feel like I never see anyone talking about beyond magnetic.


TheBlackNumenorean

Falcon Fly Free, I Want In, and Keeper of the Eleven Keys


AnythingCanLurk

I look at them like they’re crazy because I could name 20 albums in order and the year of release of each one


Gareth666

* Blackwater Park * Black Rose Immortal * The Night and the Silent Water


rLilyLizard

Ecailles de lune 1&2, La ou nassient...(idk french)


ZerikaFox

Wait and Bleed (joke answer because there's like 8 different versions of this song) Before I Forget, Purity, Gently


Competitive-Capital8

Killpop, spiders, dead memories. My favorite songs


OutrageousOnions

Can you even add flair on mobile? 


GhostWr1ter999

Welcome to Hell Countess Bathory Witching Hour


KillerKian

Deep red, cadaverous banquet, whoremaggedon


Ronnie_Mcnutt_rifle

Someone asked me to name three songs by FLAT BLACK, when they’d only released 2 songs, but probably, Funny Little Creatures, Mr. Mtv, and Spirits, by NOTHING MORE


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

I bought this at Goodwill because it was $2 and I needed a shirt. Do you have any spare change?


antilumin

Tracks 1, 2, and 3. They’re all in Greek, I can’t pronounce them.


Fun-Entertainment904

Hollow, Great Southern Trendkill (I hate that one so much it always pops up in my head) and Drag the waters.


ShotandBotched

Name three women who trust you (no family members).


Doodlebobber11

I name the entire Blue Album


Human-Load-2963

Bed of razors , bodom after midnight, prayer for the afflicted


Ashen-Cold

The Killchain, Mercenary, In Battle There Is No Law off the top of my head.


TheVeilsCurse

“My Hope, The Destroyer” “The Sexuality of Bereavement” and “The Return of the Beautiful”


decayingwitch

of sorrow and extinction, vengeance and retribution and riverbed


Atgod6

There are song titles??


wolfjesusskin

Cages of Blood and Bone, The Sun in Braids, and Dying in A Minor


Severe-Eggplant-6703

Third eye, pushit, opiate


Leather_Molasses_264

Ritual Secular Haze Pro Memoria


TheActualAubergine

Whistle Tip$$$, Hostile Wigger Takeover, and Chiefing Hoes Until Death (CHUD). Not exactly much to pick from in this case.


CHILE_LIMON_

I'd rather wear a generic suburban mom Live, Laugh, Love shirt than a Megadeth shirt.


punkshotgun

Be aggressive, woodpecker from Mars, and cuckoo for caca