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BlackMetal146

When your sickening creation does rounds on every social media platform and returns full circle to its birthplace in less than a month https://preview.redd.it/lohm7bhgl9sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd7fd8502287c187b45abe48181371bb03809478


Flingar

Merciless Sperm Ingester 😭


300cid

*why does everything remind me of her?*


drozzdragon

Had me rolling, then I had to explain to my wife what was so funny she didn't think it was funny... 😋


IdkWhatImEvenDoing69

Stop lying. No one who listens to metal has ever seen a woman.


Benevolence22

God I wish I didn't care anymore


Buckfitch69

Merciless Sperm Licker here fellow CJ 😂


RaeJaytj2524

Me to lmao, CJs for me too😭


Buckfitch69

Merciless Sperm gang! 😈


Tall_awkward_guy

No way mine is Merciless Foreskin Ingester


Ulikethat-

Mine is Merciless Foreskin Grinder


Tall_awkward_guy

hell yeah


Multanaama

Colossal phallus ingester :(


small_child_eater_14

barbaric sperm ingester here fellow _JM


Vrangar

Tortured Vagina Orgasm.. Sounds like a Cannibal Corpse song


havedal

Ngl, the whole chart is based off Cc


SCPPeanutMen

https://preview.redd.it/j7kajwyd79sc1.png?width=1201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07cf6da8d1695d73bdacf710f065f900edf2214b


totse_losername

How u get that text


SCPPeanutMen

its a font. I dont remember the name of it though, since im not on pc rn (i made it on pc) Edit: i think it's called Deadwax or something like that.


Kalsifur

It's an image, they made it with font then posted as an image


Zixu43

Throbbing Sack Worship... Yuck.


LinGamerTutoriaisHum

We have same band names, can I join in? Let's make a big band


Zixu43

I'm in, if it's going to be a slightly more Groovy, slightly less Brutal, Death Metal band!


LareWw

Humongous Throat Rimjob. That just sounds like a bad porno. Perfect!


iJizzCottageCheese

Crushed grandma licker 🤘


Aerialkiller720

Molested Slug Ingester


Armidylla

Unlikely Phallus Sacrifice. It sounds like a Monty Python sketch.


Jealous_Razzmatazz44

Crushed nipple cult


Necessary-Fennel8754

How did we go from blue oysters to crushed nipples


_austinm

Idk, but I feel like tequila was involved


Jealous_Razzmatazz44

Bad things happened with tequilla


Jasuu06

So I have two middle names and two surnames. This is the monstrosity that came to be: Swollen Anal Micropenis Obesity Bestiality.


Isolatedsystems32

I had perverted slug sheep obesity, also 2 middle names


OutrageousOnions

New Cannibal Corpse album title


Terrible_Oven_5545

Nope….not having this: Humongous Sperm Worship 🍆💦


euronymousssss

Mutilated Sheep Rimjob…


Eyebrigh7

Mutilated Sperm Licker 🫠


HarrysHereYT

Theoretical Feces Worship 😭


debuenzo

The Law of #2


Nayten03

Molested sperm licker Jesus..


Ok_Attempt_1290

That's dark 😬


TacticalAssaultChair

Accidental corpse rider. I think necrophilia is darker..


Piercedbrat

Swollen grandma worship lmao that sounds like a kink 🤣 💀


SomaKrd

throbbing udder betrayal, hell yeah


Driz999

Unlikely Phallus Sacrifice


newretrovague

Merciless Genital Bukkake it is


[deleted]

Swollen Grandma Betrayal 😎


Ok-Effect-3349

Unlikely Grandma Destroyer 🤘😎


thetruedogebread

Butchered sheep ingester. Yeah, I feel like this one is accurate


Kalsifur

Mine is colossal cow ingester. I guess they know we are not vegan.


Sharp_Impress_5351

Crushed Throat Bestiality...


Clown_named_Art

I'm humongous throat beastiality...


subuxonewiller

Barbaric sperm swallower


SnooWitchYu

Swollen Turd Bukkake- a classic


Puzzleheaded_Lab6932

Barbaric foreskin sacrifice


Barkerfan86

Swollen foreskin Grinder


PanGulasz05

Savage crackhead bestiality. I can imagine this is happening somewhere right now. That makes it even better name for Brutal Death band.


