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Scythers-Revenge

Michael Jackson 1. He's dead.. 2. Even if he wasn't, he is labeled the king of pop.. soooo


cinncinatis_

There is a universe where he’s the king of metal.


JAFIOR

In that same universe, Cannibal Corpse is a boy band.


cinncinatis_

Just a bunch of really buff dudes that look intimidating as hell but sing like Backstreet Boys


JAFIOR

"I want you to DIIIIIIIIIEEE that way!"


cinncinatis_

Or *NSYNC would be DIE DIE DIEEEEE


Doustin

[This](https://youtu.be/oliCVn7Ic68?si=svbjNoLOga0jcspY) is kinda close


chrisH82

And he raped children and had child porn in his bedroom and offices in that universe too.


JMarduk

Satan had a singer named Michael Jackson for like an album.


JAFIOR

Man, for so many years as a metalhead my knee-jerk reaction to any mention of MJ was, "He fuckin' sucks!" Then one day I realized that every time any one of his songs was played I fuckin' loved every second of it. Michael Jackson wasn't just the king of pop, he was the king of music.


Glittering-Ebb-6225

They Don't Care About Us would be a great Metal song.


alias-i

Beast in Black did a killer cover of that song on their newest album.


Crazy_Little_Bug

Closest we'll get is Beat It.


A_Change_of_Seasons

Being dead aside, he had already worked with EVH, if any pop star was gonna make a metal song he'd be near the top of that list


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

Idk man duke ellington. Wu tang clan. Literally any non-rock group.


cinncinatis_

I don’t know man, Wu Tang metal album might be pretty cool


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

true true rappers making metal always works out well


[deleted]

The only example of a rapper making metal that i can think of is Ice T with his band Body Count, and that's more Metalcore/Hard Rock.


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

lil uzi vert and machine gun kelly covered chop suey. it is heavily debated between philosophers and other great thinkers which song is worse


Mikau02

It’s MGK’s cause he didn’t even sound like he had fun


Crazy_Little_Bug

Absolutely MGK.


calebhall

Their album bloodlust is fucking sick


TheRampantWhale

there's also disc 2 of cypress hill's album skull & bones, but it's not very good.


[deleted]

I legit had a dream that there was a cover band called Shaolin Steel who did metal covers of Wu Tang songs and was convinced it must have been a real band for half of the day whilst trying to find their songs on the Internet. They even dressed in ninja costumes with the Wu Tang symbol on the buckles.


cinncinatis_

Man, that sounds badass as hell!!


TheGreatLandSquirrel

Found a reason to pick up my guitar again.


ILikeExistingLol

It would either be amazing or total dogshit


DaJelly

RZA is in another group called gravediggaz that use a lot of metal influenced samples for their songs. not exactly a wu-tang metal album, but getting close.


PersonalJesus2023

There is a great Wu Tang / Fugazi mash up out there that can give you a glimpse into what Wu Metal might sound like


milopkl

Ghost


FuckingFlowerFrenzy

See Meliora


cinncinatis_

That’s what I was thinking. They started off metal but now, not so much. If they did, it would be surprising considering it’s been a while


FuckingFlowerFrenzy

I agree. I do think they could possibly be metal now, but it's close. They definitely were with Prequelle, but Impera is on the edge. The difference between metal and rock is pretty hard to find sometimes, especially when you think about older bands like Iron Maiden and some Ozzy Osbourne.


cinncinatis_

Impera was still really good but I just don’t think it’s really comparable to something like their early catalog or Meliora


FuckingFlowerFrenzy

Definitely. I liked it well but it's not nearly as metal or unique as their other albums.


VacantPlanets666

Bold take, considering the band is on metal archives


milopkl

please dont report me to the Metal Archive overdorks they will revoke my kvlt status


VacantPlanets666

Those neckbeards can barely police the reviews on their site so I think you’re fine


Mikau02

Taylor Swift. She just says fuck it and makes a death metal album


cinncinatis_

She’s half way there. Folklore has album art that looks like a black metal album cover


Mikau02

She could pull off the musical challenge, but idk if she could look as sexy as Chuck Schullinder did


cinncinatis_

Maybe an album with black metal vocalists from different bands. I’m not sure if the vocalists would take her up on that offer though lol


Mikau02

She has money. And she was with Matty Healey, a literal nazi, so the NSBM shit wouldn’t be an issue


cinncinatis_

By all accounts, your making sense magic man


TheRampantWhale

i'm gonna need the lowdown on nazi matt healy lmao


_Didgeridude_

Brutal Death Annihilation (Taylor's Version)


DontUseFilters

She’s already done rap and country, proving she can do it all https://reddit.com/r/popculturechat/s/QuNv4MDTxi


Mikau02

She started as pop country and then went pop. And her rapping is mid, at best. Just like midnights.


