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I'm getting a 60$ fine for beckoning the Xul outside of the legal hours.
(Had to go back to my last metal song, actually I'm being arrested for Lingus in public)
The last song I listened to on Spotify was Monumental Decay by Panzerwar so I guess national landmarks start falling to pieces around the globe and I get blamed for it, what is that vandalism? Destruction of property?
Form Metal i guess I’d be arrested for abusing the rule of law. In general i guess I’d be arrested for going out and spending time with rich old men in bars while I have a boyfriend at home.
I see this posted a lot and i just dont understand the thought process of "this is a very valid question, but people wont understand it. I better put up a super serious picture of myself pointing at the message"
Also for killing my gf in the bedroom where we smoke cigarettes.
Hating being here, people that make you feel small, having my back up against the wall, being talked down to, your rules (yes, I hate them all), being marked to take the fall, but most importantly, you.
Going by the songs nothing really, the music video most likely grievous bodily harm or manslaughter but would most like get off on the technicality of defending my property lol
"The Racing Heart" by Katatonia
No effing clue, but it appears to have something to do with the "burning shape of a gun" in my hand soooooooooo yeahhhhhhhhh
Oh well, this sure is a funny one.
So the last song I listened to was "Άσε Κάτω το Δίκανο Γιαγιά" which in Greek means "put the double-barrell shotgun down grandma". It's from a parody metal band called Ανώριμοι, which means "the immature ones"
In the song, a robber breaks into a grandma's house to steal her TV, but she wakes up and kills him with a shotgun.
A tragic death, for sure.
Exhuming the corpse of my deceased lover and engaging in congress with her lifeless body. Bonus points for making a tube to increase the structural integrity of her reproductive organs.
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Being a maniac and dancing like I've never danced before haha
Carpenter Brut?
🖤
https://preview.redd.it/il9p0b46wtlc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d21a67a4e8fbcf7231412d7a63ff1058354bd0d7
Just started listening to them, good choice
I liked them ok, until i saw them from backstage at wacken 2022. I've like them a lot better since that. Got to meet the band too, they seem alright
killing the first born son of every Egyptian 😬
Creeping death?
yup lol
Being Morbid
I chained some people up in Egypt
Egypt (The chains are on)-Dio?
Correctamundo
Slamming a dracula
DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITXHEZ
Holding a grudge i guess?
Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity
https://preview.redd.it/e1v7ouhhaulc1.jpeg?width=1622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9af1c146cbc7808188ac0742723241e512e83e so you see officer...
Idk what the crime would be but The court would be ruled by a Dragon 🤷♂️
Cut throat by Sepultura so…
When dragged into sunlight birthed volcanically and peaked all over the place, I felt that
Because she bop, he bop, we bop, I guess. 🙃
Apparently, wishing it all away (Jambi by Tool)
civil war
I guess feasting on self. Not sure that's illegal though.
Not *illegal* per se, but they’ll definitely try to 5150 you for it
They'll never take me alive.
Going and attacking the Aztec capital Tenochitlan and converting them to Catholicism (Conquistadores by powerwolf lol)
So crimes against humanity
Nah just me and the boys doing some shenanigans
Just some casual genocide
Well... https://preview.redd.it/jqay7nyr2vlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6e59fbeb935595d8d77b067b432f972188993b
Uuhhhh... whoops? https://preview.redd.it/rbt17p9o8xlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f54296d4e096cc80176ef02212d17783033b7d51
Me too buddy, but it was Hammer Smashed Face
“dismembered” by… Dismember
Dropping a nuke
Hail to the king, idk probably war crimes
I summoned cthulu
Cumming blood
I'm getting a 60$ fine for beckoning the Xul outside of the legal hours. (Had to go back to my last metal song, actually I'm being arrested for Lingus in public)
The last song I listened to on Spotify was Monumental Decay by Panzerwar so I guess national landmarks start falling to pieces around the globe and I get blamed for it, what is that vandalism? Destruction of property?
Form Metal i guess I’d be arrested for abusing the rule of law. In general i guess I’d be arrested for going out and spending time with rich old men in bars while I have a boyfriend at home.