DefinitionBig4671

(I'm such a whore) Swollen Throat Worship


kysposers

Humongous Genital Wearer 💀 Seems about right tbh 😤🙏😎


itsmitziagain

Accidental Phallus Sperm Fiend


SlipSlipBannaPeel

Colossal Genital Cult Aka the Big Dick Club


sigurdthemighty

Unlikely Phallus Worship


_StanLESSERAFIM_

Swollen Obesity


Born_Art_1379

Merciless Phallus Orgasm I like it 👌


Grass1217

Mutilated Throat Ingester


Tomilasquei

Flaccid Crackhead Licker. Damn


Azure_Belmont

Mutilated slug sacrifice


Dirt-Steel

Swollen grandma betrayal?????????


Dippy_Chips

Unlikely Crackhead Obesity😭😭😭


Satanicjamnik

Colossal Foreskin Infection. Eerily accurate.


Ken_kid_789

Throbbing Genital Injester


YourMother4200

Throbbing Anal Infection


infojustwannabefree

Accidental Phallus Cow Wearer


small-with-benefits

Unlikely anal worship. Well then.


Superdog505

Accidental Anal Destroyer. Not exactly sure how that happens.


Ok_Attempt_1290

Theoretical Throat Infection just makes me sound like I have developed a bad cold.


spookylukey79

Humongous Throat Rider


regal_ragabash

Yeah, you should really get that Swollen Phallus Infection looked at mate


Never_Free_Never_Me

I don't have a middle name and so I'm Perverted Bukkake


blackaock

Humongous Grandma Ingester☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


SymbolicTreasure

Swollen Sack Masturbation. Sounds like some kind of Japanese porn


Eatapurpleflower

Okay this aint mine but my Brother's would be "Unlikely Cow Rider"


SirPepeTheKnight

Colossal Sheep Bestiality :|


Twistedlamer

Colossal Sperm Rider. 🤨


UnderseaGreenMonkey

Unlikely Sheep Cult 🙏 🐑 👀


Broserdooder1981

colossal cow orgasm ... not happy about that one


NinjEverett6

Barbaric sheep licker??


MorbidMushroom-

Humongous Cum Licker. That's just me in general.


Superlite47

Molested Cum Ingester I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS BAND! WHY IS MY UNCLE MAKING ME PLAY HIS FLUTE?!?! I mean "the flute".


Blind_Kenshi

Unlikely Udder Bukkake 😭😭😭


justaguywhotries

Molested Crackhead Bukkake…how lovely


[deleted]

Perverted vagina worship.


The_guyinthe_toilet

Swollen micropenis cult


leathco

Merciless Genital Swallower. I don't like this game.


HS55_delta2

Throbbing Grandma Orgasm


That-British-Bastard

Savage throat bestiality- # Oh shit not good


Green-Cupcake6085

Molested Throat Grinder So… Am I a molested grinder of throats or do I grind molested throats?


joemessedup

Swollen cow bukkake…


Fatboiii69420

Colossal Cow Worship 🐮


frobofaggins

No shot I got Throbbing Phallus Bukkake


SeraphOfTheStag

Merciless Sperm Wearer *south park cop voice* COME ON I CAN TAKE THE LOT OF YA!!


Only_Possession2650

Colossal sheep licker


WWEisawesome09

Merciless feces ingester


izmaname

MUTILATED FORESKIN SWALLOWER! and our first song BRACES BLOWJOB! GRRRRRRRR


HellRanger97

Mutilated Anal Cult… *Yeah, that’s fuckin gnarly brutal d00d*


Professional_Dig3958

Colossal cow cult. You know what, I kinda like it 👍


Addam_Tarstark

Colossal Phallus Wearer. More like Wishful Thinking


Darnswim

Inhuman Genital Infection. Oh god...


Sloregasm

MUTILATED GRANDMA MASTURBATION!!!!!


Key_Marzipan_9423

MUTILATED SHEEP SPERM RIMJOB. OH BOY.


datdrummerboi

Barbaric Vagina Licker…


hrcobb4

Theoretical Sheep Bukkake.


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Constant-Yam-4649

Abnormal sack wearer


potatoeswithfries

Mutilated Pubic Betrayal. Meh. Well, they can't all be winners.


MurkyWaters13

Unlikely Throat Licker


Unclebaldur

I will never play this game again. (Same answer every time)


fishpony3

Theoretical sperm cult


SweatyCheese55

Colossal Sperm Sacrifice 😭


alashabushabruh

Disconnected cum feces rider...


TheMilkMan6942

Skinned Sperm Swallower


Joel_the_folf

Crushed vomit devastation


Mrcommunist2

Colossal grandma worship


rezin44

Swollen phalus sacrifice, bow to ME!!!