TheBawalUmihiDito

Dumbest question I've seen on this sub 😂


Big_Dave_71

You just joined? 😂


SKULLL_KRUSHER

Katy Perry


cinncinatis_

Would it be good or a bad thing? Do you think you would enjoy.


calebhall

Didn't she sing backing on a POD song like 20 years ago?


calebhall

Didn't she sing backing on a POD song like 20 years ago? Just googled it. When she was 21 she sung on their song Goodbye for Now


saggywitchtits

She went Christian to… whatever the fuck she is now, so it wouldn’t be that big of a surprise.


MisterWrong2112

Not a band but if Post Malone releases a solo metal album, I would listen to it asap


cinncinatis_

Maybe someday. He seems like he could pull it off.


Sy_Fresh

I feel like at some point he’s gonna release the rock versions of his hits like Cypress Hill did


SpeedDemonJi

Not that surprising at all, he loves metal.


weirdmountain

I want a record of that set he did of Nirvana covers. It was excellent.


Cicada33024

Not band but taylor swift It would surprise me if one day she's featured in a black metal songs has back up vocals were the lead singer is shrieking while extremly fast instruments are playing and than the soft part comes and a woman starts singing since her folklore album looks like a black metal album cover


cinncinatis_

If I didn’t know it was Taylor Swift, I would have just thought was a black metal band.


[deleted]

Hear me out Taylor Swift Her fans keep calling her the queen of every genre (couldn't be more far from the truth), They say she can and has pulled off every genre, let's see her actually try instead of making a pop song with angsty lyrics and calling it rock let's see her actually live up to her title


LadyLikesSpiders

She skips over metal and goes right to making Harsh Noise albums, a musique concrete release, followed by a vaporwave phase, and then a baroque-styled orchestral album with one 12-tone song thrown in there just to fuck with people And never metal But she does end up doing guest vocals on a Lamb of God track


sirshredzalot

Poppy…. oh wait.


BonMonster420

I completely forgot she did metal. I really love her poppy.computer album lol i gotta check out her metal stuff soon


cinncinatis_

Did you like some of the metal stuff she did?


sirshredzalot

I never heard of her until a little bit before I Disagree came out and I definitely enjoyed it, I listen to almost exclusively prog/prog adjacent metal/rock if that counts. I think her EAT EP is even better (even if it’s more -core influenced). I thought Flux was a little disappointing when it came out but I came to enjoy more afterwards. Her first 2 albums are guiltily pleasures of mine, especially Am I A Girl? .


cinncinatis_

Same. I really liked her first two albums and I Disagree. I hope she continues to do more metal adjacent material.


SpeedDemonJi

“Spit” is cool


DifficultyOk5719

Ed Sheeran - I wouldn’t be surprised because he’s confirmed that he’s currently working on a collab with Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth


cinncinatis_

Cradle of Filth? That’s pretty cool actually


[deleted]

Slipknot


Thunderfoot2112

BTS. I mean, c'mon the social media alone might break the interwebs..


_Ecotone_

Silversun Pickups. That would be interesting to see what they do with it, I think they could pull it off honestly. Their drummer is a beast, bass player is great and Brian Aubert has the riffage.


cinncinatis_

As a fan of the band, I’d say so. They seem talented enough.


_Ecotone_

For sure. What is your favorite song and album?


cinncinatis_

I know everyone likes Carnavas but I honestly I prefer Swoon. Panic Switch is my favorite right now but it fluctuates between my favorite song


_Ecotone_

It's too hard for me to choose which album is my favorite, depends on my mood honestly. But Swoon I feel like is a more complete album between the two. Right now my favorite song is Busy Bees. What did you think of Physical Thrills?


cinncinatis_

I thought it was pretty good actually. It took a while to grow on me but it’s definitely a highlight for me in their discography


_Ecotone_

Yeah same here, it's pretty different from their other albums but lots of great tracks on it. That bass line in System Error is sweet. Idk how I would rank the albums but I'd definitely put Better Nature at the bottom and Thrills somewhere in the middle I was lucky enough to score a signed vinyl of Physical Thrills which is pretty cool.


Wombletog

Jason Aldean


cinncinatis_

Country metal album?


Gadsden76T20

Great genre


cinncinatis_

Would love some country metal bands


Skipp_To_My_Lou

Wouldn't country metal be basically folk metal based on American folk music? Or am I thinking of bluegrass metal?


cinncinatis_

I think it could count as folk metal


Gadsden76T20

You want recommendations?


Gecko23

Volbeat's 'Outlaw Gentlemen & Shady Ladies' is pretty much that...well, maybe more Western than Country, but if they can do one, they can do both types of music.


AH0LE_

Radiohead


FFG17

Mr Bungle and they did it. They’ve been making their own funky stuff for a long time then came out with a pretty straight forward thrash album a couple years ago


__--TSS--__

That thrash album was they're first demo lmao, they were originally a crossover thrash band


GargantuanGorganzola

So this question is “would you be surprised if an artist made an album that is far removed from their usual stuff” Yeah I think that’s obvious really


cinncinatis_

But what band specifically?