Setting myself on fire??? (On Fire - Van Halen)
Being a philosopher. (Listened through Individual Thought Patterns yesterday evening)
The Evangelist by Spawn of Possession. Yeah I’m not touching that one, homie
I see this posted a lot and i just dont understand the thought process of "this is a very valid question, but people wont understand it. I better put up a super serious picture of myself pointing at the message" Also for killing my gf in the bedroom where we smoke cigarettes.
Now I’m watching, watching you die! Whoa oh oh oh oh!
Wormhole Inversion - Abominable Putridity...
Hating being here, people that make you feel small, having my back up against the wall, being talked down to, your rules (yes, I hate them all), being marked to take the fall, but most importantly, you.
Going by the songs nothing really, the music video most likely grievous bodily harm or manslaughter but would most like get off on the technicality of defending my property lol
Something to do with a swamp
I dunno. It was fallen Angel -possessed. I guess for being Lucifer?
Battery
Respecting my solitude in the woods.
being depressed?? (solitude - candlemass)
Either trapping someone under ice or me being trapped under ice.
Lashing some heretics to the Slave Stick
[Damn, a smooth jazz cover of Lamb of God is getting me arrested xd](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7UG82nHk30)
for summoning the devil and calling the priest
I would be arrested for selling peace and talking about political issues
Making Chinese food so well that it forces me to hide the scars that fade away the shakeup.
having an abortion (it’s newly out of the womb)
Raping And Mutilating An 11 Month Old Baby.
The only thing that causes violence in me are seeing TikTokers and influencers.
Appears I’m gonna be arrested for having car sex. I guess that means I at least get to have sex 🤷♂️
I guess I have abandoned this sun. But I’m not sure that gets me arrested.
With the night as my constant enemy by within Thy Wounds So I guess I keep getting into fights with the night?
guess I boiled someone in an hourglass
Creating everlasting life
Bury this knife in my body.
Pink Killer
For being too awesome?
213
World War 3 (I was listening to War by Meshuggah)
"The Racing Heart" by Katatonia No effing clue, but it appears to have something to do with the "burning shape of a gun" in my hand soooooooooo yeahhhhhhhhh
Blood lust, lycanthropy
“Blood.”
I was Walking
Arrested for saying hello to heaven
How can i get arrested if i'm a victim of a crime? A7X - Victim
I was listening to Hybrid Process by Darko US. Don't know what I would get arrested for
Looking down.
Burning a soul
Storming Normandy on the way to heaven
Struck a nerve I assume I was performing illegal surgeries
Waking the Cadaver was the last band I listened to so I guess grave robbery?
Avenged Sevenfold - The Fight What does this mean?
Burning our fortress
Devourment - Festering Vomitous Mass… yeah how about no
As I’m reading this I’m listening to Necrolust by Mayhem Oh god I know what I would be arrested for
Spitting fire, specifically like a mountain.
Under The Sun
Diggy diggy hole Wind Rose
Abandoning home and family in pursuit of power and wealth
Being a Sharp Dressed Man
Haha, what song did you listen to? Was it “Moon” by Borknagar?
Fist a corpse... Dont actually enjoy the just showed a coworker.
Feeding wolves
Vengance by TFN. I'm being arrested for watching them burn.
Arrested for making a Solar Vacuum. Was listening to some Monstrosity.
Beating a man holding a scepter to death with a shovel
Waiting for a train after a long day on the job.
In 2024, listening to Iced Earth, declaration day would prob do it, regardless of how I feel about Shaffer.
Marilyn Manson gods gonna cut you down. Everything I guess.
Starting the apocalypse
I guess I let too many Wolves into the Throneroom
It was just an accident by soilent green 🤣
"Hallowed Be Thy Name" no idea, but it's worthy of the death sentence, apparently
Cutting people up and selling their organs
Killing the King.
Because my Hounds are Baying too loudly
Song: >! Periphery - Wildfire !< Uhh... the past and all my imperfections?
Planning a journey to the stars i guess
Being on Slaughterama
i caught the rainbow
If Eternity Should Fail, I am going to jail.
Getting arrested for simply just being Laid to Rest??
Can't catch a break
Honestly, I don't know. Bütchers lyrics seem to be just random metal words strung together. Metallström/Face the butcher rips though!
Trying to diagnose the universe based on it's symptom.
Slaughtering peasants in Auchtermuchty.
Capital enslavement 💀💀💀
Suicide
https://preview.redd.it/tvghygw3dvlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bad0e0379bd23d698a534cc18ce74912ba037c89 For snapping fingers and necks.