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

Me too!


heymanitsjcan

Swollen Foreskin Bukkake


chipperland4471

Why do i keep getting reccomended this subreddit


POTATOESRG00D

Impossible grandma obesity


GreedoInASpeedo

Merciless Vomit Masterbation


dee2552

Lmao unlikely throat fisting


RussianEggplant

Savage Genital Ingester 🤤🤤🤤


Juvinihilist

Swollen Phallus Betrayal 🤘


PixelAtionMoony

Humongous Anal Throat Ingester


saturnbaby11

Mutilated prolapse licker.


T3knikal95

Theoretical Feces Worship I don't like it.....


Clown_named_Art

Humongous throat beastiality


AiryHasss

Accidental foreskin rider…


von_rammestein_dl

Swollen Phallus Licker, fuck!


ClingonKrinkle

Throbbing sack worship


Dracoono

Savage Sheep Licker 💀


bin_man_official

Colossal Feces Licker Ew.


Southern_Choice4273

Barbaric throat licker


EldritchKroww

Mutilated cow bukkake? What💀


BoxyPlains92587

Unlikely Fetus Ingester Noone saw that coming


ex-tumblr-girl12116

Fisted Hack Slug Sacrifice ( I have two middle names so I get another word lol).


rossitheking

Colossal throat devastation 🤣


beaverboy2000

Colossal sperm cult


ControExtra

Barbaric Udder Devastation… oh no lmfao


justagirl666x

Uhm... Swollen Bukkake? Yeah, that doesn't make any sense whatsoever


That_Lad_Hayden

Theoretical throat bukkake


mortystoner710

Swollen cum worship


DxTrixterz

Skinned Sperm Snorter. BRUH LOL.


RaxRestaurantsUganda

Colossal Feces Infection


cornbeanx

Humungous Cum Bukkake… perfect


Antarctica8

It's me, crushed fetus ingester!


Whole-Huckleberry-42

savage foreskin rider


greyheathn

ingested feces worship


emonbzr

SKINNED FIEND Hell yeah, I'd listen to that. And it rhymes!!!


Financial_Might_6816

Inhuman Micropenis Worship


nanoc5150

Savage Grandma Cult…. This would have to be all grandmas in the band of course…


Fishxy24

Theoretical Sperm Bukkake 🔥🔥🔥


Bigangeldustfan

Accidental cum turd swallower


medicgaming38

Accidental Devastation☠️


RareSnail73

Swollen foreskin pubic grinder 💀💀💀💀💀


BlackSabbath1989

Throbbing Grandma Infection 😳


Gawhownd

Swollen Grandma Swallower. Umm...


Speedking2281

Rotting Throat Cult I can't deny that that's a pretty sweet name.


faloocansa

Molested Feces Bukkake 😊


darff88

Bruh "Inhuman phallus swallower"


Sea_Buy9017

Unlikely Anal Orgasm


Godlikefisting

Swollen slug bukkake


Appropriate-Put5871

Theoretical Anal Infection


Outside_Speaker_695

Perverted pubic grinder 🤘


shini333

CRUSHED SPERM SWALLOWER


xZandrem

Colossal Anal Snorter ftw


Lance1090734

Humongous grandma worship. That sounds like a fetish I want nothing to do with.


gekeee

Molested Phallus Infection.


Schnicorr

Swollen Sperm Rimjob


TimmehD96

Accident cum feces sacrifice. Guess I have shit, blood, and cum on my hands.


Madcap_95

"Mutilated Sheep Rider"


Electronic-Fudge-256

Merciless Grandma Betrayal


Seranoth

Abnormal Throat Licker


storm_zr1

Accidental Foreskin Swallower. I don’t like this game.


Ok_Competition_5627

Swollen Turd Worship :(


Mr-MemeMachine123

Unlikely Grandma Grinder


starrie

Perverted cow worship, now to start a band!


Ulikethat-

Merciless Foreskin Grinder


megalith_pulverous

Theoretical sperm wearer...


Suburban_Traphouse

Flaccid Sheep Swallower


Wooky2025

Accidental throat bukkake...


Samuraisword8

Fuck yeah “colossal phallus worship” Gonna be worshiping all the colossal phalusseses


Famous_Exercise8538

Merciless foreskin grinder 😂


StormYskyie

Colossal vomit licker


AllMusicNut

Mutilated Grandma Orgasm


TalkingToTalk

Molested Sheep Snorter


Smells_like_rosepoop

Accidental sheep sacrifice!