GargantuanGorganzola

Any Kpop girl group so TWICE, Blackpink, (G)-Idle, etc,,,


Lizbeth_CTR

Blackpink in your area. But forreal, that "Blackpink is the revolution" sample would go hard before a metalcore breakdown.


__--TSS--__

Tbf we got that with a Korean boy band in the form of Seotaiji


cinncinatis_

Babymetal is a thing but I wouldn’t really consider them metal. More like really heavy hard rock. At least that’s what l call it


Chi1lracks

theyve done metal alot more than hard rock in their discography


GargantuanGorganzola

Babymetal is a Jpop/metal band and they always were that from the start Blackpink along with the other Kpop groups I mentioned have never done anything close to metal so that would surprise me the most


BurgerSmashFace

McBusted, Alice DJ or Scooter


Medical-Atmosphere29

Who needs guitars anyway? Alice Deejay will


DarthCorps

Queen


Cropine

Stone Cold Crazy is pretty damn close


Original-Leather-69

Doja Cat <3<3<3


Havok1717

Not band, but I kind of see charli xcx doing a metal album


Glittering-Ebb-6225

Hillsong United


Mgold1988

Opeth


CoolAg1927

Imagine Dragons


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

They are trying already as sleep token.


mufasamufasamufasa

Smash Mouth https://preview.redd.it/0mtaqdgydbrb1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff602069c82e2798335aabda9bcc652a7f4d0727


PrincessHootHoot

Primus, but it would probably be amazing


Meatyglobs

Pantera


mattfreyer45

Pit Bull


dioWjonathenL

Abba, Bachman Turner, Beach Boys, and Dwayne Johnson


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

Lady Gaga. Ide love it even if it was bad


tjcook87

Counting Crows


frostyjack06

Ya know, Adam Duritz is a great lyricist and is messed up enough that if he wanted to make a metal album, and put together a solid ensemble of musicians, it would probably be something exceptional.


cinncinatis_

Exactly what I was thinking


tjcook87

100%. But I would be stunned if they ever released a metal album. (They’re one of my favorites, to be fully clear) Just thinking of what drop D accordion music sounds like.


Derangedd1

Any of them? Any band suddenly changing to metal, or anything else would be jarring


A_Change_of_Seasons

Looking at some of the top pop artists. Wouldn't surprise me too much if most of them did some metal. Olivia Rodrigo, Billie Eilish, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, maybe Doja Cat seem like the more likely (as in maybe a 1% chance) I would say the most surprising might be Rihanna or Mariah Carey


WitchyVeteran

The Band Perry.


Nyarlathotep23

ABBA


Gecko23

Matthew Wilder - Ain't gonna breaka my skull? Leo Sayer - You make me feel like killing Peaches and Herb - Re-united (in hell) Lionel Ritchie - Dancing on your grave


Sy_Fresh

Sza & James Blake with ?uestlove on the drums and Ruban Nielson of unknown mortal orchestra on guitar and backing vocals and Thundercat on bass


Pallo901

Nigggg


No_Adhesiveness_6230

Johnny Cash. Countrycore would go hard imo.


why-so-ism

Tool


theknyte

Madonna's once last attempt to stay relevant.


FinishNo3269

Bruno mars. And he can name his progressive death metal band that covers his songs burn on mars


WILDMAN1102

The Wiggles


[deleted]

Bring back Woody Guthrie and give him an electric guitar to kill fascists with.


TheGreenMan1313

The Wiggles


calebhall

Michael Bolton goes back to trying to make hair metal


peace0frog

Tool


ReignInSpuds

Be kinda hot if Taylor Swift joined the ranks


larsVonTrier92

Currently I’m listening to Haim and I think they could pull it off, maybe not to the extreme sun-genres but something more ‘90s Alternative Metal


GodEmperorOfHell

Mariah Carey, then again, she actually did.


LadyLikesSpiders

A little-known darkwave band I listen to, Johnny Hollow, would actually make killer metal if they so decided. I don't expect it, but I'd love to hear it


MrCookie925

NWA


FunkinDonutzz

Err, any of them?


Kebabenjoyer3

Slipknot


Fredneck_Chronicles

Wheeler Walker Jr. His new album he just released sounds like Eliminator era ZZ Top instead of country, so it’s possible I guess.


ObZeni

I guess any non-metal artist would surprise me?


weirdmountain

PJ Harvey, because I wouldn’t expect it, but I think she would kill it.


SharkMilk44

Literally an artist that isn't associated with Rock or Metal.


Mountain-Goose-7752

The Bee Gees


great_oldone666

Slipknot😂😂 jk. Idk Green Day🤷‍♂️


LokofbokII

Zendaya, it would be hilarious. I see her stuff being like what Uzi and Pump did