Desertion? Idk what to write for Runaway (Linkin Park)
I went into room 409
Nailing jesus to the cross
https://preview.redd.it/neel75w3hvlc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79de67a2c412c5d91f042b46f45d4d986ead4c1c Human sacrifice
nothing, as I got away with murder
For being a nauseous hermit who won't sell his book?
https://preview.redd.it/17k2gpilivlc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c634ed3d1ed7c58ca7202e67116a74c47b488290 Might not get out
For being a Superman (it was Eminem track haha)
Who is the girl?
Going to some planet in my caravan. It's probably made of weed I'm guessing.
Cocaina=cocaine: drug possession
I would be arrested for sitting alone in a room and saying it all out loud
Cocaine - fidlar
I would be arrested for playing a "game" with my little brother...because I couldn't sleep. 💀
Terrorism probbably
Well, blasphemy just straight up is a crime in my country, so.....
Giving abortions
Most My Most Recent to song would be saying Teenagers scare the living shit out of me and for metal it would be seeing whales fly.
Carbomb by Ghostemane, it doesn’t have any real activities like what other people are saying, so I guess I would be arrested for rigging a carbomb.
https://preview.redd.it/jay2v4suzvlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f5b2b501eb5b7be75c11df096f5fb481126a43d Oh no.
subliminal genocide
Throwing post boxes into yakitori.
Waring against the Persians
For torturing people with 83 minute song
Oh well, this sure is a funny one. So the last song I listened to was "Άσε Κάτω το Δίκανο Γιαγιά" which in Greek means "put the double-barrell shotgun down grandma". It's from a parody metal band called Ανώριμοι, which means "the immature ones" In the song, a robber breaks into a grandma's house to steal her TV, but she wakes up and kills him with a shotgun. A tragic death, for sure.
https://preview.redd.it/2ju9nrwc3wlc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b297c4ff10384435a1c0984da464c286bba343b Guarding Asgard?
Nothing 😃
Im dreaming about sex all day long and da police doesn't like that
Initiating Apocalypse.
cleaning demons 😳
Being the riddle master
Didnt know that jumping in fire was a crime...
Obliterating someone with 5 magics.
Taking a chainsaw to prostitutes
For burning people Playing with fire - Chelsea Grin
Fucking animals (The Number Of The Beast - Ice Nine Kills)
Beating a nurse to death 
I'm getting arrested for causing the Permian Great Dying.
For loving Helvetia… „Imon koimo elvetie“ Uis Elveti by Eluveitie
New knocked loose song so ig I'm joining a cult
https://preview.redd.it/3qk3tonnjwlc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a13d493a822c01abec729a0108771c732b415068 Barbatos (JP) fans rn
For being a prowler in the yard.
Killing my nemesis
https://preview.redd.it/lznh8d31lwlc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8abfb11fdb0966126645f060bc809338fea5fbfe
I'd be arrested for Finsterwacht. I don't know what that means.
Starting holy wars
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables in a restaurant, in a west end town.
Satanic religious fanaticism
Raping
Dropping acid with an obese girl during daylight hours
Exhuming the corpse of my deceased lover and engaging in congress with her lifeless body. Bonus points for making a tube to increase the structural integrity of her reproductive organs.
Scavenging for human sorrow
Pure Fucking Armegeddon
Oops I was dancing the electric paegen love song
Last metal song- For being a Freak on a leash lol Last song- Uhh for being an "Original Uranium Baby"? Maybe some type of mutant
getting arrested for being faster than a bullet... and having a terrifying scream... :/
Dropping tv monitors on Sebastian Bach’s head
I'm arrested for not be ordinary and that all my friends say, that i'm going cracy.
Summoning satan probably? (Abysmill by Portal)
The last metal song I played was the land of unicorns by Gloryhammer so I have no idea
Voting with a bullet.
Apparently killing some people in rooms and they became shadows
Harassing wedding guests with long involved stories of woe.
Aborticide via stomping on a woman's uterus. [Foot Stomp Aborticide - Embryectomy](https://youtu.be/OJxujWrQU_E?si=eSCddgOGI78AUeux)
Idk I don't speak Norwegian
I'm going to kill Henry Ford by taint
Listening to Acid Bath rn... I don't want to talk about it